Steamboat Mario
Mario’s first animated appearance was a timeless classic! And it didn’t even need guest star Lou Albano!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 21, 2012 · 4:25 PM 
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Animated, Artistic, Movies, Nintendo, Retro, Super Mario Bros

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125 Responses to “Steamboat Mario”

  1. ChemicalKirby on January 21st, 2012 4:37 pm

    This game would have the coolest animation ever.

  2. Pupsrus13 on January 21st, 2012 4:37 pm

    Is it me, or do they both have rape faces on?

  3. DiamyoAlex on January 21st, 2012 4:43 pm

    Epic Micky done RIGHT

  4. Chimental on January 21st, 2012 4:44 pm

    Well everything in the Mushroom Kingdom already has eyes so it fits perfectly.

  5. Ice_Cold_Water on January 21st, 2012 4:44 pm

    Call of Duty Modern Warfare Virtual Combat Simulator 3! The pinnacle of human technological achievement! It sure is different than the one you used to play isn't it, Billy? rel="nofollow">

  6. tinynewtman on January 21st, 2012 4:48 pm

    Opening scene:
    STEAMBOAT MARIO strolling along in a jolly fashion.
    Cut to BOWSER stealing PRINCESS PEACH
    STEAMBOAT MARIO runs past, towards PRINCESS PEACH, jumping over BOWSER and finds an AXE
    STEAMBOAT MARIO uses the AXE to break the WOOD underneath BOWSER, who then falls down into the RIVER below. PRINCESS PEACH then approaches STEAMBOAT MARIO, and gives him a CAKE.

  7. Awesomecake on January 21st, 2012 4:51 pm

    Ahh the good old days. A time when men were men, and toilet paper was Bob-ombs!

  8. Skrist on January 21st, 2012 5:24 pm

    Don't want to bring this up again but this is hypothetical comedy.
    If SOPA passed Disney could sue Nintendo because of this.
    Two media giants fighting over a picture someone created due to respect for the franchises.
    Also, isn't Disney a tag?

  9. Gearheadmk2 on January 21st, 2012 5:28 pm

    Quick! Someone ban SegaUranus before he comes up with Mario/Micky hentai!

  10. Valvatorez on January 21st, 2012 5:37 pm

    And Luigi didn't even appeared in this
    Poor guy…

  11. Omnomynous on January 21st, 2012 5:40 pm

    And then, with the technology of a Technicolor Television….

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    "Bwahaha! I got the Princess!" *runs past dancing Dayzees and the hills with eyes*

  12. LitmusRemnantal on January 21st, 2012 6:27 pm

    Something makes me want to add the caption: "Guess where this is going"

  13. SirNumel on January 21st, 2012 6:30 pm

    Good save! We might have been looking at a week's worth of Kratos submissions!

  14. MasterLuigi452 on January 21st, 2012 6:51 pm

    I'm throwing my money at the screen, but nothing is happening…

  15. gAmer_Matt on January 21st, 2012 6:52 pm

    "Lou Albano"
    Hermes: God rest his zombie bones…

  16. VyseRogueKing on January 21st, 2012 6:58 pm

    And thus began Mario's rivalry with Bowser. And it's such a shame they used to be such good friends on that steamboat.

  17. SuperPinkiePie on January 21st, 2012 7:01 pm

    Shouldn't it be steamboat Jumpman?

  18. Mentlegen on January 21st, 2012 7:05 pm

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    Shawn, we will probably do this until the forums are back…

    Please work on it. We miss the Church of Falcon.

  19. Drjolt on January 21st, 2012 7:33 pm

    Color? My god- where did you get this technology?

  20. ChaosController on January 21st, 2012 8:38 pm

    I would love to make a relevant yet witty post. I'm just too busy spazzing out that Derpy had her own speaking lines in today's episode.

    Good GOD that was Awesome.

    Anyways, yeah. Mario-Mickey; hahaha, hilarious.

  21. TheInsaneWombat on January 21st, 2012 10:34 pm

    On an only mildly related note, if you haven't watched the latest Zero Punctuation, I suggest you do so.

  22. ibbolia on January 21st, 2012 11:13 pm

    Steampunk Mario? That sounds like an interesting gentlemanly adventure to see?
    …oh, that was "Steamboat".
    My dream of a technologically impossible world eludes me yet again!

  23. Kn0w1d3a on January 21st, 2012 11:35 pm

    Shouldn't it be a Super Jumpman cartoon?

  24. PortalMan118 on January 22nd, 2012 12:36 am

    I think the Bomb-bom has a troll face on…..

    This is bad

  25. BTSnoogans on January 22nd, 2012 1:56 am

    It's a Frank Miller production.

  26. straYDoubter on January 22nd, 2012 3:59 pm

    Fridge Horror:

    Mario was a Japanese creation, meaning that during the war effort, he'll be in Axis propaganda cartoons.

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