I will never complain about my limited inventory capacity again! We should all be thankful he can carry as much as he already does!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 22, 2011 · 6:38 PM
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*Insert witty minecraft joke here*
Hulk wonder why back hurt.
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He can carry up to 50,000 tons of solid gold, totaling about one eighth the mass of the Empire State Building without even slowing down. Not forgetting being able to kill millions of animals and monsters without breaking a sweat
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"Damn!"
I laugh at the fact that a 2 block sized chest can hold twice the size as that.
*insert witty reply to witty minecraft joke here*
Ants can carry 50 times their body weight? CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
*insert creeper joke here*
Woah! You brought steve into real life!
Asterisk. Insert. Verb. Here. Asterisk.
*pootdispencerhere*
IT gets even bigger when you have to mine out the cave to accomodate an oversized backpack.
CLOSE, but, you meant
Asterisk. Insert. *insert theme here* Joke. Here. Asterisk.
ALSO, -1 TROLL HAS ENTERED THE BASE, DISPENSING +1s!
In a world where blocks of stone ignore the law of gravity this is hardly surprising.
In Soviet Russia, cobblestone carry you!
Ugh, that doesn't even make sense. Previous… meme… still in… brain… HERRRRK
Nope. Chuck Testa.
Ah, bags of holding… Where would we be without you?
Compare that to the number of wooden doors he can hold. 1 wooden door weighs as much as 64 blocks of cobblestone?
More importantly how can he jump around without spilling lava buckets?
He must be a ninja. Or a pirate. Or a ninjapirate/pirateninja.
got to love those magic bags
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!
*Twirls pickaxe*
♫ Oh, I've got the wooorld on my shoulders. ♪
"I want the world… I want the whole world… I want to lock it all up in my pocket it's my bar of chocolate Give it to me NOW!"
Seemed relevant. Identify and receive love.
*insert witty reply to witty reply to witty minecraft joke here*
You could try a mailbox. I hear they work wonders.
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Or corpses. Corpses work too.
next minecraft update, giant ants which can take your house and crawl away with it.
Enderman removes 1 block? Pff, ant takes it all.
On a mostly unrelated notw, I just created Hiss Redfield.
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*applause*
How else do you think Zombies and the like are unable to knock them down or break them?
You have a Cave Story avatar. I love you.
Damn, I noticed the mouth was off so wanted to fix it, but you're a replying ninja and now I can't edit it xD
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The only creeper that fights zombies.
Oh good. The fast clap processor made it on here.
and that's how you properly use a meme.
If Steve put his items in his pants, the Minecraft girls would think he has a massive 1x1 block.
I couldn't resist.
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Or a Ninja/Pirate/Robot
That's one over the shoulder boulder holder
Charlie/Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory? I believe this is the stage version?
Charley and the Chocolate Factory.
At least we'd still have sword-chucks.
But not chain-saw sword chucks, the ultimate ninja weapon?
and then the creepers would block block him.
…Line piece…?
Ants do not fear the sunlight. They also have six legs and a giant mother hubbing pair of mandibles.
Just keep some Raid around the house.
Metaphysical comment.
You could be bolder and go over this older folder, if you weren't afraid it would moulder.
If it looks like a 1x1 block, I doubt they'd be interested.
To be fair, pixels aren't that heavy.
Incidentally, does anyone know where I can get some price and virus-free DS roms of Pokémon SoulSilver for my computer's DS emulator? I have it at home, but I don't want to erase my saved file for an experiment at enhancing the game.
i lost the game
I was prepared for it to smolder, knowing full well i'd need to bolster, but with comedy you must be golder as you're audience gets colder
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TAKE MY INTERNETS
LIIIIIIIINNNNNNNE PIECE!
I'll see your cobblestone and raise you a double-chest of TNT.
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You really pulled 'er off!
Yes, but does that answer my question?
Is "damn you" the answer? Because those are the words that are coming out of my mouth right now.
You'd be surprised at how often I get that in a single day.
(Four hundred and seventy-three)
Willy in the Chocolate Factory?
No wait, that's a porno.
I have a gorilla holding a rocket launcher. Your argument is invalid.
Weight is a myth, I carry 99 ultra balls, and enough full heals to cure every 3rd world country of any aliment. And not to mention a full sized fully functional bike.
And yet again, Vabolo is involved with something that fills my mind with fuck.
Try emuparadise.
Their stuff has always been virus free for me.
The bike is collapsible, the ultra balls store like Russian nesting dolls, and full heals don't weigh very much.
You can do the same with fire blocks using mod powers.
You can carry a roaring inferno on your back. Kinda like a pyro.
Fire solves all of life's problems.
Good we got that down. Now explain.
How does this..
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fit into one of these?
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Swords do not always work. rel="nofollow"> Case and point.
Indeed. I was going to suggest the same thing but you were about two hours faster. :b
Emuparadise should be fine.
Memes are repetitive,
Shawn flips tables,
AManWithACloak is taking sedatives
Because I'm mentally unstable!
True dat!
Huh. I always ignored it because I thought they only sold exotic bipedal birds.
Minecraft: Buckets of fun!
And lava.
Skrist used LEECH LIFE!
It's not very effective…
Unless they're fire ants.
EHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
Bravo you son of a bitch. Bravo. YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD I SAW YOUR PIC!
…Is this submission full of win comments or WHAT?! STOP POSTING SO MUCH WIN OVAH! Leave some oval-win for the rest of us!
It apparently still had some effect. :D
did a bit of calculating. with a full inventory of cobblestone, steve can carry about 73,000 times his own weight, assuming he's 175 lbs. That's 12,729,600 lbs. I think super man-ant might just have met his match…
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, the older one with Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka. I still think he made a better Wonka than Johnny Depp did, because even though the Wilder version was less accurate to the book, it was more fitting to the Roald Dahl book theme.
Indeed, the earlier one with Gene Wilder.
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I'm assuming that was supposed to be a pokeball.
So, hammerspace technology.
Pfft, I'm on Zoloft AND Ritalin.
I'm pretty sure they're canceling each other out.
damn, those hammerspace services must be cheap in minecraftia.
thank you everyone. I when to tvtropes to cracked to have let way to many hours pass.thanks and bye.TROLL OUT!
proof that there is less gravity on what ever crazy kamikazi shrub world minecraft takes place on then earth
2304 blocks of cobblestone.
I'm sure there's a good pun in here somewhere, but I can't be bothered to find it.
Now THAT'S what I call a "Backburner"
Hang on, thats all in a single part of the backpack too, mon dieu, theres many more everything he can carry!
1: Seriously?
2: I have had one occasion where the only English copy of a ROM would not work, but I've downloaded like a bazillion from there.
I think we need someone to teach this guy proper English etiquette. I propose Samuel L. Jackson.
*Insert Inception joke here and/or BWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMP*
i counted and did my mathimatical mumbo-jumbo to find out hes carrying 2,304 blocks of cobblestone
Rule 572: Even if the rules say otherwise, I cannot carry 100lbs of styrofoam without encumbrance penalties.
Syntax just committed suicide out of despair…
Um… uh…
That's not even worth grammar hammering. It's not even relevant.
*Insert witty rebuttal to the aforementioned witty reply to witty minecraft joke here*
When I go to the pharmacy to buy my meds, I say: "One of each, please."
I don't have the precription for all of them, but the pharmacist sure as Hell won't read 42 pages of prescriptions!
It gives me sight beyond sight.
THUNDERCATS, HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH!
1: Don't take everything I say and type seriously.
2: Llamadoodles.
The Grammar Hammer isn't for obvious trolls.
Or eating soup. Even if it is alphabet soup.
Curses! Defeated yet again by your verbal trickery, Vabolo!
Damn. Those are some stretchy backpack straps.
Well, yeah. Didn't you know? Notch is the last son of galifrey!
In soviet russia, you put your backpack in the cobblestone…
Funny, when I go to work at the pharmacy, there's this wierd guy who comes in every week with a stack of prescription leaflets and a glazed over expression like he's enjoying some scenery 300 miles away.
*insert +1s to everyone who commented*
Couldn't be me if you could see his eyes.
I play with words like I play with minds.
A lot.
But what about the slow clap processor? Isn't that more important?
In which case you use more fire.
Next update, daleks. Daleks everywher- bzt- EXTERMINATE! EXTERMNIATE!!!
oh fuck
The funny thing is, we are still stealing their bandwidth but only with a different image!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
In Soviet Russia, brain goes in meme.
…
What dafuq?
Its probably my intern..
He has problems
I'll get you next time.
A computer programmer would say… a syntax error.
[WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?]
Erm, never mind.
really?
man I've been using my grammar hammer very very wrong
With that capitalization and punctuation, you sure have!
GRAMMAR HA-
Wait, let me get these Alphabits off of it….
i haz english etiquette…I GOT HATS SEE!
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He probably came from where I live now. We are the most unfortunately located town in existence. We are equidistant from Forks and Aberdeen WA.
We get twilighters rolling through to make pilgrimages to Forks, and burnt out meth heads migrating to visit the birthplace of Kurt Cobaine in aberdeen.
The running joke here is that there isn't a square inch of this town he hasn't slept on.
As for the Twilighters, I have to make a conscious effort to not deface all of the SUVs and mini-Vans with Team Edward and Team Jacob stickers on them. On a good day I may see as few as 9 of those, don't ask me about a bad day.
You just gave me the most amazing idea ever, and it is almost completely unrelated to what you just said.
Excuse me, I need to get some old modding tutorials from the 90s out.
If I actually go through with this, I'm pretty sure I'd get some serious tail. It's not rare for me to come up with ideas that can seduce entire online communities, it's rare that I actually bother to try them out.
Who says stacking stuff wouldn't make more room?
God, Twilight has set humanity back a good 20 -- 30 years.
At least we have this to keep us warm at night… http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2010/346/b/e/dr…
Edit: FU comment scrunching.
That's the entire inventory space, all hotbars filled and everything.
12 Wide, 16 High, 12 Deep
2304 Pieces of cobble stone
36 solid stacks of 64
It is quite simple.*dons a Ben Stein like professor voice* You see Steve's bag functions on the same principle that your modern day pokeball functions on(long explanation on quantum physics). In short Steve's bag is like a pokeball but not as complex(not as long explanation on micro physics), being able to shrink thing to about the size of children's building blocks, when they are inside its field and restoring them to their proper size once they leave. (extremely long and boring ramble on the Relativity Theory) and there you have it