Sportal Enemies

Mario’s a great hero, but he needs to work on planning his dates better.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 18, 2011 · 12:47 PM 
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70 Responses to “Sportal Enemies”

  1. Psycroc on November 18th, 2011 12:49 pm

    Kind of surprised that this hasn't been submitted yet.

    Inb4 Chris Gokartfield

  2. Peterdivine on November 18th, 2011 12:51 pm

    Looks like Bowser is…
    *shades*
    driving Peach crazy.
    *MIAMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII*

  3. VigilanteSpider on November 18th, 2011 12:52 pm

    Really? I'd heard the story happened the other way around. http://brawlinthefamily.keenspot.com/2008/07/09/b

  4. Fhantinabox on November 18th, 2011 12:58 pm

    About-a that Peach, I also Invited Koopa, Donkey Kong and Luigi to go-cartin…Why are you driving a-way? The green light is not-a lit! Peach? Peach?!

  5. MasterLuigi452 on November 18th, 2011 1:00 pm

    Bowser's like: "What did I do this time?"

    Also, someone make new Chris face with Bowser's expression.
    Also Shawn, I think I have posted this on Halolz should post this thread long time ago…

  6. ibbolia on November 18th, 2011 1:10 pm

    Peach is looking at this the wrong way, Mario clearly invites Bowser to these things to publicly humiliate him. It's one thing to topple a kingdom with no one else around, it's another to repetitively beat him in front of his biggest fans.

  7. Oddwan on November 18th, 2011 1:17 pm

    Not only Gokarting, but also tennis, golf, giant board games, soccer and baseball!

  8. Frankenstrat247 on November 18th, 2011 1:19 pm

    Defeat your worst enemy by knocking him into pits of lava

    invite him over to race go karts and play board games

  9. bravobuster on November 18th, 2011 1:23 pm

    In a way, though, she can get some of her own revenge: what else is more humiliating than being beaten in a go-kart race by the princess you captured?

    No, seriously: what's more humiliating?

  10. AuraBlaze on November 18th, 2011 1:30 pm

    Capturing the hero, and getting beaten by the damsel you held before. For those of you who don't understand, I'm invoking Super Princess Peach.

  11. HughbertEsq on November 18th, 2011 1:30 pm

    BitF… Well done
    "+1"

  12. HughbertEsq on November 18th, 2011 1:31 pm

    Oh believe me princess, not even your big ass party games are safe…

  13. ayanleman on November 18th, 2011 1:41 pm

    Two sportal enemies engage in sportal kombat… who will win?! find out next time on Mario Bros. Z!!

  14. Chimental on November 18th, 2011 1:51 pm

    Well of course he invited him, he's part of Mario's baseball team.

    And football team.

    And they play doubles in tennis.

  15. AuraBlaze on November 18th, 2011 1:51 pm

    I prefer seeing three full teams in rel="nofollow">Super Mario Bros. Z.

    (If you haven't heard of this before, go to alvinartwork on Youtube and start at episode 1.)

  16. ayanleman on November 18th, 2011 1:53 pm

    Nice find! I actually HAVEN'T heard of it before…

  17. Skrist on November 18th, 2011 1:55 pm

    Well at least he didn't invite Bowser to go hunting. New mantle piece anyone?

  18. CriticalQuit on November 18th, 2011 2:02 pm

    Never have to see him again?

    Pfftahahahahahahahaha-

    Oh wait you're serious.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  19. CakeBard on November 18th, 2011 2:10 pm

    Bowser iz pertty cool guy. Eh kidnaps princess and tries kill yuo, but still goes to your "Mario Partehs".

  20. NekoKnight on November 18th, 2011 2:11 pm

    The art style sure resembles Awkward Zombie

  21. wolfpax181 on November 18th, 2011 2:15 pm

    And board games. They even went on a wacky adventure on the SNES!

  22. MasterLuigi452 on November 18th, 2011 2:22 pm

    Smash Bros. works wonderful as well.
    But I agree. Super Princess Peach is the game when she ACTUALLY kicked Bowser's ass.

  23. MasterLuigi452 on November 18th, 2011 2:23 pm

    Better quality is on Newgrounds you know…

  24. EliminatorZigma on November 18th, 2011 2:25 pm

    Actually, that's part 2 of the cycle. She gets rescued, then they all go karting*. Mario wins, Bowser gets pissed, and kidnaps Peach. Then Mario has to rescue her, and the cycle repeats. No one is quite sure which came first.

    *can be replaced with "play baseball/tennis/basketball/etc

  25. MasqueNoMercy on November 18th, 2011 2:25 pm

    it is pretty similar but the outlines aren't as heavy on inyuo's compared to akwardzombie

  26. MasqueNoMercy on November 18th, 2011 2:27 pm

    princess is weird… and she wears her formal princess gown to go-karting? at least mario took off his doctor lab coat

  27. Skrist on November 18th, 2011 2:53 pm

    You guys haven't seen how serious tennis is then. :P

  28. ChemicalKirby on November 18th, 2011 2:53 pm

    "uh…I only invited him so we could beat him again!"

  29. 7Soul on November 18th, 2011 2:58 pm
  30. Drjolt on November 18th, 2011 3:11 pm

    "I'm sorry man, i owed him 5 coins so i just invited him here instead."

  31. AuraBlaze on November 18th, 2011 3:23 pm

    Yeah, but I found the the series on Youtube before episode 7 came out. It wasn't until episode 8 that I realized Alvin Earthworm releases the episodes on Newgrounds. Even so, I'm not necessarily fond of what most people display on that site.

  32. Mentlegen on November 18th, 2011 3:26 pm

    I guess it's someone else's round to Redshop this time, but I'm betting it includes flying turtle shells.

  33. Twilightdusk on November 18th, 2011 3:58 pm
  34. dope92 on November 18th, 2011 4:07 pm

    YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY

    <img src="http://toadscastle.net/images/clip_image006.jpg"&gt;

    the more the merrier!

  35. vash_ts on November 18th, 2011 4:28 pm

    now your thinking with sportals… you monster

    I am doing it right?

  36. Psychopatrick88 on November 18th, 2011 4:37 pm

    Oh please, we all know that Peach has stockholm syndrome and gets captured on purpose.

  37. Uzumakiclan43 on November 18th, 2011 4:57 pm

    Silly Peach, no matter how many times you yell at him, he's just going to ignore you. Why, you ask?
    rel="nofollow"> It's a very simple reason.

  38. BTSnoogans on November 18th, 2011 5:11 pm

    Did he ever release episode 9? I remember waiting forever for it until I eventually stopped looking.

  39. BTSnoogans on November 18th, 2011 5:12 pm

    BOARD GAMES ON GO KARTS?!?!

  40. Skrist on November 18th, 2011 5:19 pm

    Terrible lines from terrible games?
    <img src="http://i680.photobucket.com/albums/vv166/nick50887/eggman.jpg"&gt;
    On that note: FIND THE COMPUTER ROOM!

  41. Alpar on November 18th, 2011 5:49 pm

    Anyone else here read "Miami" as "Mama mia"?

  42. Deep Thought on November 18th, 2011 5:56 pm

    Had me fooled for a second, too.

  43. endplanets on November 18th, 2011 5:58 pm

    I always like to pretend that at first everyone was good friends and would go to parties, race each other and stuff like that.
    But then that Mario and Peach were snaking, blue shellers bastards who would steal stars at the party and Bowser just snapped. As revenge he kidnapped Peach and then Mario 1 starts.

  44. PortalMan118 on November 18th, 2011 6:08 pm

    What? Bowser's a good sport, so everythings fine!

    Right Princess?

    Princess?

    Aw shit

  45. Skrist on November 18th, 2011 6:14 pm

    Yes, you are never alone.

  46. Jimmy on November 18th, 2011 6:45 pm

    I like to think that Bowser drops in unannounced to crash the Mario parties & the rest.

  47. Omnomynous on November 18th, 2011 7:04 pm

    Later, in the SSB Universe….

    <img src="http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTc4x2sA_xW1HoTXAsIc7VFI0T8ICltYG6qmQan_3TJ197z3c73BC2pzVL_"&gt;

    "Oops! sorry Mario, was that your last stock? Don't worry I'll revive you in a few days, so just stay still, okay?"

  48. Xenomorph42Q on November 18th, 2011 7:09 pm

    Inviting your mortal enemy to a friendly weekend event? There's a trope for that.

    Enter people's houses and smash all their pottery and steal their valuables? There's a trope for that.

    For every thing else…there's tropes for those too.

  49. Dart5340 on November 18th, 2011 7:23 pm

    Well maybe if SOMEBODY didn't need to be rescued all the time Mario could make some new friends.

  50. Rocker23220 on November 18th, 2011 8:03 pm

    I miss that series…… I wish he hadn't stopped, and continued with it FOREVER!!!!!!

  51. Rocker23220 on November 18th, 2011 8:06 pm

    They're really THAT close. Remember, Mario even went INSIDE Bowser once, if you know what I mean…

  52. sonicsmash2 on November 18th, 2011 8:54 pm

    Looks like ill have to give you a
    <img src=http://8wonderstravel.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Robotnik__s_Promotion_by_The__Master-300x218.png>

  53. VigilanteSpider on November 18th, 2011 8:59 pm

    The Vicious Cycle of Mushroom Kingdom *cue G-mod*

  54. Krah Klo Zaan on November 18th, 2011 11:51 pm

    Peach: MARIO, Y U NO KEEP BOWSER AWAY?!

  55. dope92 on November 19th, 2011 1:01 am
  56. Shady Kitsune on November 19th, 2011 3:53 am

    I think you mean 1UP?

  57. Shady Kitsune on November 19th, 2011 3:55 am

    ALL MY +1!

  58. Shady Kitsune on November 19th, 2011 3:57 am

    Needs caption "Get a load of this!"

  59. _XD on November 19th, 2011 3:58 am

    This isn't the first time someone who used to be your enemy turns out to be your best friend:
    <img src="http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2010/302/7/1/vegeta_saiyajin_saga_by_raykugen-d31rma5.png"&gt;

  60. Shady Kitsune on November 19th, 2011 3:59 am

    It's all foreplay to her.
    Mario doesn't seem to complain either.

  61. Shady Kitsune on November 19th, 2011 4:00 am

    Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.

    "MAMA MIA! Not THAT close!"

  62. Shady Kitsune on November 19th, 2011 4:03 am

    FOOTBALL ON TENNISCOURTS?!

  63. Shady Kitsune on November 19th, 2011 4:10 am
  64. Jimmy on November 19th, 2011 2:37 pm

    NAh nah nah, you need a pic of the frying pan. LOL Legit weapon of women.

  65. AuraBlaze on November 19th, 2011 3:19 pm

    Has he stopped making the series? The time gaps between episodes has been increasing each time, and it has been over two years since he released episode 8.

    EDIT: Good news, everyone! Alvin's getting back to working on the series! Check out the latest Journal Entry on his DeviantArt page! (Nov 10)

  66. Jimmy on November 19th, 2011 5:40 pm

    Your pic, needs to be re-sized.

  67. Rocker23220 on November 19th, 2011 6:43 pm
  68. Totema on November 20th, 2011 1:38 am

    QUICK MARIO YOU MISSED AN ITEM BLOCK-ah, dammit.

  69. Dycro on November 20th, 2011 2:16 am

    Bros before hoes.

  70. BTSnoogans on November 20th, 2011 8:47 pm

    That's not the first time either. Piccolo.

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