Chuck… you blockhead!
By Steve Pierski [Dueling Analogs]
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 2, 2011 · 11:52 AM
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Categories: Artistic, Cray-Z Crossovers, Cutesy Wutesy, Depressing, Disguises, Haloween, Holidays, Nintendo, Pokémon, Rockin' Out, Sequential Art · Leave a comment (108 Comments) |
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Thats not a rock, THIS is a Ditto!
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So they changed the classic Fire-Water-Grass lineup for the starters?
Hate to say it but Snivy and Oshawott definitely beat Geodude.
I'd take a Geodude over a derpy Oshawott any day.
http://myfacewhen.com/244/
Stupid overflow….
Bloody beat me to it.
*Fist bumps Mick Dundee*
I don't know if it's just my opinion, but it seems that Halolz is getting many of its' posts from Dueling Analogs lately.
Joey got a rattata, I know cause he keeps calling to tell me how its in the top percetage of all rattata.
There has only been one Dueling Analogs post on halolz per month. (If even that.)
Don't fret Charlie Brown, you could always learn how to use it from the best around.
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Lucy always pops out of the pokeball right before it clicks.
I got a rock as well!
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Wait…
At least he didn't get a Tepig, so he can't really complain.
Yeahm they do-….
I see what you mean there… =3=
He'll use your frying pan… as a DRYING pan!!!
Ah, good old rock. Nothing beats that!
I just wanted candy
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Ha! I win. Best two out of three?
Gah! Shut up Brock!
Also Steve is awesome so I should post his stuff MORE often!
Gah shit. Pokemon and very old memories do not mix that well in my book.
Perhaps, but I feel like I'm getting half as much video-game humour this way.
Halloween at the saffari zone, throw treats to your favorite pokemon!:
Tauros: I got a rare-candy!
Pincer: I got a Carbos!
Chansey: I got a rock.
DO IT AND YOU SHALL WIN FOREVER!
No one ever said you had to look at it. Or say anything about it for that matter. :D
*Cocks shotgun* Unless you want someone to do such.
well, in the first generation the fire type was a poor choice for beginners because the first gym leader used rock types.
So what better way to fix this than to make all future gens (with a friend AND rival getting the leftovers) Water Grass Rock so that whoever gets the rock is royally fucked.
It really isn't. Joey's rattata is such a fail that the only thing that fails worse is Joey himself. In fact, I'm pretty sure the stunted development of said rattata is due to concentrated fail emanating from joey.
That same failure lead Joey to have delusions of granduer, making him believe his rattata is special so he can feel better about his miserable poverty striken life.
Joey is poor because every trainer who challenges him takes his lunch money. He probably eats out of the garbage can and lives in a cardboard box. Except he probably already lost the box because some traveling asshole bought it from him and then challenged Joey to a fight to get the money back. (Gary Fucking Oak needed a box to store all of his badges and misc. prizes and his goddamned evee)
you promised you wouldn´t bring tom again!
of all worst things you could have remembered this is THE. WORST. THING!
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The rock is now diamonds!
Pokemon is like Guile's theme, except it actually DOES go with everything.
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Not a long enough comment.
Also, not sure if sarcasm or just stupid…
You can still win SHODAK!!!
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You got a rock? I got a horse that's on fire…
what?
no pokepuns?
awwww
Yeah… I'm not sure what you're trying to do here. I think you're trying to be funny but I don't know. Gonna give you a plus 1 because of all the hate that's about to come your way so you might wanna think on how you tell the joke.
Also, Joey's Rattata is in fact in the top percentage of rattata because it has perfect IVs.
I think you mean DIEHAMUNDS!
Well I-i-i-i-i got a Robot
"I AM A ROBOT"
"I WILL NOT FELL PITY. OR REMORSE.OR COMFORTABLE (In this suit). OR FEAR"
"I DO NOT KNOW WHERE I AM!"
Hush Registeel…
"BLEEP BLOOP!"
Now dance for my entertainment!
"BLEEP!" rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">…
By the end of the night, good ol' Charlie Brown's PC boxes were filled with Geodudes. I guess they went trick-or-treatin' in [insert cave from gens. I-IV here] this year.
Yeah, but if you nurture your rock it will be pretty awesome. (Golem)
Anything is possible when you are a pony.
Seto Kaiba: OH MY GOD! A GIANT ROCK!
so who's woodstock?
Occupy Route 30
Protest the 1% of rattatas and their trainers who keep the other 99% down
Not sure if serious… or batshit insane
after all, he is insulting joey's rattata; that's like insulting Chuck Norris!
and a 10.0 GPA at that creepy fat guy's pokemon school
I would have said more like this: http://myfacewhen.com/397/
but that's just me
Just telling him won't work
*grabs an Officer Jenny, tosses her in front of Brock*
that should do it
Pokemon predicted it! (Obama's presidency)
Mind if I join in? I brought my Scizor
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I wanted that Chansey
More like
everyone got rocks %5Co/
Joe-Dude Biden?
I'm on a horse.
…
Wait…
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Then that ryhorn evolves and this is staring you down:
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Yeah but you have to trade it and have that other person give it back…
*gasp of realization*
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Well Woodstock's yellow, so…..
Zapdos?
Woodstock has never been so epic sounding.
dangit you beat me to it
First thing that came to my head when i saw this…
rel="nofollow">I LIKE TRAINS
…Now I'm half expecting a rock slide
No, they didn't predict it… they helped him WIN with that poster, lol.
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OMG a gian-
FOR THE LOVE OF CRAP!!!
Hey know we know what the object of Charlie Brown's affection the little red-haired girl actually looks like
<img src="http://www.members.tripod.com/animefan25/images/Pokemon/misty.gif">
*note: don't google image search Misty while at work. Even with safe search on the results are oh so wrong.
Nurture is a synonym for having two handhelds and free time to level it.
It's in the dictionary, and I have two relevant degrees.
On guy on Sheep.
OH MY GOD ANOTHER GIANT ROCK
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screw the rock, I have money
*tests that*
oh dear god you are right!
*gouges out eyes*
Could have been worse kid
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Could have been much worse…
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It's google.
Wait a minute… Did you actually expect them to listen to you? Funny.
No, have a Dragonite instead.
Just as bad as a rock slide though, considering it gets that and an arsenal of moves that really should not be legal.
I still do not understand why they did not throw rocks at the worker.
I always though pokemon were like spies… everyone and everything is one.
Hope it doesn't rock your boat without them.
Sorry, the Gaga commanded me too Red D:
So much for the next post being the eight runners up to the pumpkin carving contest, LIKE SHAWN SAID IT WOULD.
I lol'd pretty damn hard.
Just because we had one bad fire type is no reason to throw them out of the triangle!
F**king Emboar!
Insheeption.
The pioneers used to ride those things for miles!
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSPS3K0QV…
So, it's like Guile's Theme.
The only difference is that it really DOES go with EVERYTHING. Weren't you listening?… Or… Reading, I guess?
It's also funny in the sense that "I got Iraq", if said in a certain way, sounds like "I got a rock" XD
Just you wait! Following that logic, it's gonna be Grass, Ground, and Rock in the next gen because we got Oshawott!
Screw the money, I have rules…. Wait may I try that again?
Guile's Theme with Silent Hill.
I was right.
You don't have to be psychic to see that one coming.
Geodude? Nope, Ditto.
Should have used Roggenrolla for consistency.
Son, thats what I just said.
I don't like it when people repeat what I say without there being any need to…so make like a roo and hop away before I shove this where the sun don't shine.
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I meant it in the Chuck Testa meme.
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If I've ruined it for ya, then my work is done.
Seto Rarity: OH MY GOD! A DUMB ROCK!
But Guile's Theme really DOES go with EVERYTHING. Weren't you paying attention to the point I was trying to get across. Read what I mean, not what I type.
Here you go. rel="nofollow"> It's a strange version of the theme but any old version will work with this.
See this here croc?
<img src="http://blogs.loughboroughecho.net/goaltastic/crocodile%20dundee.jpg">
I think the last thing he ate was that mee-mee of yours, I had to shoot him to be sure though, so go on, start walkin or find out how good of a shot I really am.
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I'm just waiting for him to try and kick a football…..
So, should we use a PokeFlute, or a Chesto Berry?
I don't know if this was clear or not, but I was insulting joey. His rattata is in the top percentage in theory, but having a mentally deficient trainer makes it mean nothing.
It's like face-stabbing. The spy is a scary class, in theory. Give some noob free access to TF2 and suddenly they think they're a french james bond.
No, we keep water and grass.
Replace fire with rock and not tell anybody.
Here's a dramatization:
Creepy generic old-guy named after a tree: Okay, you're all ten now. Not only does that mean you're legal in this world, but you also get your first weaponized animal. I have a dog that has a braided tail made of vines, a cat with wings made of water, and a badass dragon made of freaking fire!
You: I'm taking the fucking dragon!!!
Generic 10 year old asshat: I'll take the cat, cause I like pussy!
Generic 10 year old girl: That leaves me with the dog.
*the other two leave with their poekemon*
Tree-guy: oops, there's been a mishap. You actually get a rock carved to look like a retarded baby with below average stats. Guess that bends the elemental rock paper scissors mechanic over the railing for a night on the town.
you: 0_o
Tree-Guy: Have fun losing your first few battles!
Honestly, I'm sick of everybody saying the F2P people are the worst players ever. So, you knew how to play the game perfectly the very first time you tried it? You never had people say you suck at something and keep trying at it to get better? Hell, I've never even played Team Fortress, but from just being here, I know how to play, what to avoid, and how NOT to be a dumb ass. (And 'I've never played' doesn't mean I don't want to, I just don't know when I'd have enough time for it. You know, the classic situation of "I want to stop, just not right now.")
VERY WELL SAID!
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trolololololololol
you sir….
holy shit.
I got a Dragon Ball!
Both.