Sportal Enemies

Mario’s a great hero, but he needs to work on planning his dates better.
By Inyuo

Blog Widget by LinkWithin

Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 18, 2011 · 12:47 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (424 votes, average: 4.80 out of 5)
Loading ... Loading ...
Artistic, Bad Ideas, Mario Kart, Nintendo, Off Duty, Sequential Art, Super Mario Bros

· Leave a comment (69 Comments)


69 Responses to “Sportal Enemies”

  1. Psycroc on November 18th, 2011 12:49 pm

    Kind of surprised that this hasn't been submitted yet.

    Inb4 Chris Gokartfield

  2. Peterdivine on November 18th, 2011 12:51 pm

    Looks like Bowser is…
    driving Peach crazy.

  3. VigilanteSpider on November 18th, 2011 12:52 pm

    Really? I'd heard the story happened the other way around.

  4. MasterLuigi452 on November 18th, 2011 1:00 pm

    Bowser's like: "What did I do this time?"

    Also, someone make new Chris face with Bowser's expression.
    Also Shawn, I think I have posted this on Halolz should post this thread long time ago…

  5. ibbolia on November 18th, 2011 1:10 pm

    Peach is looking at this the wrong way, Mario clearly invites Bowser to these things to publicly humiliate him. It's one thing to topple a kingdom with no one else around, it's another to repetitively beat him in front of his biggest fans.

  6. Oddwan on November 18th, 2011 1:17 pm

    Not only Gokarting, but also tennis, golf, giant board games, soccer and baseball!

  7. Frankenstrat247 on November 18th, 2011 1:19 pm

    Defeat your worst enemy by knocking him into pits of lava

    invite him over to race go karts and play board games

  8. bravobuster on November 18th, 2011 1:23 pm

    In a way, though, she can get some of her own revenge: what else is more humiliating than being beaten in a go-kart race by the princess you captured?

    No, seriously: what's more humiliating?

  9. HughbertEsq on November 18th, 2011 1:31 pm

    Oh believe me princess, not even your big ass party games are safe…

  10. ayanleman on November 18th, 2011 1:41 pm

    Two sportal enemies engage in sportal kombat… who will win?! find out next time on Mario Bros. Z!!

  11. Chimental on November 18th, 2011 1:51 pm

    Well of course he invited him, he's part of Mario's baseball team.

    And football team.

    And they play doubles in tennis.

  12. Skrist on November 18th, 2011 1:55 pm

    Well at least he didn't invite Bowser to go hunting. New mantle piece anyone?

  13. CriticalQuit on November 18th, 2011 2:02 pm

    Never have to see him again?


    Oh wait you're serious.


  14. CakeBard on November 18th, 2011 2:10 pm

    Bowser iz pertty cool guy. Eh kidnaps princess and tries kill yuo, but still goes to your "Mario Partehs".

  15. NekoKnight on November 18th, 2011 2:11 pm

    The art style sure resembles Awkward Zombie

  16. MasqueNoMercy on November 18th, 2011 2:27 pm

    princess is weird… and she wears her formal princess gown to go-karting? at least mario took off his doctor lab coat

  17. ChemicalKirby on November 18th, 2011 2:53 pm

    "uh…I only invited him so we could beat him again!"

  18. 7Soul on November 18th, 2011 2:58 pm
  19. Drjolt on November 18th, 2011 3:11 pm

    "I'm sorry man, i owed him 5 coins so i just invited him here instead."

  20. Twilightdusk on November 18th, 2011 3:58 pm
  21. dope92 on November 18th, 2011 4:07 pm


    <img src=""&gt;

    the more the merrier!

  22. vash_ts on November 18th, 2011 4:28 pm

    now your thinking with sportals… you monster

    I am doing it right?

  23. Psychopatrick88 on November 18th, 2011 4:37 pm

    Oh please, we all know that Peach has stockholm syndrome and gets captured on purpose.

  24. Uzumakiclan43 on November 18th, 2011 4:57 pm

    Silly Peach, no matter how many times you yell at him, he's just going to ignore you. Why, you ask?
    rel="nofollow"> It's a very simple reason.

  25. endplanets on November 18th, 2011 5:58 pm

    I always like to pretend that at first everyone was good friends and would go to parties, race each other and stuff like that.
    But then that Mario and Peach were snaking, blue shellers bastards who would steal stars at the party and Bowser just snapped. As revenge he kidnapped Peach and then Mario 1 starts.

  26. PortalMan118 on November 18th, 2011 6:08 pm

    What? Bowser's a good sport, so everythings fine!

    Right Princess?


    Aw shit

  27. Omnomynous on November 18th, 2011 7:04 pm

    Later, in the SSB Universe….

    <img src=""&gt;

    "Oops! sorry Mario, was that your last stock? Don't worry I'll revive you in a few days, so just stay still, okay?"

  28. Dart5340 on November 18th, 2011 7:23 pm

    Well maybe if SOMEBODY didn't need to be rescued all the time Mario could make some new friends.

  29. Krah Klo Zaan on November 18th, 2011 11:51 pm


  30. _XD on November 19th, 2011 3:58 am

    This isn't the first time someone who used to be your enemy turns out to be your best friend:
    <img src=""&gt;

  31. Totema on November 20th, 2011 1:38 am


  32. Dycro on November 20th, 2011 2:16 am

    Bros before hoes.

Feel free to leave a comment...
and oh, if you want a pic to show with your comment, go get a gravatar!