Ho ho ho! Heavy Claus is coming to town!
He’s here do deliver crates to all the good little boys and girls (and Pyros)!
*Crate keys sold separately
An informal commission created for us by Sadface!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 15, 2011 · 2:39 PM
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Come, let us quote our favorite Christmas spirit -- Chris Krinkels!
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/494683
“Entire team is naughty!”
“Coal is perfect fuel for killing naughty children!”
“I, am Heavy Santa Claus; and this… *grabs a chunk of coal*… is my weapon.”
“Oh my god… Who touched cookies? Alright… WHO TOUCHED MY SNACKS!?”
“ELVES ARE CREDIT TO TEAM!!”
#Crashing through the base,
In a one man open sleigh,
Killing as we go,
Laughing all the way!#
And if you stay up late enough, you can hear soldier rocket jumping across the Christmas sky.
*BOOM* "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" *CRACK* "MEDIC!"
Heavy Santa's face looks like Brental Floss (in his comic http://brentalfloss.com/comic2.cfm)
I guess you could say that the Soldier is carrying the team…
Up on KotH_Harvest, Heavy's sick
Here comes good 'ol Me-e-dic,
Down through the point with lots of saws,
All for the little dumpkofs.
Hoo hoo hoo, who would've knew?
Hoo hoo hoo, who would've kne-e-ew?
Up on KotH_Harvest, click click click
Out with some ubers with 'ol Medic!
All I know is that if I got a bucket hat for Christmas, I'd be pissed.
"Mush you lazy bums!"
Soldier won't let those robots take American teeth pulling jobs!!
Soldier does the same thing for his taxi service. Nothing new.
Well kids, I hope you've been good this year; 'cause it looks like Santa just took out the Pearson home.
INCOMING!!
*Looks at Snowman*
…THAT STICK IS A SPY.
So, I'm guessing the Demoman is the holiday (everyday) drunk?
"If being jolly is sure to result in victory, then you must jiggle like a bowl full of jelly" Santa said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about being jolly than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that nobody could best him at the North Pole! Then he used his money to buy two of every gift on earth. And then he herded them onto a sled, and then he delivered the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of gifts are together in one place it's called a Birthday Party! Unless it's Hannukah!"
Bringing good cheer to 2Fort, one frag at a time.
PULL TINY SLEIGH!
Pyro, why aren't you spy-checking?
SON I AM DISAPPOINT.
Edit: In other news, Evony seems to have returned as "Call of Roma", as the ads are almost exactly the same.
Heavy Claus
Giving all children presents for being good.
and by "presents" I mean hats, by "children" I mean non-f2p players, and by "being good" I mean random drops.
Still wondering what the point of the "zoom" option is…
You know, the only hat they haven't released in TF2 is Santa's hat. Right?
I am Sadface. And I approve this message.
I actually enjoy the little details that were put into this, snowflake patches on their clothes, the candy cane bullet clip on the heavy and the bells seem to do a nice little touch to this as well.
Bravo Sadface, you impress me once again.
Hmm. I wonder what the announcer thinks of this? WAIT, NO SANTA, IT'S A TRAP
"Alert, the bomb has almost reached little Timmy's bedroom! *Crazy laugh that shows she get off on that kinda stuff*
I hope Heavy Clause have Mann Co. Key for this Christmas…
Start fires.
Get on naughty list.
Get coal in stocking.
Use coal to start even more fires.
<img src="http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/0/02/HolidayPyroCoal.jpg">
THE PYRO HAS CRACKED THE SYSTEM.
Talk about role reversal; Heavy Claus could use the Disciplinary Action on his Soldier deer.
Sniper is the Grinch.