Are you really only ten years old?

Sometimes math just doesn’t apply to the world of Pokemon!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 30, 2011 · 6:34 PM 
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115 Responses to “Ash, are you really only ten years old?”

  1. Chimental on December 30th, 2011 6:46 pm

    "You're impossibly fast. As if you've pressed 'B' your entire life. And strong. Your skin is… the same shade throughout all seasons. Your eyes suddenly change… and sometimes you speak like -- like you have a different voice actor. You never eat or drink anything; you never change your clothes. How old are you?"


    "How long have you been ten?"

    "…a while."

    "I know what you are."

    "Say it… out loud. Say it."

    "Pokemon trainer."

  2. Squeek spplmj on December 30th, 2011 6:51 pm

    Wrong! Ash is 11

    In the Pikachu short from the 3rd movie, Ash actually has a party to celebrate the fact that its been a whole year since he first met Pikachu,

  3. Rathial on December 30th, 2011 6:53 pm

    but… the 3rd movie came out in 2001 O_o so hes 21?

  4. BasketGT on December 30th, 2011 6:56 pm

    It's a simple explanation. He is as timeless as the Pokemon series.

  5. EliminatorZigma on December 30th, 2011 6:59 pm

    I was going to point out how calm she looks with her head exploding, but then I realized that's probably the most accurate expression when your brain is being torn to shreds by improbable logic.

  6. EonofAeon on December 30th, 2011 7:06 pm

    I want to upload this…but it would be admitting that something decent can be taken from….it with only slightly modified dialogue lines….

  7. Alpar on December 30th, 2011 7:09 pm

    Iris used Explosion!

  8. MorningMoon on December 30th, 2011 7:09 pm

    Don't even ask about Pikachu's level.

  9. BlurrySandwich on December 30th, 2011 7:10 pm

    What is the big deal with how old he is? Ash is 10 years old because the show is meant for 10-year-old kids. (Although you can never be too old for pokeomon). The show would lose it's child-like wonder if Ash grew up.

  10. Alpar on December 30th, 2011 7:11 pm

    Actually, judging by the change of voice and eyes through the years, I'd say he somehow magically went from 11 in the Pikachu movie, to 9 in the new season.

    Ash must be some human, Pokemon gene hybrid mutation. Evolution's going haywire in him.

  11. AngelAreku on December 30th, 2011 7:15 pm

    I think Pokemon is a pretty cool guy. Eh defies logic and doesnt afraid of anything.

  12. TomQuoVadis on December 30th, 2011 7:20 pm

    Bart Simpson has him beat.

  13. Immortal_Mook on December 30th, 2011 7:21 pm

    He swallowed an Everstone.

  14. pokemon_girl on December 30th, 2011 7:27 pm

    IT'S OVER 9,000!!!!!!!!!!

  15. NotB0b on December 30th, 2011 7:28 pm

    Obligatory, Are you a boy or a girl.

  16. BTSnoogans on December 30th, 2011 7:32 pm

    You might be taking this joke a bit too seriously.

  17. pokemon_girl on December 30th, 2011 7:41 pm

    They need to make a hardcore Pokemon anime like some of the manga for us who grew up with it, still love it, but hate the stupid ten year old jokes, and the fact that no one learns ANYTHING!

  18. The AntiVillain on December 30th, 2011 7:41 pm

    ash is part timelord

  19. BlurrySandwich on December 30th, 2011 7:57 pm

    Haha yeah I guess. It's just that I hear people complain about it sooo much. This comic was still funny though.

  20. SuperPinkiePie on December 30th, 2011 7:59 pm

    I was thinking the exact same thing.

  21. SuperPinkiePie on December 30th, 2011 8:00 pm

    I really hope he's taken his mother's advice and changed his underwear.

  22. Skrist on December 30th, 2011 8:31 pm

    I know what you stole Ash, and you probably should return it.
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  23. C__F on December 30th, 2011 8:31 pm

    So, how old does that make Gary?

  24. Skrist on December 30th, 2011 8:32 pm

    This is either a good description for pokemon, or exactly how the internet functions.

  25. John_Know_Doe on December 30th, 2011 8:39 pm

    he must of been -4 when he started traveling

  26. GeneralKamezara on December 30th, 2011 8:42 pm

    You know, I cracked the code to Pokemon's logic. But before I could put it on the web, Satoshi struck me down. I woke up moments later outside of my house in the snow, watching all my work burn along with my house. He threw my computer in the garbage can and I salvaged all the pieces.

  27. Drake148 on December 30th, 2011 8:42 pm

    And he always catch all his Pikachus.

  28. Discord on December 30th, 2011 8:55 pm

    Then I'll change the topic:

    The comic has been flipped because the Japanese is backwards. I thought the only people that did that were noobs on youtube thinking that flipping a movie would keep it from infringing copyright…

    Seriously, this amuses me more than the headasplode meme.

  29. MasterLuigi452 on December 30th, 2011 9:05 pm

    Fuck math.

  30. tinichu on December 30th, 2011 9:17 pm

    Overcome the impossible and kick reason to the curb!

  31. pokemon_girl on December 30th, 2011 9:22 pm

    Isn't he supposed to be the same age as Ash? But Ash…and he has a car..and actually matures and learns…but….*head explodes*

  32. gangler on December 30th, 2011 9:24 pm

    I do find it pretty entertaining the degree to which he's traveled without aging, even independent of the runtime of the show. Not like he's just walking directly from one side of a region to another. He gets in all the nooks and crannies. Works his way around the world in concentric circles.

  33. pokemon_girl on December 30th, 2011 9:24 pm

    Wait what? I am cunfuzzled. How does the internet function like this? I don't get it ?_?

  34. Mindlessinvalid on December 30th, 2011 9:25 pm

    Don't mention that atrocity.

    I live way too close to Forks to not want to kill myself every time someone reminds me that Stephanie Meyer did that.

    Please just don't.

    Twilight is a local mark of shame, and I don't want to be reminded it exists.

    Imagine the stigma Germany about talking about Nazis. You bring it up to any normal German and the general response is almost invariably "*sharp intake of breath* I really don't want to remember that that happened."

    Yeah, Stefailnie Meyterd is a taboo subject here. We'd like to imagine that she either never existed, or that she wasn't born, raised, and wrote twilight about the area nearby. (luckily I'm in a different county annex despite the annoying proximity)

    Now I'm depressed. Thank you for that *copious sarcasm*.

  35. gangler on December 30th, 2011 9:26 pm

    Gary is not bound by time. He is always everywhen.

  36. Mindlessinvalid on December 30th, 2011 9:28 pm

    Or…. we can say that he's got some weird shit going on with his biological clock. Like it either ticks very infrequently, or sometimes backwards really quickly. Because in pokemon, nothing makes sense on any level of scrutiny.

  37. Twilightdusk on December 30th, 2011 9:42 pm

    Stupid jokes and nobody learning anything.

  38. CosmicSkyscrapa on December 30th, 2011 9:46 pm

    Ash debunks everything I study for…

  39. Skrist on December 30th, 2011 10:02 pm

    Physics or intelligence?

  40. ibbolia on December 30th, 2011 10:17 pm


    …no seriously, they stop at 100. Even cheats stop at 255.

  41. Mindlessinvalid on December 30th, 2011 10:18 pm

    The internet is like buying a second hand parrot (not an ex-parrot) from a person with tourrette's syndrome.

    If you ponder this analogy, you'll see that it makes perfect sense in every way.

  42. ibbolia on December 30th, 2011 10:20 pm

    I think…and follow me on this one…Ash is a figment of Pikachu's imagination. The entirety of the show is a coping mechanism of the only human level intelligence Pokemon in existence as he deals with Professor Oak's experiments.

  43. PortalMan118 on December 30th, 2011 10:20 pm

    and Brock is still a massive pervert.

  44. EonofAeon on December 30th, 2011 10:32 pm

    Uh…I mean upvote….Wow I derpd hard there.

  45. AManWithACloak on December 30th, 2011 10:59 pm

    In other words…
    He catches ALL the Pikachus?

  46. TheTopHatKid on December 30th, 2011 11:06 pm

    *He must have been -4 when he started traveling.

  47. WheelMan1337 on December 30th, 2011 11:43 pm

    Creepiest poker face ever…
    I can forget about sleeping tonight. ._.'

  48. TheSpaceCore on December 30th, 2011 11:46 pm

    Cave Johnson here! So, lab boys have been experimenting with time manipulation on lab mice. Turns out time manipulation turns mice yellow, and big, and cause massive discharges of static electricity. Didn't see that one coming. Egg heads tell me it's not a good idea to keep a time distorting rodent around all our other experiments, so we've sealed the little guy up in a patented Aperture monster capsule and shipped him off to another lab FAAAAR away from here. It was a hell of a struggle getting him in there, I'll tell you what. But what's important is that dangerous creature is out of our hands and Aperture won't face any lawsuits for his creation. Remember, it's not our problem!
    Cave Johnson, we're done here.

  49. Ovahdrive on December 31st, 2011 12:05 am

    This is made in Japan right? Where 29-year olds are often portrayed as 8 year olds, and vice versa? I see no problem here.

  50. Zyxx on December 31st, 2011 12:08 am

    My theory was always that Ash has been severely electrocuted so often -- not to mention burned, frozen, lacerated and actually killed at least twice -- that his glands don't function properly anymore.

  51. SHODAK on December 31st, 2011 12:35 am

    But Timelords still age in their current form, it's just if they die/get too old they can regenerate.

  52. JesterJoe on December 31st, 2011 12:41 am

    He also has girls following him.

    …That's got something to do with age, right?

  53. JesterJoe on December 31st, 2011 12:43 am

    Pikachu clearly learned volt tackle.

  54. CriticalQuit on December 31st, 2011 12:48 am

    At least he's not a 100 year old virgin.

  55. CriticalQuit on December 31st, 2011 12:49 am

    20 years of being 10. Yup.

    To be fair, they have done episodes of him as an adult. More than you can say about Ash.

  56. Deep Thought on December 31st, 2011 1:05 am

    I seemed to have missed the reference.

    Educate me.

  57. Zink120 on December 31st, 2011 1:05 am

    Heh. First I felt left out that I didn't get the reference, and now I am very, very pleased ^____^

  58. TomQuoVadis on December 31st, 2011 1:35 am

    I have Mormon friends who were afraid to walk in the light of day after Twilight was published.

  59. MasterLuigi452 on December 31st, 2011 2:09 am

    The real question is…
    How old is Professor Oak?

  60. MasterLuigi452 on December 31st, 2011 2:09 am

    And virgin.

  61. Immortal_Mook on December 31st, 2011 2:12 am

    ….That's actually an awesome idea.

    A grizzled old Ash with a worn face cap.
    In the forest near Mt. Moon.
    Living in an old lodge.
    A few tombstones in the back yard….
    Dozens of Pikachus running around everywhere..

    Eh, i'd better leave it at that.

  62. Immortal_Mook on December 31st, 2011 2:13 am


  63. The AntiVillain on December 31st, 2011 2:22 am

    i thought timelords age slower
    remember when the master aged the doctor?

  64. BTSnoogans on December 31st, 2011 3:03 am

    And then gets rid of them all next season. Except for the Tauros. He doesn't get rid of them, he just leaves them with Prof. Oak. Oh, and Charizard. I believe the explanation for Charizard's absence was that he sent him off to dragon camp or some stupid crap like that that they explained in the third movie.

  65. dope92 on December 31st, 2011 3:41 am
  66. Jimmy on December 31st, 2011 3:48 am

    Yeah, but Charizard's BOSS now.

  67. Dash12345678 on December 31st, 2011 3:51 am

    There actually was an episode or two, I think sometime between gym 1 and 3 in the first Johto season that dealt with Ash dumping Charizard off in the Dragon camp thing.

  68. vash_ts on December 31st, 2011 4:34 am

    but it would get wonder for more grown ups, who still like pokemon, but got bored of the 10 year jokes…

  69. Dimomarg on December 31st, 2011 5:24 am

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    With apologies to David Tennant.

  70. Jimmy on December 31st, 2011 5:24 am

    Huh, those are pretty large. I guess you could say he swellowed a meowthful!!!

  71. Jimmy on December 31st, 2011 5:26 am

    If that's true, where's his Tardis?

  72. gangler on December 31st, 2011 5:37 am

    It's like no one explained that you're supposed to keep all but your six strongest in a box forever.

    Six Strongest of course meaning six dragonites.

  73. Oddwan on December 31st, 2011 6:07 am

    Good news! It's a suppository!

  74. CosmicSkyscrapa on December 31st, 2011 7:27 am

    Both T_T

  75. TeapotKing on December 31st, 2011 8:02 am

    That's the way team Gurrénmon rolls, right!?

  76. Redtroopa on December 31st, 2011 8:32 am

    And yet Pikachu still loses to level 5 Pokemon

  77. EonofAeon on December 31st, 2011 8:33 am

    Here is your hint for solving;
    ???????? Sparkle.

  78. GazzyW007 on December 31st, 2011 8:51 am


  79. GazzyW007 on December 31st, 2011 8:54 am

    I wouldn't be a fan of all three of these if I didn't post this:

  80. Sanyiel on December 31st, 2011 9:19 am

    That level 255 Charmander called Rubbish was the best ironically-named Pokemon that I ever had. Then it levelled up to level 6.

  81. Sanyiel on December 31st, 2011 9:21 am

    It's disguised as a Pokeball. He can't remember which one, though, which is why he's not actually done any time travelling.

  82. Drake148 on December 31st, 2011 9:55 am

    mmmmm… Ash not aging has only one meaning… he has FAIRY-GOD-PARENTS!!

  83. TomQuoVadis on December 31st, 2011 10:15 am

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  84. TomQuoVadis on December 31st, 2011 10:16 am

    That's…the most accurate analogy for the Internet I've ever heard.

  85. TheInsaneWombat on December 31st, 2011 10:44 am

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    This guy has been one for over a decade.

  86. Doctor Rover on December 31st, 2011 12:09 pm

    Makes me curious to what Professor Ivy did that had Brock traumatized of her name.

    We can always suggest this, but seeing how Brock was still at it after the fact we can assume it almost happened.

  87. ibbolia on December 31st, 2011 12:42 pm

    You could watch it in hardcore mode with the "Ash in a coma" theory.
    …now I'm depressed.

  88. AuraGuyChris on December 31st, 2011 12:55 pm

    You're all wrong.

    The Pokemon world is a massive hell hole of anti-aging people.

  89. KZN02 on December 31st, 2011 2:08 pm

    Well, at the very least he could have held it.

  90. Deep Thought on December 31st, 2011 2:30 pm

    Ah. You mean the book that Dracula burned while Wolfman shat on the ashes.

    Honestly, I think Victorian Literature needs to go lynch somebody.

  91. penguindude42 on December 31st, 2011 4:03 pm

    Totally not a rapist.

  92. pokemon_girl on December 31st, 2011 5:09 pm

    YAY, nice people on the internet not making fun of my stupidity of teh Internets! I love HALOLZ! 1+ and cake for everyone!

  93. ibbolia on December 31st, 2011 5:11 pm

    Stop, criminal scum!

  94. ibbolia on December 31st, 2011 5:13 pm

    Prof. Oak: There's a time and place for everything.

  95. pokemon_girl on December 31st, 2011 7:34 pm

    ~(O head_explode O)~

  96. truegentleman on January 1st, 2012 12:24 am

    Yes, he's 21. He was killed in one of the earlier episodes (1st season), only instead of coming back to life he apparently became a lich (pikachu's unused pokeball is probably his phylactery). He doesn't seem to realize it himself. He probably kills and enslaves anyone who points this fact out, turning them into his undead servants. No one knows what dark rituals they enact when they leave his company, but Ash needs to be funded somehow…

  97. Mindlessinvalid on January 1st, 2012 12:51 am

    Stephanie Meyer is a writer in the same way that shit from a chimpanzee fed exclusively Cacao beans is chocolate.

  98. VoiceFromCorner on January 1st, 2012 8:40 am

    This is why I stopped watching the show. Well, that and the intelligence reset.

  99. Halcreix on January 1st, 2012 3:24 pm

    In Soviet Pallet Town boys don't age while travelling, they just get younger.

  100. Black7Ninja on January 1st, 2012 5:22 pm

    Well played sir, well played

  101. werewolfsfury on January 1st, 2012 8:43 pm

    not in the physical sense anyway, but mentally is another thing all together

  102. JordanTH on January 3rd, 2012 2:07 am


  103. _XD on January 3rd, 2012 10:42 am

    The stuff that this guy makes is genius.
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  104. AManWithACloak on January 3rd, 2012 1:59 pm

    "Dragon Camp"?

  105. SonicsmyName on January 4th, 2012 6:11 am

    Of course!

  106. SonicsmyName on January 4th, 2012 6:12 am

    "Temple of Time, once you've collected the three royal treasures."

  107. SonicsmyName on January 4th, 2012 6:15 am

    And then jump back to…
    Back to one… My God… I've figured it out!
    Pikachu hits the 255 cap every season, hence his suckage later on! He falls back to level 1!!

  108. The AntiVillain on January 5th, 2012 12:40 pm

    the series started in 1997 so by that progression ash would be 13

  109. GetOutOfBox on January 12th, 2012 9:18 pm

    My head exploded the moment I considered the implications of Cave Johnson's letter :O

  110. GetOutOfBox on January 12th, 2012 9:19 pm

    The show states that time passes, but maintains that Ash is 10. It's just one of many continuity issues with the show.

  111. Spark Eletran on January 26th, 2012 6:23 pm

    No, he isn't. The start of Best Wishes CLEARLY states that Ash is 10-years old. Somehow.

  112. Bobby on January 29th, 2012 4:45 am

    I firmly believe there is a lost episode where Ash finds the Fountain of Youth

  113. Hong_Meiling on February 8th, 2012 6:08 pm

    Ash is the next Doctor. XD

  114. Hong_Meiling on February 8th, 2012 6:15 pm


  115. Bazinga on April 22nd, 2012 11:22 am

    Man seriously, come on Japan, even in there people have GOT to age one day.

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