No one fights like Grooseton! Takes their flights like Grooseton!
Beats up little green tights wearing elves like Grooseton!
Artist unknown, captioned by me, based off some Disney movie you may or may not have heard of.
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I'm glad I'm not the only one to think "Gaston" as soon as I saw Groose.
Chris Redfield someone?
The people of Skyloft would never be able to fly their Loftwings without the blessings of Wii motion controls. Or swing a sword arm for that matter.
Would that make Link the Beast?
Well, he does turn into a wolf, so……….there's that…..
Turning the book makes it easier to read!
Does anyone else think that the main boss looks like Adam Lambert?
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Judging by the Gay factor alone, i think he's at least inspired by it.
Now you're enabling us!!! LMAO XD
Don't forget half the other actions within the game that don't include cutscenes.
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I like this post so much it hurts a little, more Beauty and the Beast please.
Maybe you need to take a trip to the rel="nofollow">Intensive Care Unit?
Watch it Shawn.
There will be more Redfield face coming out now…
First I was like
<img src="http://www.myfacewhen.com/images/317.jpg">
Then I clicked the link
<img src="http://badabingbadabambadaboom.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/z3450_mind-blown.jpg">
I mean really Shawn… Beauty and the Beast?
That's a timeless classic.
"Well, some people use the 'A' Button…"
Groose was like, Get lost!
<img src=http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6101/6211950050_58341eeeb7.jpg>
And Link was like
<img src=http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luxij7Lnp81qcq4pj.png>
You know how you can tell he's a douche?
The big hair thing.
All game douchebags excluding American games have the big hair thing in some shape or form.
It's strange, I don't seem to recall link kidnapping zeldas dad….
oh well
How can you not read this? It isn't a little kitty calendar!
<img src="http://img821.imageshack.us/img821/2756/bookbl.jpg" />
No, Seriously, what the ****!?
<img src="http://images.wikia.com/finalfantasy/images/2/2b/Wakka_Menu.jpg">
I believe you are thinking about Tidus there, YA.
Hair and/or sword = compensation.
[This rule obiously is disregarded by any other rules that contradict it, such as the Auron Corollary.)
Later…
Groostons attempts at skydiving nearly cost His bro's life rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">…
How about Trixie?
You just gotta…
PUSH THE BUTTON
LET ME KNOOOOW
ohgodwhydididothat
"Nice hair."
By your logic, Link's PINGAS gets smaller as the game progresses. ಠ_ಠ
Oh god, the first time I saw that scene I nearly fell off my chair laughing. IT CAME OUTTA NOWHERE! xD
Oh gods; rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">…
.____.
I think that's some kind of cool guy thing. Like holding your gun sideways. Real thugs like Grooseton don't hold anything rightside up.
And when Groose gets his "moment", Zelda will see just how good his motion control is.
"Attention Duelists! My hair gives me the power to defy gravity!"
Screw Chris Redfield. This needs to be a new meme!
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Ohh god dammit!
Nobody crashes to the ground like Grooseton!
I'm off on the joke, but the reference is golden :D
How will I decide between Skyrim and Skyward Sword when I have enough to get another game?! Guess I'll just have to keep playing Saints Row the Third until I do.
At risk of getting downvoted but…I need to know.
Say it's GG Guys week, only put up 3 things by them.
rel="nofollow">Obligatory brah reference.
my lack of voice gives me super strength!
doesn't count, anything made by japan has the ability to be so feminine that you can no longer tell the gender and/or sexual orientation
This picture is misleading! He doesn't smile from ear to ear.
This says otherwise; rel="nofollow">
Skyward Sword :U I'm saying this not only as a long-time Zelda fan, but also because I enjoyed Skyward more than Skyrim. Granted, I've only played it at my uncle's, so I might not be the best person to answer .__.
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Why even bother trying to learn how to use the darn thing, Grooseton? After all…
<img src="http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/11/27/de031c09-264b-47fc-bf4e-2556c40f8153.jpg"/img>
Screw Gravity I have money!
Hey, falling in cutscenes is Sonic's thing, not Link's!
…I totally blame "Ice_Cold_Water" for the abuse of that second image. At least this isn't the top one…yet.
Not even Link can withstand Saxton Hale!
But… Ten? Ten what? Swings?
rel="nofollow">That things a guy?!
Week =/= Saturation, as fond as many sites seem to be of it.
Wanna know some thing that will blow your mind even more?
The credit portion of the submission can also be sung in beat to the original song:
Arti-ist unknown, captioned BYY-AYE me-ee.
Based off some disney-movie~~~
you may or may not-have-heard-of
It's not his fault, it's a medical condition!
He sure does a fine job throwing his balls around.
Balls that KILL DRAGONS!
"So I was skydiving, chillin' and minding my own business. Then from out of nowhere this screaming dude built like a brick shithouse nearly yanks my leg off!"
Then I won't ask about manuals.
Maybe he's born with it…maybe it's Maybelline.
His Wiimote is too small. He'll need a Wii MotionPlus attachment just to reach Link's caliber.
Speaking of gangster-izing hand-weapons, I find it fun to twist my Wiimote slightly to the left (I'm right handed) when playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 or Black Ops just so I can cap an ass, like I'm from the 'hood. Adds an extra element of hilarity and a unique challenge.
Hero of Time,
Embarressment in Bed.
Thus is the law of the Triforce.
Get out.
…que?
ive noticed something about the "sword spirit"
she always pops out and tells meshit i know all the time
wait…
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Actually, I think that's just a side effect of being an angsty demon lord of hell or other alternate realm of fire/death/blackness.
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MEGAMAN MEGAMAN !!! THERE IS A 95% CHANCE THAT ZELDA WENT THIS WAY!!
…
Damn, I tried the Skyward Sword demo boss, but the controller was calibrated upside down and sideways, literally. I really felt gangster twisting my arm behind my back and jumping just to do a horizontal slash.
In other news, the variety of movement is amazing!
Sorry, I can't read that because I'm sitting in a corner not reading it like a real man.
That's my face when trying to deduce how it got to be so popular; it intrigues me
I'm not really for or against it; but I can respect the sub-memes stemming from it
Brace yourself,
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Chris Redfield memes are coming
but my voice gives me the ability to point out that it's okay, 'cos in a few hours, the sun will rise
and banished the horrible curse
<img src="http://www.horriblenight.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/24simon-470x352.jpg">
I love how it's like, almost always a margin of error of 5%.
I can definitely respect that attitude :)
And I guess you've already heard the hundreds of explanations of why it's so good, so I won't push it on you any more :X
Oh please, the only time he'd care about a book like that is if it were 'Michael Bay's Guidelines to Sexual Harassment.'
I'm fearful of the content of mentioned book.
Guess I wasnt the only one getting a Gaston-vibe from that guy.