I will never complain about my limited inventory capacity again! We should all be thankful he can carry as much as he already does!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 22, 2011 · 6:38 PM
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*Insert witty minecraft joke here*
Hulk wonder why back hurt.
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He can carry up to 50,000 tons of solid gold, totaling about one eighth the mass of the Empire State Building without even slowing down. Not forgetting being able to kill millions of animals and monsters without breaking a sweat
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"Damn!"
I laugh at the fact that a 2 block sized chest can hold twice the size as that.
Ants can carry 50 times their body weight? CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
IT gets even bigger when you have to mine out the cave to accomodate an oversized backpack.
In a world where blocks of stone ignore the law of gravity this is hardly surprising.
In Soviet Russia, cobblestone carry you!
Ugh, that doesn't even make sense. Previous… meme… still in… brain… HERRRRK
Ah, bags of holding… Where would we be without you?
Compare that to the number of wooden doors he can hold. 1 wooden door weighs as much as 64 blocks of cobblestone?
More importantly how can he jump around without spilling lava buckets?
He must be a ninja. Or a pirate. Or a ninjapirate/pirateninja.
got to love those magic bags
*Twirls pickaxe*
♫ Oh, I've got the wooorld on my shoulders. ♪
"I want the world… I want the whole world… I want to lock it all up in my pocket it's my bar of chocolate Give it to me NOW!"
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On a mostly unrelated notw, I just created Hiss Redfield.
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*applause*
If Steve put his items in his pants, the Minecraft girls would think he has a massive 1x1 block.
That's one over the shoulder boulder holder
…Line piece…?
To be fair, pixels aren't that heavy.
Incidentally, does anyone know where I can get some price and virus-free DS roms of Pokémon SoulSilver for my computer's DS emulator? I have it at home, but I don't want to erase my saved file for an experiment at enhancing the game.
I'll see your cobblestone and raise you a double-chest of TNT.
Weight is a myth, I carry 99 ultra balls, and enough full heals to cure every 3rd world country of any aliment. And not to mention a full sized fully functional bike.
You can do the same with fire blocks using mod powers.
You can carry a roaring inferno on your back. Kinda like a pyro.
did a bit of calculating. with a full inventory of cobblestone, steve can carry about 73,000 times his own weight, assuming he's 175 lbs. That's 12,729,600 lbs. I think super man-ant might just have met his match…
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proof that there is less gravity on what ever crazy kamikazi shrub world minecraft takes place on then earth
2304 blocks of cobblestone.
I'm sure there's a good pun in here somewhere, but I can't be bothered to find it.
Hang on, thats all in a single part of the backpack too, mon dieu, theres many more everything he can carry!
i counted and did my mathimatical mumbo-jumbo to find out hes carrying 2,304 blocks of cobblestone
Rule 572: Even if the rules say otherwise, I cannot carry 100lbs of styrofoam without encumbrance penalties.
Damn. Those are some stretchy backpack straps.
Who says stacking stuff wouldn't make more room?
12 Wide, 16 High, 12 Deep
2304 Pieces of cobble stone
36 solid stacks of 64
It is quite simple.*dons a Ben Stein like professor voice* You see Steve's bag functions on the same principle that your modern day pokeball functions on(long explanation on quantum physics). In short Steve's bag is like a pokeball but not as complex(not as long explanation on micro physics), being able to shrink thing to about the size of children's building blocks, when they are inside its field and restoring them to their proper size once they leave. (extremely long and boring ramble on the Relativity Theory) and there you have it