Lets play the Pokemon Drinking Game!

Pokemon trainer used TOXIC. Trainer is unable to battle. Alcohol wins!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 4, 2012 · 2:15 PM 
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79 Responses to “Let’s play the PoKéMON DRINKING GAME!”

  1. LinkorZelda on January 4th, 2012 2:17 pm

    When you drink, drink with friends or the loneliness only gets worse.

  2. GazzyW007 on January 4th, 2012 2:21 pm

    I like my Skyrim drinking game more. Evertime you see a guard, you have to speak to them once. If the guard mentions their crippling knee injury, take a shot and slap your forehead for remembering that bloody meme.

  3. Comire on January 4th, 2012 2:22 pm

    Prof. Oak questions your gender, 2 shots and restart the game.

  4. GazzyW007 on January 4th, 2012 2:26 pm

    On a serious note, I do like the Shadow of the Colossus Drinking Game. Take a shot (or more if you want a harder game) for everytime you beat a colossus, and take 2 shots of water everytime you die. It's like it constantly adjusts the game for your skill as you go along, and is simple enough to remember.

  5. Acrazymonke on January 4th, 2012 2:31 pm

    Professor oaks comes quickly- start chugging

  6. Vatonnage on January 4th, 2012 2:45 pm

    And then the hardcore gamers decided this was too casual, and made a nuzlocke version out of it.

  7. ibbolia on January 4th, 2012 2:53 pm

    So, when the bottle is empty use it to shank everyone who claims to have a mew.

  8. MeatyMcSausage on January 4th, 2012 2:56 pm

    You need to put visits to the poke center as maybe a quarter of a shot, unless you want the player to die of alcohol poisoning in the first half hour.

  9. Deep Thought on January 4th, 2012 3:05 pm

    Many comas later:

    Finish Pokedex -- Down that fucking bottle!

  10. MasterLuigi452 on January 4th, 2012 3:08 pm

    Alcohol gained Life EXP!

  11. LitmusRemnantal on January 4th, 2012 3:20 pm

    I wish my electronic devices made cute faces at me.

  12. MC Ninja on January 4th, 2012 3:20 pm

    I prefer the drinking game for the show:

    "If Ash turns his hat, two shots,"
    "If Brock gets a boner over any female, Officer Jenny for example, one shot,"
    and the unlisted one, "If anyone guesses incorrectly to Who's That Pokemon, five shots and gets the shit beat out of him."

  13. Ragnellrok on January 4th, 2012 3:55 pm

    BEST IDEA EVER!!!!!!!

  14. GanjalfTheGreen on January 4th, 2012 4:23 pm

    PoKéMON DRINKING GAME! -- Merge TWO of your favorite addictions into ONE!

  15. Psycroc on January 4th, 2012 4:31 pm

    I always pick the grass types ;.;

  16. VoiceFromCorner on January 4th, 2012 4:36 pm

    Grass is my favourite type you grassholes…

  17. Sceptilianblade on January 4th, 2012 4:53 pm

    What if I AM a Grass-Type starter? Do I drink until I get alcohol poisoning?

  18. TheInsaneWombat on January 4th, 2012 5:25 pm

    No. Play the TvTropes Drinking Game.


  19. Ragnellrok on January 4th, 2012 5:55 pm
  20. BSTF on January 4th, 2012 5:58 pm

    Wow, "faggot" is still a punchline? Seriously?

  21. John_Know_Doe on January 4th, 2012 6:05 pm

    HEY look. I found a Mew under this van.

  22. PortalMan118 on January 4th, 2012 6:11 pm

    I guessing the goal of this game is to die then?

  23. Chimental on January 4th, 2012 6:51 pm

    You finish up your 2nd bottle after grinding for Misty. Your vision is blurred, headache pounding, and you can feel yourself about to vomit. As you try to sober up with a cup of coffee, who shows up with a team of lvl 100 pokemon, defeated the Elite Four a dozen times over, and is not even buzzed?

    Your wino uncle.

  24. Sir_Nox on January 4th, 2012 7:19 pm

    A Wild CHUGALUG appeared!

    GO! LIVER!

    LIVER used DIFFUSE! But it failed!

    Wild CHUGALUG used BLOOD ALCOHOL POISONING! It's super effective!

    Player is all out of useable LIVERS!

    Player needs a transplant!

  25. Ovahdrive on January 4th, 2012 7:20 pm

    This is a bad combination for me, you may never see me again.

  26. Passerby Boy on January 4th, 2012 10:40 pm

    Better yet, The Donkey Kong Country drinking game!

    Lose a Kong -- 1 shot

    Die -- 2 shots

    Take Damage Before a boss does -- 3 shots (n00b)

    Game Over -- Down the damn bottle you suck at the game

    Beat the game -- 5 shots

  27. CosmicSkyscrapa on January 5th, 2012 2:56 am

    And for multiplayer you can do beer pong, the Pokemon edition!

  28. Lightning-Wolf on January 5th, 2012 6:50 am

    Great idea to play Pokemon again :p

  29. SuperPinkiePie on January 5th, 2012 8:01 pm

    Kids play Pokemon. The legal drinking age should be lowered in the US so moar kids can play the drinking game.

  30. Gary_Blue on January 6th, 2012 12:52 am

    Every time I show up at an inappropriate time -- 1 shot.

  31. Jimmy on January 6th, 2012 1:38 am

    *Goes to play Super Smashed Bros. Brawl*

  32. AManWithACloak on January 7th, 2012 12:27 pm

    Ocarina of Time 3D Master Quest drinking game!

    Killed by a Deku Baba -- 2 shots
    Killed by a regular Keese -- 1 shot
    Lost your Deku Shield -- 3 shots
    Lost your Hylian Shield -- 3 shots
    Lost you Deku Shield AND died in the same hit from a Fire Keese -- Down the whole fucking bottle.

  33. liggieep on January 8th, 2012 10:14 pm

    how about a tag for "promotes homophobia"

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