Arrow to the knee, you say? I took a missle to the face

Arrow to the knee? Missile to the face? BITCH, PLEASE I took a nuke to the EVERYTHING

I swore I wasn’t going to post any “arrow to the knee” stuff… but with these two mocking those whiners I just couldn’t help it.
By , xtremeradness and FraggotMan respectively

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 16, 2011 · 12:36 PM 
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Bethesda, BioWare, Fallout, Mass Effect, PC, Playstation, The Elder Scrolls, Weak Points, Xbox 360

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75 Responses to “Arrow to the knee, you say?”

  1. Wetmang on December 16th, 2011 12:42 pm

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  2. Drake148 on December 16th, 2011 12:44 pm

    Did anyone saw another post that magically disappeared? about a VG award to characters?

  3. CriticalQuit on December 16th, 2011 12:47 pm

    Bethesda always wins.

  4. MasterLuigi452 on December 16th, 2011 1:12 pm

    I don't know which meme is worse…
    This, or Kratos.

  5. spplmj on December 16th, 2011 1:36 pm

    I used to think X to the Y jokes were funny

    back when they were a boot to the head.

  6. TCC on December 16th, 2011 1:43 pm
  7. HughbertEsq on December 16th, 2011 1:45 pm

    And then Saxton Hale came along and gave me a non-existence to my existence

  8. bravobuster on December 16th, 2011 1:47 pm

    No kill like overkill.

  9. AngelAreku on December 16th, 2011 2:00 pm

    (I probably shouldn't milk an old post of mine, but… I like it, so deal with it (luckily, my picture doubles as a deal with it pic).)

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    Sun-Tzu probably can't relate to these guys, but I could always say he might have taken some gunpowder to the knee once. Of course, you couldn't trust me. I don't know balls about Chinese history.

  10. Ice_Cold_Water on December 16th, 2011 2:13 pm

    I don't always survive nuclear holocausts, but when I do, I'm smart enough to stay in a vault.

    Also, CHRISTMAS!! :D
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  11. mrshinyobject on December 16th, 2011 2:26 pm

    Garrus didn't take a missile to the face, he took a helicopter minigun to the face.

  12. Senor_Pantalones on December 16th, 2011 2:55 pm

    Okay I want to know… Who the hell is firing all these arrows!?

  13. Deep Thought on December 16th, 2011 3:00 pm

    …Boot to the Head…

  14. GanjalfTheGreen on December 16th, 2011 3:11 pm

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    To shreds, you say?

  15. AManWithACloak on December 16th, 2011 3:51 pm

    I used to be a soldier of the three kingdoms.
    Then I took an arrow to the eye.
    Now I'm a hero of the three kingdoms with an eyepatch.
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  16. Trainer_Black on December 16th, 2011 3:58 pm

    He took a missile to the face, and was still sexy enough to get laid by commander Shepard. He wins.

  17. Peterdivine on December 16th, 2011 4:00 pm

    Note #1: Be sure to pour skill points into "knee surgery" when playing Skyrim.
    Note #2: If "knee surgery" hasn't been invented yet (WTF Why not?) look into guard jobs should the inevitable occur.

  18. TheArrived on December 16th, 2011 4:02 pm

    The other day I was out adventuring as usual.
    I climbed to the top of some mountains.
    I killed a couple dragons.
    I explored a few ruins.
    I found uncountable treasures guarded by a plethora of traps.
    I wandered in to a bandit camp.



    Arrows everywhere.

    It was horrible.

  19. Skrist on December 16th, 2011 4:22 pm

    So they can no longer be adventurers like us because they took arrows to the knee. But they can STAND around all day long and protect the villages from the likes of US?
    Damn, these guards are the greatest scam artists that have ever lived!

  20. Alpar on December 16th, 2011 4:56 pm

    I appreciate the sole fact that there was a Gameboy that survived a nuke to everything too.

    Arrows to knees are smalltime.

  21. Lord Science on December 16th, 2011 5:13 pm

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    Kanpire is sick of this "arrow to the knee" bullshit.

    And hipsters
    (yes I am on a Homestuck posting binge)

  22. _XD on December 16th, 2011 6:06 pm

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  23. ProfessorLuigi on December 16th, 2011 7:27 pm

    I hope it's the cable sort of link.
    2-player is fun!

  24. Alpar on December 16th, 2011 8:48 pm


    Bomb, nuke, same difference. Important thing? It still works perfectly.

  25. Caizic on December 17th, 2011 12:18 am

    Who is shooting all these arrows into peoples knees? Is there a serial arrow-knee shooter roaming Skyrim? Clearly there is a mystery aknee!

  26. SuperPinkiePie on December 17th, 2011 12:46 am

    I used to be original. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

  27. ZephyrX9 on December 17th, 2011 11:59 am

    Chewbacca: WROOOONNNK!*
    *Translation: I took a FUCKING planet to the face! Suck it!

  28. John_Know_Doe on December 17th, 2011 6:19 pm

    I took an arrow to the knee, missile to the face, and a nuke to everything and I look fin. until I got infect with the zombie virus.

  29. Ez nem on January 24th, 2012 3:39 pm

    What? That's not true, I'm pretty sure the ghouls are only suffering from severe radiation poisonning

  30. Noson on February 24th, 2012 2:57 am

    Godfrey of Ibelin fought for two days with an arrow in his testicles.

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