Just goes to show you, apply enough science and you too can convert the fallen nuts from trees into physics defying monster containment capsules!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 25, 2012 · 9:28 PM
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Did you know the site has over 2,500 video game themed lolz? 
throwing oranges at pokemon wont work, but throwing rocks at them will?
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Who knew nuts make such great balls?
well… think about it this way… if you throw an orange, chances are the pokemon will gladly consume it. If you throw a rock, you're just asking for it.
Too tired to think of anything good or make a sponge macro… so enjoy
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you actually can get more than 1 Master ball in Pokemon Gold. Just have the matching ID # for the ID mathcing contest in the radio tower
nope, but throwing nuts and fruits do. But people seem to frown upon throwing acorns at eagles…
Who needs Spongebob when you have Super Kami Guru?
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I'm sure Aperture labs has a perfectly logical explanation for this.
That really amazing! Human technology sure improved over those years…
…
…
Now, if they took all that effort for research to research better things… like SARDINES!
I guess I wasn't the only thinking: "How the hell do you make something that complicated out of a fruit?
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Unfortunately, no technology has yet to harness the power of A+B+Down.
"Welcome to the Falcon's Spitoon, how tough are ya?"
"HOW TOUGH'M I? JUST THIS MORNING, I PROTESTED FOR THE FORUMS TO COME BACK."
"C'hyeahh, so?"
"…without any pics."
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Ok so I need to ask… Why are we using Spongebob? Just curious.
Because I honestly have no idea why I am.
Now, just imagine if they hollowed out an orange and made a pokeball with it…
That would completely invalidate this whole chart!
Also: You can just buy luxury balls.
ALTERNATE COMMENT:
WHAT IS A POKEBALL!?
A MISERABLE LITTLE CONTAINER OF MONSTERS!
Wonderful, someone has finally gotten the science of pokeballs down.
Now will someone, for the love of god, do some science on Majora's Mask?
Or at least… how Charmander, Charmeleon, and Charizard can dive underwater with a trainer and the flame doesn't go out…?
Natural is the way to go. But you know, Pokemon stores are now charging more for their pokeballs due to the recent economic crisis, man. I mean, check out that luxury ball. This is some serious class warfare designed by the makers of these artificial pokeballs, man. #OccupySilphCo.
Sardines for every house!
With Science!!
Cave Johnson here:
No! I said make lemons that explode, not nuts the size of oranges that can store creatures inside of them! Hopefully you have a nut that can pack up all of your things and store them away because you're all fired!
*You can also get a second masterball in generation 5 by completing a certain number of trades
One image fit really well, and we've discovered that a lot of other ones fit well too.
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I call shenanigans. You can but luxury balls!
Yeah but your odds of winning are slim to none…you'd have to do a LOT of trading.
I already used slowpoke http://www.halolz.com/2012/01/21/steamboat-mario/…
All a Charmander has to do is turn the water surrounding it's tailflame into steam. Then the flame can feed off of the dissolved oxygen molecules that are usually present in water, especially standard oceanic water.
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Sorry… felt like it was needed.
Ah… the Guile's effect. Quite the anomaly.
You are now reading this comic in my voice
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don't worry, I was hoping somebody to use a science image.
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Bit off topic but, when they sold the life sized poke balls at walmart I bought one for my younger cousin and told him it could actually catch monsters, little did I know he would throw it at a squirrel, It wasn't the smartest the smartest thing I've ever done. But I am happy he didn't give the poor thing brain damage.
Cave Johnson here.
Now I understand that things have gotten a little confusing for Silph Co. ever since Aperture managed to buy them out. This makes sense. However, I must give my disapproval to Mr. Shawn Handyside posting the trade secrets behind my entire supply of Aperture Science Pocket Monster Containment Vessesls on his website. This is the second time that you abuse the products and services that Aperture Science provides for your own entertainment. I am seriously consider…
*turns*
Caroline! Did we happen to find new lawyers to replace the old ones? You know, the ones we sent to the Moon! Oh, we have not. Thank you, Caroline!
*turns back*
…considering taking action against your website if you infract our agreement again. If you keep it up, I may even have our lab boys stop restricting the access of your forum to the harem of cosplayers you keep at your mansion.
Cave Johnson. We're done here.
P.S. When April comes around, you'll know who to call.
Imagin if Cave Johnson invented Pokeball….
Oh wait….
It's official.
This is now new Halolz meme.
I feel so bad about doing it too, because he apparently is actually trying to fix them…
IS IT TRUE?! Am I becoming a human?! The thought is scary…
lets count some of them (correct me if I'm wrong, not in gramar please)
-Halolz's forums
-Chris Redface
-Courage Kratos
-Ponies crossovers
I don't know any more, so if you people could, let's fill the list.
I think it's a rather astonishing phenomenon.
Now, if only we had a video of Spongebob telling Shawn to fix the forums, set to Guiles Theme…
Damn, I was gonna make that reference!
I'm sorry, but i couldn't read through it all. I'm too busy trying to get the fourms up.
You forgot (State if I miss some or got some wrong).
-TF2
-Minecraft
-Pokemon
-Mario (To some extent)
-I want to say Futurama, but it's the entire internet that does it…
-Captain Falcon (No exceptions)
-Can't let you do that ______ (Wolf)
-Alpar used to be one on the forums (If it counts)
-Haven't seen Nyan cat in a while, but it still runs around here and has a shirt or hoodie at the store.
heh, heavy balls, and as a side note, if only one luxury ball can be obtained, why could I buy them in d, p, & hg?
where's the "how to catch a pokemon" section? You know the one that says "throw quick ball"
I would catch this and let it go inside someone's house. For the lols.
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Because those games basically want you to be a snooty rich kid.
Case and fucking point…
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More relevant than last time. Keep it up, YOU CAN DO EET!
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I don't know what he sounds like :|
That makes the slowpoke all the more deliciously ironic though.
For that I'm giving him a +1
Mr. Johnson, we found the perfect solution to keep further Aperture Science technologies from being posted, don't worry. And new lawyers.
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Oh boy a new post. I'm not sure what to say.
Hmmm, this looks scientific. I know, I'll do a Cave Johnson rant! That will earn me the love and respect of fellow Halolzians!
*reads comments*
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WHAT IS GRAMMAR?
On Majora's Mask: It's magic.
On Charmander, Charmeleon, and Charizard: There's a fun little thing about heat, in that water doesn't actually cool anything down. Water is just able to diffuse the heat across itself. But at the same time, water has oxygen in it, which is what fish and the like use to breathe. Also, we can note that the Char family of Pokemon most likely has a chemical in the tail that catches fire at a lower level of temperature, combined with the oxygen and natural heat source, should allow the tail to remain what looks like on fire.
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A MISSRABLE LEETLE PILE OF CLAWSES!
YES! SOMEONE WHO STILL REMEMBERS THAT TRICK!
BTW, still works in the new games
Just like psuedopsychology!
Timer ball + B+A+Down = fuck yeah
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Thanks for learn'ding me!
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sorry man, I hope you count my +1 as giving you the credit you deserve
Disappointed with no mention of Voltorb.
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Can't catch a Pokémon with an orange?! Do you know who I am? I’m the woman who’s gonna capture your Pokémon! With the oranges! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent an Orange Pokéball that captures your Pokémon! *cough**hack**snort.*
P.S. Everybody on Halolz already did a Cave Johnson joke…but I'm not Cave Johnson. :3
Well then, you need to be conformed back into society!
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Premierballs are 10 times more expensive than Pokeballs and can only do what half the job? oh well, at least they're pretty.
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Red loves mountains, but he seems to have disappeared.
Did you try throwing Lemonades?
WHAT IS A FORUM?
My research indicates that it could only be purchased in D, P, P, B, and W.
(It also indicates that multiples may be won in HG and SS)
I actually read that in valvatorezes voice. It was hilarious.
How do the Luxury Balls increase wealth? From what I understand all they do is make Pokemon caught with them happier.
The wealth of happiness. :P
And if I remember, they cost so freakin' much…
I always thought the concept of the mirrors keeping them in the constant refracted energy state was a pretty cool idea. It also means that the way pokemon escape is by trying to break free from the mirror and hit the side of the ball, thus breaking out, while properly owned pokemon just stay in the refraction.
Pfft, I have the best of all pokeball…
The pokeBALLS of STEEL
(they forgot the gs ball)
And there's so always been a mew under that fucking truck!!!
and who is he?
and a jirachi in the space waiting for you to arrive from the space center!
Would have been much better if Cave Johnson did it.
I see what you did there…
yep, I used it against the goddammit annons. also calling them cowards worked…
either way, more than one can be obtained, so this graph is mis-informational
A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SHAWN DOING NOTHING!
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Not anymore!
(This makes more sense to me.)
WHAT IS LOVE?
Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.
Whenever I see a Heavy Ball nowadays, there's only one thing I can think to catch with it.
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One can only wonder where.
Perhaps a geological formation of some kind?
FOOL!
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Poké balls aren't key items, they're placed in th poké ball section of the bag!
But it actually took him another 5 days to post this comment so in other words, he was posted 10 days ago!
That's because they're trimmed in… what is that? Gold leaf? Sheesh.
I bet the thing's carved out of onyx or obsidian or something…
Apperently, the only way to make top three is:
A. Complain to Shawn in a funny way
B. Make a "nut" joke" i.e. Me
or C. SCIENCE!
I actually did one a while back on this very subject.
Okay, what is up with the sardine jokes?
I don't get it.
Carved out on an onyx?
That's even more cruel than cutting off slowpoke tails!
This would also explain why the Pokeballs they break out of are lost. Obviously the escape process would involve damaging some critical component of the Pokeball.
That's not the only way it's mis-informational. I saw this, and it just bugged me:
"The light energy is refracted against a series of glass thus preserving the energy state of the contained Pokémon."
Refracted? Did Silph Co.'s scientists all drop out of school at age ten or something? It's like they want our Pokémon to break out.
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I motion for the hostile takeover of Silph Co. by Aperture Science.
It's from Disgaea 4
The Main Character is a Sardine Addict, and he behaves just like that
Pony crossovers aren't really Halolz memes. Those have been around for a while now.
Also, I used to be a meme on the forums? I hardly remember that. Unless you were talking about that one chat where everyone changed their names to mine and then started adding the word "Alpar" to everything. Good times.. goooood times…
But moving along, I think the only memes that are even close to legitimately being ours are the StarWolf and Captain Falcon meme… too bad we never get captions of them anymore either.
There's more than one Luxury Ball per game (you can buy them in certain marts). Only one new Ball type was introduced in B&W, and it's just for catching Dream World Pokémon. Also, the Lake Ball was an anime-only type of ball. And it was only mentioned in one episode. On that same note, where's the GS Ball?
It would also have been nice if the person made this infographic also explained each type of ball, and gave its catch rate multiplier, as well.
Most likely it strikes the copper pins or the edge between mirrors, and of course it would smash through the walls of the pokeball, destroying it.
I think he was reffering to Alpar quotes. Since a lot of us had at least one in our signatures. The Alpar quote Mentlegen has/had was the best one imo.
Well i think the pokeball have a great design but yeah ! It's just a red and white orange lol. Great post mate.
Co-Co-Combo Breaker
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The percent of white apricorns is insufficient compared to reality, where the white ones is the dominant of the seven!
Ahhh, riiiight. Those too…
…we all make a bunch of awkward quotes every now and then, don't we?
WHAT IS A COMBO BREAKER?
Hold it!
Aperture Science has a leak
also +1 for gin pic
That's what I told them!
Yep, they just seem to focus on your awkward quotes for some reason. Among other things.
A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF FISHING FOR +1'S!
TotalBiscut
At least the slowpokes don't even feel it for five seconds.
"Pokeballs are Key Items"
*looks in key items tab in bag*
OBJECTION!
I ment to post that on a different post >_>
Nothing to see here, move along
no that cant be right!!!
oh god its true isn't it
well no matter because
*I reject your reality and substitute my own*
I play Crystal…
This blueprint still fails to explain to me how Samus' morph ball works.
myth confirmed, he's looking for +1. MYTHBUSTERS!
cool story bro
Not just any science will do… maybe Drunk Science?
I see what you did there….
…and how many of these appear in the anime?
Also, Luxury balls can be obtained multiple times in some games.