Birds… dragons… little elf dude has tamed them all!
By MetalHanzo, submitted by Jackson M.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 2, 2012 · 9:08 PM
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Categories: Artistic, Bethesda, Cray-Z Crossovers, Nintendo, Strike A Pose, The Elder Scrolls, The Legend of Zelda · Leave a comment (78 Comments) |
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Email your video game related LOLZ to and if it's good we'll post it!
Did you know the site has over 2,500 video game themed lolz? 
That's Wind Waker Toon Link. Skyloft is the realm for Skyward Sword. This is madness!!!
Madness you say? THIS. IS. HYRULE!!!
Shawn, what the fuck. He doesn't have a horned viking helmet! This is clearly not a Skyrim crossover!
Luckily you can get knee armor from the bomb-chu mini game.
you have no idea how many time I've said skyrim instead of skyward. I hate my grammar
Not usually my job, but…
GRAMMAR HAMMER!
You're missing some capitalization in the first part of your first sentence, and you're missing a period at the end of the second sentence.
If i can kill Navi in this, you better shut up and take my rupees!
No horned viking helmet. Son, I am disappoint
What I'm worried about is the fact that he won't be able to use the Dragon rend shout to defeat Alduin.
FUS RO *Insert Link's scream*
In their tongue, he is Tingle…. FAGGOTBORN!
burn
DIN, FARORE, NAYRU!
Master Sword to the face.
Shawn….
The quality of the last few submissions has been….. sketchy… at best….
The ratio of "Lulz" to "ಠ_ಠ" is so heavily skewed to the latter that I can honestly say I've heard more laughter at a rainy funeral while wearing noise canceling high fidelity headphones playing Lacrimosa at 50 dB.
The lolz in Halolz is coming almost exclusively from the people who are commenting on how Halolz hasn't been lulzy lately.
Also, there isn't very much Halo either (not that I care about that).
May I suggest "Nintendon't Laugh" as your new domain?
Ok, that's crossed over from gentle ribbing to being a total dick. Well, time to go saute some banana slices to serve over steamed rice….
Skyward Strike should work just as well.
If this game was ever made, i'd have to wave goodbye to the rest of my life.
(Fun Fact: I prefer the design of Skyward Sword link…. just not a toon link fan…..i liked wind waker buuut….yeahh….)
FUS RO HAH! YAHHH! HAAAAAH!
Hya tay HYAAAAA!!!!
Disagree.
Elaboration: While funny images and videos do get submitted, that's not why I come here. I can get that shit anywhere, and probably in higher doses with more concentrated "lulz." Wimp/Youtube can hold my attention for hours. That's not the point. I come here because the community is fucking hilarious.
Halolz is us, not the damn pictures.
I'm hoping for being able to rip her wings off and make a heart potion out of it.
And the emo attitude from Twilight Princess.
burn ,shot, stabbed. whatever gets the job done.
i just noticed that your bar next to your name is a light blue instead of our grey….
Stabbed in the forehead and turned to stone should do.
If you have a problem, take to the foru…umm…
…Link had an attitude?
The forum was in Shawn's way to the toaster, so he threw it out the window.
Best excuse I can think of.
I'd say it's because most of us go straight to the forums when we find something good. And with the forms down, we're too lazy to do anything else.
Except update my avatar, which I've finally been arsed to do after about half a year.
Sweet. A picture that doesn't instill the desire in the readers to reference the "take an arrow to the"--CRAP.
Put a basket on Ganondorf's head and he won't see you there. Equally works with a butterfly net or fishing rod flying in his face. Take your pick.
"In their tongue-" …So is it communication through text… or through grunts and yells?
My mind is shattered.
I meant the theme of the game: dark, moody, spend half the time running around as an angry wolf. Sounds a lot like most of the "poetry" you'd get from half the accounts on dA.
I mean come on, he looks pissed:
<img src="http://images.wikia.com/zelda/images/9/94/Wolf_Link_and_Midna_Artwork.png" height="70%" width="70%">
He's even wearing one of those punk wristband key-chains! D:
I may be thinking too obscurely.
<img src="https://encrypted-tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT_yP50Qbc6Fu_jn3224RswqQijwbIZBxLlaYHIz4PE9cIvCcaiZA">
We should turn all web comic artists (Shawn included) into internet memes for 2012. :P
It's true, I usually find the comments section funner than submissions themselves
I don't want to be "that guy",but….
<img src="http://d37nnnqwv9amwr.cloudfront.net/entries/icons/original/000/004/590/objection.gif">
HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY GRAMMAR HAMMER ANOTHER CIVILIAN WHEN YOU YOURSELF ARE COMMITTING THE CRIME OF GRAMMAR MISUSE?
YOU PLACED A COMMA BEFORE THE "AND" YOU HAVE PUT IN YOUR SENTENCE, YOU ONLY DO THIS WHEN YOU LIST THREE OR MORE SUBJECT MATTERS IN A SENTENCE.
<img src="https://encrypted-tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTPRlsgNYW7v0vqD5cPKG7T6aTjLJZ8BUqyQ3_OxkYT3aqTEd4m">
Well, he was chained up by the paw… that explains the ankle bracelet and the pissed-off mood.
And I don't think dA is a good example… of anything, really.
Holy shit, what is this?
Forged in Din's very flames.
Do mine eyes tell me lies,
A new Legend of Zelda Game?
Time is nigh, I must fly,
Towards Nintendo's genius.
Goodbye Ma, goodbye Pa
And goodbye Boyfriend's pingas.
Out of sight, Casino Night, catch you later Sky Chase.
Gotta roam, Marble Zone, I must quickly make haste!
Other crap filled the gap
As I'm about to take off!
The adventure of my life
in the land of Skyloft!
Would you rather it be 4-Chan? :D
37 comments and only 1 knee joke. THERE IS HOPE FOR THE INTERNET!
What are you talking about. There is no site with that name. Stop being silly, you silly person.
So how long until Bethesda sues?
For this game making use of their High Elf race?
I'm not an English major but I would believe that any sort of comment that is using all caps without matching punctuation is violating some sort of grammar crime. I may be mistaken.
Your sentence also seems to come to a full stop at the word "sentence" and would be more befitting a period than a comma.
How about PONYCHAN THEN?! *Herp and derp*
I'm going into Game Design, so you can expect a lot of yelling and grammar failures in anything with my name on it.
*Sees arrow to the knee reference*
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!
You have violated the law, now pay your fine.
This is the second time in a row Poes Law has fucked with my posts.
Is it that my sense of humor died overnight? Or is it that the internet is not a viable medium for Juvenilian Satire by exaggeration?
I spent a lot more time on the forums than I spent here, weirdly.
And now that that's down, I think I'll have to start checking here more often.
It's gone from Fus Ro Dah to HUH HWAH HEYAAAAHHH!
heh heh heh, high elf. heh heh.
Best excuse I've ever seen.
Okay, I can't really say in hindsight that what I posted sounded like a joke (even though I was trying to be funny)
My last post that was truly good happened right before my facebook got flooded with skyrim memes…. I got really mad at the tasteless parroting of stupid memes, and tried to stand up from my desk… then smacked my leg with the corner of my computer cabinet….
so…
I used to be funny, then I took an arrow to the knee joke to the knee.
The sad thing is that while I doubt that it was really the cause, this really happened.
Best excuse for anything, really.
Certainly better than having your leg joint wounded by an elongated flechette fired from a bent piece of wood strung with sinew.
just call her "adoring fan"!
Fallout: New Mushroom Kingdom.
Hey, dood, hey, just wondering where I can get that picture you have as your icon
Pots and Pans
Pots and Pans
Pots and Pans
That's three slots of my inventory so far…at this rate I won't have room for the Beetle
"Hey Shawn, why is the forums getting a database error?"
"I tried to use it to make toast."
"Oh. OK."
Minutes later…..
"Shawn, what happened to the forums?"
"I threw it out the window so I could get to the toaster"
ಠ_ಠ
OBJECTION! Link is not an elf. He is a Hylian.
Please choose "resist arrest", please choose "resist arrest"!
I don't know what's better; the fact that someone pointed it out or the fact that it was a corrupt personality core obsessed with space that did so.
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=546736…
Last time link looked this epic was the manly link ;O
Yes he does it's just under his hat! I miss Kamina.
Hell yeah Halolz is the community, even if I'm new here from what I've seen this place has a great community with glowing personalities even the local trolls aren't that bad. If I ever want to laugh I know I can just scroll down to see the comets of the people of this site!
It's that sarcasm doesn't translate into text.
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=546796…
"Goodbye Ma, goodbye Pa
And goodbye Boyfriend's pingas. "
Wait…you're a chick? On the internet? Blasphemy!!!
rel="nofollow">YOU HAVE FOUND: DIVERSITY!
You poor soul…
I shall be taking to my obsession with games in this time of despair.
Wait, we get our own comets? Why didn't anybody tell me?
Just a little tip: If you ever want to change your comment, instead of posting a similar comment seconds later, you can just edit the one you last made.
Sky is kinda close to space.
Yeah I thought it didn't post so I improved it not knowing there were about 70 coments just like it. Just a little mistake *Scratches head in embarrassment.
Sky is in space so is the planet so your wish to go to space was a silly thought since you are already in SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACEEEEEE!
THANK YOU!!!! 1+ TO YOU!!!
I was going to save Hyrule, but then I got high….
The Kingdom flooded and everyone died, but I got high…
La la la
Now we live on boats and islands and I know why (Hey hey)
Because I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
DA DA DA DA DA DA
We've discussed this before, when everyone thought her image was porn…Well it is, but it's censored…so yeah…
YAAAAAAH Bleyad :D