Entire team is Eevee’s!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 28, 2011 · 11:46 AM 
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62 Responses to “Eevee Fortress”

  1. Mr Plen on December 28th, 2011 11:53 am

    BUT THEN WHO WAS PYRO?

  2. Discord on December 28th, 2011 11:57 am
  3. Virlunae on December 28th, 2011 11:57 am

    That is the meanest looking Flareon I have ever seen.

  4. Numberplay on December 28th, 2011 11:59 am

    The spyvee is Ditto, the real Eevee is Pyro.

  5. TehVortex on December 28th, 2011 12:03 pm

    We'll have to go deeper…

  6. Pringer X on December 28th, 2011 12:11 pm

    The Vaporeon should have been the heavy, since it has the largest HP stat by far.

    Also, the Pyro is secretly a Cyndaquil.

  7. Psycroc on December 28th, 2011 12:15 pm

    It looks like the person who made this actually thought about which Eevee evolution would be which person depending on stats and attributes of that pokemon

    Except Flareon.

    Because in Tf2 soldier class is actually useful

  8. Vabolo on December 28th, 2011 12:31 pm

    Oak: Are you a boy, or a girl?

  9. Lordshadow on December 28th, 2011 12:32 pm
  10. Vabolo on December 28th, 2011 12:33 pm

    What, Umbreon is the Demoman? It's just because he's Scottish, isn't it!

  11. C__F on December 28th, 2011 12:34 pm

    "You yellow-bellied maggots call that 'having moves'!? Let a real warrior show you how it's done!"

  12. C__F on December 28th, 2011 12:42 pm

    "Feelin's? You know who has a lot of feelin's? Fighting types what bludgeon their foes to death with a Fist Plate.
    Professionals have Calm Mind.
    Be Psychic. Be Synchronized. Have a plan to faint everyone you meet."

  13. Methusael86 on December 28th, 2011 12:47 pm

    Eevee’s sapping my Sentret!

  14. Icesickle97 on December 28th, 2011 1:14 pm

    Wow, I thought you were about to go Captain Falcon for a moment.
    I wouldn't have minded, but seeing useful Flareon when talking about moves was kind of surprising.

  15. Deep Thought on December 28th, 2011 1:15 pm

    That would be Ulsteron.

    Oh dear god, an Irish Pokemon

    <img src="http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ5KQr4u6zdaHH1KuPys5dwlZwrp15M1mREcapf6ykHhGRw_7ET_Q"&gt;

  16. Psycroc on December 28th, 2011 1:17 pm

    The keyword in that submission is "Somewhat"

  17. Icesickle97 on December 28th, 2011 1:20 pm

    No, no, no, you need to add the drunken slur: "It'sh jusht becuash I'm Shcottish, ishn't it!?"

  18. Rexxmech on December 28th, 2011 1:28 pm

    "Grass types have overgrow, flying types can fly, shines sparkle, and 'Mon, I I have volt absorb . If you you use thunderbolt and i use thunderbolt, you'd be f****** fainted!

  19. Mindlessinvalid on December 28th, 2011 2:12 pm

    Umbreon: All ya dandies (an actual trainer type as of gen IV) prancin abewt wit yer bags full of great balls! Not one of you is gonna ENDURE this!

    Jolteon: I love my pokeball!

    Leafeon; Oops~! That was not full restore!

    Vaporeon: Eevee sappin mah substitute!

    Espeon: Thanks for falling asleep, wanker!

    Glaceon: What's that Poffin? Faint them all? Good IDEA!

    Flareon (soldier): And any time a group of pokemon were standing around in one place it was called A SAFARI! Unless it's daycare!

    Flareon (Pyro): HUDDA HUDDA HAA!

    Eevee: My trainer is sleeping with your mother!

  20. Caelun_Niveus on December 28th, 2011 2:13 pm

    I personally have to give props to Eevee as spy, changing into all it's evolutions. I would assume most would have just put the stealthy Umbreon there instead.

    I don't actually get Glaceon though…. or Vaporeon…

  21. Mindlessinvalid on December 28th, 2011 2:20 pm

    In 09, most of Russia had such a horrible blizzard that you needed to jump from a ten story building to kill yourself because the drifts came up to the sill of the 5th story windows in some areas. While cold of THAT magnitude was rare, a good hyperbole is that in the winter, russians huddle against ICE to keep warm.

    Also, most Ice attacks in pokemon follow the principle of Moar Dakka.

    Vaporeon was an annoyer pokemon, set up camp and let your enemies kill themselves. An example is a Crobat with Double Team, Will-o-Wisp, Toxic Barb, and Reflect. Status Effect, raise your evasion and defense, wait it out.

  22. Mindlessinvalid on December 28th, 2011 2:26 pm

    Dude we Scotts are awesome. I got conscripted into the Faerie Queen's guard, set to guard a magic garden, got a Scottish noble's fiancé pregnant by TALKING to her, then when the woman came back to kidnap me, I did an impression of a Ditto before taking a bath in the Scottish noble's well (and relieving myself in it too) and eloping with the woman who kidnapped me.

  23. TomQuoVadis on December 28th, 2011 2:55 pm

    And here I thought they'd done every possible Team Fortress adaption.

  24. CriticalQuit on December 28th, 2011 3:07 pm

    only 8 total in the Eevee line… disguise the last one using Pyro.

    Clever. And epic. I approve of this.

  25. Uzumakiclan43 on December 28th, 2011 3:07 pm

    I always knew that the Soldier had a hot temper, but this is ridiculous.

  26. Wetmang on December 28th, 2011 3:32 pm

    Deeper than the depthiest of deepynessnessnessnessness…

  27. AManWithACloak on December 28th, 2011 4:00 pm

    I said the same thing when I found this on FA.

  28. AManWithACloak on December 28th, 2011 4:01 pm

    FurAffinity has the best crossovers.

  29. The AntiVillain on December 28th, 2011 4:10 pm

    eevee is doing your mother it is both adorable and shocking

  30. TheInsaneWombat on December 28th, 2011 4:22 pm

    Eevee is credit to team!

    Also who is the cheating bastard with nine pokemon on his team?

  31. Mindlessinvalid on December 28th, 2011 4:27 pm

    Fun fact: The summer of 2010 had the hottest summer Russia ever had. It was so blazing that it was like California. The good weather was so foreign to them, that a good number of them ended up getting injured from doing stupid shit like holding a bikini dance party on a glacier (or some other large ice formation).

    '09: Have the largest blizzard ever foil suicide by jumping attempts.

    '10: Have the hottest summer that region had ever seen, fall off of large ice formations while celebrating.

  32. ReploidArmada on December 28th, 2011 4:33 pm

    The same guy who has 10 Kanto badges:

    GARY M'F'IN OAK

  33. Mindlessinvalid on December 28th, 2011 4:33 pm

    Someone who figured out that there's actually a toggle on your PC storage account that disables auto storage. It turns out there was no law about having more than 6 pokemon on a team, just that common sense is the rarest skill in the Pokemon world.

  34. SpaghettiWeegee on December 28th, 2011 4:47 pm

    Easy way to determine the Pyro's gender now, though. Just engage it in battle! It'll show up on Pyro's HP bar.

    You could also drop it off at the daycare and see if it could breed with any of the other Eevees, but… Why fill your head with such images?

  35. Sir_Nox on December 28th, 2011 4:51 pm

    That's an insult to both Soldier and Pyro.

    Flareon has no good attacks.

  36. GenCasar on December 28th, 2011 5:47 pm

    You know how some Pokemon apparently DO have a gender, but it's just so obscure that you can't tell whether it's a male or female regardless?

    Kinda like that.

  37. MasterLuigi452 on December 28th, 2011 6:09 pm

    Evolve…
    Eevee?

  38. TheInsaneWombat on December 28th, 2011 6:10 pm

    Classic pyro has no good attacks.

  39. Mindlessinvalid on December 28th, 2011 7:27 pm

    Who thumbed this down? This is the best comment!

  40. SonicsmyName on December 28th, 2011 9:37 pm

    <img src="http://images.wikia.com/earthbound/images/5/51/BossGiygas.png&quot; /img>
    Ness Ness Ness Ness NESS NESS NESS NESS NESS NESS NESS!

  41. John_Know_Doe on December 28th, 2011 9:50 pm

    I get the ditto part but why is Evee a pyro

  42. SHODAK on December 28th, 2011 10:19 pm

    Yeah, and the total lack of hats shows we're dealing with the vanilla version.

  43. CNightmare072 on December 28th, 2011 10:27 pm

    So…Spyvee can become either:
    Scouteon -- Max out its speed
    Solleon -- Crocket Stone
    Pyreon -- ???
    Demomeon(?) -- Sticky Stone
    Heaveon -- Max out HP
    Engieon -- Sentry stone
    Snipeon -- Learns Jarate by level
    Medieon -- Uber Stone

  44. CNightmare072 on December 28th, 2011 10:34 pm

    "If ember is sure to result in a burn then you must EMBER!"
    Charizard said that, and I'd say he knows a leetle more about Fire than you do pal, because he invented it! And then he perfected it so that no pokemon could best him in a battle.

  45. CNightmare072 on December 28th, 2011 10:46 pm

    Vaporeon is a very tank-y pokemon. Its main strategy is a counter one, made to mess up teams but not necessarily win (like Sentrys), and Wish/Leftovers give for healing options (like a Dispenser). On rare occasion you'll see one use some stat moves & Baton Pass (Teleporter) out of there.

    I think Jolt/Scout & Umbra/Demoman are the best.

  46. Iveechan on December 28th, 2011 11:17 pm

    Holy crap.

    Regarding Flareon/Soldier: Flare has the highest attack and Soldier is aggressive.

    Regarding Glaceon as Heavy instead of Vaporeon: really because of Russia being cold, and Glaceon’s head dealies made me think of the Tough Guy’s Toque. Also a girly-looking Glaceon with Heavy’s voice and mannerisms amused me. I do admit that Vaporeon would have fit Heavy better, oh well.

    Thanks for liking this!

  47. AManWithACloak on December 29th, 2011 12:25 am

    Pyro used W + M1!
    It's Super Noobish!

  48. AManWithACloak on December 29th, 2011 12:27 am

    "4 Caterpie?
    THIS IS THE BEST TEAM EVAR!"

  49. AManWithACloak on December 29th, 2011 12:28 am

    *facepalm*
    In Soviet Russia, party is hard on you!

  50. Mindlessinvalid on December 29th, 2011 1:24 am

    Type diversity? BLASPHEMY! I will pick my pokemon on superficial grounds, or cripple myself by overspecializing, then QQ when someone with an actual team owns me.

    Type coverage? what's that? You mean to tell me, that if I have one pokemon each for the core type groups, that I'll win more fights?

    Psh… yeah right, when charizards fly…

    wait… they can do that?

    lolwut?

  51. Mindlessinvalid on December 29th, 2011 1:25 am

    May I borrow your pokegear?This is Jolteon! The Kanto region makes me cry!

  52. Lordshadow on December 29th, 2011 4:13 am

    On a related note, most trainers these days seem to keep four snipeons a scouteon and a spyeon and nothing else. God damn F2P trianers.

  53. tstriker1 on December 29th, 2011 11:11 am

    You, my good sir, are a masterful replier. Some many +1 you deserve.

  54. Ragnellrok on December 29th, 2011 11:30 am

    Somebody is bound to make this an actual real life mod for TF2….. Oh dear god…. What have we done?!

  55. werewolfsfury on December 29th, 2011 12:55 pm

    the secret dragon eeveelutoin?

  56. SuperPinkiePie on December 29th, 2011 6:49 pm

    Does this mean that Valve will have to make new characters each time an Eeveelution comes out?
    <img src="http://troll.me/images/ancient-aliens-guy/i-dont-care-what-you-say-my-logic-is-flawless.jpg&quot; alt="some_text"/>

  57. Zyquux on December 30th, 2011 5:04 am

    I think that last line would be better as,

    "If you were bred where I was bred, you'd be f**kin' fainted!"

    Good job, either way.

  58. FrEEz on January 1st, 2012 6:15 am

    After all of those pony crossovers, this is actually quite refreshing and well made. Does it make total sense? No, but still interesting to see.

  59. penguindude42 on January 1st, 2012 11:45 am

    UNLESS IT'S A RANCH

  60. penguindude42 on January 1st, 2012 11:52 am

    ARE YOU A BOY OR A GIRL?

  61. AManWithACloak on January 3rd, 2012 1:55 pm

    I don't bother with that core type nonsense.
    I just build a team that doesn't share one big gaping weakness and go with it.
    EDIT: Also, read that in Soldiers voice.

  62. ZephyrX9 on August 12th, 2012 12:55 am

    And this is part of why I love Jolteon.

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