On second thought, lets not go to Skyrim. ‘Tis a silly place.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 31, 2012 · 8:30 PM 
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  1. C__F on January 31st, 2012 8:36 pm

    "Look my liege! 'tis Skyrim!"
    "It's only a model."

  2. Omnomynous on January 31st, 2012 8:36 pm

    I used to be a forum member like you, but then Shawn didn't fix the forums.

  3. Link4all on January 31st, 2012 8:37 pm

    I used to post on the forums like you, but then they took a blow to the HTTP.

  4. Deep Thought on January 31st, 2012 8:42 pm

    <img src="http://users.content.ytmnd.com/c/b/8/cb88b1cd7b6eb0a245c1770f74b6edc7.jpg"&gt;

    Sir! We've encountered another Feature Presentation… should we board?

    (If any of you get the reference I will dole out +1's a-plenty)

  5. C__F on January 31st, 2012 8:44 pm

    "The Black Knight moves for no man!"
    *knocked into orbit*
    "Hah! Look at that! The entire planet's running away! Cowards, the lot of them."

  6. C__F on January 31st, 2012 8:49 pm

    We, the Spartans who say Lol, will protest in the comments below if you do not appease us.

    Shawn: "Well, what is it you want?"

    We demand…
    A Forum!
    *dramatic chord*

  7. Chimental on January 31st, 2012 8:50 pm

    'Tis just a flesh wound!'

  8. Hareoic on January 31st, 2012 8:50 pm

    "Alright, stop that, all of you. Now this arrow to the knee business is getting rather silly. Now I do my best to keep things moving along, but I'm not having things getting silly. Those last few arrow to the knee jokes I saw got very silly indeed. And that one about the ponies was even sillier. Now, nobody likes a good laugh more than I do, except perhaps… Um…
    Come to think of it, most people like a good laugh more than I do, but that's beside the point. Now, let's have a good, clean, healthy forum post. Get some work done already."

  9. MeatyMcSausage on January 31st, 2012 8:55 pm
  10. Valvatorez on January 31st, 2012 8:59 pm

    Name: Holy Hand Grenade x9
    Description: Consult the "Book of Armaments, Chapter 2, Verse 9-21" before using it
    Elmt: Fire
    Ailment: --
    Power: S
    SP Used: 29210
    Range: 6

  11. Awesomecake on January 31st, 2012 9:00 pm

    I would have stopped adventuring too, but it didn't fit with my idiom.

  12. C__F on January 31st, 2012 9:03 pm

    Well, that certainly gets to the point of things.

  13. Dash12345678 on January 31st, 2012 9:06 pm

    The submission was alright.

    But Shawns' little joke under the submission was gold.

  14. Alpar on January 31st, 2012 9:08 pm


  15. MC Ninja on January 31st, 2012 9:08 pm

    Me: Fix the forums with a herring? It is impossible.

    Shawn: Don't say that word!

    Me: What word?

    Shawn: I cannot tell. 'Tis one of the words the Knights of the Handyside can't hear.

    Me: Look, all I want is it fixed, the forums I mean.

    Shawn: He said it again!

    Me: What? "Is"

    Shawn: No, no, no, not "is." Couldn't go very far in life without "is."

  16. Leo E. on January 31st, 2012 9:10 pm

    I don't care about your inb4s.

    <img src="http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/3200000/EXCALIBUR-fate-stay-night-3218374-800-600.jpg&quot; height="300" width="400">


  17. Alpar on January 31st, 2012 9:11 pm
  18. VyseRogueKing on January 31st, 2012 9:14 pm

    If I hear this meme again I will say "Ni!" to you once more.

  19. AfroKirby64 on January 31st, 2012 9:14 pm

    I used to laugh at half-baked puns, but then I took a generational shift to the knee. Now it's a (scary) world full of TF2, Aperture, and ponies!

  20. invadingduck on January 31st, 2012 9:15 pm

    And now for something completely differ-Ent.
    <img src=http://images.wikia.com/elderscrolls/images/c/cc/Spriggan_Concept_Art_(Skyrim).jpg/img>

  21. Squeek spplmj on January 31st, 2012 9:20 pm

    rel="nofollow"><img src="http://i41.tinypic.com/a3ic80.jpg&quot; border="0" alt="How am I supposed to post Alpar quotes now?">

  22. ibbolia on January 31st, 2012 9:23 pm

    Okay, let's see here. Chapter 2…ah, here we go.
    "Upon equipping the holy hand grenade to player's available slot of hands, player then very deftly but carefully presses the Right Trigger, counts to 3-not one, not two, and most certainly not five-and releases the Right Trigger to throw the holy hand grenade."

  23. ibbolia on January 31st, 2012 9:23 pm

    That's a Spriggan.

  24. Asthma on January 31st, 2012 9:24 pm


  25. Giallo on January 31st, 2012 9:24 pm

    Apparently, you can also survive an arrow to the chest! So much knowledge after Hollywood spoiled my mind with illogical sequences of action @.@… Of course, logic never helped anybody on Halolz…. Come to think of it, that's exactly why I devoted myself to the giallo genre!

  26. John_Know_Doe on January 31st, 2012 9:25 pm


  27. ibbolia on January 31st, 2012 9:25 pm

    Wait, he's wearing plants and animal pieces…oh, crap! FORSWORN!

  28. Vatonnage on January 31st, 2012 9:25 pm



    <img src="http://cdn.myanimelist.net/images/characters/13/149125.jpg&quot; </img>
    Seihai-kun: "You're so hopeless, Vatonnage-kun…"

    <img src="http://i1134.photobucket.com/albums/m608/Vatonnage/herocreationkit.png&quot; border="0" alt="Photobucket">


    Seihai-kun: "Go inb4 the rest of his lifespan,"

  29. Alpar on January 31st, 2012 9:25 pm

    My inb4s have feelings, and you hurt them.

    And you call ME the heartless one.
    Go get arrhythmia you Lillyho.
    It's not like I liked your or anything :<

  30. Alpar on January 31st, 2012 9:26 pm

    You and your references nobody gets.

  31. Alpar on January 31st, 2012 9:26 pm

    I don't think I can see this image. Maybe next time you should make it bigger.

  32. notspplmj on January 31st, 2012 9:26 pm

    Carnival Phantasm, Click the picture for this specific clip

  33. Alpar on January 31st, 2012 9:27 pm

    Alright people… forum business can stop now, it ended a submission ago.

  34. The AntiVillain on January 31st, 2012 9:27 pm

    there should be a mod tiny bunny skins on dragons and the giants saying "ni"

  35. Alpar on January 31st, 2012 9:27 pm

    I don't know but Spp, I thought we told you on Skype we could stop forum business already…

  36. M4DD4WG on January 31st, 2012 9:27 pm

    Now fix the forums or we shall taunt you a second time.

    (i know he's fixing them but this joke worked too well)

  37. Vatonnage on January 31st, 2012 9:29 pm

    Ah…you're so hopeless, spplmj-kun…

    <img src="http://i1134.photobucket.com/albums/m608/Vatonnage/forumrepairs.png&quot; border="0" alt="Photobucket">

  38. Giallo on January 31st, 2012 9:31 pm

    All this talking about the forums on beautiful submissions like these aren't good for a twelve year old mind like mine @.@… Please Shawn, I beg of you! If not, I'll go on a killing spree worthy of Ed Gein >:(!

  39. Mentlegen on January 31st, 2012 9:31 pm

    Alpar, let people choose if they want to stop.

    If we trusted Shawn the first time he said he was working on it, we wouldn't ever have used the forum macros.

  40. Seanhl on January 31st, 2012 9:32 pm

    bah, I know the solution, and it involves arrows, knees, pots, heads, sweet rolls and lots of flames

  41. Mentlegen on January 31st, 2012 9:37 pm

    <_img_src="imagedirectlink" width="numbersgohere" height="andalsohere"_>
    (take out the underlines)

    And using that you will still be using a completely unrelated image for the sake of a bad pun, but at least people will be able to see it.

  42. Jimmy on January 31st, 2012 9:42 pm

    You have Skype? Fascinating…
    Also, inb4rums.

    <img src="http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSCFlue-3vQGwcBN-XQbX8X9skzbFyfissviDb4mU0HT2ucaFOZCHlUAlZ5eQ&quot; length="250" width="250"><img src="http://www.rapidlylosebellyfat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/rum.jpg&quot; length="250" width="250">

  43. Renkin on January 31st, 2012 9:46 pm

    Carnival Phantasm.

  44. Jimmy on January 31st, 2012 9:46 pm

    I watch animé and read manga, but what is this, I don't even…

  45. Ice_Cold_Water on January 31st, 2012 9:58 pm


  46. Alpar on January 31st, 2012 9:59 pm

    Difference this time being he's actually giving an update. That's all I personally ever wanted, and I can be understanding to that. Complete shunning is a different thing.

    We can argue on and on and on but it's a total moot point. We should have a fair share of respect for eachother.

    …wait this is the internet, what am I saying.

  47. Alpar on January 31st, 2012 9:59 pm

    Stop lying Renkin, it's actually Boku no P- *SHOT*

  48. Ice_Cold_Water on January 31st, 2012 10:00 pm

    Extremely Relevant:
    <img src=http://chzsomuchpun.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/funny-puns-monty-python-and-the-fus-ro-dah.jpg>

  49. TheInsaneWombat on January 31st, 2012 10:18 pm


    Might as well post a relevant video.
    rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">

    Also this Egoraptor one: rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">

  50. Renkin on January 31st, 2012 10:20 pm

    <img src="http://i.imgur.com/7Jl8l.jpg"&gt;

    Never mention it again.

  51. KeyBlader1 on January 31st, 2012 10:31 pm

    "And the people did feast upon the sardines, and immortal pills, and pizzas, and mana potions, and charred newts, and elixers, and Bloody Marys, and…"

  52. Roflcopter419 on January 31st, 2012 10:32 pm

    If that needs clarification, it's a comedic show based on Fate/Stay Night and Tsukihime.

  53. ibbolia on January 31st, 2012 10:40 pm

    This made me forget anime forever. What the hell is going on?

  54. xxxxxxtheundeadcat on January 31st, 2012 10:44 pm

    Dried worms, caterpillar eggs, abc gum, ramen, and…… skooma?

  55. ChaosController on January 31st, 2012 10:45 pm

    So does this mean the meme will become "I took an arrow to the rel="nofollow">Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z' nourrwringmm "?

  56. xxxxxxtheundeadcat on January 31st, 2012 10:45 pm

    don't forget the Wabbajack.

  57. xxxxxxtheundeadcat on January 31st, 2012 10:49 pm

    lets just shoot the forums with the wabbajack. It might fix them…….. or they could be turned into a sweet roll.

    Now if you don't mind I need to do the fishstick until the forums are back so I can see what all the fuss is about. Prehaps I shall bring an argonian concubine.

  58. Alpar on January 31st, 2012 10:49 pm

    Sometimes I wonder now if we should bug Shawn about building an archive for best comments and chains…

  59. Lord_Science on January 31st, 2012 10:57 pm

    I remember the AceOfSkulls vs Red War
    ahhh, good times.

  60. Nightmarekiba on January 31st, 2012 11:22 pm

    Monty Python's The Meaning of Life. Nice choice.

  61. Mentlegen on January 31st, 2012 11:34 pm

    …last time was also an update…sent to us through the same person…after an earlier update…so I don't see the difference.

    Maybe third time's the charm.

  62. TransPM on January 31st, 2012 11:37 pm

    1 +1 simply will not do for this display of genius pun power

  63. TransPM on January 31st, 2012 11:49 pm

    Before you -1 me, I know the forums are on their way to being fixed, I saw Alpar's post, but I was out all day and missed my chance at posting this… so without further ado, Good Guy SpongeBob:
    <img src="http://oi40.tinypic.com/644fx1.jpg"&gt;

  64. NekoKnight on February 1st, 2012 12:01 am

    Isn't there some way to contact Shawn about the forums without spamming submissions with complaints. Say email? I think he checks his email.

  65. JesterJoe on February 1st, 2012 12:58 am

    That's a funny one.

  66. Solar Boy Django on February 1st, 2012 2:26 am

    Why did someone -1… alpar… twice mind you. Seriously he's just looking out for shawn and being a good guy. +1 for you good sir.

  67. BTSnoogans on February 1st, 2012 2:27 am

    Now I see a bunch of people saying stuff about sardines. Where did that come from?

  68. vash_ts on February 1st, 2012 5:11 am

    three coments have past!


  69. Alpar on February 1st, 2012 6:46 am

    Maybe I'm just surrounded by the fact he hardly updates for so long, I'm starting to take anything over nothing. But that's just me.

  70. Skrist on February 1st, 2012 7:15 am

    Oh ho… you poor naive soul…

  71. Skrist on February 1st, 2012 7:19 am

    I seen the knife and thought Higurashi.
    Then I seen happy colors and gave up.

  72. Dimomarg on February 1st, 2012 7:26 am

    *clears throat*


  73. Skrist on February 1st, 2012 7:30 am

    <img src="http://i1083.photobucket.com/albums/j394/Jirogasa/FUCKDISNOISE.png&quot; height="400" width="400">
    I thought you got rid of all your art-like software?

  74. Valvatorez on February 1st, 2012 8:18 am

    Oh. This should explain: rel="nofollow">

  75. Leo E. on February 1st, 2012 9:18 am

    You talkin' shit about Lilly?!

    <img src="http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/3200000/EXCALIBUR2-fate-stay-night-3219020-800-600.jpg&quot; height="300" width="400">


  76. Squeek spplmj on February 1st, 2012 9:27 am

    That was after I posted this one. I might do one final forum macro declaring them all dead though.

    >MS Paint
    >Art Software

  77. ProfessorLuigi on February 1st, 2012 9:45 am

    Not sure of he's smoking a cigar,

    Or eating a sausage.

  78. NekoKnight on February 1st, 2012 10:01 am

    Hah, I've been down voted for not dancing to the tune of the forum goers. Oh well. I'm not trolling when I say that flooding submissions with unrelated comments about how Shawn is such a big meanie who doesn't fix things, gets boring to read. If you think contacting him by email is futile, I'm not sure why you thought he would answer your pleas here. Have at me, -1 ers. I'm sure that will fix the forums in some convoluted way.

  79. Mindlessinvalid on February 1st, 2012 10:32 am

    I have to idea what this is.
    *sails a tax office off the edge of the world*
    Now to wait for the bitches…
    *dead guy falls onto the desk*
    Oh right, they only went as far as the cliff, didn't they…

    teach me to break the fourth wall.

  80. Mindlessinvalid on February 1st, 2012 10:35 am

    Grail-Kun: This will convince Shawn to fix the forums. After he fixes it for you… (kill him)

  81. SentryGunner on February 1st, 2012 11:32 am

    Fun fact: the Knights that say Ni do infact, say it without reacting to it.

  82. Cloak on February 1st, 2012 12:01 pm

    You mean… LIKE A FORUM!?

  83. VaultLegend on February 1st, 2012 12:03 pm

    People aren't wearing enough hats.

  84. Cloak on February 1st, 2012 12:08 pm

    Didn't even know you could do that.
    I don't into HTML often.

  85. GazzyW007 on February 1st, 2012 12:16 pm

    But they're protesting peacefully! You can totally protest peacefully in democratic count…..

    *looks at Occupy Wall Street"


  86. tinynewtman on February 1st, 2012 12:17 pm

    No, pyro, back away. I'm not a newt, I'm a Newt. There's a difference.
    Wait, what are you doing with that flare guAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  87. GazzyW007 on February 1st, 2012 12:17 pm

    You go decompose and think about what you just did.

    *waits around and puts my own bullet in Alpar*

    Damming hell….

  88. GazzyW007 on February 1st, 2012 12:21 pm

    *Second Police Officer walks in*

    ALLO ALLO ALLO WHATS ALL THIS THEN? You trying to stop an arrow to the knee joke? Very good but you just mentioned the one word banned by Shawn. You know the one, I'm afraid I'll have to arrest the rest of you for being accomplices. You have the right to remain silent….

  89. Dr.Panda on February 1st, 2012 1:19 pm

    Skyrim mod thats based on Monty Python and the holy grail. Need it. Now.

  90. Nightmarekiba on February 1st, 2012 2:28 pm

    Everything is better with a little bit of Wabbajack magic.

  91. GanjalfTheGreen on February 1st, 2012 2:29 pm
  92. GanjalfTheGreen on February 1st, 2012 2:33 pm
  93. GanjalfTheGreen on February 1st, 2012 2:37 pm

    <img src=http://paulasparadise.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/capt-jack-sparrow.jpg>

  94. Mindlessinvalid on February 1st, 2012 3:35 pm

    Anyone ever see that Monty Python sketch about the planet with reverse inflation? We should start a intergalactic trade route with them to pay for a fund to fix the forums!

    1: visit japan
    2: buy 200 dollars worth of used panties
    3: visit the planet with the fucked up economy and sell them the panties (apparently used underwear can buy an international legislature there)
    4: ?????
    5: Profit!!!!

    We could retire and live like gentlemen!

  95. Deep Thought on February 1st, 2012 4:08 pm

    Ace had some pretty good stuff…

    Somebody needs to make a nostalgia topic in the new forum.

  96. PortalMan118 on February 1st, 2012 5:36 pm

    Don't worry about the forums, Tis only a flesh wound.

  97. Seanhl on February 1st, 2012 6:24 pm

    well, what do you think I use for all of that?

  98. xxxxxxtheundeadcat on February 1st, 2012 6:48 pm

    The flames and sweet rolls and pot fit with that but where do the arrows, knees, and heads fit in?

    for the uninformed the Wabbajack is a magic staff that does random crap which includes lighting enemies on fire, turning them into sweet rolls, or turning them into a pot filled with random books. there are many other amusing effects, none of which have anything to do with arrows, knees, or heads.

  99. ibbolia on February 1st, 2012 7:16 pm

    The Madgod is distraught with your attempt at explanation. How do YOU know arrows, knees and heads are not involved in the Prince of Madness' machinations of revelry?

  100. Souleater676 on February 1st, 2012 7:30 pm


  101. xxxxxxtheundeadcat on February 1st, 2012 8:03 pm

    because I read all of the effects of the wabbajack online. they've gained a few effects since oblivion so maybe next time it'll do even more silly things.

  102. Sid_Diddly on February 1st, 2012 9:17 pm

    They are no longer the Knights Who Say "Ni!" instead they are now the Knights who say Icky-Icky-Icky-Icky-Kapang-Zoop-Boing!

  103. Skrist on February 1st, 2012 9:40 pm

    >art-"like" software

    There are always fakers in the world, trying to pick them out is like trying to get all of the needles out of the jelly bean jar.

  104. Seanhl on February 1st, 2012 10:28 pm
  105. Alpar on February 2nd, 2012 6:49 am



  106. ProfessorLuigi on February 2nd, 2012 9:08 am

    That's not how the joke works.

  107. TheAceOfSkulls on February 3rd, 2012 8:37 pm

    Yeah, but then I took an arrow to the sleep schedule.

    Don't know what happened to King though.

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