Thank God the Minecraft universe is rendered in adorable little cubes… because in reality that place is about 100 times scarier at night!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 31, 2011 · 12:00 PM
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Clearly, they found a way to make the Creeper even more phallic.
Oh no…
I'm gonna die…
WAIT… is that a pink sheep?
MY LIFE IS FULFILLED.
*stabs self with diamond sword.*
Oh dear. Top right.
Ghasts have figured out how to build portals.
Realistic looking creeper?
…Well those bricks aren't going to shit themselves.
*Harvests said bricks for building a house*
i think im going to have to craft myself a clean pair of pants!
<img src="http://www.minecraft.org/img/armor3.png" />
Minecraft: Now with more Courage Wolf!
Although if anything, that creeper now looks *less* threatening than when it was blocky.
Step 1: Build a giant obsidian wall.
Step 2: Wait until dawn.
Step 3: Profit.
I'm dressed as Minecraft Steve this Halloween, and I approve of this picture.
Skeletons mounted on spiders? Shit just got real.
I'd much rather tame that wolf.
I can't wait to see what the Enderman looks like!
The enderman looks like he's going to "shoop da whoop"…
Looks like I'll be waiting until AFTER Halloween until I boot up the game again.
Dat Creeper
Well looks like i can't go outside, ever again.
Don't worry, you can use that shit in your pants for mortar!
Makes me glad I don't live there…
It's in the picture already. See the tall, pitch-black thing holding the jack-o-lantern? Yeah.
Honestly if you get a silhouette of it i'm pretty sure it's gonna look like a penis.
Screw torches, I'm building a lava moat.
whats he gonna do? tell us to get off out fat asses and go outside?
Tell us to blow ourselves up before the Creeper has the chance.
that's insanity wolf good sir…learn thou memes
realistic mode allows you to die any of your clothes brown…or yellow….and afterwards red!
That wolf does C-C-C-C-COCAINE!
No wait, that's blood
Shawn, you haven't even seen the Mooshrooms yet….
Monsters coming out to steal your candy?
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This looks like a job for Hiss Redfield.
Alternatively: Looks like things-
*Shades*
Just got Real.
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
So when someone tells you your house looks like shit, you can take it as a compliment to your crafting skills; that you actually managed to turn shit into something that resembles a house.
Obviously Steve already hit it with that wooden sword he's futily trying guard himself with.
Then you should get new glasses or something.
…And now we know why Steve has brown pants; this is what he really sees. What we perceive as minecraft is simply a censored, mind-safe version…
When black… things start moving your shit around while giant green dicks are hissing at you and trying to go kamikaze on your house's wall, can you EVER have enough torches?
<img src="http://images.encyclopediadramatica.ch/e/e1/Captions_-_Cocaine_Spider.gif"/>
…METAL.
well i'm not going to wear leather pants! not the right occasion
That…is just terrifying…
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"I do cocaine"
I always go into battle/minecraft wearing my fanciest brown pants!
That explains the smell
Now they just need to add Lavender Town's theme to the soundtrack at night and they will have made me completely shit my pants.
And if it's in danger of destruction from the creepers we have Hiss Redfield right here to save our sorry asses.
twas intended to be read in nathan explosion's voice…as in those pants are pretty f*cking METAL
Escape….
Save and quit….
Minecraft Forums…..
Query: SPC
Downloading….
Installing…..
*Enderman kills you before you can activate God Mode*
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU-
ahh, i getst its now
Enderman is a-firin' his lazor.
I think that creeper ate the same rare candy as "Come at me bro" Wobbuffet.
In hindsight I have to admit that is a kinda weak gag/reference, I only did it because it was inevitable. Damn it internet
Let's face it, those pants are too REFINED for any normal person.
He probably RECLAIMED it from some rich guy. AM I RITE FELLAS? :D
*silence, man coughs* :(
CycloneMetal?
No, pretty sure I'm the only one here who watches that.
Oops.
I accidetally -1.
Is this dangerous?
You shoulda stabed the pink sheep first!
Do you live in hell, or something?
Or you could get a monocle.
Take our good firend Zyquux here.
HE has a monacle.
And appears to be exploding from the inside out.
I totally just shat a 64 stack.
I takes real courage to kill yourself. Just ask This guy.
Fixed.
Step 1: Build a giant obsidian wall.
Step 2: Wait until dawn.
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Profit.
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Relevant.
Depends on whether or not your intent is to take the Creeper out with you as you go.
I'm not entirely sure, but have a rel="nofollow">lesson!
If you don't stop with these puns I'm going to SCRAP you!
…DAMNIT!
Thank you!
Do you think they could get the same effects off the insects and animals they eat if they took the drugs?
3 Part Comment, woohoo
1. What is that ghast doing out of the nether? HAX!
2. He should just focus all of his strength on the skeleton. Take its bones. Give them to the wolf. Make wolf kill everyone else. All the while avoiding eye contact with the enderman.
3. OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG! ENDERMAN LOOKS AWESOME! SO AWESOME, CAPSLOCK WAS NECESSARY!
And people wonder why Minecraft doesn't get realistic graphics…
If it did, it would be the survival-horror game of the century.
Actually, ghasts can sometimes appear out of nether portals into the overworld.
Sweet dreams.
*gasp* Since when?
This made me BURST out laughing! But damn if a realistic mode didn't look CREEPY as HELL. Whoever FORGEd this is a genius though XD
Now their thinkin' wit PORTALS!
Just wait until YOU wake up on the beach.
Escape…
Save and quit…
INVedit…
Give Diamond Armor and Sword…
Save to "World"…
Startup Minecraft….
IT'S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D- FIGHT!
Wait……..DANG! I thought that was a ghost. Sorry guys.
Well now you know what an Enderman looks like. Psst! hey! Enderman are easy to beat in staring contests… Go see for yourself!
OK!
*Goes to Enderman, Eyes explode from Exhaustion*
…OH MY GOD…i can has mad that does this for minecraft…?
And, as the darkness envelopes the island, the harbingers of doom hunt poor, foolish Steve down, and strike him down, torturing him for his mundane mistake, as Arceus looks down on him, feeling nothing but meloncholical pity. And, as Steve prays for the bitter-sweet release of death, the Creeper explodes, incinerating him, exposing flesh, and cutting him from the world. He now looks down at his once home-sweet-home, cuddling in Arceus' grand warmth.
I do agree… it looks like a demonic dinosaur, but SURELY not as terrifying as an exploding dick :O!