Physics? Bitch, I'm a horse

Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe… maybe. I’ve yet to meet one that can outsmart horse.
Comic by noiplah, submitted by Emily Carlsen.
Screenshot by Emperorr, captioned by Nik [M!NiCR!T]

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 15, 2011 · 11:18 AM 
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Bethesda, Here There Be Dragons, Highly Illogical Captain, PC, Playstation, Science/Math, Sequential Art, The Elder Scrolls, The Great Outdoors, Things Are Heating Up, Wild Animals, Xbox 360

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97 Responses to “BORRIS – BADASS HORSE”

  1. VyseRogueKing on November 15th, 2011 11:24 am

    Borris better stop horsin' around because he's dragon down my suspension of disbelief.

    My god that was horrible. BUt I could have thrown in a tvtropes link as well so be thankful. XP

  2. Marzen on November 15th, 2011 11:28 am

    Man, Borris' Human is awful! He's not even doing anything, he's just there watching Borris in awe!

    Hey, Human! Stop horsing around!

  3. fmarulz on November 15th, 2011 11:29 am

    didn´t need to make it shorter as the name of the website states exactly how I feel.

  4. Nick Soapdish on November 15th, 2011 11:30 am

    Borris is so cool he actually makes you buy DLC horse armour for him and then doesn't wear it anyway.

  5. Armetron on November 15th, 2011 11:37 am

    Gentlemen, Behold I give you Borris, the gravity horse
    by using the same technology as gravity cat he is now able to climb almost vertical cliffs.
    the only side affect is that he is not amused by any dragon and tends to exert his rage on them.

  6. Hareoic on November 15th, 2011 11:39 am

    Boris vs. Agro. Who wins?

  7. Niteclaw1028 on November 15th, 2011 11:46 am

    Even physics bows to Borris.

  8. Shady Kitsune on November 15th, 2011 11:46 am

    "Buck physics, I'm a horse!"

  9. Ernac on November 15th, 2011 11:50 am

    Dem hillside physics remind me of Mount & Blade.

    You will never know joy until you are trotting along at a brisk pace on the 90* angle of a cliff.

  10. Numberplay on November 15th, 2011 11:54 am

    Just waiting for the Chris Redfield joke.

  11. Skrist on November 15th, 2011 12:05 pm

    Breaking physics. Where have I seen that before?
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    Now the horse just needs to run a 360 loop and grind on rails. Either that or Sonic should learn how to carry people from place to place.

  12. Lord_Science on November 15th, 2011 12:19 pm

    This is mah horse
    Mah horse is amazing…

  13. HughbertEsq on November 15th, 2011 12:29 pm

    But will it Blend?
    Probably not…
    Boris Blends BlendTec Blenders with Blinding Blazes of Ballsiness

  14. MasterLuigi452 on November 15th, 2011 12:45 pm

    Bitch, I'm top tier.

  15. GameboyPATH on November 15th, 2011 12:48 pm

    Sorry, Epona, you have been replaced.

  16. straYDoubter on November 15th, 2011 12:49 pm

    Strange. I see horses, but no backlash from the Halolzians. Have we made a breakthrough?

  17. minicrit on November 15th, 2011 12:53 pm

    Hey, I'm the Nik credited in the text at the end of the post, I'm just here to give credit where credit is due:
    Borris the Badass Horse:
    Created by: Noiplah ( as seen in this thread:

    The "Physics? Bitch I'm a horse" picture:
    Created by : Emperorr ( as seen in this thread (

    As much as I love the click-throughs, I can't take credit for either of these images!

  18. androidneo on November 15th, 2011 1:00 pm

    If Chuck Norris had a horse, I think that horse would be Borris.

  19. Mentlegen on November 15th, 2011 1:03 pm

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    This submission pleases Ken-Oh. Yes, that's how Raoh looks like when he is pleased…or in any other moment.

    It's great to see Kokuoh's little brother having fun.

  20. TransPM on November 15th, 2011 1:45 pm

    Look at your screen, now at your man, now back at your screen… I'M ON A HORSE
    Now look at the horse, look down, look back up… IT'S CLIMBING A MOUNTAIN

  21. misterz100 on November 15th, 2011 1:47 pm

    Best horse in all of equ…I mean Skyrim ^ ^

  22. Shawn Handyside on November 15th, 2011 2:00 pm

    Follow up to my original line:
    Who touched Borris? WHO TOUCHED MY HORSE?

  23. Deep Thought on November 15th, 2011 2:01 pm

    Obviously, this horse has a honey badger for a father… It just don't give a fuck

  24. MeatyMcSausage on November 15th, 2011 2:33 pm

    horse have a history of fucking physics
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  25. Zyquux on November 15th, 2011 2:40 pm

    It's not just this horse, rel="nofollow">ALL the horses in Skyrim don't give a buck about physics.

  26. CriticalQuit on November 15th, 2011 2:45 pm

    One does not simply glitch into Skyrim.

  27. CakeBard on November 15th, 2011 2:45 pm

    Hurrrr, Imma Harbinger of Badassery… I mean, Horse.

  28. SirNumel on November 15th, 2011 3:14 pm

    He is… the most interesting horse in the world.

  29. emblemfan on November 15th, 2011 3:44 pm

    Ah screw it
    There isn't room for two awesome horses on this site…

  30. GazzyW007 on November 15th, 2011 3:49 pm

    I suppose we could call him… Chuck Borris?


  31. penguindude42 on November 15th, 2011 4:23 pm


  32. PortalMan118 on November 15th, 2011 7:00 pm

    Borris……..his name sounds like another name. I can't think of it though.

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    OH MY GOD!

  33. Rathial on November 15th, 2011 8:49 pm

    Your Borris must be one of a kind. I've already lost 8 horses in the first day of playing


  34. Krah Klo Zaan on November 15th, 2011 9:47 pm

    I thought Aperture didn't test on animals…

  35. TransPM on November 15th, 2011 10:16 pm

    Still no Chris Horsefield? I guess Chris has been too busy fighting all day in UMvC3

  36. The AntiVillain on November 15th, 2011 10:51 pm

    Princess Celestia doesn't have shit on Borris

  37. Shady Kitsune on November 16th, 2011 4:36 am

    Hello, heroes.
    Look at your steed, now back to me, back at your steed, now back to me.
    Sadly, your steed isn't me. But if they stopped being just a fleshy version of a car and did something useufl, they could kick dragons ass, like me.
    Look down, back up, where are you? You're in Skyrim with the Steed Your Steed Could Hope To Kick Ass Like!

    I AM a horse.

  38. M4DD4WG on November 18th, 2011 5:45 am

    This horse took dancing lessons from Borris " rel="nofollow">

  39. MrSchnappi on November 19th, 2011 10:48 pm

    Bad Horse! Bad Horse!
    Bad Horse! He's bad!
    He rides across the nation, the thoroughbred of sin!

  40. Keyblader616 on November 23rd, 2011 9:17 pm

    Best part is, I have a cousin that works at Bethesda and did the horses.

    Methinks he missed a few things.

  41. SchinTeth on December 12th, 2011 4:37 pm

    Congrats for kickin´the trolls

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