When all else fails, use fire! Oh wait, Heat Man’s weapon blows… just use dem METAL BLADES!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 7, 2011 · 6:01 PM
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Did you know the site has over 2,500 video game themed lolz? 
I am interested to see what kind of Chris Redfield face we see for this one. :O
inb4 Redfield D: face
wait… did he us spinning metal blades to kill the robot master who uses spinning metal blades?! man why didn't i think of that… his weakness is himself!
Working on it.
Lay off with the blades, son! Even robots with big laser shooters have to hold back on 'da blades!
When I played Mega Man 2, the only time I panicked was when I either A) Ran out of metal blades or B) Found an enemy immune to metal blades.
Wiley's first attempts at creating Robot Masters were… less than well thought out.
He really should have stuck with yoinking Light's creations instead.
In all fairness, there are very few situations in life you can't get out of with the application of a number of spinning metal blades.
Now you know. and knowing is half the battle.
Crazy Buzz Saw Murderer claims another victim: Woodman found brutally murdered.
Harumph. You did decide to post more things that have been posted on Dueling Analogs, didn't you Shawn? >:U
This will definitely help me in real life!
When in doubt, use buzz saws.
I see your Metal saw blades, and raise you my METAL BAWKSES
They shoulda saw that one coming.
A new challenger approaches:
Metal blade vs. METAL GEAR!
The other half are spinning metal blades
<img src="http://i.imgur.com/4iUHj.jpg">
Lovingly done in MS Paint.
Even with this awesome guide, I can’t defeat Airman
Even with this amazing guide, I still can't defeat Airman!
Like anyone even needed Metal Blades to defeat Bubble Man…
The Robot Masters in Mega Man 4 and 9 weren't Wily's creations, so he probly learned, had a lapse in memory for the next four games, and learned again.
Ravenholm thaught us: Sawblades Ftw
Looks like Wily's not gonna get the deposit back on those Robot Masters….
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"Metal Blades won't help you against me…"
rel="nofollow"> Mandatory Relevant Japanese Song Post
The problem?
A big, mean, metal, mother hubbard who wants to make you explode into light.
The solution?
Use metal blade. And if that don't work, use more metal blade.
Not bad.
Jock bad grades?
I LIKE BLADES!
Awkward dates?
I LIKE BLADES!
Don't like blades?
I LIKE BLADES!
Heat man's weapon blows…
FIRE!
Once again we can't beat Air Man~
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=535180…
Airman: "I suck AND blow!"
Won't somebody please make a pro as heck guide to beating Airman!?
We need to have a Chris Redfield contest.
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Edit: Holy crap, my epeen, it haz 3 digits D:
*dances with Dr. Wilyfield*
IT FLASHES…
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I came, I saw, I conquered!
The only thing I need as Megaman are blades, lazers, and…blazers
Well, there was one documentary about getting rid of air. I think the same principles would apply here. Take a look: rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">…
or any weapon in general
It's not like it's the Spanish Inquisition or anything…
and trains
veni, secare, vici…
doesn't have quite the same ring to it
QUICKSOMONEMAKEOBAMAFIELD
…I wish I knew how to shoop D:
and mountains
I'm I the only one who see that he is using the metal blade againts metal man on his stage?
Whoever has the best Chris Redfield face should win a Chris Redfield T-shirt.
But I'll just keep living in my fantasies. :P
How can anything be immune to metal blades? That's as impossible as shutting off gravity. Wait… gravity is immune to metal blades. I see now… well played.
I would rather see MegaRedfield.
If only this was around in Megaman and Bass…Freaking Astro Man.
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JUMP'N'SHOOT! JUMP'N'SHOOT!
Nope, in the non-hardmode MM2, Metal Blades wipes out Metal man in like…2? Or is it 3…but anyway, it's stupidly overpowered against everything that isn't immune to metal blades.
"Just down that tunnel is Castle Wily. We don't go there anymore."
Panel to the bottom left…hit Metal Man with Metal Blades even though you haven't beat him yet.
Step 1: Grab a long stick of some sort.
Step 2: Shove it in his fan body.
Step 3: Jam his fanblades.
Step 4: ???
Step 5: PROFIT.
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"Yeah I get it"
Correction:
Step 3: Stick is chopped up and splinters fly everywhere.
Step 4: Megaman gets a splinter in his eye.
Step 5: ???
Step 6: NOT profit. =(
The bipedal tank or just some old cog?
It's a great way of solving arguements too! =D
My dry cleaner seems a bit uneasy, but is happy I'm his most frequent customer. :3
I heard someone issued a challenge on Chris Redfield images.
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Challenge accepted.
It looks like Woodman
<img src="http://images.uncyc.org/fi/thumb/e/eb/HoratioCaine.jpg/300px-HoratioCaine.jpg" alt="">
Has logged off.
The battle itself was cut in half by spinning metal blades.
<img src="http://img110.imageshack.us/img110/4633/themegaman2troopbycyberbd2.jpg">
Fact: Four out of Eight Robot Masters contain Metal Blades.
And turtles.
FUCK! It took me a moment to get the joke here.
Well played.
rel="nofollow">RIDIN' ON CARS!
YEAH LEMONS!
Heatman's Weapon: the ORIGINAL charged shot.
NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!
<img src="http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20060828224104/uncyclopedia/images/3/31/Spinquisition.jpg">
I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS!
No seriously, stop shooting me, those lemons, they're citrus filled PAIN!
What if they are invited?
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Love how Metal Man is punching his own face in. XD
Both.
Looks like those villains *sunglasses* didn't make the cut.
"Heat Man's weapon blows." It kills Wood Man way faster than the Metal Blades do. Just sayin'.
Objection!
fear my coffee related wrath…and the fact i can link words
Final statement!
Shawn, you need to host an official Chris Redface Contest right away.
Can't argue with that!
Then it's not an inquisition!
It's a teaparty!
His arm is behind his shoulder…
Intense pain must be the cause of his expression.
YEAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
(cause you forgot.)
(and the sunglasses.)
(you don't get those, cause you forgot.)
(i'm using a lot parenthesis, aren't i?)
All I need as Zero is a Laser Blade.
does he Swalot?
Does he Swellow?
Except for when you have to face him again in the gauntlet of Robot Masters in the endgame
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Come at me Bro
There were some enemies (those fucking walker guys, for example) where when I chucked a metal blade at it… IT BOUNCED OFF.
My reaction was always OH SHIT I'M FUCKED
Mega Man 2 taught us first…
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relevant..air…air guitar….get it?
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I SMELL NEW SHIRT IDEA.
I mastered the art of firin Malaysia long ago.
In every sense of the word :>
Ah! But you have yet to master the art of shooping da whoop, my son.
You still have much to learn!
Nope.avi, he's just looking at the American Megaman boxart.
YEAH! METAL BLADES!
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=535246…
step 1: cut a hole in the box.
He has big balls
….this is painfully accurate…
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=535248…
Do it Shawn, you know you want to~
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NO!
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i can put music on my objections…can you?
Or high explosive. There isn't a problem in the world that cannot be solved with large quantities of high explosive.
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::Buys 6 Frozen Hearts :: YOUR METAL BLADES CANNOT HURT ME MAUAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
I SAW what you did there.
BALLS OF STEEL!!
How can such punnery be so far down the list?
I'm the only one allowed to be a pretentious coffee guzzling douchebag here!
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Oh… GOD! QUICK! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!
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And pudding
inb4panicbecausebladesdon'tworkonfinalboss.
And doctors and lawyers and cops…
…We were talking about things we hate right?
It isn't Redfield, but they will have to do… for now.
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I'd like to see someone edit Chris Redfield as Woodman on fire now.
GET TO IT!
OBJECTION!!
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ORDER IN THE COMMENTS!
Or fire. Fire always works.
When I hear "I like pudding" I think of Abridged Yugi's Grandpa.
I swear, I put in an Horatio image there. It just disappeared after I rechecked the page and I just thought "fuck it."
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I see your boxes of metal, and raise you my BAWLS OF STEEYUL!
The battle and Metal Man's health was cut in half by spinning metal blades.
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And then the universe exploded. The end.
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I was so bored I had to try my hand at one. I feel as if I could have done better… simply shameful on my part.
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That brings up the question. What's Megaman's weakness?
You know, other than Capcom denying him existence.
The balls aren't inert in this case.
You crazy kids, rel="nofollow"> and your thinking.
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<img src="http://www.gifbin.com/bin/1237811519_chuck-norris-approves.gif">
his weakness is rel="nofollow">SPIKED WALL MAN!
and CEREAL! *boom*
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That's not a plan to beat Airman!
It's the first step in making Airman the perfect present!
I see your bawls of steeyul, and raise you a STEEL TOED BOOT TO THE HEAD.
<img src='http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/5375/zomgi.png' border='0'/>
SOMEBODY USE THEIR PROGRAMS I DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS.
"They should've just called Megaman 2 Jump'n'Blade man…Hey man, what you doin'? Oh nothing, just JUMPIN' AND BLADIN'. JUMP AN' BLADE MAN! JUMP AND BLADE!"
<img src="http://img836.imageshack.us/img836/9484/jumporshoot.jpg">
HOLY SHIT I CAN JUMP AND SHOOT IN THIS GAME?!
"What're you gonna do next? Oh ah er I'm gonna ah run to the right and uh JUMP'N'BLADE"
For Megaman X, Replace "Metal Blade" With Homing Torpedo.
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That idea is amazing!!
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Except when what you're trying to killitwithfire either reflects or it heals them in some way.
The only two situations that can be made worse with fire.
And adding to the list of panacea for life issues, there is no situation that cannot be handled by Macguyver.
Also, there's a finely powdered chemical compound that smolders at around 540 Fahrenheit when exposed to oxygen. This means you can carry more fire with you than you normally would because a few granules is enough for one count of arson.
I kinda want to use that quote for a shirt design now. :O
True but you can kill Woodman so fast with Metal Blades it doesn't even really matter if one weapon is slightly more efficient!
JUMPN'SHOOT MAN!
JUMPN' SHOOT!
He would be good for around the house…
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Or lemons.
Hey Megaman, whatcha doin'?
OH NOTHIN', JUST JUMPIN'-N-SHOOTIN'!
This is what compensation looks like.
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LMAO we love shirts almost as much as we love top hats and monocles.
MD's Cashier: "Ok heres your change" (5 pennies)
Me: No, i don't want pennies (Buzzsaws)
Think of all the people who'd love to wear a super obscure meme on their chest!
It took me a second, and then I literally laughed out loud. You've done a good job son.
Nor in his other pants pocket.
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In megaman games, the quickest way to win is to pick the weakest master robot and then work your way counter clockwise around the intro screen.
The one to the left of metal man is the cause of is self inflicted injuries.
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When i see a "objection" link. I think the person has a well thought out argument concerning my comment, guess I'm wrong.
shawn, there isn't a help line email
Could you make one (WHERE IS IT)
You may want to rethink that strategy… Ryze is coming.