I USED TO SEEK THE HOLY GRAIL LIKE YOU BUT THEN I TOOK AN ARROW TO THE NI

On second thought, lets not go to Skyrim. ‘Tis a silly place.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 31, 2012 · 8:30 PM 
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106 Responses to “I USED TO SEEK THE HOLY GRAIL LIKE YOU”

  1. C__F on January 31st, 2012 8:36 pm

    "Look my liege! 'tis Skyrim!"
    "Skyrim!"
    "Skyrim!"
    "It's only a model."

  2. Omnomynous on January 31st, 2012 8:36 pm

    I used to be a forum member like you, but then Shawn didn't fix the forums.

  3. Link4all on January 31st, 2012 8:37 pm

    I used to post on the forums like you, but then they took a blow to the HTTP.

  4. Deep Thought on January 31st, 2012 8:42 pm

    <img src="http://users.content.ytmnd.com/c/b/8/cb88b1cd7b6eb0a245c1770f74b6edc7.jpg"&gt;

    Sir! We've encountered another Feature Presentation… should we board?

    (If any of you get the reference I will dole out +1's a-plenty)

  5. C__F on January 31st, 2012 8:44 pm

    "The Black Knight moves for no man!"
    *knocked into orbit*
    "Hah! Look at that! The entire planet's running away! Cowards, the lot of them."

  6. C__F on January 31st, 2012 8:49 pm

    We, the Spartans who say Lol, will protest in the comments below if you do not appease us.

    Shawn: "Well, what is it you want?"

    We demand…
    A Forum!
    *dramatic chord*

  7. Chimental on January 31st, 2012 8:50 pm

    'Tis just a flesh wound!'

  8. Hareoic on January 31st, 2012 8:50 pm

    "Alright, stop that, all of you. Now this arrow to the knee business is getting rather silly. Now I do my best to keep things moving along, but I'm not having things getting silly. Those last few arrow to the knee jokes I saw got very silly indeed. And that one about the ponies was even sillier. Now, nobody likes a good laugh more than I do, except perhaps… Um…
    Come to think of it, most people like a good laugh more than I do, but that's beside the point. Now, let's have a good, clean, healthy forum post. Get some work done already."

  9. MeatyMcSausage on January 31st, 2012 8:55 pm
  10. Valvatorez on January 31st, 2012 8:59 pm

    Name: Holy Hand Grenade x9
    Description: Consult the "Book of Armaments, Chapter 2, Verse 9-21" before using it
    FX:INT
    Elmt: Fire
    Ailment: --
    Power: S
    SP Used: 29210
    Range: 6

  11. Awesomecake on January 31st, 2012 9:00 pm

    I would have stopped adventuring too, but it didn't fit with my idiom.

  12. Dash12345678 on January 31st, 2012 9:06 pm

    The submission was alright.

    But Shawns' little joke under the submission was gold.

  13. Alpar on January 31st, 2012 9:08 pm

    INB4VATONNAGE
    INB4FATESTAYNIGHT

  14. MC Ninja on January 31st, 2012 9:08 pm

    Me: Fix the forums with a herring? It is impossible.

    Shawn: Don't say that word!

    Me: What word?

    Shawn: I cannot tell. 'Tis one of the words the Knights of the Handyside can't hear.

    Me: Look, all I want is it fixed, the forums I mean.

    Shawn: He said it again!

    Me: What? "Is"

    Shawn: No, no, no, not "is." Couldn't go very far in life without "is."

  15. VyseRogueKing on January 31st, 2012 9:14 pm

    If I hear this meme again I will say "Ni!" to you once more.

  16. AfroKirby64 on January 31st, 2012 9:14 pm

    I used to laugh at half-baked puns, but then I took a generational shift to the knee. Now it's a (scary) world full of TF2, Aperture, and ponies!

  17. invadingduck on January 31st, 2012 9:15 pm

    And now for something completely differ-Ent.
    <img src=http://images.wikia.com/elderscrolls/images/c/cc/Spriggan_Concept_Art_(Skyrim).jpg/img>

  18. Squeek spplmj on January 31st, 2012 9:20 pm

    rel="nofollow"><img src="http://i41.tinypic.com/a3ic80.jpg&quot; border="0" alt="How am I supposed to post Alpar quotes now?">

  19. Asthma on January 31st, 2012 9:24 pm

    ಠ_ಠ

  20. ibbolia on January 31st, 2012 9:25 pm

    Wait, he's wearing plants and animal pieces…oh, crap! FORSWORN!

  21. Alpar on January 31st, 2012 9:26 pm

    You and your references nobody gets.

  22. Giallo on January 31st, 2012 9:31 pm

    All this talking about the forums on beautiful submissions like these aren't good for a twelve year old mind like mine @.@… Please Shawn, I beg of you! If not, I'll go on a killing spree worthy of Ed Gein >:(!

  23. Ice_Cold_Water on January 31st, 2012 10:00 pm

    Extremely Relevant:
    <img src=http://chzsomuchpun.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/funny-puns-monty-python-and-the-fus-ro-dah.jpg>

  24. TheInsaneWombat on January 31st, 2012 10:18 pm

    *sigh*

    Might as well post a relevant video.
    rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">

    Also this Egoraptor one: rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">

  25. ChaosController on January 31st, 2012 10:45 pm

    So does this mean the meme will become "I took an arrow to the rel="nofollow">Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z' nourrwringmm "?

  26. xxxxxxtheundeadcat on January 31st, 2012 10:49 pm

    lets just shoot the forums with the wabbajack. It might fix them…….. or they could be turned into a sweet roll.

    Now if you don't mind I need to do the fishstick until the forums are back so I can see what all the fuss is about. Prehaps I shall bring an argonian concubine.

  27. TransPM on January 31st, 2012 11:49 pm

    Before you -1 me, I know the forums are on their way to being fixed, I saw Alpar's post, but I was out all day and missed my chance at posting this… so without further ado, Good Guy SpongeBob:
    <img src="http://oi40.tinypic.com/644fx1.jpg"&gt;

  28. Dr.Panda on February 1st, 2012 1:19 pm

    Skyrim mod thats based on Monty Python and the holy grail. Need it. Now.

  29. Mindlessinvalid on February 1st, 2012 3:35 pm

    Anyone ever see that Monty Python sketch about the planet with reverse inflation? We should start a intergalactic trade route with them to pay for a fund to fix the forums!

    1: visit japan
    2: buy 200 dollars worth of used panties
    3: visit the planet with the fucked up economy and sell them the panties (apparently used underwear can buy an international legislature there)
    4: ?????
    5: Profit!!!!

    We could retire and live like gentlemen!

  30. PortalMan118 on February 1st, 2012 5:36 pm

    Don't worry about the forums, Tis only a flesh wound.

  31. Sid_Diddly on February 1st, 2012 9:17 pm

    They are no longer the Knights Who Say "Ni!" instead they are now the Knights who say Icky-Icky-Icky-Icky-Kapang-Zoop-Boing!

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