HOW CAN YOU READ THIS? THERE'S NO MOTION CONTROLS!

No one fights like Grooseton! Takes their flights like Grooseton!
Beats up little green tights wearing elves like Grooseton!
Artist unknown, captioned by me, based off some Disney movie you may or may not have heard of.

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 27, 2011 · 12:23 AM 
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81 Responses to “No one says “no” to Grooseton!”

  1. Shawn Handyside on November 27th, 2011 12:24 am

    Here's a blank one if you have some caption ideas!

    http://i.imgur.com/99mkQ.png

  2. Platinum on November 27th, 2011 12:25 am

    I'm glad I'm not the only one to think "Gaston" as soon as I saw Groose.

  3. Hazenkain on November 27th, 2011 12:29 am

    Chris Redfield someone?

  4. TheArrived on November 27th, 2011 12:33 am

    The people of Skyloft would never be able to fly their Loftwings without the blessings of Wii motion controls. Or swing a sword arm for that matter.

  5. Keyblader616 on November 27th, 2011 12:38 am

    Would that make Link the Beast?

    Well, he does turn into a wolf, so……….there's that…..

  6. Skrist on November 27th, 2011 12:49 am

    Turning the book makes it easier to read!

  7. coltsman88 on November 27th, 2011 1:13 am

    Does anyone else think that the main boss looks like Adam Lambert?
    <img src="http://idolator.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Adam-Lambert-Frontiers-2010-cropped.jpg"&gt;

    <img src="http://img845.imageshack.us/img845/5759/skywardswordguy.jpg"&gt;

    Judging by the Gay factor alone, i think he's at least inspired by it.

  8. Jimmy on November 27th, 2011 1:37 am

    Now you're enabling us!!! LMAO XD

  9. Skrist on November 27th, 2011 1:44 am

    Don't forget half the other actions within the game that don't include cutscenes.

  10. Dimomarg on November 27th, 2011 1:59 am
  11. ChemicalKirby on November 27th, 2011 2:10 am

    I like this post so much it hurts a little, more Beauty and the Beast please.

  12. SolidScientist on November 27th, 2011 2:14 am

    Maybe you need to take a trip to the rel="nofollow">Intensive Care Unit?

  13. MasterLuigi452 on November 27th, 2011 2:34 am

    Watch it Shawn.
    There will be more Redfield face coming out now…

  14. MasterLuigi452 on November 27th, 2011 2:36 am

    First I was like
    <img src="http://www.myfacewhen.com/images/317.jpg"&gt;

    Then I clicked the link
    <img src="http://badabingbadabambadaboom.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/z3450_mind-blown.jpg"&gt;

    I mean really Shawn… Beauty and the Beast?
    That's a timeless classic.

  15. SolidScientist on November 27th, 2011 2:40 am

    "Well, some people use the 'A' Button…"

  16. sonicsmash2 on November 27th, 2011 2:43 am

    Groose was like, Get lost!

    <img src=http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6101/6211950050_58341eeeb7.jpg>

    And Link was like

    <img src=http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luxij7Lnp81qcq4pj.png>

  17. Sir_Nox on November 27th, 2011 3:54 am

    You know how you can tell he's a douche?

    The big hair thing.

    All game douchebags excluding American games have the big hair thing in some shape or form.

  18. sisseltheundeadcat on November 27th, 2011 4:17 am

    It's strange, I don't seem to recall link kidnapping zeldas dad….

    oh well

  19. Drjolt on November 27th, 2011 4:18 am

    How can you not read this? It isn't a little kitty calendar!

  20. Dycro on November 27th, 2011 4:27 am
  21. Vosur on November 27th, 2011 5:05 am
  22. Skrist on November 27th, 2011 5:13 am

    <img src="http://images.wikia.com/finalfantasy/images/2/2b/Wakka_Menu.jpg"&gt;
    I believe you are thinking about Tidus there, YA.

  23. GazzyW007 on November 27th, 2011 5:50 am

    Hair and/or sword = compensation.

    [This rule obiously is disregarded by any other rules that contradict it, such as the Auron Corollary.)

  24. HughbertEsq on November 27th, 2011 8:25 am

    Later…
    Groostons attempts at skydiving nearly cost His bro's life rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">

  25. HughbertEsq on November 27th, 2011 8:29 am

    How about Trixie?

  26. HughbertEsq on November 27th, 2011 8:31 am

    You just gotta…
    PUSH THE BUTTON
    LET ME KNOOOOW

    ohgodwhydididothat

  27. SonicsmyName on November 27th, 2011 9:11 am

    "Nice hair."

  28. SonicsmyName on November 27th, 2011 9:13 am

    By your logic, Link's PINGAS gets smaller as the game progresses. ಠ_ಠ

  29. SonicsmyName on November 27th, 2011 9:14 am

    Oh god, the first time I saw that scene I nearly fell off my chair laughing. IT CAME OUTTA NOWHERE! xD

  30. SonicsmyName on November 27th, 2011 9:17 am
  31. gangler on November 27th, 2011 9:25 am

    I think that's some kind of cool guy thing. Like holding your gun sideways. Real thugs like Grooseton don't hold anything rightside up.

  32. TehVortex on November 27th, 2011 9:27 am

    And when Groose gets his "moment", Zelda will see just how good his motion control is.

  33. Niteclaw1028 on November 27th, 2011 9:37 am

    "Attention Duelists! My hair gives me the power to defy gravity!"

  34. Ovahdrive on November 27th, 2011 9:44 am

    Screw Chris Redfield. This needs to be a new meme!
    <img src="http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g278/Ovahdrive/mlp.png&quot; height="90%/" width="90%">

  35. Ice_Cold_Water on November 27th, 2011 11:27 am

    Ohh god dammit!

  36. DiamyoAlex on November 27th, 2011 11:44 am

    Nobody crashes to the ground like Grooseton!

  37. CriticalQuit on November 27th, 2011 12:08 pm

    I'm off on the joke, but the reference is golden :D

    How will I decide between Skyrim and Skyward Sword when I have enough to get another game?! Guess I'll just have to keep playing Saints Row the Third until I do.

  38. JesterJoe on November 27th, 2011 12:24 pm

    At risk of getting downvoted but…I need to know.

    Say it's GG Guys week, only put up 3 things by them.

  39. Deep Thought on November 27th, 2011 12:28 pm
  40. imnutty on November 27th, 2011 12:57 pm

    my lack of voice gives me super strength!

  41. imnutty on November 27th, 2011 1:04 pm

    doesn't count, anything made by japan has the ability to be so feminine that you can no longer tell the gender and/or sexual orientation

  42. SonicsmyName on November 27th, 2011 1:17 pm

    This picture is misleading! He doesn't smile from ear to ear.

  43. SonicsmyName on November 27th, 2011 1:21 pm

    This says otherwise; rel="nofollow">

  44. SonicsmyName on November 27th, 2011 1:25 pm

    Skyward Sword :U I'm saying this not only as a long-time Zelda fan, but also because I enjoyed Skyward more than Skyrim. Granted, I've only played it at my uncle's, so I might not be the best person to answer .__.

  45. SonicsmyName on November 27th, 2011 1:26 pm
  46. Uzumakiclan43 on November 27th, 2011 1:50 pm

    Why even bother trying to learn how to use the darn thing, Grooseton? After all…
    <img src="http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/11/27/de031c09-264b-47fc-bf4e-2556c40f8153.jpg"/img&gt;

  47. Sid_Diddly on November 27th, 2011 2:04 pm

    Screw Gravity I have money!

  48. Shady Kitsune on November 27th, 2011 2:21 pm

    Hey, falling in cutscenes is Sonic's thing, not Link's!

  49. Mentlegen on November 27th, 2011 2:23 pm

    …I totally blame "Ice_Cold_Water" for the abuse of that second image. At least this isn't the top one…yet.

  50. Shady Kitsune on November 27th, 2011 2:23 pm

    Not even Link can withstand Saxton Hale!

  51. Shady Kitsune on November 27th, 2011 2:24 pm

    But… Ten? Ten what? Swings?

  52. Shady Kitsune on November 27th, 2011 2:32 pm
  53. Shady Kitsune on November 27th, 2011 2:33 pm

    Week =/= Saturation, as fond as many sites seem to be of it.

  54. Seto_Kaiba on November 27th, 2011 2:34 pm

    Wanna know some thing that will blow your mind even more?

    The credit portion of the submission can also be sung in beat to the original song:

    Arti-ist unknown, captioned BYY-AYE me-ee.
    Based off some disney-movie~~~
    you may or may not-have-heard-of

  55. Shady Kitsune on November 27th, 2011 2:34 pm

    It's not his fault, it's a medical condition!

  56. Shady Kitsune on November 27th, 2011 2:35 pm

    He sure does a fine job throwing his balls around.
    Balls that KILL DRAGONS!

  57. Shady Kitsune on November 27th, 2011 2:40 pm

    "So I was skydiving, chillin' and minding my own business. Then from out of nowhere this screaming dude built like a brick shithouse nearly yanks my leg off!"

  58. KZN02 on November 27th, 2011 2:53 pm

    Then I won't ask about manuals.

  59. Jimmy on November 27th, 2011 3:19 pm

    Maybe he's born with it…maybe it's Maybelline.

  60. Jimmy on November 27th, 2011 3:21 pm

    His Wiimote is too small. He'll need a Wii MotionPlus attachment just to reach Link's caliber.

  61. Jimmy on November 27th, 2011 3:24 pm

    Speaking of gangster-izing hand-weapons, I find it fun to twist my Wiimote slightly to the left (I'm right handed) when playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 or Black Ops just so I can cap an ass, like I'm from the 'hood. Adds an extra element of hilarity and a unique challenge.

  62. GazzyW007 on November 27th, 2011 3:42 pm

    Hero of Time,

    Embarressment in Bed.

    Thus is the law of the Triforce.

  63. GazzyW007 on November 27th, 2011 3:43 pm

    Get out.

  64. GazzyW007 on November 27th, 2011 3:43 pm

    …que?

  65. dope92 on November 27th, 2011 3:48 pm

    ive noticed something about the "sword spirit"

    she always pops out and tells meshit i know all the time

    wait…

    <img src="http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll208/masked-avenger/memeattempt.gif&quot; border="0" alt="Photobucket">

    <img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltlmk3obP21qf6n0io1_500.jpg"&gt;

  66. TheArrived on November 27th, 2011 4:09 pm

    Actually, I think that's just a side effect of being an angsty demon lord of hell or other alternate realm of fire/death/blackness.

  67. dope92 on November 27th, 2011 4:14 pm
  68. dope92 on November 27th, 2011 4:24 pm
  69. Drake148 on November 27th, 2011 4:37 pm

    MEGAMAN MEGAMAN !!! THERE IS A 95% CHANCE THAT ZELDA WENT THIS WAY!!

  70. UDNTNOME on November 27th, 2011 9:51 pm

  71. Xyxoz on November 27th, 2011 10:15 pm

    Damn, I tried the Skyward Sword demo boss, but the controller was calibrated upside down and sideways, literally. I really felt gangster twisting my arm behind my back and jumping just to do a horizontal slash.
    In other news, the variety of movement is amazing!

  72. Skrist on November 27th, 2011 10:37 pm

    Sorry, I can't read that because I'm sitting in a corner not reading it like a real man.

  73. Red on November 27th, 2011 11:21 pm

    That's my face when trying to deduce how it got to be so popular; it intrigues me
    I'm not really for or against it; but I can respect the sub-memes stemming from it

  74. Red on November 27th, 2011 11:22 pm

    Brace yourself,
    <img src="http://memegenerator.net/cache/images/160x/1/1573/1611300.jpg&quot; alt="" />
    Chris Redfield memes are coming

  75. Red on November 27th, 2011 11:24 pm

    but my voice gives me the ability to point out that it's okay, 'cos in a few hours, the sun will rise

  76. imnutty on November 27th, 2011 11:31 pm
  77. Jimmy on November 28th, 2011 8:53 am

    I love how it's like, almost always a margin of error of 5%.

  78. SonicsmyName on November 28th, 2011 11:04 am

    I can definitely respect that attitude :)
    And I guess you've already heard the hundreds of explanations of why it's so good, so I won't push it on you any more :X

  79. Icesickle97 on November 28th, 2011 11:54 am

    Oh please, the only time he'd care about a book like that is if it were 'Michael Bay's Guidelines to Sexual Harassment.'

  80. Fearow on November 28th, 2011 12:46 pm

    I'm fearful of the content of mentioned book.

  81. Nirual on November 29th, 2011 6:21 am

    Guess I wasnt the only one getting a Gaston-vibe from that guy.

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