Better explore the world fast… I don’t think time is going to reset when that moon hits.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 29, 2011 · 4:51 PM
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I prefer the Death Star Mod.
http://bit.ly/tw6MB0
Holy shit, What is this
posted by Shawn Handyside,
Do my eyes, tell me lies,
A new post in Halolz?
Time in nigh, I must fly,
To go, rate and comment,
Goodbye Ma, Goodbye Pa, ……
You've met a terrible fate, haven't you?
Borris: An evil moon meteor? Bitch, I'm a horse!
It's a trap!
*Stocks up on health potions* I'm ready for the MAXIMUM AMOUNT OF DRAGON SOULS!
look at that horse, that horse is amazing
By chance did the moon crash into the Church of Falcon also?
Forums WHY U UNDER MAINTINENCE?
That's no moon!
And bye real life content.
It had a database error. My hypothesis is that someone stuck a sword into it because someone else may have hidden a 100% accurate timeline on it. But it's just a hypothesis.
*whistles nonchalantly*
Give it a lick.
Must… have… Skyrim… and… this… mod…
Do do do do do
Don't stop don't stop, we're in luck now…
It tastes just like raisins.
Combos? Bitch, I'm a HORSE!
There is an 85% chance that Link Lab did it. Do do do do do.
*In song*
Foooollloooow this siiimple formulaaaaaa~
<img src=
then your link to the image in quotes "like this".
and finally another > .
And that is how it is done~
<_img src="funnyimageURLgoeshere"><_/img_>
but without the _
Well, it's better than being sent into space by a giant.
I may have hidden the timeline but I certainly never stuck a sword in the database. I have no idea who would do that.
What would happen if we were to put the Goht mask on Borris? Hmmm……
Somebody said space?
<img src="http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/entries/icons/original/000/005/641/space-core-portal-2.jpg?1308170661">
<img src=http://memegenerator.net/cache/instances/400x/11/11477/11752743.jpg>
(thanks/this looks better.)
*giant becomes hostile* I'm going to spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa……..
What? A new Majora's Mask reference, something that hasn't existed on this site since June 5th, 2010 ?
I'm good with this!
<img src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/happymoon.jpg"/img>
Look guys, the moon isn't evil okay?
Its just excited about actually getting the game
And then being in the actual game world
If you look closely at its surface… you'll see a LOAD of Elder Scrolls decorative tatoos etched n there
o:
…
I submitted that picture! :D
<img src="http://www.zeldawiki.org/images/thumb/d/da/DarkBeastGanon_TP.png/225px-DarkBeastGanon_TP.png">
Still wondering?
Now someone just needs to add the sun from Super Mario Bros. 3 and you'll be running from mother nature 24 HOURS A DAY!!
…..You know, for a while I was thinking that it might have been Shigeru but I think you're onto something here.
*starts on a quest to make Ganon pay for breaking the Church of Falcon database*
Yeah good luck with that I'm on like day 90 and no where near complete :o
No? WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU HAVEN'T MET A TERRIBLE FATE?!
<img src="http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/9/2007/01/medium_Majora_Cake1.jpg">
Here, have a cake for your trouble.
That is quite possibly the most amazing cake I've ever seen.
I'm not sure if I should eat it, or put it on my face and hope that it would give me moon-controlling powers. >_>
Needz moar Anju/Kafei shota action.
Dovakiin is the hero of hyrule.
*Termina
It's dangerous to go alone, take this master sword with you
Oh god where is Romani Ranch?! I need to get the bunny hood so I can run faster
Choking a bitch…you're doing it right!!!
Zelda AND Skyrim?
Now noone can complain again.
*Gives noble peace prize*
Not what I was hoping for when searching for "Moonshine" in Skyrim…
Who can beat Skyrim in 3 game days without time travel?
Goron roll like a champ with dat infinite magic milk.
BOTH!
No one ever expects the obvious choice after all…I guess Gannon can't let us do that.
Well, if you can play fast enough to get "Become Ethereal" and time it just right I think it can be pulled off.
<img src="http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s720x720/307201_2355658926283_1094517012_2757975_1712539163_n.jpg">
obligatory chris redface…. check
why not both?
smash it on your face then lick it off if it doesnt work
Why must the thumbs up only work once?!
<img src="http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRfYGtMhyTSlgn0vDyE2ot_0pp_p7zOEPSxFfC8JIHS5szfOt5m">
Two of gaming's greatest villains teaming up just to take down the forums?
WHAT AN HONOR!
And half of those days were spent trying to find vendors to buy all your junk.
WHY wont you buy 60 enchanted iron daggers!?
<img src="http://i315.photobucket.com/albums/ll478/Zokort/unamused-1.png">
I agree Francis. I hate it too.
This is not the mod you are looking for~
Its as easy as π
Hm… That looks like a tiny table…
π¯_(ツ) Good table.
It's sad… but necesary……
<img src="http://img846.imageshack.us/img846/9280/indeedbill.jpg">
I never knew using these reaction images was so fun.
Stroke on it’s mane it turns into a plane
How does the horse become 20% cooler?
http://www.geek.com/articles/games/the-most-bizar…
Your armor looks a little dim, did you run out of rupees dragonborn?
EUREKA! I've discovered a way to thumbs up TWICE!
First you thumbs up as your logged on self, then log out, then close your browser, open a new browsing session, then you can thumbs up again!
THE WORLD MUST KNOW!
speeddemosarchive.com (or any other speedrun website) or it didn't happen.
Also from the ranch.
Better check that off on the list of things to do before being blown up by a moon.
<img src="http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s720x720/307201_2355658926283_1094517012_2757975_1712539163_n.jpg">
Tis also possible to use thyne IP of one friend close to thyself.
<img src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/halolz-dot-com-nope.avi.gif">
<img src="http://i315.photobucket.com/albums/ll478/Zokort/STFU.gif">
We need more people yelling at this guy through gifs and pictures!
There is an elderscrolls equivalent of mount rushmore up there.
What does that say?
aaaaaaaaaaam the forums ranting about how the giant is OP.
I have a whole bucket list I'm going to do before the moon hits. Let me just gra-
…
*Facepalm* I left it on the moon…
3 more days? Is that some kind of premonition that the next three days the site is going to be bombarded with Skyrim submissions. If that's the case, there better be some Borris submissions.
Last time I was on the site, I flipped my shit about MLP (never again, i swear! The shit is remaining firmly UNFLIPPED). NOW I'm here to haunt your dreams!
<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8urbiLsT31qc93dlo1_500.jpg"/>
Idea of the Year.
Dispensing +1s.
Dovakiin is the hero Hyrule deserves, but not the one it needs.
His hat's nowhere pointy enough and he's got way to much chest hair.
Sorry, the happy mask salesman still wins the creep-off.
…
Someone draw the happy mask salesman and that puppet doing the creep! PLEASE!
inb4 Chris moonfield … somehow?
3 more days? Borris is already done.
It becomes Borris/Asks him for his manly (horsely?) advice.
*Old Spice theme plays*
And I'll be taking that…
*Takes PortalMan118's Nobel Prize in Spelling*
;)
the sun chases you?
trollestia was here…
<img src="http://imagemacros.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/im_a_horse.jpg" alt="" />
Should I not have done that..?
Aah, a classic.
Just don't get the patch. I don't have my Xbox 360 hooked up to the internet since I don't have an Xbox Live account. There you go, more than 3 days to explore before the update hits.
You're all terrible people for enabling this man's obsessive habit.
So until then just Goron Roll WITHOUT milk and just pick up pickups. And get one of those large barrel-type bombs.
We must prepare the finest warriors from across LOLSpace!
Black Demoman!
Lightish RED Spy!
Blue Falcon!
Kinda Yellowy-Gold Fox!
Red…RED!
Go go Halolz Rangers!
(Wait, why are you booing me? The show did the same thing with the allocation of colours! Stop mobbing meeeee….)
And it turns back again when you tug on it's dodongo.
Majora's Mask? In MY Skyrim?
It's more likely than you think.
<img src="http://memegenerator.net/cache/instances/400x/11/11416/11690220.jpg">
Quick Question: How many dragon souls do I need to absorb to learn the Shout of Time?