Mario’s a great hero, but he needs to work on planning his dates better.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 18, 2011 · 12:47 PM
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Kind of surprised that this hasn't been submitted yet.
Inb4 Chris Gokartfield
Looks like Bowser is…
*shades*
driving Peach crazy.
*MIAMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII*
Really? I'd heard the story happened the other way around. http://brawlinthefamily.keenspot.com/2008/07/09/b…
Bowser's like: "What did I do this time?"
Also, someone make new Chris face with Bowser's expression.
Also Shawn, I think I have posted this on Halolz should post this thread long time ago…
Peach is looking at this the wrong way, Mario clearly invites Bowser to these things to publicly humiliate him. It's one thing to topple a kingdom with no one else around, it's another to repetitively beat him in front of his biggest fans.
Not only Gokarting, but also tennis, golf, giant board games, soccer and baseball!
Defeat your worst enemy by knocking him into pits of lava
invite him over to race go karts and play board games
In a way, though, she can get some of her own revenge: what else is more humiliating than being beaten in a go-kart race by the princess you captured?
No, seriously: what's more humiliating?
Oh believe me princess, not even your big ass party games are safe…
Two sportal enemies engage in sportal kombat… who will win?! find out next time on Mario Bros. Z!!
Well of course he invited him, he's part of Mario's baseball team.
And football team.
And they play doubles in tennis.
Well at least he didn't invite Bowser to go hunting. New mantle piece anyone?
Never have to see him again?
Pfftahahahahahahahaha-
Oh wait you're serious.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Bowser iz pertty cool guy. Eh kidnaps princess and tries kill yuo, but still goes to your "Mario Partehs".
The art style sure resembles Awkward Zombie
princess is weird… and she wears her formal princess gown to go-karting? at least mario took off his doctor lab coat
"uh…I only invited him so we could beat him again!"
<img src="http://i.imgur.com/l2lLg.png" />
"I'm sorry man, i owed him 5 coins so i just invited him here instead."
Obligatory http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GoKart…
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY
<img src="http://toadscastle.net/images/clip_image006.jpg">
the more the merrier!
now your thinking with sportals… you monster
I am doing it right?
Oh please, we all know that Peach has stockholm syndrome and gets captured on purpose.
Silly Peach, no matter how many times you yell at him, he's just going to ignore you. Why, you ask?
rel="nofollow"> It's a very simple reason.
I always like to pretend that at first everyone was good friends and would go to parties, race each other and stuff like that.
But then that Mario and Peach were snaking, blue shellers bastards who would steal stars at the party and Bowser just snapped. As revenge he kidnapped Peach and then Mario 1 starts.
What? Bowser's a good sport, so everythings fine!
Right Princess?
Princess?
Aw shit
Later, in the SSB Universe….
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"Oops! sorry Mario, was that your last stock? Don't worry I'll revive you in a few days, so just stay still, okay?"
Well maybe if SOMEBODY didn't need to be rescued all the time Mario could make some new friends.
Peach: MARIO, Y U NO KEEP BOWSER AWAY?!
This isn't the first time someone who used to be your enemy turns out to be your best friend:
<img src="http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2010/302/7/1/vegeta_saiyajin_saga_by_raykugen-d31rma5.png">
QUICK MARIO YOU MISSED AN ITEM BLOCK-ah, dammit.
Bros before hoes.