Steve, with a backpack filled with Cobblestone

I will never complain about my limited inventory capacity again! We should all be thankful he can carry as much as he already does!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 22, 2011 · 6:38 PM 
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125 Responses to “A backpack filled with Cobblestone”

  1. Randomexplosions on October 22nd, 2011 6:40 pm

    *Insert witty minecraft joke here*

  2. RemielChibus on October 22nd, 2011 6:49 pm
  3. L3re7z on October 22nd, 2011 6:54 pm

    He can carry up to 50,000 tons of solid gold, totaling about one eighth the mass of the Empire State Building without even slowing down. Not forgetting being able to kill millions of animals and monsters without breaking a sweat
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  4. Fluffy_Quack3r on October 22nd, 2011 7:01 pm

    I laugh at the fact that a 2 block sized chest can hold twice the size as that.

  5. Hazenkain on October 22nd, 2011 7:03 pm

    Ants can carry 50 times their body weight? CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

  6. ProfessorLuigi on October 22nd, 2011 7:08 pm

    IT gets even bigger when you have to mine out the cave to accomodate an oversized backpack.

  7. RickO_ on October 22nd, 2011 7:13 pm

    In a world where blocks of stone ignore the law of gravity this is hardly surprising.

  8. Ovahdrive on October 22nd, 2011 7:30 pm

    In Soviet Russia, cobblestone carry you!

    Ugh, that doesn't even make sense. Previous… meme… still in… brain… HERRRRK

  9. ZegenRuki on October 22nd, 2011 7:42 pm

    Ah, bags of holding… Where would we be without you?

  10. shadow649 on October 22nd, 2011 7:46 pm

    Compare that to the number of wooden doors he can hold. 1 wooden door weighs as much as 64 blocks of cobblestone?

    More importantly how can he jump around without spilling lava buckets?
    He must be a ninja. Or a pirate. Or a ninjapirate/pirateninja.

  11. The_AntiVillain on October 22nd, 2011 7:46 pm
  12. C__F on October 22nd, 2011 7:58 pm

    *Twirls pickaxe*
    ♫ Oh, I've got the wooorld on my shoulders. ♪

  13. CriticalQuit on October 22nd, 2011 8:02 pm

    "I want the world… I want the whole world… I want to lock it all up in my pocket it's my bar of chocolate Give it to me NOW!"

    Seemed relevant. Identify and receive love.

  14. Sir_Nox on October 22nd, 2011 8:07 pm

    On a mostly unrelated notw, I just created Hiss Redfield.

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  15. CriticalQuit on October 22nd, 2011 8:09 pm


  16. Drjolt on October 22nd, 2011 8:27 pm

    If Steve put his items in his pants, the Minecraft girls would think he has a massive 1x1 block.

  17. MeatyMcSausage on October 22nd, 2011 8:49 pm

    That's one over the shoulder boulder holder

  18. Icesickle97 on October 22nd, 2011 9:36 pm

    …Line piece…?

  19. Vabolo on October 22nd, 2011 9:50 pm

    To be fair, pixels aren't that heavy.

    Incidentally, does anyone know where I can get some price and virus-free DS roms of Pokémon SoulSilver for my computer's DS emulator? I have it at home, but I don't want to erase my saved file for an experiment at enhancing the game.

  20. TheInsaneWombat on October 22nd, 2011 10:10 pm

    I'll see your cobblestone and raise you a double-chest of TNT.

  21. Trainer_Black on October 22nd, 2011 11:00 pm

    Weight is a myth, I carry 99 ultra balls, and enough full heals to cure every 3rd world country of any aliment. And not to mention a full sized fully functional bike.

  22. AManWithACloak on October 22nd, 2011 11:09 pm

    You can do the same with fire blocks using mod powers.
    You can carry a roaring inferno on your back. Kinda like a pyro.

  23. LoKag on October 23rd, 2011 12:55 am

    did a bit of calculating. with a full inventory of cobblestone, steve can carry about 73,000 times his own weight, assuming he's 175 lbs. That's 12,729,600 lbs. I think super man-ant might just have met his match…

  24. TheFoolOfMon on October 23rd, 2011 1:37 am

    thank you everyone. I when to tvtropes to cracked to have let way to many hours pass.thanks and bye.TROLL OUT!

  25. death_by_Cucco on October 23rd, 2011 1:46 am

    proof that there is less gravity on what ever crazy kamikazi shrub world minecraft takes place on then earth

  26. Dash12345678 on October 23rd, 2011 1:54 am

    2304 blocks of cobblestone.

  27. TheArrived on October 23rd, 2011 2:29 am

    I'm sure there's a good pun in here somewhere, but I can't be bothered to find it.

  28. HughbertEsq on October 23rd, 2011 6:12 am

    Hang on, thats all in a single part of the backpack too, mon dieu, theres many more everything he can carry!

  29. Domo1037 on October 23rd, 2011 12:31 pm

    i counted and did my mathimatical mumbo-jumbo to find out hes carrying 2,304 blocks of cobblestone

  30. Deep Thought on October 23rd, 2011 12:46 pm
  31. BTSnoogans on October 23rd, 2011 7:24 pm

    Damn. Those are some stretchy backpack straps.

  32. JboneDRS on October 24th, 2011 4:42 am

    Who says stacking stuff wouldn't make more room?

  33. UndeadLex on October 25th, 2011 4:11 pm

    12 Wide, 16 High, 12 Deep
    2304 Pieces of cobble stone
    36 solid stacks of 64

  34. ZtheWise on June 8th, 2012 9:49 pm

    It is quite simple.*dons a Ben Stein like professor voice* You see Steve's bag functions on the same principle that your modern day pokeball functions on(long explanation on quantum physics). In short Steve's bag is like a pokeball but not as complex(not as long explanation on micro physics), being able to shrink thing to about the size of children's building blocks, when they are inside its field and restoring them to their proper size once they leave. (extremely long and boring ramble on the Relativity Theory) and there you have it

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