Does Aperture Labs need a company theme song? If so, I think this just might work!
By lordvipes, submitted by Char A.
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I liked it. Fits nicely.
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Gir aproves
Weird science?
I beg differ.
Portal 2 is a science at it's brilliance.
I really wanna know what Cave Johnson thinks about this…
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Edit: or don't work, that's okay
Double Edit: Bravo! *Claping*
Well at least Aperture follows some loose form of Scientific Method. Those two kids simply zapped a picture of a woman while wearing bras on their heads without so much as a hypothesis.
This science isn't weird, all other science is, because how can you not have science with out death?
Cave Johnson here.
Now if anyone is going to pick a theme song for the Apterture Science Robotic Testing Initiative, it's going to be me. And I don't suppose this *ruffling of papers* Mr. Shawn Handyside would think it was cool if I started promoting themes for his website. Why, he can't even get an online forum to work properly. That's just bad policy, in my book. At least when I decide to choose any ambiance for our exposition of any of our upcoming products, it will sound appropriate to what it's actually about, not some techno rock that calls our products wierd.
I KNOW WIERD! He's that fucking maniac from the South Jersey Shore who stole our Mantis-Men prototype in order to create a lesser Moth-Monster-Man. That asshole didn't even pay me royalties for the patent.
*Chair swivel*
*Faintly* Caroline! Fire our lawyers and get us a batch of new ones! No, fire them! As in toss them into the furnace! Fuckers spread like cockroaches.
*Chair swivel*
*Full volume* Simply put, Mr. Handyside. If you'd like to promote some of our product with inferior music, I will have none of it. You can thank me later as I have decided to not sue you for lack of lawyers.
Cave Johnson. We're done here.
This video made me want to see more from these 2. Either a new DLC or the next Portal Game that ends with the number-that-shall-not-be-named
Portal spins me right round, baby, right round.
The 3D makes it
Well there are plenty of numbers in the world sir. Valve just doesn't use the certain one between 2 and 4 with no decimals or fractions.
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BEHOLD!
Finally this submission gets an entertaining comment!
Nicely done, Deep Thought.
I never would have pegged GlaDos for an Oingo Boingo fan. Devo or Styx maybe… :\
I wish there was a better song with "Science" in the title that could be paired with it.
*hides from potential -1's* =|
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So.
How bout them forums?
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I will thumb up EVERYBODY who knew this was Oingo Boingo without having to look it up. Haha. This band kicks ass, and it's been so long since I've heard any of their songs!!!!
Not sure about Styx. After all she almost makes it a point that she doesn't do anything that people should be thankful for. At least for anyone she's personally met.
Oingo Boingo in my Halolz?! I think I just came… up with an idea for a good comment.
Hey, Dr. Weird. You're lookin' a little… HORNY!
You mean Thomas Dolby's She Blinded Me with Science? That song sucks.
The Onion Knights from Final Fantasy III really let themselves go.
Well, he once made love to some machine.
on a side note…. 72 minutes of silence for a webpage fallen on duty…
It was probably Dissidia's fault, that stuff is bad for them.
*Sigh*
What is science if you don't learn something? So, I bestow upon you the gift of knowledge.
(img src="DirectLinkURLhere" /img).
Except instead of (parentheses), use <brackets>.
Lo and behold! The code used for proper image placement! Now, you might be asking yourself: 'How do I get this to work properly?' Well, for starters, this is not a direct link. This is. See the difference? A direct link is a webpage containing nothing but the image. You can usually get it by right-clicking an image and opening it in a new tab.
Isn't HTML a weird science?
Now you try. And don't forget to put quotation marks around the URL.
Woah, I just realised how long its been since a Chris Redface picture showed up.
Dang, these fads pass fast.
sporting a little wood there eh?
(commence the boner jokes)
Chell? Is that you? :O
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Some of my favorite quotes come from this movie.
"There's going to be sex, drugs, rock-n-roll… chips, dips, chains, whips…"
rel="nofollow">I have granted a deer antler to my groin!
Dunno why, but most people will only do 31 minutes of silence… if you understand what I mean.
Now I shall venture trough the post of halolz, looking at every comment, every reply, in the search of all the redfaces, then I will unite them all together… It's a long quest, I know, but I have to… a voice in my head orders me to do it.
Their full name is just better. Who doesn't like the name….
THE MYSTIC KNIGHTS OF THE OINGO BOINGO
Chris Redface Ganerations, the…. 3 month anniversary game?
Dont use Dissidia if you suffer from asthma, allergies to soup, and erectile disfunction.
Consult a doctor before using Dissidia.
rel="nofollow">That's not the weirdest thing his body's done…
Miss Quote! It's "grafted," to the shame dome with you!
Why so indeed I have…
*Goes to the Shame Dome*
I'll have you know that I indeed feel sorry for the mis-*door sliding*-mmmf mf mmf mmfmfmf mmf mf mmhmfmhm.
Been there, done that. I can email them all to you if you need them.
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Thanks for clearing that up!
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if I remember well, you said you were going to send the redfaces as a post to Halolz or something like that at the END of the year 2011…. so…. What happened?
"Not bad" image…again?
You guys really want to kill Alpar.
I posted the total number of redfaces here. http://www.halolz.com/2012/01/06/video-sniper-rea…
There were 53 in total.
He has the weirdest boner right now.