Scumbag Nurse Joy

Is this part of the scumbag meme, or is this more of a Pokemon first world problem?
Either way, even with free healthcare I can’t help but get mad mashing the A button at the Pokemon Center.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 17, 2012 · 10:29 PM 
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Anime, Incoming Transmission, Nintendo, Obnoxious, Pokémon, Scumbag, TV Shows

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75 Responses to “THANKS YOU FOR WAITING…”

  1. Solar Boy Django on January 17th, 2012 10:33 pm

    I don't always button mash my games but when I do it's usually at the poke center and… not very effective. YEAHHHHHHHH—-- (boot to the head) ow!

  2. Mr_Spaz on January 17th, 2012 10:34 pm

    And this is a perfect example of just about every RPG game.

  3. Mnik on January 17th, 2012 10:36 pm

    I always end up mashing the A and B buttons only to end up talking to her again =(

  4. PortalMan118 on January 17th, 2012 10:45 pm

    Well, you have to pay SOME way.

  5. spartann30 on January 17th, 2012 10:49 pm

    can i just take my pokemon and go?

    No? Ok….

    what normaly goes through my head when healing pokemon

  6. Jimmy on January 17th, 2012 10:59 pm

    Now, now, it's not so bad. It just leaves me more time to stare at her (now much more prominent) melons.

  7. superdrama on January 17th, 2012 10:59 pm

    Whoa Nurse Joy got hot.

    Wait what?

  8. Omnomynous on January 17th, 2012 11:04 pm

    What I feel like Every time and what happens every time:

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  9. Chimental on January 17th, 2012 11:05 pm

    Heals your pokemon's wounds.

    Hopes you come back.

  10. Dash12345678 on January 17th, 2012 11:09 pm

    Don't mash the A button shawn, trust me, you'll be wanting to mash the B button for sure.

  11. ibbolia on January 17th, 2012 11:19 pm

    Weirdly this was timed after the site crashed for me. I thought it was on purpose.
    [EDIT] I meant a legitimate crash, not the blackout.

  12. ChemicalKirby on January 17th, 2012 11:20 pm

    Hit the A button to first speak with her, but use the B button to skip the speech so that when she's down talking, you can't talk to her again.

    I just saved you hours of your life, your welcome.

  13. straYDoubter on January 17th, 2012 11:25 pm


    Do you think I have all day lady? I've got a to-do list to take care of! That tall grass isn't going to walk through itself!

  14. TomQuoVadis on January 17th, 2012 11:32 pm

    I love how she always ends with "We hope to see you again."

    The hospital wants to see you come back.

  15. VyseRogueKing on January 17th, 2012 11:34 pm

    Kids these days! Blasting through such small amounts of dialogue boxes and yet they still feel held up. Why in my day we had to read through 10 metric f**k-tons of dialogue just to find the smallest hint of where the next plot device was. Sometimes we would get bizarre messages such as "Dodongo dislikes smoke" and "I am Error." Some would outright lie! We would travel through 15 miles of wilderness just to speak to a witch to figure out so that we can figure out how to class change and by god we liked it.

  16. Kn0w1d3a on January 18th, 2012 12:00 am

    Wait a minute….free healthcare…. unnecessary wait times….THE POKEMON WORLD IS IN CANADA!

  17. Skrist on January 18th, 2012 9:24 pm

    Well we got that mystery done with.
    Now onto the mystery of mew.
    …Oh wait-
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  18. Seanhl on January 18th, 2012 10:18 pm

    everyone, let's make the +1 train, choo choo

  19. Skrist on January 18th, 2012 10:37 pm

    Well since no one else touched up on this matter…
    Anyone else freaked out by the rape face she has on? Because in good ol' Murika Pokemon is considered a kids show…

  20. Mindlessinvalid on January 18th, 2012 10:50 pm

    Anyone who wasn't 18 as of the end 2010 has no right to make opinions on videogames. Now before you guys -1 storm hear me out. The idea of an opinion is less about having a preference and more about having reasons for the preference. Anyone is allowed to have a preference, because it's an expression of liking or disliking something. An opinion is where you can supply reasons for your preference and refine it into a statement of judgement, which objectifies the preference somewhat (but not completely).

    The Rule of 7s is a psychological concept that a human mind develops in 7 year cycles. Cycle 1 (from birth to age 7) is the cycle of subjectivism, we learn morality and preferential reasoning (I like this but not this) during this time. Cycle 2 (7 to 14) is experiential development, we learn to figure out why we like the things we do. Cycle 3(17 to 21) is the crystallization of consciousness, we learn to factor in abstractly related things into our arguments. Cycle 4 (21 to 28) is when we have enough experience to back up the judgments and assertions of value we make.

    Because modern gaming was in its infancy in the mid to late 80's, anyone who wasn't 18 as of 2010 wasn't even past cycle 1 during the time when most of the master pieces of gaming were released, let alone during the mainstreaming of gaming. This means that unless they actively went back and played older games during their 2nd cycle, the damage from hype marketing and mainstream mass production of mediocre games hadn't been mitigated.

    So basically it's a psychological argument for telling 12 year old online shooter noobs to piss off, because they've got mental damage from the advent of Hype Marketing. I'd make a more complete argument, but this is the longest I can justify making this post before TL;DNR becomes the default response.

  21. Mindlessinvalid on January 18th, 2012 10:53 pm

    more like ripe round mangos (+1 to the one who can cite the name of the movie where the british teenager spends 14 minutes trying to find an appropriate analogy for a girls breasts. The scene was concluded with his friend saying: "can't we stop talking about tits?")

  22. AManWithACloak on January 19th, 2012 12:02 am

    > Talk about long dialogue boxes.
    > Generate a long dialogue box yourself.

  23. BTSnoogans on January 19th, 2012 1:39 am

    No GameFAQs but they did have the power. Nintendo Power.

  24. vash_ts on January 19th, 2012 5:10 am


  25. ChaosController on January 19th, 2012 1:10 pm


    But I won't -1 you either because I'm not THAT mean.

  26. Korotini_Notlad on January 19th, 2012 3:36 pm

    This one time, I was skipping Joy speaking, and it was taking forever. Then, when I went to look at my Pokemon, my Blaziken had a status. I was "WTF?" so I checked it out……he got PokeAIDS…….

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