I GRANT MY ETERNAL LOVE TO YOU

It’s a good thing Link brought protection! And of course by that I mean he brought his mystic snorkel to avoid drowning.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 23, 2011 · 7:02 AM 
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143 Responses to “I GRANT MY ETERNAL LOVE TO YOU”

  1. Azurik on November 23rd, 2011 7:32 am
  2. SEGA Uranus on November 23rd, 2011 7:34 am
  3. jrharbort on November 23rd, 2011 7:34 am

    Got rolled over by a giant Dodongo, lost 7 years of your own childhood, and got violated by the appendages of a water dwelling beast?

    Doesn't matter, had sex!

  4. Vosur on November 23rd, 2011 7:36 am

    Link, with his infinitely deep pockets of the ages gone by, is prepared for any situation.

  5. vash_ts on November 23rd, 2011 7:46 am

    WAIT WAIT WAIT….
    zelda was a dude?
    so he hangs out with metroid, and drink beer?

  6. falconx123 on November 23rd, 2011 8:06 am

    Oh god the comics, the site background. Damn it Shawn did you sell out?

  7. Fhantinabox on November 23rd, 2011 8:24 am

    da-da-da-daaaaa!
    You got some Zora ass!

    Press A to tap it. Press A repeatedly to make everyone wonder what you have done with your child!

  8. AccelTrial on November 23rd, 2011 8:32 am

    What you don't see is that Link has the same reaction to all the sages.

    <img src="http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f224/hobaloaf/Darunia.gif"&gt;

    ALL of them.

  9. Shady Kitsune on November 23rd, 2011 8:40 am

    Dammit Shawn, it's one thing to post the latest comic of the guys who are giving you money, but going back and posting older ones as "new" submissions?

    Left 4 Shame!

  10. Marzen on November 23rd, 2011 8:51 am

    You don't need a snorkle, blue tunic dood! Oh yeah, you wanna be naked. Hmm…..

    *shoves blue tonic in Link's mouth* Go go go!

  11. Marzen on November 23rd, 2011 8:52 am

    BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROTHER!

  12. Marzen on November 23rd, 2011 8:52 am

    Wait why did a random giant zit appear on Ruto's face in the third panel….?

  13. John_Know_Doe on November 23rd, 2011 9:06 am

    Link why do you have a snorkel instead of your magical blue tunik that allows you to breath under water.

    I played the game too you know

  14. Roflcopter419 on November 23rd, 2011 9:11 am

    And eh's also a pretty cool guy who doesn't afraid of anything. Just like Halo.

  15. sonicsmash2 on November 23rd, 2011 9:11 am

    <img src=http://img849.imageshack.us/img849/8749/aconnection.jpg>
    I see a connection here…..

  16. sims796 on November 23rd, 2011 9:22 am

    Eh. I'd hit it.

  17. sonicsmash2 on November 23rd, 2011 9:26 am

    Also does anyone seem to notice the error in 3rd and 5th panel?
    (tip: Look at ruto's arm)

  18. straYDoubter on November 23rd, 2011 9:27 am

    The aftermath.
    Isn't he adorable?

  19. vash_ts on November 23rd, 2011 9:35 am

    and he doesn´t speak… like goron-freeman

  20. Numberplay on November 23rd, 2011 10:02 am

    Yeah, both are SupaDave.

  21. KingStarscream on November 23rd, 2011 10:24 am

    Why does Link look like Larry Butz from Phoenix Wright?

    Also, this is a dude who has… what, 5, 6 ladies all clamoring for him, and you pick the fish?

  22. Vabolo on November 23rd, 2011 10:52 am

    You mean Half-Life?

  23. Vabolo on November 23rd, 2011 10:53 am

    LET'S WRASTLE!

  24. The AntiVillain on November 23rd, 2011 10:54 am

    damn better! i wasn't carrying you around in jabu-jabu for nothing!

  25. Vabolo on November 23rd, 2011 10:55 am

    Something seems fishy here. Bizzora, if you will. Although I can't seem to finpoint the Ruto the problem. I mean, water the odds of this going down? I just can't find a plausible Link.

  26. C__F on November 23rd, 2011 11:07 am

    Snap, you really dived into the puns. I sea we're going to have to work extra hard to catch the bay-ward puns you haven't used.

  27. KZN02 on November 23rd, 2011 11:07 am

    I hope he was wearing swimming trunks.

    They're like shorts, easy and comfy to wear … in water!

  28. C__F on November 23rd, 2011 11:09 am

    Sixth panel: he managed to stick his tunic in his pocket.
    Take that, logic.

  29. imnutty on November 23rd, 2011 11:17 am

    YOU GONNA SQUEAL LIKE A PIG

  30. Mentlegen on November 23rd, 2011 11:23 am

    Ok, time for a good ol' Halolz rant.

    What the hell happened to the way we vote comments? Don't mean to offend you for using this, but why do people keep voting up any reaction faces, turning them into top comments and hiding much better comments bellow?

    In the "Substitute Ocarina" I did an image showing the 4 weird reaction faces we extracted from submissions lately. It wasn't really smart, it wasn't creative and I'm sure any of you could do it in 3 minutes, because I didn't edit anything, just got them in the same image, and I got +85 for that…if it wasn't a reply, it would be the top comment and hide other, much more clever ones.

    At least with the Redfield shops I could understand a bit, because they took more than 3 goddamn minutes to make, but just (re)using reaction faces like this time, or even worse, using reaction faces completely unrelated to the submission and getting tons of +1's is just sad.

    I've been around Halolz for years, and stopped commenting months ago, because people were taking e-peen too seriously and spamming images just to get more e-peen. A few weeks ago, I came back because I missed the clever comments I used to see as top comments here, and missed people who are not around the forum, only here, and what I see is that images just get thumbed up for no reason, as if no one read comments without them.

    It's not Youtube level yet, but we can see it from here.

  31. MasterLuigi452 on November 23rd, 2011 11:31 am

    It is time to dive deep…
    Yeah, I got nothing…

  32. Leo E. on November 23rd, 2011 11:40 am

    …You mean her nostril?

  33. vash_ts on November 23rd, 2011 11:49 am

    no, I mean goron-freeman, the crowbar…

  34. bossfight1 on November 23rd, 2011 11:50 am

    Giggity-- wait, what.

  35. Ovahdrive on November 23rd, 2011 11:55 am

    This is the main reason I started putting the Redface pics in as responses (Haven't main-posted a Redface since Chris Ratatafield). I know a few people despise it, but others absolutely love it, so I still make them, but I try and stay out of the limelight.

    Also agree with the copypasta. Redface has been something new in every submission, and once it gets into copypasta territory, I'll lose interest.

  36. Marzen on November 23rd, 2011 11:55 am

    No, the thing randomly jutting out of her face.

  37. Twilightdusk on November 23rd, 2011 12:02 pm

    Who says that he has to choose? 8)

  38. Vosur on November 23rd, 2011 12:04 pm

    Great, you just divided by zero in the Zelda universe… thanks a lot.

  39. Shawn Handyside on November 23rd, 2011 12:05 pm

    For a week! No seriously they did me a huge favor so I owe'd 'em one!

    Besides their comic is awesome so why not advertise it

  40. Fearow on November 23rd, 2011 12:09 pm

    No complaints from the slightly dead Fearow, I nearly had a heart attack when I saw GG-guys was getting updates again.

  41. Leo E. on November 23rd, 2011 12:20 pm

    …Oh, that panel. That's just an afterimage.

  42. Mentlegen on November 23rd, 2011 12:30 pm

    Kind of late, when the top comment is just a cut from that image with the 4 reactions: basically, a reaction face being reused with a different background for the second time.

  43. SEGA Uranus on November 23rd, 2011 12:32 pm

    Well I posted this since it seemed relevant since this is Saria, as well, this was pretty much my reaction to the comic as well. Says the person with a suggestive picture of Amy Rose as an avatar.

  44. SirNumel on November 23rd, 2011 12:33 pm

    Liquid! Go bother someone else!

  45. Doctor Rover on November 23rd, 2011 12:59 pm

    Aw I was gonna do a punny pun.

    "Link's taste in women is quite fishy"

    oh well +1 FOR ALL!

  46. Doctor Rover on November 23rd, 2011 1:01 pm

    Link with a goatee could be a classy design for the next Legend of Zelda.

  47. AccelTrial on November 23rd, 2011 1:24 pm

    THE HULKSTER IS GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE BRRRRRRROTHER!

    WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN SAGEAMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU!?

  48. CakeBard on November 23rd, 2011 1:25 pm

    How the hell is the "Boobies" tag not in there?

  49. AuraBlaze on November 23rd, 2011 1:41 pm

    I hope you guys don't mind me taking a splash at this. I'd say things are going swimmingly in this stream of comments.

  50. Od Sul on November 23rd, 2011 1:42 pm

    Anyone getting new reaction images from this?

  51. Mindlessinvalid on November 23rd, 2011 1:52 pm

    I'm *hook'd* on pun monologues now. Though these *gill'ded* *torrents* of clever verbiage are making me feel *eel*. Don't play "koi" with us, you know what you're doing. You're S*pike*ing the posts with *Carppy* *flows* of not-so-punny language to get *chummy* with us. I thought I *smelt* something odd. *shoal* us your true colors, *DR. FINNIGAN!*

  52. Dracojounin7 on November 23rd, 2011 1:59 pm

    Exactly.

  53. C__F on November 23rd, 2011 2:10 pm

    Look at that un-codly amount of puns.

    <img src="http://www.myfacewhen.com/images/185.jpg&quot; /img>

  54. Mentlegen on November 23rd, 2011 2:16 pm

    Exactly: it's just a reaction face. Not only that, but one that was already used and that is present in a submission made 2 days ago (hell, it's still on the first page for everyone to see).

    In the past, comments were as good or better than the submissions, yours was just a repost of PART of a submission we had 2 days ago, it does not matters if it's a suitable reaction, it just adds nothing to the whole thing.

    I didn't ask people to give you -1's, just to keep comments that actually add something above all others.

  55. Alpar on November 23rd, 2011 2:22 pm

    And so I thank you Ment. I've been waiting for a comment like this in ages.

    That's exactly why for the most part I stopped using images for my comments. Unless they were highly relevant and would only make the joke more self-explanatory/funnier.

    Remember people: WIT.
    Stop following the crowd and do your own friggin thing.

  56. SEGA Uranus on November 23rd, 2011 2:27 pm

    So reaction pics are out and preachy rants on commenting are in?

  57. Trainer_Black on November 23rd, 2011 2:29 pm

    For cod's sake, does somebody need to tri-and-force you to stop these puns?

  58. Trainer_Black on November 23rd, 2011 2:31 pm

    It's like a little swooshy movement thing to show she's turning her head.

  59. Trainer_Black on November 23rd, 2011 2:32 pm

    DoA volleyball, where boobs tell physics to fuck off.

  60. Seto_Kaiba on November 23rd, 2011 2:32 pm

    He's as cute a puppy.
    *smiles*

  61. wolfpax181 on November 23rd, 2011 2:39 pm

    One small correction: The Redfield shops take more than 3 minutes to make…if it's not me.

  62. wolfpax181 on November 23rd, 2011 2:43 pm

    I am so glad the picture there doesn't have the rock goron nipples.

  63. Mentlegen on November 23rd, 2011 2:44 pm

    Let's start with the fact that the rant was a reply, not a comment by itself. Then notice how it only has a +19, so even if I made it as a comment, the better ones would still come on top of it.

    After that, you may actually read my rant and notice that it's not about me trying to make rules on "how to comment", what would be stupid, but just stating what should be obvious: uninteresting, effortless comments should be ranked lower than clever and funny ones.

    Feel free to use reaction image whenever you want, specially if they actually add something instead of being just a shocked face like that, Obama's "Not bad" face (still shocked by how a simple, unrelated and overused reaction image like that got more than 100 points, when better comments didn't get even half of that) or any meme that just expresses the usual reaction to a submission.

  64. Mentlegen on November 23rd, 2011 2:51 pm

    That's exactly what I said. The thing that took less than 3 minutes was getting the 4 reaction faces that were cut out of submissions lately and putting them in the same square.

  65. SEGA Uranus on November 23rd, 2011 2:56 pm
  66. Alpar on November 23rd, 2011 2:59 pm

    Both sides have a point really.

    The internet isn't super serious business, so I won't take more than a minute or two to think these replies completely over. It's not worth the effort. I'm not gonna have to drag this out more than it's required, so I'll just stick around and drop in my two cents on whatever I want.

    But the dull, uninteresting, and misplaced comments have got to go. It's not even fun reading the comments anymore, it's just buttflustered e-peen girth waving nowadays.

  67. Mentlegen on November 23rd, 2011 3:04 pm

    First of, there aren't enough "fool" variants used in that to make it sound like Franziska!

    But now seriously, your comment still talked about mine, so it's only fair to me to answer. Also, I do care a lot about Halolz, this place gave me much joy with it's brilliant comments, and introduced me to CoF, the only gamer community I truly respect.

    I just miss the "Golden Age" of Halolz's comments a lot, because originality and wit are qualities our world really lacks, and could easily be found here.

  68. AuraBlaze on November 23rd, 2011 3:14 pm

    Here's a question to ponder. If a picture is worth a thousand words, why isn't it until the picture's been used a thousand times that somebody finally says "tl;dr?"

  69. SEGA Uranus on November 23rd, 2011 3:32 pm

    Are you implying I have never made a witty comment before?

  70. Alpar on November 23rd, 2011 3:36 pm

    He's implying everyone here's been making a lot of unfunny comments. It's not just you you know.

  71. Alpar on November 23rd, 2011 3:39 pm

    Placement my friend, placement.

    Also, anything is considered art nowadays… so, yeah, it's all subjective now.

  72. mcguire867 on November 23rd, 2011 3:41 pm
  73. Skrist on November 23rd, 2011 3:44 pm

    <img src="http://i315.photobucket.com/albums/ll478/Zokort/waitusrs.gif"&gt;
    Did you REALLY just say that?

  74. Skrist on November 23rd, 2011 3:46 pm

    It's so good, you dedicate a week to their comic.
    But, you still haven't put their comic in the links section.
    Get to it?

  75. Billaxle on November 23rd, 2011 4:06 pm

    *Goes to comments section on a funny Halolz post.
    *Sees Hilarious and highly appropriate reaction image as the top comment.
    *looks at replies, and sees massive thread regarding overused reaction images being bumped by users responsible for nearly all of the red-face reaction images posted on the site.

    <img src="http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s720x720/307201_2355658926283_1094517012_2757975_1712539163_n.jpg"/&gt;

  76. Red on November 23rd, 2011 4:26 pm

    Until Darunia starts his DJ-ing

  77. Red on November 23rd, 2011 4:27 pm

    Hello, 9-1-1… It's Link…
    yeah, It's in a portal to Zora's Domain this time

  78. Red on November 23rd, 2011 4:28 pm

    Wait, is that a good smile, or a sarcastic one?

  79. Red on November 23rd, 2011 4:29 pm

    This would explain Link's newfound interest

  80. Red on November 23rd, 2011 4:30 pm

    <img src="http://www.cmha.ca/data/1/rec_imgs/3421_Trophy.jpg&quot; alt=" />

    Here… just take this.

  81. penguindude42 on November 23rd, 2011 4:44 pm

    Don't forget the horse.

  82. ChemicalKirby on November 23rd, 2011 4:57 pm

    I don't remember this part of the game….

  83. Red on November 23rd, 2011 5:04 pm

    On the plus side, she's royalty…
    On the down side, she's a fish…
    On the plus side again, she appears to already be naked…

  84. Sceptilianblade on November 23rd, 2011 5:13 pm

    Doesn't matter. We still get a dead puppy.

  85. NekoKnight on November 23rd, 2011 5:17 pm

    Well said, the first few Redfaces were funny but after that it became "First one to make a Redface gets top comment!!!" for nearly every post. Image spamming in general has resulted in a lot less funny comments and a lot more vaguely related images that "speak for themselves, durr hurr!". To 4chan's credit, they can be funny at least.

    I used to comment a lot more but people starting taking epeen so seriously like that phase when everyone and their mom was skyrocketed into monocle-hood because they made the comment "Sooo close to 69 guys, give me 100 thumbs up plz!" and the people who responded "I gave you a thumbs up, sir. (now give me almost as many thumbs up guys, I'm a humanitarian!)".

    I don't really care about epeen but the thumbs up i get reflect on how much people liked my joke so it's frustrating to see people frivolously throwing it out to completely uncreative comments. It doesn't help that after 30+ comments a lot of people won't even read all the comments and your joke will go unseen.

  86. TheFoolOfMon on November 23rd, 2011 5:19 pm

    No it,'s a-me FOOLIO. no wait

    it's a-me MONIO

    no that is not right. halolzers, what is the right way?!?!?!

  87. Jimmy on November 23rd, 2011 5:21 pm
  88. codemaster525 on November 23rd, 2011 5:21 pm

    Another long week? Thats what you said about Super Meat Boy lol

  89. Mentlegen on November 23rd, 2011 5:25 pm

    Your forgot the step where you actually read the rant. If you did, you'd notice that I mentioned that. Making your own work is one thing (and even so, we had been using them as replies, no simple comments), cutting a submission from 2 days ago without editing anything is other.

    I'd rather see a "tl;dr" than your comment, when you didn't bother reading anything, but bothered making a comment about it.

  90. Mentlegen on November 23rd, 2011 5:27 pm

    No, I didn't read all your comments. I'm saying that months ago, the comments were much better overall and a simple reaction image wouldn't get the place of something actually funny.

  91. TheFoolOfMon on November 23rd, 2011 5:29 pm

    Fun Fact:i give out +1s to A)everyone under me so i can be last
    B)everyone who reply to my post

    Am i help or hurting. i want to know because,i may be a Troll, but i'm no dick

  92. NekoKnight on November 23rd, 2011 5:34 pm

    You're part of the solution and the problem! The prolution! The soblem!

    Aaaagraragagaa *brain implodes*

  93. TheFoolOfMon on November 23rd, 2011 5:36 pm

    If i make a Xanth joke will A) will anyone get it?
    B)will i get the Hook?
    And that is how you do a Unholy bad pun

  94. TheFoolOfMon on November 23rd, 2011 5:42 pm

    Run, Run NOW!!!!!! last guy who pull that got B-O-M-B-E-D. the net kicked his face IN! and for the love of wolf don't have your facebook info out and about

  95. sisseltheundeadcat on November 23rd, 2011 5:42 pm

    because that would require wearing clothes silly.

  96. Jimmy on November 23rd, 2011 6:00 pm

    <img src="http://i.qkme.me/eai.jpg&quot; length ="400" width="400">

  97. Deep Thought on November 23rd, 2011 6:10 pm

    Philosophy in my Halolz?

    I approve

  98. TheFoolOfMon on November 23rd, 2011 6:18 pm

    My reply seem to be ???? so let me post why i said that.
    http://www.gg-guys.com/?id=132

  99. Vosur on November 23rd, 2011 6:45 pm

    First image: It's mean, but it works!
    Second image: That would be a definite nightmare.
    Third image: Not even the Triforce of Courage can help you now…
    Fourth image: In a few more moments, he'll be about as blue as she is.

  100. JesterJoe on November 23rd, 2011 7:25 pm

    At least Link isn't talking in this comic, and it's still funny.
    I approve.

  101. GameboyPATH on November 23rd, 2011 7:28 pm

    TAP that A!

  102. Seto_Kaiba on November 23rd, 2011 7:37 pm

    Like Boris the badass horse.

  103. Vabolo on November 23rd, 2011 8:32 pm

    *years ago

    in the days of old

    when the ePeen didn't grow

    and all comments were gold

  104. Vabolo on November 23rd, 2011 9:04 pm

    "The Hero of Sexytime"

  105. John_Know_Doe on November 23rd, 2011 9:36 pm

    foild by logic. You win this round sisseltheundeadcat.

  106. Red on November 23rd, 2011 9:47 pm

    Well, at least Bob Barker would be happy

  107. Red on November 23rd, 2011 9:50 pm

    If it were cartoon link in the first one, would he say:
    Hey, excuuuuuse me Princess Ruto

  108. Red on November 23rd, 2011 9:51 pm

    Her face is just happy to see Link?

  109. SEGA Uranus on November 23rd, 2011 9:57 pm
  110. Jerach on November 23rd, 2011 10:07 pm

    He kind of is actually.

  111. Mentlegen on November 23rd, 2011 10:39 pm

    Except that it wasn't you who edited it: "Happy_Crazy" did it in the original submission. It's the same thing, with a different background and the mouth slightly resized, you can hardly call that something new.

  112. CJ47 on November 23rd, 2011 10:46 pm

    This post is Troy McClure approved.

  113. BTSnoogans on November 23rd, 2011 11:45 pm

    But she's not a mermaid. But she's still half-lady half-fish. But nothing like mermaids in any other way. But yet, she is so similar. But at the same time, no. *Brain asplod*
    Fine. She's a mermaid.

  114. PortalMan118 on November 23rd, 2011 11:52 pm

    Silence is Golden. And weird, all at the same time.

  115. Awesomecake on November 24th, 2011 12:00 am
  116. Xenomorph42Q on November 24th, 2011 12:04 am

    At least Ruto puts out. He's done even more for Zelda and the best Link's gotten from her is a hug and kiss on the cheek.

    …Yes I *kinda* like Ruto, what of it?

  117. SEGA Uranus on November 24th, 2011 12:34 am

    What? I took the original comic, cut out Saria and edit her mouth. Therefore I edited it. It's not an edit of edit, you silly billy.

  118. LiquidMountain on November 24th, 2011 12:36 am

    While playing OoT, I always found it so obvious who the next sage would be. GOLLY! IT'S RUTO!
    But still, it prevented many an awkward situation…
    <img src="http://books.google.com/books?id=-0Co8nrLVxUC&printsec=frontcover&img=1&zoom=1&edge=curl"/&gt;

  119. Mindlessinvalid on November 24th, 2011 1:14 am

    Black, your post now bears the most prestigious honor a defunct fan mmo project that none of you have ever heard of can bestow:

    The Mindlessinvalid Super Shiny Seal of Ultimate Approval (My opinion is absolute.)

    If someone actually knows what that is, then I haven't killed off all of the survivors yet.

  120. sonicsmash2 on November 24th, 2011 1:15 am

    Dragons?

  121. Mindlessinvalid on November 24th, 2011 1:18 am

    So, I thought of what their children would be like. And suddenly that scene from the passenger ferry arc of Mononoke popped into my head. I need some serious industrial grade moe based brain-bleach here.

  122. Navy_Pheonix on November 24th, 2011 1:59 am

    Warning: This Comic was made by Tim B^Uckley

  123. Skrist on November 24th, 2011 2:04 am

    This sounds similar to something.
    Life.
    In the good days of old.

  124. Jimmy on November 24th, 2011 2:19 am

    I had one last image that was great because it gave Ruto an ugly "fish face" but damn it, I can find the stupid thing to save my life…

    (Edit: *FACEPALM* You know VG cats should update more when…you forget their existence.)

    <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljk43prM0B1qcmbo7o1_500.jpg&quot; length="450" width="450">

  125. Jimmy on November 24th, 2011 2:29 am

    Agreed. Chris Redfield is funny and all, but you got to mix it up a bit. Variety is the spice of life after all.

  126. Mentlegen on November 24th, 2011 2:37 am

    …did you see the comments of that submission?

    Someone else (Happy_Crazy) did the exact same thing: cut Saria out and gave her Redfield's mouth, just with a different size, that's why I'm saying it isn't something new.

  127. MassiveDamage on November 24th, 2011 11:38 am
  128. Guppy on November 24th, 2011 12:08 pm

    Possible answers:

    1.) He put it on as "protection."

    2.) He's now ready to go "pearl diving."

  129. Guppy on November 24th, 2011 12:24 pm

    She's the only one already dressed for action.

  130. sims796 on November 24th, 2011 1:23 pm

    Well, ya know what?

    I'm giving this pic a thumbs up. I don't care about philosophy, I don't mind that we aren't in the "golden age of halolz", and I don't care if I'm part of the problem. Alls I know is that I thought this pic was funny. No more, no less. If seventy-two people agree, they can thumbs up. If not, they can all thumbs down.

    If an overused pic got me chucklin', thumbs up.

    If a witty comment got me bawlin', thumbs up.

    If I thought it sucked, thumbs down.

    If none of the above, no thumbs.

    No more, no less. If it makes the top page instead of a real comment, then hey. That just means more people appreciated it.

  131. Icesickle97 on November 24th, 2011 1:47 pm

    So, now I have to ask, what was the favor?

  132. SaintRCat on November 24th, 2011 4:27 pm

    …Wow, you're sure got an interesting sense of self-entitlement, don't you? Never mind the fact that you just said you left because of people taking e-peen too seriously, and then complain about it either not being taken seriously enough, or that e-peen is going to comments you don't like. You're not even complaining about free entertainment here, you're complaining about free entertainment that isn't necessarily intended as entertainment. Last time I checked, people used the comments section to post what they thought about a submission. Why should it matter if they do so via pictures or text, even if the picture was already used elsewhere? Honestly, I'm all for wit, but complaining about a lack of wit where wit isn't needed is just ludicrous. If the world needs more wit, then it also needs less self-entitlement.

    Also, at the time I'm making this post, it appears as though your reply is the 4th highest ranked in this submission. Not sure where that fits in your "better comments are hidden below" argument. Seeing as how the people agreeing with you also have high reputations, one could assume that you all are just scared that your "e-peens" will be threatened by these "unwitty" commenters. Could also just be more "good ol' days" people, but I feel that people who have that mentality towards comments of all things are as moronic as those who have that mentality towards Pokemon.

    Edit: Interesting side note. Among other things, this Saria reaction picture has pushed down two sex comments, someone pointing out similarities between the GG-Guys comics, a boob comment- with a picture included- and a punny comment. Are these the better, witty comments you are referring to? (No offense meant to the 3rd highest ranked comment.)

  133. Red on November 24th, 2011 4:41 pm

    And child related bills!

  134. Red on November 24th, 2011 4:42 pm

    I was implying because it was not actually Link, per se,
    but dragons are pretty mysterious in how they do things

  135. Red on November 24th, 2011 4:43 pm

    I take it Sweet Scent would not work?
    *Turns to grass type pokemon*
    Sorry, Vileplume, but I offered

  136. Mentlegen on November 26th, 2011 4:00 am

    I actually went through everything you said, and even though this submission is a bit old, I thought I should answer it. Since it's a bit long, I will quote you.

    "Never mind the fact that you just said you left because of people taking e-peen too seriously, and then complain about it either not being taken seriously enough, or that e-peen is going to comments you don't like."

    What I said I mind are better comments being hidden bellow others (as halolz uses the number of thumbs up for order), not how much e-peen people get for their comments. E-peen isn't serious, as this reputation system is broken.

    "Seeing as how the people agreeing with you also have high reputations, one could assume that you all are just scared that your "e-peens" will be threatened by these "unwitty" commenters. Could also just be more "good ol' days" people, but I feel that people who have that mentality towards comments of all things are as moronic as those who have that mentality towards Pokemon."

    People who agreed with me were the ones who have been around for more time, as you can check in their profiles, mostly because they know what I meant about how things were different on the old times here. I doubt any of the veterans cares about e-peen, as everyone who've been around for some time already noticed how broke it is. In fact, I could raise my e-peen by spamming useless comments, as the total number of comments you have also gives you more e-peen, when you already got enough points.

    For example: you can reach 100 e-peen if you have only 1 comment made, and it got about +60 points, and still keep the e-peen around 90, even after coutless comments without points. In fact, if I really cared about e-peen, I could make another account to post only my Redfield shops. I doubt any other person would have as much e-peen as this second account, since it's really easy to skyrocket it when you have few comments.

    "Edit: Interesting side note. Among other things, this Saria reaction picture has pushed down two sex comments, someone pointing out similarities between the GG-Guys comics, a boob comment- with a picture included- and a punny comment. Are these the better, witty comments you are referring to? (No offense meant to the 3rd highest ranked comment.) "

    I don't see what makes you conclude that. Just because I criticized a comment for being the type of comment that has been appearing obove better ones, does not makes every comment bellow it better in my opinion. In fact, the ones you mentioned are just better examples of bad ones being ranked high, but I replied to this one because it was the highest ranked.

    Hope that covers everything.

  137. Happy_Crazy on November 26th, 2011 9:35 pm

    Which still surprises me to no end how many +1s that got, did it because of OBLIGATORY and first post reasons along with the fact I couldn't come up with anything clever and somehow got that many thumbs up
    I completely agree with Mentlegen but fads happen and people will vote for what they want, although I totally understand why you feel the need to rant.

  138. Rahcaz on November 26th, 2011 11:48 pm

    Soblem seems like the right word, it sounds like your crying.

  139. Rahcaz on November 27th, 2011 12:01 am

    Fish smell?
    Can't smell underwater.

  140. Rahcaz on November 27th, 2011 12:11 am

    When i said put in a comic post i didn't expect a week.

  141. Jimmy on November 27th, 2011 1:42 am

    LOL have you ever tried to have sex underwater? Even in a shower it's…not really that easy…
    http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6542559/showeri

  142. Xenon_ktor on November 27th, 2011 4:31 pm

    I poke outta my head!

  143. Jimmy on April 7th, 2012 2:23 pm

    Well, at the very LEAST, you can cop a feel…

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