Pokemon trainer used TOXIC. Trainer is unable to battle. Alcohol wins!
By our pal PRGuitarman [LOL-Comics]
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 4, 2012 · 2:15 PM
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When you drink, drink with friends or the loneliness only gets worse.
I like my Skyrim drinking game more. Evertime you see a guard, you have to speak to them once. If the guard mentions their crippling knee injury, take a shot and slap your forehead for remembering that bloody meme.
Prof. Oak questions your gender, 2 shots and restart the game.
On a serious note, I do like the Shadow of the Colossus Drinking Game. Take a shot (or more if you want a harder game) for everytime you beat a colossus, and take 2 shots of water everytime you die. It's like it constantly adjusts the game for your skill as you go along, and is simple enough to remember.
Professor oaks comes quickly- start chugging
Prof. Oak genius scientist who knows crap tons about the worlds poke'mon, he's probably rich and a well known scientific figure. But he can't buy a pair of fucking glasses.
And then the hardcore gamers decided this was too casual, and made a nuzlocke version out of it.
So, when the bottle is empty use it to shank everyone who claims to have a mew.
You need to put visits to the poke center as maybe a quarter of a shot, unless you want the player to die of alcohol poisoning in the first half hour.
Many comas later:
Finish Pokedex -- Down that fucking bottle!
Alcohol gained Life EXP!
Every time you gain an effort value, you DOWN THE WHOLE BOTTLE.
…oh yeah and you down the bottle for everything else too. WE MEAN BUSINESS WHEN WE SAY HARDCORE.
I wish my electronic devices made cute faces at me.
I prefer the drinking game for the show:
"If Ash turns his hat, two shots,"
"If Brock gets a boner over any female, Officer Jenny for example, one shot,"
and the unlisted one, "If anyone guesses incorrectly to Who's That Pokemon, five shots and gets the shit beat out of him."
BEST IDEA EVER!!!!!!!
PoKéMON DRINKING GAME! -- Merge TWO of your favorite addictions into ONE!
ಠ3ಠ
I always pick the grass types ;.;
Grass is my favourite type you grassholes…
He wears contacts, he's just senile.
What if I AM a Grass-Type starter? Do I drink until I get alcohol poisoning?
Same rules, but any time you finish a bottle you have to release a pokemon.
No. Play the TvTropes Drinking Game.
Pussy.
That comment was the 2nd worst idea ever…. should have waited until I could post with the regular interface….
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Wow, "faggot" is still a punchline? Seriously?
HEY look. I found a Mew under this van.
I think a more appropriate consequence would be ERECT AN ALCOHOL FACTORY AND DRINK IF EVERYTHING IN IT.
I guessing the goal of this game is to die then?
On the Homestuck tropes page.
COMA.
No, that'd be BECOME THE GOD OF THE FEAST AND DRINK AND BE WORSHIPED FOR YOUR ETERNAL DRUNK STATE.
Every time a surprise encounter with a poke'mon in knee high grass the size of a Buick comes down a bottle, now that's hardcore.
We'll miss you have fun dieing of alcohol poisoning.
You finish up your 2nd bottle after grinding for Misty. Your vision is blurred, headache pounding, and you can feel yourself about to vomit. As you try to sober up with a cup of coffee, who shows up with a team of lvl 100 pokemon, defeated the Elite Four a dozen times over, and is not even buzzed?
Your wino uncle.
No. Your life is miserable enough without adding alcoholism into the mix.
One death=3 shots.
Starter death=5 shots
Helps numb the pain.
"Sweetroll"=1 shot
"Curved Swords"=2 shots
"Arrow to the knee"=10 shots so you don't have to remember.
If you're an Ivysaur or Venusaur you're immune to poison.
DRINK YOURSELF INTO A COMA.
A Wild CHUGALUG appeared!
GO! LIVER!
LIVER used DIFFUSE! But it failed!
Wild CHUGALUG used BLOOD ALCOHOL POISONING! It's super effective!
Player is all out of useable LIVERS!
Player needs a transplant!
This is a bad combination for me, you may never see me again.
This is why I keep at least 3 livers on me at all times.
or : say wich hax did you use, and take a shot for every line of text the code has…
Of course. Now it makes sense why he asks A TEN YEAR OLD HIS OWN GRANDSON'S NAME!
Add Minecraft and you'll have no life and a case of the dead.
Who keeps organs with them all the ti-?
<img src="http://images2.fanpop.com/image/quiz/416000/416822_1274650373731_182_250.jpg">
…I fold.
i don't feel too hot right now
Black out. Poison your liver.
Unless you somehow suck at Pokémon.
If you feel the above statement describes you, then do not worry. As a gamer, I'm obligated to inform you that death will follow either way. Turn in your GameBoy now, charlatan.
I have a feeling you'll regret that statement the morning after.
About 10 shots in, it just might. Also, if your iPod ever asks for a shot, don't listen. Jerk can't hold his damn alcohol.
Or if you're really good. 1 shot per level up can be rough early game.
Better yet, The Donkey Kong Country drinking game!
Lose a Kong -- 1 shot
Die -- 2 shots
Take Damage Before a boss does -- 3 shots (n00b)
Game Over -- Down the damn bottle you suck at the game
Beat the game -- 5 shots
IT'S OKAY. He found it under a VAN, that's totally different from finding it under a truck =D
I thought Brock was cursed with a boner that never went away.
Apple produced a male iPod counterpart for the iPhone Siri?
after commenting about how much they've hated each other from birth.
So, I know you're sitting there naked on the medical slab, but are you a boy or a girl?
A girl, ok.
This is my grandson, you hate each other's very existences.
What was his name again?
Ah yes, it was Lary Brotherfucking Bloke.
Thank you for reminding me.
Actually, I have a Mew, but there is a trick. With it, you can get it every time.
EGREGIOUS AMOUNTS OF ALCOHOL!
Phantasmagoria Flower View Drinking Game.
Every time someone reverses a boss summon: 1 shot
If a player picks tewi: take a shot (the player takes 2)
Every time lily shows up : take a shot
Every time a Witch level spell was used: Take a shot
Every time someone's "last life free summon" goes off prematurely: take a shot (the loser who couldn't hold it takes 3)
Every time someone lets an activated spirit self destruct: Take a shot for each self destructing spirit.
Play on Hardcore Mode: Immediately take a shot
Every time you craft something, take a quarter of a shot. If you craft a stack of something, take the equivalent amount of shots. (e.g. A stack of 64 torches is 4 shots.)
Every time a tool breaks, take a shot.
Every time you die, take 2 shots.
Every time a creeper explodes on you, take 2 shots.
Every time you fall in lava because you dug down, take 5 shots…idiot.
Every time you find a diamond, down the bottle. (Real Russian mode: FOR EVERY DIAMOND)
amidoingdrinkinggamesrite?
And for multiplayer you can do beer pong, the Pokemon edition!
And then a mass of the populace died due to liver poisoning.
Great idea to play Pokemon again :p
I am +1'ing this just for the Lary Brotherfucking Bloke.
Or the pong drinking game…
Every time someone bounces the ball back, take a drink.
> [S] Consume absurd amounts of alcohol.
If at any point you make this expression…
<img src="http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100505211854/mspaintadventures/images/0/05/Bluhjohnjuice.gif"/>
Down 3 bottles and a jar of piss.
IT'S VOLTORB!
>Is Electrode
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Kids play Pokemon. The legal drinking age should be lowered in the US so moar kids can play the drinking game.
I take issue with that.
Every time I show up at an inappropriate time -- 1 shot.
*Goes to play Super Smashed Bros. Brawl*
~Hiccup~Yay!!!
Lose, take 3 drinks. Win, take 4 drinks, score, take 2 drinks.
"Let me guess. Someone stole your sweetroll."
BITCH I KILLED THREE MEN WITH A SWEETROLL!
Skrist is winrar.
Ocarina of Time 3D Master Quest drinking game!
Killed by a Deku Baba -- 2 shots
Killed by a regular Keese -- 1 shot
Lost your Deku Shield -- 3 shots
Lost your Hylian Shield -- 3 shots
Lost you Deku Shield AND died in the same hit from a Fire Keese -- Down the whole fucking bottle.
how about a tag for "promotes homophobia"
The guy who draws these is gay. He often makes fun of that fact and uses "faggot" quite frequently in reference to himself.
Last Panel -- Meh, having a life is so overrated anyways.
Can I have your wallet?