Mario’s a great hero, but he needs to work on planning his dates better.
By Inyuo
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Categories: Artistic, Bad Ideas, Mario Kart, Nintendo, Off Duty, Sequential Art, Super Mario Bros · Leave a comment (70 Comments) |
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Kind of surprised that this hasn't been submitted yet.
Inb4 Chris Gokartfield
Looks like Bowser is…
*shades*
driving Peach crazy.
*MIAMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII*
Really? I'd heard the story happened the other way around. http://brawlinthefamily.keenspot.com/2008/07/09/b…
About-a that Peach, I also Invited Koopa, Donkey Kong and Luigi to go-cartin…Why are you driving a-way? The green light is not-a lit! Peach? Peach?!
Bowser's like: "What did I do this time?"
Also, someone make new Chris face with Bowser's expression.
Also Shawn, I think I have posted this on Halolz should post this thread long time ago…
Peach is looking at this the wrong way, Mario clearly invites Bowser to these things to publicly humiliate him. It's one thing to topple a kingdom with no one else around, it's another to repetitively beat him in front of his biggest fans.
Not only Gokarting, but also tennis, golf, giant board games, soccer and baseball!
Defeat your worst enemy by knocking him into pits of lava
invite him over to race go karts and play board games
In a way, though, she can get some of her own revenge: what else is more humiliating than being beaten in a go-kart race by the princess you captured?
No, seriously: what's more humiliating?
Capturing the hero, and getting beaten by the damsel you held before. For those of you who don't understand, I'm invoking Super Princess Peach.
BitF… Well done
"+1"
Oh believe me princess, not even your big ass party games are safe…
Two sportal enemies engage in sportal kombat… who will win?! find out next time on Mario Bros. Z!!
Well of course he invited him, he's part of Mario's baseball team.
And football team.
And they play doubles in tennis.
I prefer seeing three full teams in rel="nofollow">Super Mario Bros. Z.
(If you haven't heard of this before, go to alvinartwork on Youtube and start at episode 1.)
Nice find! I actually HAVEN'T heard of it before…
Well at least he didn't invite Bowser to go hunting. New mantle piece anyone?
Never have to see him again?
Pfftahahahahahahahaha-
Oh wait you're serious.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Bowser iz pertty cool guy. Eh kidnaps princess and tries kill yuo, but still goes to your "Mario Partehs".
The art style sure resembles Awkward Zombie
And board games. They even went on a wacky adventure on the SNES!
Smash Bros. works wonderful as well.
But I agree. Super Princess Peach is the game when she ACTUALLY kicked Bowser's ass.
Better quality is on Newgrounds you know…
Actually, that's part 2 of the cycle. She gets rescued, then they all go karting*. Mario wins, Bowser gets pissed, and kidnaps Peach. Then Mario has to rescue her, and the cycle repeats. No one is quite sure which came first.
*can be replaced with "play baseball/tennis/basketball/etc
it is pretty similar but the outlines aren't as heavy on inyuo's compared to akwardzombie
princess is weird… and she wears her formal princess gown to go-karting? at least mario took off his doctor lab coat
You guys haven't seen how serious tennis is then. :P
"uh…I only invited him so we could beat him again!"
<img src="http://i.imgur.com/l2lLg.png" />
"I'm sorry man, i owed him 5 coins so i just invited him here instead."
Yeah, but I found the the series on Youtube before episode 7 came out. It wasn't until episode 8 that I realized Alvin Earthworm releases the episodes on Newgrounds. Even so, I'm not necessarily fond of what most people display on that site.
I guess it's someone else's round to Redshop this time, but I'm betting it includes flying turtle shells.
Obligatory http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GoKart…
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY
<img src="http://toadscastle.net/images/clip_image006.jpg">
the more the merrier!
now your thinking with sportals… you monster
I am doing it right?
Oh please, we all know that Peach has stockholm syndrome and gets captured on purpose.
Silly Peach, no matter how many times you yell at him, he's just going to ignore you. Why, you ask?
rel="nofollow"> It's a very simple reason.
Did he ever release episode 9? I remember waiting forever for it until I eventually stopped looking.
BOARD GAMES ON GO KARTS?!?!
Terrible lines from terrible games?
<img src="http://i680.photobucket.com/albums/vv166/nick50887/eggman.jpg">
On that note: FIND THE COMPUTER ROOM!
Anyone else here read "Miami" as "Mama mia"?
Had me fooled for a second, too.
I always like to pretend that at first everyone was good friends and would go to parties, race each other and stuff like that.
But then that Mario and Peach were snaking, blue shellers bastards who would steal stars at the party and Bowser just snapped. As revenge he kidnapped Peach and then Mario 1 starts.
What? Bowser's a good sport, so everythings fine!
Right Princess?
Princess?
Aw shit
Yes, you are never alone.
I like to think that Bowser drops in unannounced to crash the Mario parties & the rest.
Later, in the SSB Universe….
<img src="http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTc4x2sA_xW1HoTXAsIc7VFI0T8ICltYG6qmQan_3TJ197z3c73BC2pzVL_">
"Oops! sorry Mario, was that your last stock? Don't worry I'll revive you in a few days, so just stay still, okay?"
Inviting your mortal enemy to a friendly weekend event? There's a trope for that.
Enter people's houses and smash all their pottery and steal their valuables? There's a trope for that.
For every thing else…there's tropes for those too.
Well maybe if SOMEBODY didn't need to be rescued all the time Mario could make some new friends.
I miss that series…… I wish he hadn't stopped, and continued with it FOREVER!!!!!!
They're really THAT close. Remember, Mario even went INSIDE Bowser once, if you know what I mean…
Looks like ill have to give you a
<img src=http://8wonderstravel.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Robotnik__s_Promotion_by_The__Master-300x218.png>
The Vicious Cycle of Mushroom Kingdom *cue G-mod*
Peach: MARIO, Y U NO KEEP BOWSER AWAY?!
a promotion?
<img src="http://www.sonicstadium.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Sonic-Generations-Egg-Dragoon-Artwork-150x150.jpg">
TIME FOR A CHANGE OF PACE!!
I think you mean 1UP?
ALL MY +1!
Needs caption "Get a load of this!"
This isn't the first time someone who used to be your enemy turns out to be your best friend:
<img src="http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2010/302/7/1/vegeta_saiyajin_saga_by_raykugen-d31rma5.png">
It's all foreplay to her.
Mario doesn't seem to complain either.
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.
"MAMA MIA! Not THAT close!"
FOOTBALL ON TENNISCOURTS?!
rel="nofollow">*HURK!*
NAh nah nah, you need a pic of the frying pan. LOL Legit weapon of women.
Has he stopped making the series? The time gaps between episodes has been increasing each time, and it has been over two years since he released episode 8.
EDIT: Good news, everyone! Alvin's getting back to working on the series! Check out the latest Journal Entry on his DeviantArt page! (Nov 10)
Your pic, needs to be re-sized.
First click this one…
rel="nofollow"> Then this one
QUICK MARIO YOU MISSED AN ITEM BLOCK-ah, dammit.
Bros before hoes.
That's not the first time either. Piccolo.