No one fights like Grooseton! Takes their flights like Grooseton!
Beats up little green tights wearing elves like Grooseton!
Artist unknown, captioned by me, based off some Disney movie you may or may not have heard of.

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 27, 2011 · 12:23 AM 
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Cray-Z Crossovers, Disney, Movies, Nintendo, Storytime/Wordplay, The Legend of Zelda, Wii

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79 Responses to “No one says “no” to Grooseton!”

  1. Shawn Handyside on November 27th, 2011 12:24 am

    Here's a blank one if you have some caption ideas!

  2. Platinum on November 27th, 2011 12:25 am

    I'm glad I'm not the only one to think "Gaston" as soon as I saw Groose.

  3. TheArrived on November 27th, 2011 12:33 am

    The people of Skyloft would never be able to fly their Loftwings without the blessings of Wii motion controls. Or swing a sword arm for that matter.

  4. Keyblader616 on November 27th, 2011 12:38 am

    Would that make Link the Beast?

    Well, he does turn into a wolf, so……….there's that…..

  5. Skrist on November 27th, 2011 12:49 am

    Turning the book makes it easier to read!

  6. coltsman88 on November 27th, 2011 1:13 am

    Does anyone else think that the main boss looks like Adam Lambert?
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    Judging by the Gay factor alone, i think he's at least inspired by it.

  7. ChemicalKirby on November 27th, 2011 2:10 am

    I like this post so much it hurts a little, more Beauty and the Beast please.

  8. MasterLuigi452 on November 27th, 2011 2:36 am

    First I was like
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    Then I clicked the link
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    I mean really Shawn… Beauty and the Beast?
    That's a timeless classic.

  9. SolidScientist on November 27th, 2011 2:40 am

    "Well, some people use the 'A' Button…"

  10. sonicsmash2 on November 27th, 2011 2:43 am

    Groose was like, Get lost!

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    And Link was like

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  11. Sir_Nox on November 27th, 2011 3:54 am

    You know how you can tell he's a douche?

    The big hair thing.

    All game douchebags excluding American games have the big hair thing in some shape or form.

  12. Drjolt on November 27th, 2011 4:18 am

    How can you not read this? It isn't a little kitty calendar!

  13. Dycro on November 27th, 2011 4:27 am
  14. HughbertEsq on November 27th, 2011 8:25 am

    Groostons attempts at skydiving nearly cost His bro's life rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">

  15. HughbertEsq on November 27th, 2011 8:31 am

    You just gotta…


  16. SonicsmyName on November 27th, 2011 9:17 am
  17. TehVortex on November 27th, 2011 9:27 am

    And when Groose gets his "moment", Zelda will see just how good his motion control is.

  18. DiamyoAlex on November 27th, 2011 11:44 am

    Nobody crashes to the ground like Grooseton!

  19. CriticalQuit on November 27th, 2011 12:08 pm

    I'm off on the joke, but the reference is golden :D

    How will I decide between Skyrim and Skyward Sword when I have enough to get another game?! Guess I'll just have to keep playing Saints Row the Third until I do.

  20. Uzumakiclan43 on November 27th, 2011 1:50 pm

    Why even bother trying to learn how to use the darn thing, Grooseton? After all…
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  21. Shady Kitsune on November 27th, 2011 2:33 pm

    Week =/= Saturation, as fond as many sites seem to be of it.

  22. dope92 on November 27th, 2011 3:48 pm

    ive noticed something about the "sword spirit"

    she always pops out and tells meshit i know all the time


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  23. Nirual on November 29th, 2011 6:21 am

    Guess I wasnt the only one getting a Gaston-vibe from that guy.

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