On second thought, lets not go to Skyrim. ‘Tis a silly place.
By Chris S.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 31, 2012 · 8:30 PM
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Did you know the site has over 2,500 video game themed lolz? 
"Look my liege! 'tis Skyrim!"
"Skyrim!"
"Skyrim!"
"It's only a model."
I used to be a forum member like you, but then Shawn didn't fix the forums.
I used to post on the forums like you, but then they took a blow to the HTTP.
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Sir! We've encountered another Feature Presentation… should we board?
(If any of you get the reference I will dole out +1's a-plenty)
"The Black Knight moves for no man!"
*knocked into orbit*
"Hah! Look at that! The entire planet's running away! Cowards, the lot of them."
We, the Spartans who say Lol, will protest in the comments below if you do not appease us.
Shawn: "Well, what is it you want?"
We demand…
A Forum!
*dramatic chord*
'Tis just a flesh wound!'
"Alright, stop that, all of you. Now this arrow to the knee business is getting rather silly. Now I do my best to keep things moving along, but I'm not having things getting silly. Those last few arrow to the knee jokes I saw got very silly indeed. And that one about the ponies was even sillier. Now, nobody likes a good laugh more than I do, except perhaps… Um…
Come to think of it, most people like a good laugh more than I do, but that's beside the point. Now, let's have a good, clean, healthy forum post. Get some work done already."
<img src="http://uvtblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/i-see-what-you-did-there.jpg"/>
Name: Holy Hand Grenade x9
Description: Consult the "Book of Armaments, Chapter 2, Verse 9-21" before using it
FX:INT
Elmt: Fire
Ailment: --
Power: S
SP Used: 29210
Range: 6
I would have stopped adventuring too, but it didn't fit with my idiom.
Well, that certainly gets to the point of things.
The submission was alright.
But Shawns' little joke under the submission was gold.
INB4VATONNAGE
INB4FATESTAYNIGHT
Me: Fix the forums with a herring? It is impossible.
Shawn: Don't say that word!
Me: What word?
Shawn: I cannot tell. 'Tis one of the words the Knights of the Handyside can't hear.
Me: Look, all I want is it fixed, the forums I mean.
Shawn: He said it again!
Me: What? "Is"
Shawn: No, no, no, not "is." Couldn't go very far in life without "is."
I don't care about your inb4s.
<img src="http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/3200000/EXCALIBUR-fate-stay-night-3218374-800-600.jpg" height="300" width="400">
ECKUSU…
http://www.halolz.com/2012/01/31/hard-job/#IDComm…
If I hear this meme again I will say "Ni!" to you once more.
I used to laugh at half-baked puns, but then I took a generational shift to the knee. Now it's a (scary) world full of TF2, Aperture, and ponies!
And now for something completely differ-Ent.
<img src=http://images.wikia.com/elderscrolls/images/c/cc/Spriggan_Concept_Art_(Skyrim).jpg/img>
rel="nofollow"><img src="http://i41.tinypic.com/a3ic80.jpg" border="0" alt="How am I supposed to post Alpar quotes now?">
Okay, let's see here. Chapter 2…ah, here we go.
"Upon equipping the holy hand grenade to player's available slot of hands, player then very deftly but carefully presses the Right Trigger, counts to 3-not one, not two, and most certainly not five-and releases the Right Trigger to throw the holy hand grenade."
OBJECTION!
That's a Spriggan.
ಠ_ಠ
Apparently, you can also survive an arrow to the chest! So much knowledge after Hollywood spoiled my mind with illogical sequences of action @.@… Of course, logic never helped anybody on Halolz…. Come to think of it, that's exactly why I devoted myself to the giallo genre!
OH MY GOD WHAT ANIME IS THIS
Wait, he's wearing plants and animal pieces…oh, crap! FORSWORN!
D:
SEIHAI-KUN!
ALPAR'S INB4ING STUFF I WANT TO REFEREEENNNCEE! *sobs*
<img src="http://cdn.myanimelist.net/images/characters/13/149125.jpg" </img>
Seihai-kun: "You're so hopeless, Vatonnage-kun…"
<img src="http://i1134.photobucket.com/albums/m608/Vatonnage/herocreationkit.png" border="0" alt="Photobucket">
INB4 ERASER!
…Eh…?
Seihai-kun: "Go inb4 the rest of his lifespan,"
My inb4s have feelings, and you hurt them.
And you call ME the heartless one.
Go get arrhythmia you Lillyho.
It's not like I liked your or anything :<
You and your references nobody gets.
I don't think I can see this image. Maybe next time you should make it bigger.
Carnival Phantasm, Click the picture for this specific clip
Alright people… forum business can stop now, it ended a submission ago.
there should be a mod tiny bunny skins on dragons and the giants saying "ni"
I don't know but Spp, I thought we told you on Skype we could stop forum business already…
Now fix the forums or we shall taunt you a second time.
(i know he's fixing them but this joke worked too well)
Ah…you're so hopeless, spplmj-kun…
<img src="http://i1134.photobucket.com/albums/m608/Vatonnage/forumrepairs.png" border="0" alt="Photobucket">
All this talking about the forums on beautiful submissions like these aren't good for a twelve year old mind like mine @.@… Please Shawn, I beg of you! If not, I'll go on a killing spree worthy of Ed Gein >:(!
Alpar, let people choose if they want to stop.
If we trusted Shawn the first time he said he was working on it, we wouldn't ever have used the forum macros.
bah, I know the solution, and it involves arrows, knees, pots, heads, sweet rolls and lots of flames
<_img_src="imagedirectlink" width="numbersgohere" height="andalsohere"_>
(take out the underlines)
And using that you will still be using a completely unrelated image for the sake of a bad pun, but at least people will be able to see it.
You have Skype? Fascinating…
Also, inb4rums.
<img src="http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSCFlue-3vQGwcBN-XQbX8X9skzbFyfissviDb4mU0HT2ucaFOZCHlUAlZ5eQ" length="250" width="250"><img src="http://www.rapidlylosebellyfat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/rum.jpg" length="250" width="250">
Carnival Phantasm.
I watch animé and read manga, but what is this, I don't even…
SHH!
Difference this time being he's actually giving an update. That's all I personally ever wanted, and I can be understanding to that. Complete shunning is a different thing.
We can argue on and on and on but it's a total moot point. We should have a fair share of respect for eachother.
…wait this is the internet, what am I saying.
Stop lying Renkin, it's actually Boku no P- *SHOT*
Extremely Relevant:
<img src=http://chzsomuchpun.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/funny-puns-monty-python-and-the-fus-ro-dah.jpg>
*sigh*
Might as well post a relevant video.
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Also this Egoraptor one: rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">…
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Never mention it again.
"And the people did feast upon the sardines, and immortal pills, and pizzas, and mana potions, and charred newts, and elixers, and Bloody Marys, and…"
If that needs clarification, it's a comedic show based on Fate/Stay Night and Tsukihime.
This made me forget anime forever. What the hell is going on?
Dried worms, caterpillar eggs, abc gum, ramen, and…… skooma?
So does this mean the meme will become "I took an arrow to the rel="nofollow">Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z' nourrwringmm "?
don't forget the Wabbajack.
lets just shoot the forums with the wabbajack. It might fix them…….. or they could be turned into a sweet roll.
Now if you don't mind I need to do the fishstick until the forums are back so I can see what all the fuss is about. Prehaps I shall bring an argonian concubine.
Sometimes I wonder now if we should bug Shawn about building an archive for best comments and chains…
I remember the AceOfSkulls vs Red War
ahhh, good times.
Monty Python's The Meaning of Life. Nice choice.
…last time was also an update…sent to us through the same person…after an earlier update…so I don't see the difference.
Maybe third time's the charm.
1 +1 simply will not do for this display of genius pun power
Before you -1 me, I know the forums are on their way to being fixed, I saw Alpar's post, but I was out all day and missed my chance at posting this… so without further ado, Good Guy SpongeBob:
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Isn't there some way to contact Shawn about the forums without spamming submissions with complaints. Say email? I think he checks his email.
That's a funny one.
Why did someone -1… alpar… twice mind you. Seriously he's just looking out for shawn and being a good guy. +1 for you good sir.
Now I see a bunch of people saying stuff about sardines. Where did that come from?
three coments have past!
HAAAAALELLUJA!!!
*BOUM*
Maybe I'm just surrounded by the fact he hardly updates for so long, I'm starting to take anything over nothing. But that's just me.
Oh ho… you poor naive soul…
I seen the knife and thought Higurashi.
Then I seen happy colors and gave up.
*clears throat*
FIX FO RUMS
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I thought you got rid of all your art-like software?
Oh. This should explain: rel="nofollow">
You talkin' shit about Lilly?!
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…CALIBAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
That was after I posted this one. I might do one final forum macro declaring them all dead though.
Also
>MS Paint
>Art Software
Not sure of he's smoking a cigar,
Or eating a sausage.
Hah, I've been down voted for not dancing to the tune of the forum goers. Oh well. I'm not trolling when I say that flooding submissions with unrelated comments about how Shawn is such a big meanie who doesn't fix things, gets boring to read. If you think contacting him by email is futile, I'm not sure why you thought he would answer your pleas here. Have at me, -1 ers. I'm sure that will fix the forums in some convoluted way.
I have to idea what this is.
*sails a tax office off the edge of the world*
Now to wait for the bitches…
*dead guy falls onto the desk*
Oh right, they only went as far as the cliff, didn't they…
teach me to break the fourth wall.
Grail-Kun: This will convince Shawn to fix the forums. After he fixes it for you… (kill him)
Fun fact: the Knights that say Ni do infact, say it without reacting to it.
You mean… LIKE A FORUM!?
People aren't wearing enough hats.
Huh.
Didn't even know you could do that.
I don't into HTML often.
But they're protesting peacefully! You can totally protest peacefully in democratic count…..
*looks at Occupy Wall Street"
Oh….
No, pyro, back away. I'm not a newt, I'm a Newt. There's a difference.
Wait, what are you doing with that flare guAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
You go decompose and think about what you just did.
*waits around and puts my own bullet in Alpar*
Damming hell….
*Second Police Officer walks in*
ALLO ALLO ALLO WHATS ALL THIS THEN? You trying to stop an arrow to the knee joke? Very good but you just mentioned the one word banned by Shawn. You know the one, I'm afraid I'll have to arrest the rest of you for being accomplices. You have the right to remain silent….
Skyrim mod thats based on Monty Python and the holy grail. Need it. Now.
Everything is better with a little bit of Wabbajack magic.
rel="nofollow">RELEVANT
also: rel="nofollow">RELEVANT vol.2
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Anyone ever see that Monty Python sketch about the planet with reverse inflation? We should start a intergalactic trade route with them to pay for a fund to fix the forums!
1: visit japan
2: buy 200 dollars worth of used panties
3: visit the planet with the fucked up economy and sell them the panties (apparently used underwear can buy an international legislature there)
4: ?????
5: Profit!!!!
We could retire and live like gentlemen!
Ace had some pretty good stuff…
Somebody needs to make a nostalgia topic in the new forum.
Don't worry about the forums, Tis only a flesh wound.
well, what do you think I use for all of that?
The flames and sweet rolls and pot fit with that but where do the arrows, knees, and heads fit in?
for the uninformed the Wabbajack is a magic staff that does random crap which includes lighting enemies on fire, turning them into sweet rolls, or turning them into a pot filled with random books. there are many other amusing effects, none of which have anything to do with arrows, knees, or heads.
The Madgod is distraught with your attempt at explanation. How do YOU know arrows, knees and heads are not involved in the Prince of Madness' machinations of revelry?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
because I read all of the effects of the wabbajack online. they've gained a few effects since oblivion so maybe next time it'll do even more silly things.
They are no longer the Knights Who Say "Ni!" instead they are now the Knights who say Icky-Icky-Icky-Icky-Kapang-Zoop-Boing!
>art-"like" software
There are always fakers in the world, trying to pick them out is like trying to get all of the needles out of the jelly bean jar.
<img src="http://www.baka-raptor.com/porn/thats_the_joke.jpg">
NIGGA WE DUN CARE FOR YOUR WAIFU 'ROUND THESE PARTS.
*dies*
That's not how the joke works.
Yeah, but then I took an arrow to the sleep schedule.
Don't know what happened to King though.