Some people wake up to the sound of birds chirping or maybe a rooster crow, but in Minecraft we all wake up to the familiar sound of dead flesh burning…
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 22, 2012 · 4:07 PM
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Email your video game related LOLZ to and if it's good we'll post it!
Did you know the site has over 2,500 video game themed lolz? 
FIRST!
-plants soviet flag-
God it felt good to do that.
And now, your E-Peen will fall faster than the Soviet Economy
*looks at E-Peen*
So in Soviet Russia, does E-Peen -1 you?
Maybe if we were in Soviet Russia you'd get thumbs up for saying that, Stalin…
Umbrellas and Zombies. Why am I not surprised?
<img src="http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/zoom/b4e7_umbrella_corporation_umbrella.jpg">
Ah, I have already reached Negative 100?
I require a bowler hat and hipster glasses on my avatar post-haste.
My typical morning in Minecraft involves me getting wood.
Almost reminds me of a Pixar short.
We missed you Stalin. Who else could take your mantle of First Grabber in these troubled times?
Make sure you always take care of that morning wood when you get it. It always feels good when you take care of your wood properly.
Ah… A minecraft morning smells like sizzling bacon. Rotten, maggot-covered, over-cooked bacon. With just a hint of… *sniff sniff* gunpowder? OH GOD N- *boom*
Apparently Lt. Col. Kilgore plays Minecraft…
And then I go find some pigs…wait…
This guy's worse than me! (tmotom)
Ah, I have been slacking.
It is simply, the community, it has grown.
I must be vigilant to even have a hope to capture my prize.
Minecraft nights for me are full of planning for the next very productive day! Then I forget everything I planned and I just go and get more coal…
I now have the sadistic urge to spawn a zombie in a hut and preserve him for a few days, just so I can destroy the roof later and watch him burn…
You know what working forums are good for?
Posting things that are irrelevant to submissions.
For instance, it's completely irrelevant for me to post here about how in TF2, I've found that my rage quitting is actually the game quitting itself due to some 'HL2.exe has stopped working' error, followed by me, raging.
If Shawn were to fix the forums, I wouldn't be cluttering up the comment section of this fine submission with my irrelevant stories, because the forums would be a perfectly suitable place to post such a thing.
No one was worse than the pre-conversion tmotom.
Don't know why you didn't try to salvage the E-Peen to have a GLORIOUS COMEBACK.
Morning Wood! By the makers of slow dance chubby.
Wake up and go to hell.
Just another day in minecraft.
…why haven't we made temporary forums on a free site for the time being instead?
Perhaps on a "free hosting" site?
You know when its all set up and gained 20 or so dedicated members Shaun'll fix the forums right up!
Indeed. *sips tea* I dare say that you have a rival.
Now there are umbrella zombies? There are no more safe places in Minecraft. Light will not help us now.
I'm sure with some diligence, a plan, and five years you will have Halolz at you feet.
I do not play minecraft, so I'm just gonna smile & nod at this one.
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WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE? YOU WEREN'T ON THE FORUMS BEFORE WERE YOU? YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THE LACK OF FORUMS!
But now that you mention it…
Nature used Sunrise!
It's… Super effective?
I never actually payed enough attention to the header to notice the forums button; the Mudkip and Majora's Meme (awesomeface) were a little distracting from the actual text.
I only learned that Halolz had forums through comments such as mine above, about the forums not working.
I also never noticed the archives button until I scrolled up to look at what was distracting in the header, to make this comment.
*Sniiiiff*
Aaaaah. I love the smell of burning flesh in the morning.
You're Not surprised because sophisticated zombies always carry around their umbrellas.
YOU DON'T PLAY MINECRAFT?
QUICK, TO THE INDOCTRINATION ROOM!
3 Sardines a night and that zombie will be walking on daytime like a boss
And now that those ruffins are gone, i shall take my elegant stroll through this wonderful land.
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Thumbs up if you wished the spider knocked the umbrella out of the zombie's hand.
Hmm…I want to build a house, but I need wood.
I have sheep and pigs, I could give you some of those.
Does anybody have wood for my sheep and pigs?
If you take good care of the wood, it can go up to even twenty blocks high.
I don't play minecraft, so I'll just express my anticipation to see the Grey
OMFG. LIAM NEESON FUCKING UP WOLVES WITH MINI-BOTTLE KNUCKLES, HOLY SHIT THIS MOVIE IS GOING TO KICK ASS, SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
<img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/27/The_Grey_Poster.jpg"/>
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Okay.
*Does a thumbs up in real life*
Do I win something?
shouldn't is be ruffian? HA! You're knowledge of early 1900's esque British terminology is hardly up to snuff! Good Day sir!
As a matter of fact, yes.
*slow claps IRL*
Congrats
Funny story about that. I do not play Minecraft either, but because I am an internet person, I know a shit ton about the damn thing. Am I proud of that? Damn right.
Thank you, thank you.
*Bows head while sitting forward*
Ow my fakcxvxnbk.
When I said we were being slowly assimilated by google, you people said I was mad!
This comment proves that soon we are going to be….YOUTUBE.
*Thunderclap*
i usd 2 make posts on halolz but den i took an arrow 2 de nee
LOL THE DISLIKE BAR IS STILL BIGGER THAN JUSTIN BIEBER'S COCK.
lol, five creepers disliked this post
looks liek my comment is unoriginal so it's only FOREVER ALONE! (redidtors and 9gag wil only get it!)
Am I doing it right?
i feel as though the creeper and the spider should help the guy with his problem… at least make a crater near a water source for the poor guy!
*Not sure if last one is one of them or being legit…*
Protip: Doesn't happen often.
But it does happen.
As you can see in spplmj's link, we got a backup one, but since it's free and limited, and is not linked to Halolz, the majority of our members decided to just wait until the original forums are fixed instead of joining the new one.
remember to keep your wood maintained
buff and polish regularly
I tried playing minecraft, it bores me, however I know more than many who actually play, so I'm always consulted for crafting recipes and how to do redstone wiring, and I watch the creatures and yogscast, so I know most of the in-jokes
I did not even know that anyone made another one until he posted that actually. Proves to you how much I don't socialize, even on the internet.
This is my favorite part of minecraft.
I don't see why he would need to be…Stalin.
Socializing with "people" only gets you into awkward situations. Such as this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embed…
Oh how I love Transcribe Audio.
They see him strollin'…
Everytime I see an add for this movie I imagine Liam Neeson saying "I need to get home to my family", followed by a wolf saying "Can't let you do that Liam Neeson"… damn you Halolz
But if we eat more sardines we'd be better…
dohohoho, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE WITH THE POWER OF SARDINES!
So at what point does Stalin's E -- Peen become an E -- vag?
Ah yes, pardon me I keep forgetting that humans (nice people) are different than people (douchebags).
That means Shawn is doing his job properly and efficiently!
I do believe you mean to say *Your instead of You're.
You know, as in "Your knowledge of modern-day English is hardly up to snuff!"
I thought playing Minecraft was a requirement for Halolz. Or was it TF2?
<img src="http://i.imgur.com/muVmf.png"/>
I believe it was: Super PokeFortressCraft Bros 2.
(I only added Mario because we seem to be having him more on this site and I am okay with that)
That's what fire is for. Killing anything that daylight cannot.
Well there's no sense in Russian the whole thing, either.
You took that from the latest episode of the big bang theory.
kinda. right?
Minecraft is either a love-not love thing. Hate for it hardly exists though.
We know he's not as bad as you used to be if anything.
But his rep score is only like that because he carries the work of our dear Colonel Obvious.
It eventually collapses into itself into a slurred self-orgy.
In Reverse.
I, tmotom, was making quite a glorious comeback. Then I was banned. For raging.
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Took is such a harsh word. I think the phrase is 'inspired by'.
Well, Mario is a requirement for being a gamer. If you haven't played at least one Mario game to completion then, I'm sorry. You just have no right to call yourself a gamer.
Right. Because banning you would totally subside your rage. Logic. Where is it?
That depends. Have we ever found out where congress keeps theirs at?