Great shot kid, that was one in a million!
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Rage comic by SummerDays, submitted by Emily Carlsen
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 14, 2011 · 9:14 AM
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I'm waiting for a mod where killing a single chicken causes dozens of them to swarm you and tear you apart.
"At least I had chicken."
Well time to…
*puts on sunglasses*
chicken out!
*Insertscreamyea.mp3*
Ah, I remember the good old days when you can do anything and no one would attack you.
Now if you steal from one person, the whole town goes up in arms.
You should have acted. They're already here. The Elder Scrolls fans told of their return. Their modding… was merely delay. From the time after Oblivion crashed… when the sons of the Bethsoft Forums would spill their own blood…
But no one wanted to believe, believe they even existed. And when the truth finally dawned… it dawned in hordes or psychotically possessive peasants!
When you kill a chicken you should aggro every chickens.
PETA must be happy about this, at least. They got mad at MW3 because you're allowed to stab rats. They didn't care about all the human violence, but god forbid somebody stab a meaningless rat.
wtf, it's not april yet
I wonder how many comments will "hit the bulls eye" on this post
*Thinks back to being slaughtered by townspeople in Morrowind.* *Thinks further back to being beaten into submission by Daggerfall guards* *Thinks even further back to being stabbed repeatedly by the guards in Arena for fidgeting with a locked door*
Erm, I think we might be remembering different days. Or different games, at least.
Someone should really let that Doväkiin fella know there are certain farm animals to which you should avoid fowl play.
<img src="http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g278/Ovahdrive/HYAAfield-1.jpg">
He should ask Chris HYAAfield.
*le fighting first dragon in the game
"TASTE LIGHTNING, FUCKER!"
accidentally hit a Whiterun guard in the chaos
"PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!"
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-*Killed by guards*"
I can't really take them seriously after they said Nintendo was cruel.
<img src="http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs46/f/2009/221/9/3/Adorable_Pikachu_Cuteness_by_Darcy_Mikellaah.jpg">
NINTENDO.
At first, I was like "I don't remember submitting this.
Then I remembered that Halolz follows me on Twitter.
First thing that came to mind:
<img src="http://art.penny-arcade.com/photos/215551573_XgnZM-L-2.jpg"/>
Sounds like you should have put pots on everyone's heads first
Thats just playing dirty.
I know that if you go into a house with some one inside on Morrowind, you were able to kill them without having to worry about anyone finding out.
ya, it's always been that way as long as you did it sneakily I think, but the games definition of "sneakily" varies between games (please don't annihilate me if I'm wrong)
They'll probobly go on about how killing chickens "scores you points" ignoring the fact that those specific points are a PUNISHMENT for unnecesarry violence.
Or so the redditfacecomic has me understand.
More like fowl play.
Guards; tougher than dragons!
… Well, makes sense, really. How many dragons do you see in a guard filled city street?
You can still do that! Just put buckets and baskets on any nearby peoples heads.
Every other RPG ever.
Enter house, raid closets, break property, steal miscallenia ahd money. NO ONE GIVES A SHIT! Villagers whine about the impending evil overlord take over, the state of the world or how nice their shoes feel.
Yes, they WHINE about how NICE their shoes are!
Cieling shawn is watching you Tweet.
Surprise buttse- NO!
Ah, logic. Purple must make something stealthier, because who has ever seen an army dressed in purple?
If you can still have the title of "ninja" while wearing a bright orange tracksuit, I don't see why not.
You sir get +50 bounty points
The folks over at peta are a bunch of idiots.
Can I get an "amen"?
BOUNTY POINTS:
Turning skyrim into GTA one chicken kill at a time.
Does anyone else notice how killing chickens in RPG games usually end up badly?
Will a "Fuck those idiots" suffice?
Yeah, they're dumb like that. Having a weapon and an animal in the same game is enough to set off bells and whistles.
PETA also was behind terrorist attacks (at least one) against meat packing plants, and stealing mottos from Pixar movies and claiming them as their own.
Relevant? Absolutely not.
Am I bored? Fuck yes.
They also kill the majority of animals brought to them for shelter. This is why I joined MEATA.
Man Existing Above Tasty Animals.
FUS DO RAH!
An Amen, and an Alleluia. PREACH ON, BROTHA!
Wasn't it BF3 that had the stabbed rat?
Yeah, that's pretty sad of me to know.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IT DIDN'T.
Villagers: "YEW BROKE DE ROOLES"
Yeah, he it is a pretty Fowl Ass move of that guy…
That is correct sir! I AM ALWAYS WATCHING
Maybe. I don't care about either game. Saints Row the Third is my November game :D
I bet you thought that meme was still dead
Noooooooooooope
Chuck Testa
Always watching? Even on the forums?!
FUS BAWK CLUCK!
He doesn't watch the forums. It takes care of itself!
Lurking: It's like stalking, only better.
………Why do I want this so badly?
Fight a dragon:
Stand atop its bleeding corpse and strut off your flawless victory.
Fight a bear:
Just consider yourself lucky if you have all of your limbs left afterwards.
i meant that it's not time for shawn to put up half assed posts yet
Little did he know, that was the last female chicken around for 9001 miles.
Yeah, I don't have the money for BF3 or MW3, so I guess my November game is my borrowed copy of Metal Gear Solid 2. :/
Always watching? Like, even when we think it's alone time?
It's funny because the chicken gets dead.
I dunno, but they'd probly get the Point across. These people are rather Sharp.
"Screw the rooles, i have chicken"
just because you haven't been playing skyrim 25/8 doesn't mean everyone else hasn't.
Just because you think that skyrim is the greatest game since Mega Man X coughitsnotcough doesn't mean you should -1 this man. I agree that the humor level of this post is not up to normal standards. Besides, we all know that a month from now, skyrim will be the last thing on our minds. (Cannot wait for The Old Republic)
So much for being light hearted. also I was not the one who fired the -1cannon.
No one kills Chickens in my town! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence!
Wow, people killing chickens in the town? That's terrible. *takes a bite out of chicken leg from KFC* +50 bounty points? OH SHIT NO
Zelda : Extreme Graphics Edition
looks like the colonel is at it again.
Ah. I shall dispense apologetic +1s
Right? Fighting Hagravens, Bears, or Whispmothers is far more dangerous than fighting a dragon, especially since the retarded AI for the dragons has them flying off to the left somewhere to kill an extremely threatening RABBIT or something.
They are. Dragons are easy to dodge, but god forbid I pissed off a single Whiterun guard at the beginning of the game. Those fuckers have quite a large health pool and could kill me in no time flat in one-on-one combat.
Or you could always shell out about $8 to rent Assassin's Creed: Revelations.
And then all was right with the world again.
Obviously not; we haven't had our complimentary coura--*bound and gagged by fellow Halolzers*
actually, i played it for a bit, beat the first dragon, i still find it stupid, the joke not the game.
If you look closely, you can see this guy in the group of townspeople that wants to kill that guy for killing the chicken.
<img src="http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100718142914/ed/images/4/4b/EdAngry2172.png" width="412">
Link. Now that guy could tell you a few things about what happens when you attack chickens.
When it comes to Shawn, there is no alone time. Only Shawn time.
Yes! This! Quick my fellow Halolzians, get on the phone and call your local modders and tell them to get off their asses and make this dream a reality for the good of mankind.
A full blown rage comic unashamedly brandishing itself on Halolz? Well I never.
Doesn't know what "bounty" means?
That player sounds like a relative of this one guy I was playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 with last night.
Random Dude: "Hey!!! There's a riot shield!!!"
Another Random Dude: "Yeah, it's pretty fun to smack people with."
Random Dude Again: "Wait, what's melee?"
Me: <img src="http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/newsfeed/000/185/168/misc-jackie-chan-l.png?1318992465" length="450" width="450">
could I get an example of these stolen mottos?
Hey, you can shoot seagulls and sea lice in that game.
With a rocket launcher! :D
Careful about the seagulls though, they can AND WILL shit on your face.
I guess I should chicken out before half the town is throwing pitchforks at me.
Grand Theft Steed: Skyrim
Because I doubt they use cars in that setting.
Zelda isn't an RPG, it's just an adventure game.
No matter how strong you are, there is always a rabbit somewhere that can kick your ass.
(No one probobly gets this…)
My name is Ed. You killed my chicken. Prepare to die.
That would be unwise Sir, due to the fact that the last Gallus domesticus had an arrow shoved up his rump.
HOLD IT!
Well, it was just one motto. "Fish are friends, not food." from Finding Nemo. They used it publicly without permission, violating the copyright on the movie.
I'm actually not so much an Assassin's Creed fan. I'll probably get around to playing the rest of the series at some point, but right now I don't really feel like I'm missing out.
Even worse than Waluigi Time!
The new dread pirate.
Then I'll just high-tail it.
SPEAK NOT OF THIS, PEASANT!
PETA had a good idea, but totally and completely fucked up the execution.
Stop cockfights and dogfights and puppy mills? Yeah, full support.
Dumping buckets of blood on people? Hell no, you psychopaths.
Massive world to explore.
Dragons and trolls to slay.
Baskets to place on heads.
And you're fucking around with the chickens!?
…
We'll make a hero of you yet!
<img src="http://www.videogamesblogger.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/cucco-screenshot-zelda-ocarina-of-time.jpg">
So much this.
The pun! The Legend of Zeldaness! The Chris Redfield! This is truly the pinnacle of Halolzian perfection!
That was the joke, friend. :C
Memes do not die. They simply lie dormant, waiting for someone to bring them up again.
There are dragons? Thanks for the spoiler.
If this guy had bothered to play a Zelda game, he would know that nothing good ever comes from killing chickens.
When it comes to killing, looks like this guy went of half-cocked
slowpoke.jpg
It is kinda ironic
Bacon is bad but killing animals for no reason is A-OK!
More like Ed Pirate!
Part of me don't want to Troll. But BT you set me up.
My childhood is happy
Resident Zelda: Skyrim Sword?
TRIPLE CROSSOVER HURT BRAIN! HNNNNNG!!!
What if Shawn is Waluigi?
SHAWALUIGI?!
A pirate episode would have been fun.
No, the one where they're giving cruises on a shoddy raft doesn't count, as the Kankers were pirates only briefly.
This is Halolz, how many comments are actually serious?
Especially ones that link to humor sites?
--> Resist arrest
It's not a spoiler if freaking outdoor advertisements show them.
Is Courage Kratos the new Candle Jack or someth-
Monty Python and the Holy Grail…maybe?
I remember seeing if you didn't kill the rat it would bite your finger and you'd get found and machine gunned down, I laughed because your last act is to flip off the rat
*cue big brother picture*
Shawn Handyside is watching you
that'sthejoke.jpg
you ever notice how the roar that dispels storms sounds like your telling it to fuck off (yes, I am just saying this because I don't have many other jokes for this game)
Also, they got offended by Mario's Tanooki suit because they said Mario is promoting wearing fur. They even went so far as to make a game out of it: http://features.peta.org/mario-kills-tanooki/
THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!
Vegeta: I see what you did there…
(Lurking and Stalking)