Entire team is Eevee’s!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 28, 2011 · 11:46 AM
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BUT THEN WHO WAS PYRO?
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That is the meanest looking Flareon I have ever seen.
The spyvee is Ditto, the real Eevee is Pyro.
We'll have to go deeper…
The Vaporeon should have been the heavy, since it has the largest HP stat by far.
Also, the Pyro is secretly a Cyndaquil.
It looks like the person who made this actually thought about which Eevee evolution would be which person depending on stats and attributes of that pokemon
Except Flareon.
Because in Tf2 soldier class is actually useful
Oak: Are you a boy, or a girl?
But Flareon IS useful. http://www.halolz.com/2011/09/21/flareon-is-now-s…
What, Umbreon is the Demoman? It's just because he's Scottish, isn't it!
"You yellow-bellied maggots call that 'having moves'!? Let a real warrior show you how it's done!"
"Feelin's? You know who has a lot of feelin's? Fighting types what bludgeon their foes to death with a Fist Plate.
Professionals have Calm Mind.
Be Psychic. Be Synchronized. Have a plan to faint everyone you meet."
Eevee’s sapping my Sentret!
Wow, I thought you were about to go Captain Falcon for a moment.
I wouldn't have minded, but seeing useful Flareon when talking about moves was kind of surprising.
That would be Ulsteron.
Oh dear god, an Irish Pokemon
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The keyword in that submission is "Somewhat"
No, no, no, you need to add the drunken slur: "It'sh jusht becuash I'm Shcottish, ishn't it!?"
"Grass types have overgrow, flying types can fly, shines sparkle, and 'Mon, I I have volt absorb . If you you use thunderbolt and i use thunderbolt, you'd be f****** fainted!
Umbreon: All ya dandies (an actual trainer type as of gen IV) prancin abewt wit yer bags full of great balls! Not one of you is gonna ENDURE this!
Jolteon: I love my pokeball!
Leafeon; Oops~! That was not full restore!
Vaporeon: Eevee sappin mah substitute!
Espeon: Thanks for falling asleep, wanker!
Glaceon: What's that Poffin? Faint them all? Good IDEA!
Flareon (soldier): And any time a group of pokemon were standing around in one place it was called A SAFARI! Unless it's daycare!
Flareon (Pyro): HUDDA HUDDA HAA!
Eevee: My trainer is sleeping with your mother!
I personally have to give props to Eevee as spy, changing into all it's evolutions. I would assume most would have just put the stealthy Umbreon there instead.
I don't actually get Glaceon though…. or Vaporeon…
In 09, most of Russia had such a horrible blizzard that you needed to jump from a ten story building to kill yourself because the drifts came up to the sill of the 5th story windows in some areas. While cold of THAT magnitude was rare, a good hyperbole is that in the winter, russians huddle against ICE to keep warm.
Also, most Ice attacks in pokemon follow the principle of Moar Dakka.
Vaporeon was an annoyer pokemon, set up camp and let your enemies kill themselves. An example is a Crobat with Double Team, Will-o-Wisp, Toxic Barb, and Reflect. Status Effect, raise your evasion and defense, wait it out.
Dude we Scotts are awesome. I got conscripted into the Faerie Queen's guard, set to guard a magic garden, got a Scottish noble's fiancé pregnant by TALKING to her, then when the woman came back to kidnap me, I did an impression of a Ditto before taking a bath in the Scottish noble's well (and relieving myself in it too) and eloping with the woman who kidnapped me.
And here I thought they'd done every possible Team Fortress adaption.
only 8 total in the Eevee line… disguise the last one using Pyro.
Clever. And epic. I approve of this.
I always knew that the Soldier had a hot temper, but this is ridiculous.
Deeper than the depthiest of deepynessnessnessnessness…
I said the same thing when I found this on FA.
FurAffinity has the best crossovers.
eevee is doing your mother it is both adorable and shocking
Eevee is credit to team!
Also who is the cheating bastard with nine pokemon on his team?
Fun fact: The summer of 2010 had the hottest summer Russia ever had. It was so blazing that it was like California. The good weather was so foreign to them, that a good number of them ended up getting injured from doing stupid shit like holding a bikini dance party on a glacier (or some other large ice formation).
'09: Have the largest blizzard ever foil suicide by jumping attempts.
'10: Have the hottest summer that region had ever seen, fall off of large ice formations while celebrating.
The same guy who has 10 Kanto badges:
GARY M'F'IN OAK
Someone who figured out that there's actually a toggle on your PC storage account that disables auto storage. It turns out there was no law about having more than 6 pokemon on a team, just that common sense is the rarest skill in the Pokemon world.
Easy way to determine the Pyro's gender now, though. Just engage it in battle! It'll show up on Pyro's HP bar.
You could also drop it off at the daycare and see if it could breed with any of the other Eevees, but… Why fill your head with such images?
That's an insult to both Soldier and Pyro.
Flareon has no good attacks.
You know how some Pokemon apparently DO have a gender, but it's just so obscure that you can't tell whether it's a male or female regardless?
Kinda like that.
Evolve…
Eevee?
Classic pyro has no good attacks.
Who thumbed this down? This is the best comment!
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Ness Ness Ness Ness NESS NESS NESS NESS NESS NESS NESS!
I get the ditto part but why is Evee a pyro
Yeah, and the total lack of hats shows we're dealing with the vanilla version.
So…Spyvee can become either:
Scouteon -- Max out its speed
Solleon -- Crocket Stone
Pyreon -- ???
Demomeon(?) -- Sticky Stone
Heaveon -- Max out HP
Engieon -- Sentry stone
Snipeon -- Learns Jarate by level
Medieon -- Uber Stone
"If ember is sure to result in a burn then you must EMBER!"
Charizard said that, and I'd say he knows a leetle more about Fire than you do pal, because he invented it! And then he perfected it so that no pokemon could best him in a battle.
Vaporeon is a very tank-y pokemon. Its main strategy is a counter one, made to mess up teams but not necessarily win (like Sentrys), and Wish/Leftovers give for healing options (like a Dispenser). On rare occasion you'll see one use some stat moves & Baton Pass (Teleporter) out of there.
I think Jolt/Scout & Umbra/Demoman are the best.
Holy crap.
Regarding Flareon/Soldier: Flare has the highest attack and Soldier is aggressive.
Regarding Glaceon as Heavy instead of Vaporeon: really because of Russia being cold, and Glaceon’s head dealies made me think of the Tough Guy’s Toque. Also a girly-looking Glaceon with Heavy’s voice and mannerisms amused me. I do admit that Vaporeon would have fit Heavy better, oh well.
Thanks for liking this!
Pyro used W + M1!
It's Super Noobish!
"4 Caterpie?
THIS IS THE BEST TEAM EVAR!"
*facepalm*
In Soviet Russia, party is hard on you!
Type diversity? BLASPHEMY! I will pick my pokemon on superficial grounds, or cripple myself by overspecializing, then QQ when someone with an actual team owns me.
Type coverage? what's that? You mean to tell me, that if I have one pokemon each for the core type groups, that I'll win more fights?
Psh… yeah right, when charizards fly…
wait… they can do that?
lolwut?
May I borrow your pokegear?This is Jolteon! The Kanto region makes me cry!
On a related note, most trainers these days seem to keep four snipeons a scouteon and a spyeon and nothing else. God damn F2P trianers.
You, my good sir, are a masterful replier. Some many +1 you deserve.
Somebody is bound to make this an actual real life mod for TF2….. Oh dear god…. What have we done?!
the secret dragon eeveelutoin?
Does this mean that Valve will have to make new characters each time an Eeveelution comes out?
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I think that last line would be better as,
"If you were bred where I was bred, you'd be f**kin' fainted!"
Good job, either way.
After all of those pony crossovers, this is actually quite refreshing and well made. Does it make total sense? No, but still interesting to see.
UNLESS IT'S A RANCH
ARE YOU A BOY OR A GIRL?
I don't bother with that core type nonsense.
I just build a team that doesn't share one big gaping weakness and go with it.
EDIT: Also, read that in Soldiers voice.
And this is part of why I love Jolteon.