SUPER WEIRD FANTASY, BRO

Luigi has been spending so much time in Mario’s clothes I think he may be getting a complex.
By Andy Kluthe [Nerd Rage]

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 3, 2012 · 11:39 PM 
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60 Responses to “SUPER WEIRD FANTASY, BRO”

  1. NotB0b on January 3rd, 2012 11:41 pm

    Furries in Mah MARIO?! WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN!

  2. GenCasar on January 3rd, 2012 11:44 pm

    It was either that, or foreplay involving a vacuum cleaner. I think on the scale of weirdness, pretending to be your brother ranks fairly low in comparison.

  3. TransPM on January 3rd, 2012 11:46 pm

    Not only has it given him a complex, it's given him a drug problem
    <img src="http://images.wikia.com/ssb/images/e/e1/Negative_Zone_Trophy.jpg&quot; width="250">

  4. MoG on January 3rd, 2012 11:47 pm

    Every time i see Tanuki Mario now, I think of PETA's game where Mario became a sadistic killer.

    Probably the funniest game i have ever played.
    http://features.peta.org/mario-kills-tanooki/

    <img src="http://i580.photobucket.com/albums/ss249/AndreitapHaruno/not_awesome_smiley.png"&gt;

    It's funny how they expected to be taken seriously.

  5. Vabolo on January 3rd, 2012 11:48 pm

    mario what are you doing you are not a cat get off of that roof you can't even climb

  6. Vabolo on January 3rd, 2012 11:48 pm

    Still not as cringe-worthy as Birdo.

  7. Vabolo on January 3rd, 2012 11:50 pm

    Whatever gets your 1-up!

    *whomp whomp*

  8. Wetmang on January 3rd, 2012 11:51 pm

    Tanuki Suit for natural male enhancement! Stay hard for as long as you damn please!

  9. GenCasar on January 3rd, 2012 11:52 pm

    Speaking of 1-ups, it seems a -1 troll hit early. Dispensing +1s.

  10. Dr.Panda on January 3rd, 2012 11:55 pm

    Daisy is probably gonna be very disappointed tonight….

    Everyone knows player one always comes first!

  11. Vabolo on January 4th, 2012 12:01 am

    They aren't exactly the most rePETAble bunch, are they?

  12. UndeadLex on January 4th, 2012 12:01 am

    Tonight… player one…
    <img src="http://i.imgur.com/oJ6EE.jpg"&gt;

  13. Vabolo on January 4th, 2012 12:02 am

    Though that may be true, she can always get a second-banana…

  14. GenCasar on January 4th, 2012 12:02 am
  15. Hyze on January 4th, 2012 12:03 am

    Don't even get us started on Yoshi's fantasies.

  16. Vabolo on January 4th, 2012 12:07 am

    I'mnotmentionningUntoonedKirbyI'mnotmentionningUntoonedKirbyI'mnotmentionningUntoonedKirbyI'mnotmentionningUntoonedKirbyI'mnotmentionningUntoonedKirbyI'mnotmentionningUntoonedKirby…

    Dammit.

  17. Chimental on January 4th, 2012 12:08 am

    She should be thankful that suit doesn't turn him into a statue anymore.

  18. GenCasar on January 4th, 2012 12:09 am

    Wobbuffet! Use Counter!

  19. PortalMan118 on January 4th, 2012 12:24 am

    Super Mario Fetishes? Now i've seen everything.

  20. Immortal_Mook on January 4th, 2012 12:26 am

    Luigi's still going to be Luigi. He WILL take it off at one point. Unless he's….
    Oh god.

  21. MeatyMcSausage on January 4th, 2012 12:29 am
  22. SirNumel on January 4th, 2012 12:38 am

    All things considered, though, it is a fairly well done "educational" game. It's just so ridiculous it's hard to focus on the "message".

  23. NekoKnight on January 4th, 2012 12:40 am

    Just because you wear an animal suit doesn't make you a furry! Well, usually it does.. but Luigi wouldn't do that! Unless he did…
    http://www.dorkly.com/video/26035/dorkly-bits-mar

  24. SirNumel on January 4th, 2012 12:40 am

    But then he'd be rock solid, for as long as he needs to be!

  25. MasterLuigi452 on January 4th, 2012 12:41 am

    I've got a mixed feelings about this submission…

  26. SirNumel on January 4th, 2012 12:42 am

    It's super effective!

    SirNumel fainted!

  27. TheTopHatKid on January 4th, 2012 12:51 am

    That panel four.

  28. SEGA Uranus on January 4th, 2012 12:59 am

    I don't like this. D= Really guys? Sexual fetishes of beloved video game icons? I mean who would enjoy that?!

    Also Luigi > Mario.

  29. Psycroc on January 4th, 2012 1:08 am

    I'm not even sure if I get the joke but this is still hilarious

  30. Deep Thought on January 4th, 2012 1:59 am

    you mean like "Super Tofu Boy"?

  31. Sid_Diddly on January 4th, 2012 2:03 am

    That punchline is yet another thing I'll quote randomly and my coworkers will have no idea what I'm saying.

  32. Dycro on January 4th, 2012 2:10 am

    Especially when your brother is Mario. I think Mario actually might have a brother, can't seem to remember his name though.

  33. Skrist on January 4th, 2012 2:13 am

    So this comic is saying Mario and Luigi have identity issues?
    Seems legit.

  34. Skrist on January 4th, 2012 2:14 am

    Of all things they go after the Tanooki?

  35. Skrist on January 4th, 2012 2:16 am
  36. MasterLuigi452 on January 4th, 2012 2:36 am

    Believe it or not: SHIT TON.

  37. Skrist on January 4th, 2012 2:37 am

    Can no one really see the irony in that? O-o
    …Is the internet really that doomed?

  38. Skrist on January 4th, 2012 2:39 am

    My eyes!! The Brain Bleach does nothing!!!
    MUST… RELY… ON… SULFURIC ACID!

  39. GenCasar on January 4th, 2012 2:59 am
  40. CosmicSkyscrapa on January 4th, 2012 3:07 am

    Staying in the tanuki suit for a prolonged time has side effects that will make you believe you are a tanuki. We at Aperture Science believe that you should not worry, as you will still be human.

  41. Twilightdusk on January 4th, 2012 3:18 am

    I think the most impressive thing is that that game and others (Super Tofu Boy for instance) are actually quite competently made, you'd expect games from PETA to be shoddy pieces of crap but they're not.

  42. GenCasar on January 4th, 2012 3:28 am

    Cave Johnson here. I regret to inform you that the latest batch of standard-grade Tanooki suits do not, actually, have the ability to turn oneself into a stone statue. Had a lot of problems with that. Originally, we had received complaints that it was impossible to turn back once one had turned to stone. I'm sorry, but this is supposed to be a company for science, not some Pinocchio-based fairy tale! It's not my job to wave around some magic wand to turn you back into a real boy or anything like that! If you really wanted to be the way you were, you wouldn't have turned yourself into stone in the first place! Unfortunately, that's when the lawyers got involved, so we settled on a compromise. If you really want to turn yourself into a statue, you can't do that with the regular ones. You're gonna need one with a scarf.
    Cave Johnson, we're done here.

  43. Dash12345678 on January 4th, 2012 3:46 am

    This is your cue to edit your intensedebate profile image with a red M hat.

  44. JboneDRS on January 4th, 2012 6:10 am

    He wears the suits so he can pretend he's not just a plumber for just a little while to get him through another miserable day.. or until he touches a koopa.

  45. Link Lab on January 4th, 2012 6:41 am

    Link Lab is unaffected.

    No, seriously, I don't see what's so bad about any of those pictures. In fact, I laugh looking when I look at them…….Am I Crazy?

    Edit: Ok, After Looking At All The Other Responses, I Can Safely Conclude That I Am Indeed Crazy. Not Sure If :D Or D:

  46. TheInsaneWombat on January 4th, 2012 8:28 am

    /me 's eyes exploded for totally unrelated reasons

  47. GanjalfTheGreen on January 4th, 2012 9:13 am

    <img src=http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2010/11/23/nicolas-cage-losing-his-shi.jpg>

  48. BTSnoogans on January 4th, 2012 9:42 am

    His face. I can hardly look at it. It's too damn funny.

  49. Vabolo on January 4th, 2012 9:46 am

    Welcome to the club! :D

    D:

    :D

  50. Ovahdrive on January 4th, 2012 9:49 am

    Does it involve Birdo?

    …don't answer that.

  51. straYDoubter on January 4th, 2012 10:48 am

    That thing with Luigi? rel="nofollow">That actually happened.

    (Minus the sex of course.)

  52. GazzyW007 on January 4th, 2012 11:04 am

    You just remindedme of a fanfic involving Yoshi. I will let you assume the rest, but for added "help" it was featured on Fan Fiction Friday on Topless Robot.

    I will be back eventually. I am going to cry now.

  53. HughbertEsq on January 4th, 2012 1:35 pm

    "ITS-A ME MAAAARIII-I MEAN LUWEEGEEEE!"

  54. Geary on January 4th, 2012 3:03 pm

    Except that, compared to the games they bash, they're very difficult to control and quickly thrown together. Like Mama Kills Animals, for example, which was a fickle piece of crap.

  55. Hyze on January 4th, 2012 3:19 pm

    It can't be any worse than that Battlestar Galactica Shrek Crossover.

    Look it up. I dare you.

  56. Omnomynous on January 5th, 2012 5:57 pm

    Your avatar says hi.

  57. AManWithACloak on January 6th, 2012 8:08 pm

    Vore.
    Vore everywhere.

  58. AManWithACloak on January 6th, 2012 8:10 pm

    The Tanooki suit comes from leaves in Mario World.
    Isn't a Tanooki technically a spirit anyway?

  59. AManWithACloak on January 6th, 2012 8:42 pm

    Advice Mario:
    EAT LEAF OFF OF TREE
    GET A RACCOON SUIT

  60. AManWithACloak on January 7th, 2012 9:31 pm

    That was kind of offensive…
    I for one don't wear or even own a fursuit.
    I don't even have a fursona, really.
    I just like furries.

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