Poor Slowpoke… always one holiday behind!
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And then watch as a Happy Thanksgiving gets posted Christmas this year
or next year.
Who knows. Shawn just may get us with that idea someday.
What happens when two slowpoke have a conversation?
<img src="http://i.qkme.me/358tej.jpg">
TIME TRAVEL
I couldn't help it… we were a little short on Thanksgiving Day stuff!
I'm assuming Slowpoke doesn't have a calander.
<img src="http://img833.imageshack.us/img833/724/gimli.png" />
His calendar is an egg timer. With dead batteries.
Here you go shawn, A zelda pict- Wait a second they don't look like the normal zelda gang…<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcfyuzPdwH1qai0h7o1_500.jpg" />
WHAT HAVE I DONE!
*sees "WHAT HAVE I DONE!"*
*slowly scrolls up*
"huh, cool, original Zelda sprites"
"hah, Master Sword in the tur-OH GOD NO, IT'S THE CDi CAST!!!!"
There is one way to right this Blasphemy.
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
<img src="http://i.neoseeker.com/fa/Din_s_Fire_114896_7WiVl.jpg" width=400 height=256>
You mean it's not the Fourth of July?
Well… that was a waste of very flammable fireworks.
oh no…….
Look around the Turkey
<img src=http://media.strategywiki.org/images/b/b5/LOZ_NES_Blue_Octorok.png>
becarful, It's dangerous ahead. take this really big carving knife
they need batteries???
*SPOILER WARNING*
Link tries to kill it with fire…ends up only forging the Skyward Sword into becoming stronger…
Silly Skrist. You cannot waste fireworks. As there is no wrong way to use them. Because when stuff blows up, it's always cool.
DINNER
You know what the real blasphemy is? That spaghetti, who the hell eats spaghetti at Thanksgiving?
Who the hell has a christmas tree at Thanksgiving?
Made of wood.
Oh gawd, I just beat (HUGE-ASS SPOILER DO NOT READ IF GAME HAS NOT BEEN COMPLETED YET! PREFERABLY BY YOU! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! END ROYAL CANTERLOT VOICE!)
Demise. Goddamn, such an awesome battle. Not to mention the army and Ghirahim before that. Can't wait to get cracking with Hero-mode :D
Any use of fire is a good use…
Of fire…
I don't know where I'm going with this but FIRE IS
COOLWARM.*Pretends to not see ANY of the aforementioned spoilers* Wait…there's a HERO-MODE?!?
You take double damage and there are NO HEART DROPS. Unless you have one or both of the heart-medallions.
Ah, touché.
Jokes on you, slowpokes just surprisingly early for next years halloween.