Steve, with a backpack filled with Cobblestone

I will never complain about my limited inventory capacity again! We should all be thankful he can carry as much as he already does!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 22, 2011 · 6:38 PM 
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126 Responses to “A backpack filled with Cobblestone”

  1. Randomexplosions on October 22nd, 2011 6:40 pm

    *Insert witty minecraft joke here*

  2. RemielChibus on October 22nd, 2011 6:49 pm
  3. L3re7z on October 22nd, 2011 6:54 pm

    He can carry up to 50,000 tons of solid gold, totaling about one eighth the mass of the Empire State Building without even slowing down. Not forgetting being able to kill millions of animals and monsters without breaking a sweat
    <img src="http://www.looki.de/gfx/product/34/34245/screenshot/115674_800.jpg"&gt;
    "Damn!"

  4. Fluffy_Quack3r on October 22nd, 2011 7:01 pm

    I laugh at the fact that a 2 block sized chest can hold twice the size as that.

  5. Darkangelsv1 on October 22nd, 2011 7:03 pm

    *insert witty reply to witty minecraft joke here*

  6. Hazenkain on October 22nd, 2011 7:03 pm

    Ants can carry 50 times their body weight? CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

  7. MorningMoon on October 22nd, 2011 7:04 pm

    *insert creeper joke here*

  8. ProfessorLuigi on October 22nd, 2011 7:05 pm

    Woah! You brought steve into real life!

  9. CapnJakeBob on October 22nd, 2011 7:06 pm

    Asterisk. Insert. Verb. Here. Asterisk.

  10. ProfessorLuigi on October 22nd, 2011 7:07 pm

    *pootdispencerhere*

  11. ProfessorLuigi on October 22nd, 2011 7:08 pm

    IT gets even bigger when you have to mine out the cave to accomodate an oversized backpack.

  12. MorningMoon on October 22nd, 2011 7:09 pm

    CLOSE, but, you meant
    Asterisk. Insert. *insert theme here* Joke. Here. Asterisk.

    ALSO, -1 TROLL HAS ENTERED THE BASE, DISPENSING +1s!

  13. RickO_ on October 22nd, 2011 7:13 pm

    In a world where blocks of stone ignore the law of gravity this is hardly surprising.

  14. Ovahdrive on October 22nd, 2011 7:30 pm

    In Soviet Russia, cobblestone carry you!

    Ugh, that doesn't even make sense. Previous… meme… still in… brain… HERRRRK

  15. Ovahdrive on October 22nd, 2011 7:33 pm

    Nope. Chuck Testa.

  16. ZegenRuki on October 22nd, 2011 7:42 pm

    Ah, bags of holding… Where would we be without you?

  17. shadow649 on October 22nd, 2011 7:46 pm

    Compare that to the number of wooden doors he can hold. 1 wooden door weighs as much as 64 blocks of cobblestone?

    More importantly how can he jump around without spilling lava buckets?
    He must be a ninja. Or a pirate. Or a ninjapirate/pirateninja.

  18. The_AntiVillain on October 22nd, 2011 7:46 pm
  19. The_AntiVillain on October 22nd, 2011 7:50 pm

    C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!

  20. C__F on October 22nd, 2011 7:58 pm

    *Twirls pickaxe*
    ♫ Oh, I've got the wooorld on my shoulders. ♪

  21. CriticalQuit on October 22nd, 2011 8:02 pm

    "I want the world… I want the whole world… I want to lock it all up in my pocket it's my bar of chocolate Give it to me NOW!"

    Seemed relevant. Identify and receive love.

  22. therandombear on October 22nd, 2011 8:04 pm

    *insert witty reply to witty reply to witty minecraft joke here*

  23. Ovahdrive on October 22nd, 2011 8:04 pm

    You could try a mailbox. I hear they work wonders.
    <img src="http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f278/katietiedrich/comic219.png&quot; height="80%" width="80%">
    Or corpses. Corpses work too.

  24. therandombear on October 22nd, 2011 8:06 pm

    next minecraft update, giant ants which can take your house and crawl away with it.

    Enderman removes 1 block? Pff, ant takes it all.

  25. Sir_Nox on October 22nd, 2011 8:07 pm

    On a mostly unrelated notw, I just created Hiss Redfield.

    <img src="http://i52.tinypic.com/10i9x61.jpg&quot; border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic">

  26. CriticalQuit on October 22nd, 2011 8:09 pm

    *applause*

  27. CriticalQuit on October 22nd, 2011 8:10 pm

    How else do you think Zombies and the like are unable to knock them down or break them?

  28. CriticalQuit on October 22nd, 2011 8:10 pm

    You have a Cave Story avatar. I love you.

  29. Sir_Nox on October 22nd, 2011 8:10 pm

    Damn, I noticed the mouth was off so wanted to fix it, but you're a replying ninja and now I can't edit it xD

    <img src="http://i52.tinypic.com/2j0f5oj.jpg&quot; border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic">
    The only creeper that fights zombies.

  30. ProfessorLuigi on October 22nd, 2011 8:11 pm

    Oh good. The fast clap processor made it on here.

  31. VaultLegend on October 22nd, 2011 8:19 pm

    and that's how you properly use a meme.

  32. Drjolt on October 22nd, 2011 8:27 pm

    If Steve put his items in his pants, the Minecraft girls would think he has a massive 1x1 block.

  33. Ovahdrive on October 22nd, 2011 8:40 pm
  34. Sceptilianblade on October 22nd, 2011 8:40 pm

    Or a Ninja/Pirate/Robot

  35. MeatyMcSausage on October 22nd, 2011 8:49 pm

    That's one over the shoulder boulder holder

  36. SpaghettiWeegee on October 22nd, 2011 9:07 pm

    Charlie/Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory? I believe this is the stage version?

  37. Vosur on October 22nd, 2011 9:11 pm

    Charley and the Chocolate Factory.

  38. SpaghettiWeegee on October 22nd, 2011 9:12 pm

    At least we'd still have sword-chucks.

  39. Lord_Science on October 22nd, 2011 9:31 pm

    But not chain-saw sword chucks, the ultimate ninja weapon?

  40. Lord_Science on October 22nd, 2011 9:35 pm

    and then the creepers would block block him.

  41. Icesickle97 on October 22nd, 2011 9:36 pm

    …Line piece…?

  42. Vabolo on October 22nd, 2011 9:45 pm

    Ants do not fear the sunlight. They also have six legs and a giant mother hubbing pair of mandibles.

    Just keep some Raid around the house.

  43. Vabolo on October 22nd, 2011 9:47 pm

    Metaphysical comment.

  44. Vabolo on October 22nd, 2011 9:49 pm

    You could be bolder and go over this older folder, if you weren't afraid it would moulder.

  45. Vabolo on October 22nd, 2011 9:50 pm

    If it looks like a 1x1 block, I doubt they'd be interested.

  46. Vabolo on October 22nd, 2011 9:50 pm

    To be fair, pixels aren't that heavy.

    Incidentally, does anyone know where I can get some price and virus-free DS roms of Pokémon SoulSilver for my computer's DS emulator? I have it at home, but I don't want to erase my saved file for an experiment at enhancing the game.

  47. dude234543 on October 22nd, 2011 9:58 pm

    i lost the game

  48. MeatyMcSausage on October 22nd, 2011 10:07 pm

    I was prepared for it to smolder, knowing full well i'd need to bolster, but with comedy you must be golder as you're audience gets colder

  49. LiquidMountain on October 22nd, 2011 10:07 pm

    <img src="http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/6881/applausexy.gif&quot; border="'0'//">

    TAKE MY INTERNETS

  50. Vabolo on October 22nd, 2011 10:07 pm

    LIIIIIIIINNNNNNNE PIECE!

  51. TheInsaneWombat on October 22nd, 2011 10:10 pm

    I'll see your cobblestone and raise you a double-chest of TNT.

  52. Puubasan on October 22nd, 2011 10:14 pm
  53. Vabolo on October 22nd, 2011 10:19 pm

    You really pulled 'er off!

  54. Vabolo on October 22nd, 2011 10:28 pm

    Yes, but does that answer my question?

  55. coltsman88 on October 22nd, 2011 10:29 pm

    Is "damn you" the answer? Because those are the words that are coming out of my mouth right now.

  56. Vabolo on October 22nd, 2011 10:50 pm

    You'd be surprised at how often I get that in a single day.

    (Four hundred and seventy-three)

  57. Vabolo on October 22nd, 2011 10:51 pm

    Willy in the Chocolate Factory?

    No wait, that's a porno.

  58. Vabolo on October 22nd, 2011 10:52 pm

    I have a gorilla holding a rocket launcher. Your argument is invalid.

  59. Trainer_Black on October 22nd, 2011 11:00 pm

    Weight is a myth, I carry 99 ultra balls, and enough full heals to cure every 3rd world country of any aliment. And not to mention a full sized fully functional bike.

  60. AManWithACloak on October 22nd, 2011 11:03 pm

    And yet again, Vabolo is involved with something that fills my mind with fuck.

  61. AManWithACloak on October 22nd, 2011 11:05 pm

    Try emuparadise.
    Their stuff has always been virus free for me.

  62. AManWithACloak on October 22nd, 2011 11:07 pm

    The bike is collapsible, the ultra balls store like Russian nesting dolls, and full heals don't weigh very much.

  63. AManWithACloak on October 22nd, 2011 11:09 pm

    You can do the same with fire blocks using mod powers.
    You can carry a roaring inferno on your back. Kinda like a pyro.

  64. Skrist on October 22nd, 2011 11:12 pm

    Fire solves all of life's problems.

  65. Skrist on October 22nd, 2011 11:16 pm
  66. Skrist on October 22nd, 2011 11:20 pm

    Swords do not always work. rel="nofollow"> Case and point.

  67. TheInsaneWombat on October 22nd, 2011 11:30 pm

    Indeed. I was going to suggest the same thing but you were about two hours faster. :b

    Emuparadise should be fine.

  68. Vabolo on October 22nd, 2011 11:56 pm

    Memes are repetitive,
    Shawn flips tables,
    AManWithACloak is taking sedatives
    Because I'm mentally unstable!

  69. Vabolo on October 22nd, 2011 11:57 pm

    True dat!

  70. Vabolo on October 22nd, 2011 11:58 pm

    Huh. I always ignored it because I thought they only sold exotic bipedal birds.

  71. Vabolo on October 23rd, 2011 12:02 am

    Minecraft: Buckets of fun!

    And lava.

  72. Vabolo on October 23rd, 2011 12:13 am

    Skrist used LEECH LIFE!

    It's not very effective…

  73. RespectfulGlove on October 23rd, 2011 12:18 am

    Unless they're fire ants.

    EHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

  74. EonofAeon on October 23rd, 2011 12:45 am

    Bravo you son of a bitch. Bravo. YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD I SAW YOUR PIC!

  75. EonofAeon on October 23rd, 2011 12:46 am

    …Is this submission full of win comments or WHAT?! STOP POSTING SO MUCH WIN OVAH! Leave some oval-win for the rest of us!

  76. Skrist on October 23rd, 2011 12:47 am

    It apparently still had some effect. :D

  77. LoKag on October 23rd, 2011 12:55 am

    did a bit of calculating. with a full inventory of cobblestone, steve can carry about 73,000 times his own weight, assuming he's 175 lbs. That's 12,729,600 lbs. I think super man-ant might just have met his match…

  78. CriticalQuit on October 23rd, 2011 1:00 am

    Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, the older one with Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka. I still think he made a better Wonka than Johnny Depp did, because even though the Wilder version was less accurate to the book, it was more fitting to the Roald Dahl book theme.

  79. CriticalQuit on October 23rd, 2011 1:00 am

    Indeed, the earlier one with Gene Wilder.

  80. CriticalQuit on October 23rd, 2011 1:01 am
  81. AManWithACloak on October 23rd, 2011 1:25 am

    I'm assuming that was supposed to be a pokeball.
    So, hammerspace technology.

  82. AManWithACloak on October 23rd, 2011 1:26 am

    Pfft, I'm on Zoloft AND Ritalin.
    I'm pretty sure they're canceling each other out.

  83. Dimomarg on October 23rd, 2011 1:33 am

    damn, those hammerspace services must be cheap in minecraftia.

  84. TheFoolOfMon on October 23rd, 2011 1:37 am

    thank you everyone. I when to tvtropes to cracked to have let way to many hours pass.thanks and bye.TROLL OUT!

  85. death_by_Cucco on October 23rd, 2011 1:46 am

    proof that there is less gravity on what ever crazy kamikazi shrub world minecraft takes place on then earth

  86. Dash12345678 on October 23rd, 2011 1:54 am

    2304 blocks of cobblestone.

  87. TheArrived on October 23rd, 2011 2:29 am

    I'm sure there's a good pun in here somewhere, but I can't be bothered to find it.

  88. HughbertEsq on October 23rd, 2011 6:09 am

    Now THAT'S what I call a "Backburner"

  89. HughbertEsq on October 23rd, 2011 6:12 am

    Hang on, thats all in a single part of the backpack too, mon dieu, theres many more everything he can carry!

  90. TheInsaneWombat on October 23rd, 2011 9:35 am

    1: Seriously?

    2: I have had one occasion where the only English copy of a ROM would not work, but I've downloaded like a bazillion from there.

  91. GazzyW007 on October 23rd, 2011 12:17 pm

    I think we need someone to teach this guy proper English etiquette. I propose Samuel L. Jackson.

  92. GazzyW007 on October 23rd, 2011 12:18 pm

    *Insert Inception joke here and/or BWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMP*

  93. Domo1037 on October 23rd, 2011 12:31 pm

    i counted and did my mathimatical mumbo-jumbo to find out hes carrying 2,304 blocks of cobblestone

  94. Deep Thought on October 23rd, 2011 12:46 pm
  95. Deep Thought on October 23rd, 2011 12:47 pm

    Syntax just committed suicide out of despair…

  96. Roflcopter419 on October 23rd, 2011 12:58 pm

    Um… uh…

    That's not even worth grammar hammering. It's not even relevant.

  97. Jimmy on October 23rd, 2011 5:09 pm

    *Insert witty rebuttal to the aforementioned witty reply to witty minecraft joke here*

  98. Vabolo on October 23rd, 2011 5:25 pm

    When I go to the pharmacy to buy my meds, I say: "One of each, please."

    I don't have the precription for all of them, but the pharmacist sure as Hell won't read 42 pages of prescriptions!

    It gives me sight beyond sight.

    THUNDERCATS, HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH!

  99. Vabolo on October 23rd, 2011 5:26 pm

    1: Don't take everything I say and type seriously.

    2: Llamadoodles.

  100. Vabolo on October 23rd, 2011 5:28 pm

    The Grammar Hammer isn't for obvious trolls.

    Or eating soup. Even if it is alphabet soup.

  101. TheInsaneWombat on October 23rd, 2011 7:16 pm

    Curses! Defeated yet again by your verbal trickery, Vabolo!

  102. BTSnoogans on October 23rd, 2011 7:24 pm

    Damn. Those are some stretchy backpack straps.

  103. Mindlessinvalid on October 23rd, 2011 8:24 pm

    Well, yeah. Didn't you know? Notch is the last son of galifrey!

  104. Mindlessinvalid on October 23rd, 2011 8:27 pm

    In soviet russia, you put your backpack in the cobblestone…

  105. Mindlessinvalid on October 23rd, 2011 8:32 pm

    Funny, when I go to work at the pharmacy, there's this wierd guy who comes in every week with a stack of prescription leaflets and a glazed over expression like he's enjoying some scenery 300 miles away.

  106. Randomexplosions on October 23rd, 2011 8:51 pm

    *insert +1s to everyone who commented*

  107. Vabolo on October 23rd, 2011 9:17 pm

    Couldn't be me if you could see his eyes.

  108. Vabolo on October 23rd, 2011 9:18 pm

    I play with words like I play with minds.

    A lot.

  109. Lord_Science on October 23rd, 2011 9:46 pm

    But what about the slow clap processor? Isn't that more important?

  110. Lord_Science on October 23rd, 2011 9:47 pm

    In which case you use more fire.

  111. Lord_Science on October 23rd, 2011 9:48 pm

    Next update, daleks. Daleks everywher- bzt- EXTERMINATE! EXTERMNIATE!!!

    oh fuck

  112. SentryGunner on October 23rd, 2011 9:49 pm

    The funny thing is, we are still stealing their bandwidth but only with a different image!

    MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  113. Lord_Science on October 23rd, 2011 9:50 pm

    In Soviet Russia, brain goes in meme.

    What dafuq?

  114. Lord_Science on October 23rd, 2011 9:52 pm

    Its probably my intern..

    He has problems

  115. Lord_Science on October 23rd, 2011 9:56 pm

    I'll get you next time.

  116. GazzyW007 on October 23rd, 2011 10:34 pm

    A computer programmer would say… a syntax error.

    [WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?]

    Erm, never mind.

  117. Passerby Boy on October 23rd, 2011 10:43 pm

    really?

    man I've been using my grammar hammer very very wrong

  118. Vabolo on October 24th, 2011 12:14 am

    With that capitalization and punctuation, you sure have!

    GRAMMAR HA-

    Wait, let me get these Alphabits off of it….

  119. TheFoolOfMon on October 24th, 2011 1:55 am

    i haz english etiquette…I GOT HATS SEE!

    (hats.jpg here)

  120. Mindlessinvalid on October 24th, 2011 2:10 am

    He probably came from where I live now. We are the most unfortunately located town in existence. We are equidistant from Forks and Aberdeen WA.

    We get twilighters rolling through to make pilgrimages to Forks, and burnt out meth heads migrating to visit the birthplace of Kurt Cobaine in aberdeen.

    The running joke here is that there isn't a square inch of this town he hasn't slept on.

    As for the Twilighters, I have to make a conscious effort to not deface all of the SUVs and mini-Vans with Team Edward and Team Jacob stickers on them. On a good day I may see as few as 9 of those, don't ask me about a bad day.

  121. Mindlessinvalid on October 24th, 2011 2:47 am

    You just gave me the most amazing idea ever, and it is almost completely unrelated to what you just said.

    Excuse me, I need to get some old modding tutorials from the 90s out.

    If I actually go through with this, I'm pretty sure I'd get some serious tail. It's not rare for me to come up with ideas that can seduce entire online communities, it's rare that I actually bother to try them out.

  122. JboneDRS on October 24th, 2011 4:42 am

    Who says stacking stuff wouldn't make more room?

  123. AManWithACloak on October 24th, 2011 10:38 pm

    God, Twilight has set humanity back a good 20 -- 30 years.
    At least we have this to keep us warm at night… http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2010/346/b/e/dr
    Edit: FU comment scrunching.

  124. Datanazush on October 25th, 2011 5:02 am

    That's the entire inventory space, all hotbars filled and everything.

  125. UndeadLex on October 25th, 2011 4:11 pm

    12 Wide, 16 High, 12 Deep
    2304 Pieces of cobble stone
    36 solid stacks of 64

  126. ZtheWise on June 8th, 2012 9:49 pm

    It is quite simple.*dons a Ben Stein like professor voice* You see Steve's bag functions on the same principle that your modern day pokeball functions on(long explanation on quantum physics). In short Steve's bag is like a pokeball but not as complex(not as long explanation on micro physics), being able to shrink thing to about the size of children's building blocks, when they are inside its field and restoring them to their proper size once they leave. (extremely long and boring ramble on the Relativity Theory) and there you have it

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