Who said the Thief class is useless in a serious fight?
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 10, 2012 · 10:08 PM 
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120 Responses to “[VIDEO] Final Fantasy Thief Steals Wallet”

  1. CapnJakeBob on January 10th, 2012 10:14 pm

    I've got to start watching these more…

    And Fighter seems VERY obsessed with chodes.

  2. Ice_Cold_Water on January 10th, 2012 10:21 pm

    Too funny… no pictures can say anything… so here's this!!
    <img src=http://i.imgur.com/sIV1Q.gif>

  3. EonofAeon on January 10th, 2012 10:23 pm

    You could say the discovery of Chaos' private life was, for the heroes of light…..
    *Puts on shades*

  4. sonicsmash2 on January 10th, 2012 10:28 pm

    There was such a Sex as EVIL?
    Then…..THEN……HOW DOES……*Mind Eruption*

  5. Alpar on January 10th, 2012 10:31 pm

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    Everyday, countless endbosses are being harassed for their beliefs, characters, and even down to such trivial things like their design. And it's not just endbosses… even up to minibosses, secret bosses, or even the mook enemies, they are being harassed not only physically for experience points, but emotionally for everything they have to offer.

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  6. EliminatorZigma on January 10th, 2012 10:42 pm

    Dear Mom,

    JRPG heroes are dicks.


  7. Awesomecake on January 10th, 2012 10:44 pm

    I guess thats the only way they could have ever hoped to beat chaos without upgraded classes.

  8. BTSnoogans on January 10th, 2012 10:46 pm

    I couldn't fully enjoy this video because I have no idea what a chode is.

  9. Gaytits on January 10th, 2012 10:48 pm

    That's what Google is for!

  10. AngelAreku on January 10th, 2012 11:00 pm

    Every time I see a Final Fantasy I post I get 8-Bit Theater running through my head and can't stop thinking about how awesome it is.

  11. Skrist on January 10th, 2012 11:32 pm

    The thief is useless? Says who? From what I seen in the video, the black mage had less hp than the thief. So… there is always spamming potions for the thief. :D

  12. Lord_Science on January 10th, 2012 11:38 pm

    JRPG heroes are why we can't have nice things.

  13. CriticalQuit on January 10th, 2012 11:45 pm

    Wait, wouldn't his name be Garland?

  14. Jimmy on January 10th, 2012 11:58 pm

    That thief is fine & dandy, but no thief is as great as rel="nofollow"> Nimble. He can steal the pants (literally) off of a guy, and then kill ANOTHER guy with a Ballista!!!

  15. The AntiVillain on January 11th, 2012 12:01 am

    white mage should heal black mage

  16. dgnslyr on January 11th, 2012 12:09 am

    And then you have FFTA, where legal stealing targets include people's weapons, trinkets, clothing, and memories. But not shoes; you can steal a suit of armor of a lizard-man's back, but not the shoes off his feet. Nothing cracks the game in half quite as satisfyingly as stealing the memories out of their brains and the swords out of their hands.

  17. MasterLuigi452 on January 11th, 2012 12:22 am

    I don't play or know much about Final Fantasy series, but this sure was a one hell of an entertainment.
    Bravo Dorkly. Bravo.

  18. Deep Thought on January 11th, 2012 12:35 am

    Cost of keeping a rogue in the party… 50% of treasure
    Large Bag of Holding to keep his share of the treasure… 10,000 gp
    Making a god of entropy and slaughter cry… Priceless

    There are some things in Faerun that gp can't buy… for everything else, there's glibness.

  19. Mindlessinvalid on January 11th, 2012 12:46 am

    As a master of the great art of verbal abuse, I can say that Chaos behaved like his ego was made of toilet paper and shitty fake china ceramic. The toilet paper was likely moistened with his tears of sorrow from knowing inwardly how utterly worthless he was and the china was probably cracked from rattling around in his stupid, empty, pathetic skull all that time.

    The heroes of light showed the abusive capacity of an in-the-closet fratboy (like any of them exist out of the closet), which roughly equates to the combat capacity of a quadriplegic infant.

    The thief needed a reagent like the victims personal effects for such a lowly cantrip as name calling? Disgusting. Though I will give them credit, they used their powers for good. Ending existence is way too clichéd a method of evil for it to be any good, and I personally think that those who try to destroy the world are compensating for something.

  20. ChemicalKirby on January 11th, 2012 1:16 am

    Jokes on them, they don't get his drops!

  21. Marzen on January 11th, 2012 8:11 am

    That wasn't very nice! I, GARLAND, WILL HAVE TO KNOCK YOU ALL DOWN!

  22. HughbertEsq on January 11th, 2012 2:44 pm

    Most tragically, his Girlfriend is only glad to illustrate the fact that they are both in a…. mutual….. relationship….. sans beneficial benefits.

  23. Arrow on January 11th, 2012 7:53 pm

    Unfortunately the Steal command wasn’t invented until FF3.

  24. SparktehFox on January 12th, 2012 9:56 am
  25. Drjolt on January 12th, 2012 3:20 pm

    Chode is the outcome of a total shrink ray accident.

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