Monoculus… ruining perfectly good Demoman quotes since 2011.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 3, 2011 · 12:19 PM
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Sure didn't see this one coming.
Eye see what you did there.
Wonder where the Heavy's planning to put that sandvich…
You beat me to it, you magnificent bastard!
That Demoman's going into shock! Get me 10cc of adrenaline!
NO! Give him AIDS!
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Here's looking at you, kid…
Relevant!
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All ya dandies prancin aboot with your Eyeballs full of heads!
I guess they caught his eye, son.
This. It was the first thing that popped in my head. Great minds think alike I suppose.
Vira-Lorr was here.
Demoman is jealous.
<img src="http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/3672/viralorr.jpg">
And then the Demoman went to Alcoholics Anonymous.
Careful with that finger. You'll poke an eye out with that.
He plans to watch it, of course. He's going to stare at it, all day long and quite a while into the night.
I guess this comic was pretty eye catching (screw the YEEEAAAH)
Tien Shinhan would like a word with you.
Better, as the Scout:
"I'm gonna beat on your skull 'till I hit…. uhh… *whispers to medic* … 'till I hit the optic nerve!"
Damn it, ya beat me to it. I guess from now on I'll have to keep my eye on you.
…a little late there. You really ought to keep your eye on the ball.
Har har har
Heie does not appreciate cheap rip-offs of his jigan eye, it doesn't even glow or summon the darkness flame.
::note I know that he didn't create the jigan eye, but he is the only known user of it::
That's about as likely as Demopan taking off his hat.
Alternate:
… HEADS MADE OF EYEBALLS!
Just wait until they start skateboarding
(yes this is a Tony Hawk's Pro Skater reference)
And that's about as likely as me losing my mountain
…Err, perhaps some context is in order.
Satori are mythical beings in Japanese folklore, often depicted with a third eye that can be used to see into someone's mind/heart.
Eye don't want to live on this planet anymore…
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=534282…
PRANCING ABOUT WITH YER EYEBALLS FULL OF HATS!
Now I want a version of this where everyone is wearing a monocle.
It's a feast for the eye!
It's all fun and games…
Eye think eye´ll start Screaming now…
I'd be horrified too, if everybody was wearing my missing eyeball on their heads.
Demochris?
<img src="http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g278/Ovahdrive/demochris.png">
Obligatory.
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Bitches please…
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BITCHES PLEASE!
<img src="http://pictures.todocoleccion.net/tc/2009/10/23/15504715.jpg" /IMG>
Not enough swords, nooblord.
Hopefully they don't end up getting impaled.
These two need more +1s for an epic 5secondfilms tag-team.
HEAVY'S FISTS, THEY ARE MADE OF STEE-
wait, they have an item for that…
ZE HURTING REWARDS MORE ZAN ZE HEALI-
oh… well points are credible…
I LOVE MY BAL-
…you know what nevermind.
Looks like the demo finally took a detour into …<img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_WdAaBeFvx78/TFcZ9SyOWLI/AAAAAAAAARU/WRrOW-uWins/s400/TwilightZone1.jpg"/>
Well, I do have several tactical nuclear warheads with the combined yield large enough to remove North Kanto from existence, I'm pretty sure thats enough to make you lose your mountain.
Very humorous.
until an eye ascends from the control point and starts shooting eye laz0rs.
Well, in some ways Heie does use it to see inside someone's heart, he just destroys everything around it in the process.
Too bad you don't have a mouth now.
<img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_3sU0MnRawMI/TPkXK7oB0FI/AAAAAAAABq0/DayEbS2z4Es/s1600/asura%2Bnine%2Bsword.jpg" /IMG>
Sorry, you saying?
An eye for an eye
Demo's next line:
"Eye! What just happened?"
Nah, they'll just start jumping through cakes: rel="nofollow">
(about 30 seconds in)
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Just remember their weakness.
All ya dandies prancin' aboot with yer heads made of eyeballs!
Hmmm
Halloween 2012: Introducing…. HATS!…. FOR YOUR EYES!
"all ye dandies prancin' about wi' ye Hats full o' Eyeballs!!"
If you'd like Red to say:
"Well, too bad that my mountain is in Johto… or is it…
*checks map, only to find a big hole in the map where the mountain would be*"
+1 this comment
If you'd like Red to say:
"Well, guess what; that mountain is a decoy; the real mountain is buried deep in the earth, right below it"
+1 this comment
or…
If you'd like Red to say:
"Wait, did you say North Kanto? That's Mt. Moon! You want to nuke the (Mt.) Moon!
I hate Zubats as much as the next guy, but think this through; innocent Clefairy and Clefable live there"
+1 this comment
(or just reply to this comment; either works for me)
FEAR MY LAZAR FACE!
Eyelander will now be re-purposed into a stabbing weapon in the next patch.
How is that last panel not a "and then demoman was an eyeball"
…And to think One Piece is on year ten… Halfway through it's planned story-arc. just imagine how much eff'n weirder Oda is going to take this sh*.
Yep. It sure blindsided me.
I believe you mean "The Tweyeleyeght Zone"
How many different versions of this picture are we going to have by the end of the year? Takin' all bets.
Alternate 2:
All ya dandies prancin' about with your team full of eyeballs!
I'll see your obscure video game reference and raise you another obscure video game reference!
Just wait til they grow teeth!
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ee-yup…
at least its not predictable…
…hell, the only thing that you can foresee is that it will be out every week…
So the scout is a spEYE?
No? I'll just go sit in the corner then.
haxx!!!!
--CHALLENGE ACCEPTED--
Eh, I've been making terrible puns all week. One of them was bound to backfire eventually.
The number is greater than the number of pokemon that there are
so long as they don't end up like this:
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I'm fine with it
because then he can't have his drink
First chris redface,
Then hiss redfeild,
then demochris.
WE MUST GO DEEPR!
Yeah, not like dragon ball.
…Until somone gets scammed out of their hats.
Wait I got to looking at that image again… Is he turning into an avatar or representation of the Indian God of Death?
But that's Demo's weakness too!
I guess the Dalokohs Bar could be considered eye candy.
What if I reply AND +1?
sort of, he is doing the "asura nine sword technique"
Half way through the arc and only 520 or so episodes. Ya know, only about 12,480 minutes if you cut out the commercial time (leaving you about 24 minutes each).
208 hours!
8.6 (repeating of course) days!
His head explodes. Sadly I lack the correct gif and knowledge on how to post it. I shall go hang my eye in shame.
Head! Head! I mean my head in shame!
You win a free trip to Koridai
His tears will do the screaming for him
Which means he could use his own weakness to the fullest advantage!
"I hate you all so much."
-begins slow clap-
Why is he so scared? Doesn't he have some extra Eyepatches on him?
HEADSHEADSHEADSHEADSHEADSHEADSHEADS
Special edition after commentary dialouge:
And uhh, look here.
We have our very own Dr. Monoculous T-shirt, and hey! It's a Dr. Monoculous action figure.
Isn't that great Dr. Monoculous?
"EVEN BETTER THAN AIDS!"
Oh good, the slow clap processor made it on here.
And if you have the ghastlier gibus,
Introducing….EYES!…FOR YOUR HATS!
"Yeah, next time, try two eyes!"
*makes a version of this image for each kind of pokemon*
I AM PREPARED
Yeah, sorry. Best I could come up with. :\
Something weird occurred to me during the Monoculus event. Demoman only has one eye, yet I'd say his weapons require the most depth perception of any in the game.
He must have been abusing the Eyelander.
Eye, eye, eye, what's going on here?
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I hope the fact that I drew this in 2009 doesn't ruin it for anyone. Lol.
I would say "What the fuck" but then I realized I stopped caring about One-Piece when it came out on cartoon network.
Why is the demoman so upset? Everyone has the same disability as him now. He's been fighting for years with one eye, so he should have the advantage over them from sheer experience.
The spy can't backstab efficiently anymore because he can't judge distances and will blow his cover half the time, and the scout will pull out his bat and start swinging seconds too soon.
Why mourn the loss of a catch-phrase if it's replaced with being king of a battle-field of one-eyed mercenaries?
It looks like his head is facing the wrong way.
Actually, wouldn't having just one eye provide more vision than having 1 of 2 eyes? Look at Cyclopses, or maybe even Wheatley?.. So as you can see, the Demoman is still at a visible disadvantage.
feels good man
I gave you a sympathy +1 c:
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Wait you don't want them to end up like a washed up show falling to its knees?
Better than AIDS? THATS IMPOSSIBRU!
I gave him one because it was creative.
The worse the pun, the better it is, if that makes sense.