Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe… maybe. I’ve yet to meet one that can outsmart horse.
Comic by noiplah, submitted by Emily Carlsen.
Screenshot by Emperorr, captioned by Nik [M!NiCR!T]
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 15, 2011 · 11:18 AM
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101 Responses to “BORRIS – BADASS HORSE”
Yep, because Team Fortress 2, Pokemon, Minecraft were run down into the ground too!
The horse armor IS Borris
"I am skyrim hero guy. And THIS is my horse."
Your Borris must be one of a kind. I've already lost 8 horses in the first day of playing
:(
well, there hasn't been a good wolf joke in a while
Sorry emblemfan, but Celestia isn't the awesome pony on the site, and there is no room for two, so…
<img src="http://img.ponibooru.org/_images/6e07de591792ef7a71a89b61a457db6e/48876%20-%20Team_Fortress_2%20demoknight%20demopan%20fluttershy.png">
I thought Aperture didn't test on animals…
I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over how badass this pony was.
Someone put a mirror in front of him, and he hasn't been seen since
Still no Chris Horsefield? I guess Chris has been too busy fighting all day in UMvC3
Princess Celestia doesn't have shit on Borris
Or Invisible Wars!
this is the mane reason i hate puns
armor The Borris IS horse.
Posting the video I wanted to post before I got the chance to do so? rel="nofollow">
Says the man with the Crisssss Redfield avatar…
I thank you sir for stopping this crazy pun train, the only thing left to do so to go and ride into the sunset……….
Fuck I did it again didn't I?
pffffff…..screw gravity
Some Dragons think they can outsmart me, Maybe *sniff* Maybe.
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I have yet to meet one who can outsmart Borris.
The horse is Borris in armor
You indeed added to this pun night mare… SONOFABITCH I DID IT TOO!
Hello, heroes.
Look at your steed, now back to me, back at your steed, now back to me.
Sadly, your steed isn't me. But if they stopped being just a fleshy version of a car and did something useufl, they could kick dragons ass, like me.
Look down, back up, where are you? You're in Skyrim with the Steed Your Steed Could Hope To Kick Ass Like!
I AM a horse.
Already done, son.
Look at the submission description.
OH WOW I didn't even see that, sorry guys for repeating it, Ill have to pay more attention next time.
:D
.. Eqskyrimia? (look at the 3rd panel)
lol you messed up the link but that's great ^ ^ ( .http// should have been http:// )
Wait is there a help line e-mail
if there is i'm sorry
This horse took dancing lessons from Borris " rel="nofollow">
Bad Horse! Bad Horse!
Bad Horse! He's bad!
He rides across the nation, the thoroughbred of sin!
Best part is, I have a cousin that works at Bethesda and did the horses.
Methinks he missed a few things.
Congrats for kickin´the trolls
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Borris better stop horsin' around because he's dragon down my suspension of disbelief.
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My god that was horrible. BUt I could have thrown in a tvtropes link as well so be thankful. XP
Man, Borris' Human is awful! He's not even doing anything, he's just there watching Borris in awe!
Hey, Human! Stop horsing around!
http://lookatmyhorsemyhorseisamazing.com/
didn´t need to make it shorter as the name of the website states exactly how I feel.
Yurgh, people and their awful puns! When I'm through wit'chu, boy, yer gonna be so horse-
Aw fuck I did it too.
Borris is so cool he actually makes you buy DLC horse armour for him and then doesn't wear it anyway.
Well there is nothing wrong with puns unless they are extremely terrible, then that just makes them a jack-
Dammit now you made me do it.
Gentlemen, Behold I give you Borris, the gravity horse
by using the same technology as gravity cat he is now able to climb almost vertical cliffs.
the only side affect is that he is not amused by any dragon and tends to exert his rage on them.
Boris vs. Agro. Who wins?
Even physics bows to Borris.
"Buck physics, I'm a horse!"
Dem hillside physics remind me of Mount & Blade.
You will never know joy until you are trotting along at a brisk pace on the 90* angle of a cliff.
Just waiting for the Chris Redfield joke.
Breaking physics. Where have I seen that before?
<img src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/halolz-dot-com-sonic4-hatersgonnahate.gif">
Now the horse just needs to run a 360 loop and grind on rails. Either that or Sonic should learn how to carry people from place to place.
This is mah horse
Mah horse is amazing…
Epona
But will it Blend?
Probably not…
Boris Blends BlendTec Blenders with Blinding Blazes of Ballsiness
Borris is so cool the horse armor DLC is free if it's for him.
Bitch, I'm top tier.
Sorry, Epona, you have been replaced.
Strange. I see horses, but no backlash from the Halolzians. Have we made a breakthrough?
Relevant.
rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">…
Hey, I'm the Nik credited in the text at the end of the post, I'm just here to give credit where credit is due:
Borris the Badass Horse:
Created by: Noiplah (http://www.reddit.com/user/noiplah) as seen in this thread: http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/mb6bh/the…
The "Physics? Bitch I'm a horse" picture:
Created by : Emperorr (http://www.reddit.com/user/Emperorr) as seen in this thread (http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/ma565/bethesda_we_need_to_talk_about_your_horse_physics/)
As much as I love the click-throughs, I can't take credit for either of these images!
If Chuck Norris had a horse, I think that horse would be Borris.
<img src="http://rq87.flyingomelette.com/HNK/1/85/ken-oh.jpg">
This submission pleases Ken-Oh. Yes, that's how Raoh looks like when he is pleased…or in any other moment.
It's great to see Kokuoh's little brother having fun.
Borris is so cool the DLC armor comes with him.
Nobody has posted a pony yet.
I think the equation we're looking at here is the following:
Badass Horse =/= Little Ponies
borris has a field of badassery so strong, your light armor skill increases when he kicks trolls.
Guys stop horsing around-
DAMMIT
Look at your screen, now at your man, now back at your screen… I'M ON A HORSE
Now look at the horse, look down, look back up… IT'S CLIMBING A MOUNTAIN
Best horse in all of equ…I mean Skyrim ^ ^
Follow up to my original line:
Who touched Borris? WHO TOUCHED MY HORSE?
Obviously, this horse has a honey badger for a father… It just don't give a fuck
Hay, hay, hay, hold your horses…ah buck, now you've got me doing it…
<img src="http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/newsfeed/000/121/487/Applebloom brain full of pony.jpg?1318992465" width="400" length="400">
I'm not. The original comic was great, and the first few reaction shots were funny because they were still relevant to the comic, being recent at the time. Now, it doesn't even make sense anymore why we're still shopping that reaction face. For the e-peen? Shame.
horse have a history of fucking physics
<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llmi91JTBu1qiuukyo1_500.jpg"/>
It's not just this horse, rel="nofollow">ALL the horses in Skyrim don't give a buck about physics.
One does not simply glitch into Skyrim.
Hurrrr, Imma Harbinger of Badassery… I mean, Horse.
in SONIC '06, he actually did have to carry a girl around.
Borris: Power Armor is for pussies!
I merely gave what the people asked for, and I stopped because I was receiving death threats.
Borris IS the horse armour.
Physics? The video game world contains floating platforms. We never questioned them then, we ain't gonna question them now.
I always found it more hilarious that being hit by a charging horse just made them fall down without their feet giving way so much as an inch…
In fact, they're the exact opposite. Fuck 20% cooler, Borris is 9001% cooler.
Does it matter? Borris has already fucked them up.
He is… the most interesting horse in the world.
Not on his back. Borris would've shown up Sonic by: keeping her safe, kicking Eggman's ass, then SAVING THE WORLD! All without the chaos emeralds as well.
GRAVITY DENIED!
Sonic 0 what? I think you're being crazy here.
That never existed! It's just a myth like Unleashed!
HnK FTW.
Also, just for the record, watch that horse in the submission die. Kokuoh will shed manly tears like everyone else in the series at least once.
Must…not…post…ponies…
Ah screw it http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpf633IrHE1qd7v…
There isn't room for two awesome horses on this site…
I suppose we could call him… Chuck Borris?
OHGODSTOPKICKINGMEI'LLSTOPPLEASEHELPMESTOPNONONOO
That is true… In a recent documentary about Sonic I watched, they talked about Sonic Heroes, and then started talking about Sonic Colors. Guess nothing happened in between!
After seeing this…
<img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/87/Sonic_and_the_Secret_Rings_coverart.png">
can you blame them?
Yeah… Loftwings do have that annoying ability to… well… fly….
LIKE A HORSE
When I made Hiss I knew it would happen. I got tired of it after my third one, which I believe was MegaMan and a joke of the Pedobear submission. Leave it to Halolz to run the joke into the ground, pulled a regular Courage Kratos.
"it's cost $4.000 to make this horse walks, for 12 seconds"
Guys our pun train has been derailed, let's saddle up and-- FUCK!
Okay, now what have we learned?
THATNORRISISNOONETOMESSWITHMYSPIIINE
just wait until shawn posts a giant list of all the Chris Redfield faces.
"I don't need anyone now"
okay sorry, it just seemed fitting….
I'll go sit in the corner now…
Borris……..his name sounds like another name. I can't think of it though.
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