Ho ho ho! Heavy Claus is coming to town!
He’s here do deliver crates to all the good little boys and girls (and Pyros)!
*Crate keys sold separately
An informal commission created for us by Sadface!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 15, 2011 · 2:39 PM
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Come, let us quote our favorite Christmas spirit -- Chris Krinkels!
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/494683
“Entire team is naughty!”
“Coal is perfect fuel for killing naughty children!”
“I, am Heavy Santa Claus; and this… *grabs a chunk of coal*… is my weapon.”
“Oh my god… Who touched cookies? Alright… WHO TOUCHED MY SNACKS!?”
“ELVES ARE CREDIT TO TEAM!!”
#Crashing through the base,
In a one man open sleigh,
Killing as we go,
Laughing all the way!#
And if you stay up late enough, you can hear soldier rocket jumping across the Christmas sky.
*BOOM* "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" *CRACK* "MEDIC!"
Heavy Santa's face looks like Brental Floss (in his comic http://brentalfloss.com/comic2.cfm)
I guess you could say that the Soldier is carrying the team…
Up on KotH_Harvest, Heavy's sick
Here comes good 'ol Me-e-dic,
Down through the point with lots of saws,
All for the little dumpkofs.
Hoo hoo hoo, who would've knew?
Hoo hoo hoo, who would've kne-e-ew?
Up on KotH_Harvest, click click click
Out with some ubers with 'ol Medic!
All I know is that if I got a bucket hat for Christmas, I'd be pissed.
"Mush you lazy bums!"
Don't worry you already got the greatest gift of all: Not being abducted. We were talking about Australian Christmas right?
Soldier won't let those robots take American teeth pulling jobs!!
Soldier does the same thing for his taxi service. Nothing new.
Well kids, I hope you've been good this year; 'cause it looks like Santa just took out the Pearson home.
INCOMING!!
*Looks at Snowman*
…THAT STICK IS A SPY.
Kill it with fire!
Everyone knows sticks burn well.
So, I'm guessing the Demoman is the holiday (everyday) drunk?
"If being jolly is sure to result in victory, then you must jiggle like a bowl full of jelly" Santa said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about being jolly than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that nobody could best him at the North Pole! Then he used his money to buy two of every gift on earth. And then he herded them onto a sled, and then he delivered the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of gifts are together in one place it's called a Birthday Party! Unless it's Hannukah!"
Bringing good cheer to 2Fort, one frag at a time.
I do believe I'm on fire.
PULL TINY SLEIGH!
Pyro, why aren't you spy-checking?
SON I AM DISAPPOINT.
Edit: In other news, Evony seems to have returned as "Call of Roma", as the ads are almost exactly the same.
Heavy Claus
Giving all children presents for being good.
and by "presents" I mean hats, by "children" I mean non-f2p players, and by "being good" I mean random drops.
Not even a spy is willing to cross the Interreligious Patron Saint of Australian Christmas.
Still wondering what the point of the "zoom" option is…
They also float on water.
Henceforth, the snowman is also a witch.
CRY SOME MORE!
Crits on rockets sting
Gibbing left and right
What fun it is to laugh and sing
A slaying song tonight
Oh, sticky bombs, sticky bombs,
Capping all the way
Oh, what fun it is to stab
A back that's turned away
Sticky bombs, sticky bombs,
Capping all the way
Oh, what fun it is to burn
The spy that got awaaaaaaaay~
*Medic too busy charging Heavy Claus to notice*
You know, the only hat they haven't released in TF2 is Santa's hat. Right?
I am Sadface. And I approve this message.
I actually enjoy the little details that were put into this, snowflake patches on their clothes, the candy cane bullet clip on the heavy and the bells seem to do a nice little touch to this as well.
Bravo Sadface, you impress me once again.
Hmm. I wonder what the announcer thinks of this? WAIT, NO SANTA, IT'S A TRAP
"Alert, the bomb has almost reached little Timmy's bedroom! *Crazy laugh that shows she get off on that kinda stuff*
I hope Heavy Clause have Mann Co. Key for this Christmas…
Hey man, F2Players should get hats like any other player. Players are players, no matter when or how they joined the game, and we shouldn't shun a group that helped revive TF2's old blood, we should welcome it, and shun the asshats that give them a bad rep.
(Should there be an asshat hat for trolls? Nah, it would only encourage them)
After all, if you were offered TF2 for free back in 2007, wouldn't you have jumped on the occasion?
So I say that we should all get to hope to have hat drops via the item drop system, and all be disappointed when we realize we most probably won't.
Start fires.
Get on naughty list.
Get coal in stocking.
Use coal to start even more fires.
<img src="http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/0/02/HolidayPyroCoal.jpg">
THE PYRO HAS CRACKED THE SYSTEM.
The only reason I dislike F2P's is valve's inane decision to not let them trade! It annoys me to no end!
That hat is Hale's.
If you want it, you'll have to take it off his head
Think you can do it?
Talk about role reversal; Heavy Claus could use the Disciplinary Action on his Soldier deer.
There was only a little bit of ammo left in the Backburner, but the Spy burned for eight whole days!
no you got it wrong, when he's on the NICE list he get's coal, when he's on the naughty list is when he get's hats he can't even wear.
Jane Doe the RED Team Soldier
Had A Rather Festive Tree
And if you tried to steal it
You'd get bullets in the knee.
(Sorry, I needed a ryhme. We can't all be BrentalFloss.)
Which he/she/it trades for much, much more coal than he would receive if he/she/it was good in the first place.
I've gotta agree with you on that one, except that it also stops us from creating multiple accounts and idling them for trading with ourselves in full impunity.
But if your F2P friends just buy a hat from the Mann Co. store for 5$, they get full premium account priviledges. Five bucks is less than the twenty-or-more we originally payed, right?
But it's one of those very common hat's that everyone has so nobody wants to trade with him/her/it
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<img src="http://www.licklibrary.com/images/news/Daltrey.jpg" /img>
Let's build a bridge out of 'im!
Well, then all he/she/it has to do is throw in one of the excessive pronouns we keep using to refer to him/her/it.
<img src="http://fc07.deviantart.com/fs26/f/2008/100/c/6/Penny_Arcade___Mr__Period_by_amberneely.png" /img>
Who doesn't like pronouns?
Unless math became obsolete a while ago, then these allegations are true.
I just dislike how their way of putting money on accounts sometimes misfunctions.
<img src="http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/1992/backslashohgod.png" /img>
Backslash doesn't like them a whole lot.
*malfunctions
/I am happyface. \
\And I approve this message/
V
:D
That's why I stay naughty every year.
I love fire. C:
Sniper is the Grinch.
I'm F2P and I get random drops all the time. I was overjoyed when my Degreaser first came to me. It was like Christmas in the Summer!
*Demoman laughs*
What other kind is there? :D
*pyro proceeds to burn everything except the fire place*
"mmph mphhmmm mmmmph"
which he burns with fire