Being the Hero of Hyrule is much bloodier work than one might think. Of course it’s not the weirdest version of this idea I’ve ever seen!
By dalia, submitted by Emily
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 14, 2012 · 12:56 AM
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Categories: Artistic, Cutesy Wutesy, Irony, Nintendo, Power-Ups, Sequential Art, Stabbey Stabbey, Swordplay, The Legend of Zelda, Tips & Tricks · Leave a comment (69 Comments) |
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Link should consider going into surgery.
Huh…..you would think Navi would have more to say about that,,,,,,
At least it's a wee bit better than Fi…
Her response would be like "Master, I'm 90% sure that is a heart that is in your hands…"
Hmm. I thought he was about to get all Dothraki on that boss.
ROUND TWO
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"Heart pun"
Hey, Listen!
Om nom nom nom nom
Wow… Link should show some more respect for the dead.
In fact, for him to do something like that, it was pretty…
*shades*
…heartless.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I less than 3 you.
The arms, they grow.
*axe smashes through locked door*
"Heeeeeeeeere's Navi!"
link is scarred for life, but now he knows he can get two hearts per boss now, so it works out
Woah:
http://www.halolz.com/2011/10/11/links-hearts/
deja vu.
( Psst, how do I embed links into text? And so I don't have to ask later, how do I embed photos? )
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He's got this.
You forgot the monotone droning.
Why is the Wind Waker Link with Navi anyways? He does not have sleeves as a kid and his adult form is not that short…
Of course, I'm just using those as excusing to avoid the fact that Link is a carnivorous raving mass murderer. The last thing you want to do is piss off a silent cereal killer.
There are worse methods of increasing your life meter. For instance in No More Heroes you have to EXERCISE! *shudder*
Colon D
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Uh oh Alpar. You'd best start running. Because I do not believe he thought that last one was, punny.
Ha ha… I'm going to go into a dark corner now…
What, does he kill coco pops or something?
Makes me wonder if there's blood types in the Zelda universe.
And that is how the pros beat the game in less than 5 hours.
Cereal killer is not the correct punctuation is it? -_-
EDIT:…Nope. But wait… he's an elf looking creature…
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Dear… GOD! No one is safe…
Nope. "Cereal killer" is not the correct "punctuation."
*Readies Logic Hammer*
*Sees Snap, Crackle, and Pop*
You get off this time…
doubling the rate i expand my hearts
ganondorf is going to be my bitch
Actually, now that I look at it, Navi was watching the whole time, could have said something at anytime, but waits unti AFTER Link was traumatized to say that he grabbed the wrong heart…
THAT NAVI IS A TROLL!!
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Link didn't quite cut Alpar's head off….
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….he made a PEZ dispenser out of him.
Oh look, an ornate container dropped by a 10 foot tall beast.
Better use it to store bloody hearts.
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If Link did this to Ghirahim after the first temple, we could've saved a lot of trouble a lot later.
The Legend of Zelda: Trauma Centre.
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Obligatory? …I haven't seen Chris in a bit, so I'm not sure if this is too old-hat.
It's kay, Alpar. I know some wizards who'd be able to help you out.
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HIDE THE CHILDREN!!!!!!
….and mabye your bosses, but you don't have to.
And that, my friends, it what we call a twofer.
Fighting final boss:
Monotone voice: "Master, there's a high probability that your hearts are low, and that you should go collect some."
ಠ_ಠ
Does anyone else think that she gave you MORE hints about trivial things as the game went on? You got it backwards Nintendo.
This reminds me of when I played Exalted with my buddies….
We had an Abyssal (The equivalent of an undead demigod) who was both a martial artist and a necrosurgeon (I'm going to sew dead things to living things and other dead things to make them better) who was batshit insane. We found a place where a gruesome battle took place and he started rolling around in the blood while chewing on a severed hand.
I made the mistake of reminding my friend that his character was a necrosurgeon and we had someone who could summon a portable workstation.
He gave himself extra health levels by surgically implanting two more hearts into himself then stitched two dead arms to his shoulders and made a third into a puppet arm that would increase the range of his martial arts attacks (beating someone to death with a fully articulated severed arm that he controlled with stitches that he set into the tendons)
I think Link needs to go back to college and learn this stuff.
Don't forget to use proper capitalization!
(That means you, Shawn.)
Imagine, our Hero of Time, among the greatest names in medical science.
Now why would you say that? -_-
I think we're beating the pun-drum of war.
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You rang?
A, B, O, AB, and Hero of Time.
It's okay, I'm a dentist.
You can trust me.
It's okay. Bosses tend to hide themselves.
Bloody cowards, hiding behind lock and key.
You know I always wondered why Link could never return the feelings of all the girls that chased after him.
He's got a heart for each of them after all.
I suppose its better than the motions you have to make to "Power up your sword." *shudder*
We need a (PEZ) dispenser right here!
Know anything about GIFs?
He would then make the same mistake at Mr. Poe's house…
Ever think bosses are Gannons prisoners and they are just trying to thank you?
Doesn't seem like Link has the heart for this kinda job.
Stop that! Stop that! You're not going to post Redface while I'm here.
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If they can stop setting each other on fire/ice
I take that he will DEAL WITH IT?
I was thinking The Legend of Zelda: Silent Lambs
That or a sadist
Just use the one to embed photos.
Profit.
I always did wonder why they locked themselves inside of a dungeon that was also locked.
Beating our hearts out.
WHY WON'T THE BEEPING STOP!?
Thank you so much.
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Whats that tentacle doing here there are no japanese school girls here
:D He's back! Am I in the minority for really enjoying Chris Redface while he was here?
I enjoyed him. See, excuse me for stating my opinion on the internet, but, I believe that people who have to go and say something is old and they hate it on the internet need to have their privileges taken unless they're going to say something positive. I'm all for sucking it up and taking whines of annoyance, but humor is humor for a reason.
If you stop finding things funny you need to leave the people who still find it funny alone, because denying someone the enjoyment of humor is like telling someone they can't be happy because you're not happy. It just ain't right. There are limits, too, but I could rant for hours about humor.
I've seen people complain about Chuck Norris jokes, too. As long as I've been on the internet, they do seem a little old, but I'm not going to ruin a newcomer of the internet's life just because they didn't get here when it was cool.
TLDR; You shouldn't whine about something you don't find funny if others find it funny. It's mean and pointless.
AND NOW HE CAN GET TWO FOR EVERY BOSS.
Except for the Floating Stone man, that's gonna be hard to get two from him.
Being trapped in the infamous Water Temple keeps most women from reaching him.
He has to make due.
I enjoyed Chris Redface a lot! However, the thing I liked the most about it was all the different variations/'shops of the picture which made it more relevant to the submission…
Still, it's good to see his face again!
:')
The first four panels alone were the funniest bit.