It’s hard to stay mad at Scrooge McDuck though… he earned his riches the old fashioned way! Collecting diamonds on the moon!
By Jude Buffum, found by brentalfloss
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 20, 2011 · 4:30 PM
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Goddammit Scrooge! You gave jobs to all of your pieces of money!
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There can be only one!(%)
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I thought he got all his money by selling his secret of breathing in space to scientists…
He is the one percent and he has 99 percent of the world's currency.
The economy needs a nerf.
Odd. At this point, I figured Gaben was the 1%.
Of the entire weight of the human race.
Filthy commies trying to take away my right to swim in large pools of cash!
I HAVE THE SOLUTION!
<img src="http://cdn.brawlinthefamily.keenspot.com/comics/2008-10-15-91-OldSonic.jpg">
And you thought progressive taxes were the answer.
Sssshhh. If Gaben hears you, the next TF2 update will be nothing but hats. Oh, wait. It probably will be anyway.
Question:
Where did Scrooge McDuck get all that money anyway?
Oh, shit. Sorry Gabe. Add some good new stuff to the next TF2 upda-da-da-da-da
Lordshadowapology.exe has stopped working
He accidentally the entire economy.
Lulzsec disapproves…
I want to be scrooge not for his wealth, but his ability to swim in solid matter
His response to allegations of fraud?
"Duck the police!"
Wow. I didn't even see what was so funny about that comment…
thank you for making my day. Stay classy, Halolz.
BETTER IDEA:
<img src="http://brawlinthefamily.keenspot.com/images/163-P-Block.jpg"/>
Hey, Uncle Scrooge! I heard there's a fortune up on the moon. Why don't you go get it? What's that? No, I don't believe you'd need a suit out there. Who needs heat, and also air?
We'll just watch your stash while you're away. We won't touch anything, we promise.
Hey, don't make fun of Mike Holmgren.
What 1%? Is this a joke I've never heard of?
Now THAT'S what I call inflation!
LOL! If I were to pay you for some great ducking puns like that, could I put it on my bill?
He's the top percentage.
Unlike some people, though, he actually had to work his ass off and put his life in jeopardy to earn all that cash.
Relevant? http://www.forbes.com/sites/insertcoin/2011/10/19…
Honest answer no joke? he was a miner in the Yukon. Made alot of money, and started being a businessman. Then slowly became a corrupt, stingy, asshole. This is the comics. Is alot more of a bastard in the books than duck tales.
Great. Now we'll never find out if Valve can count to Three.
No its what Occupy wallstreet is all about The 1% is referencing the richest 1% of the USA which on last checked holds about 60% of the total economy in their accounts and suspected to basically have every member of congress in their pocket
And just think, it must look like someone's been playing real-life Tetris using ol' Scroogie's Money Bin!
rel="nofollow"> <— Relevant…ish
Lulzsec doesn't help people.
All this 1% and no one comments about Joey's Ratata? Halolz, I disappoint.
The reason is that he doesn't know. I was the one that sold it to him in the first place. Did you know that wonderflonium is a real metal?
Nope, Duck Testa.
DO NOT FUCK. WITH MCDUCK.
Seriously, insinuate that he didn’t earn all that money through hard work and he’ll tear down a goddamn skyscraper with his BARE HANDS (wings?)!
Ohhhhhhhh. Now I get it.
Though since I didn't get it immediately and needed it explained to me, IZ NOT FUNNY TO ME.
I also include the service of being a wingman in that package. I can give you anatidae to ponder on that if you wish. Alert me by e-mallard if you are interested.
Fluffy_Quack3r (whose name is highly appropriate to the subject, may I add) isn't wrong, though.
(lich)
God, I love being a DM!
First I had my players fight The King of Pop, next they go after Deep Rot! (Look it up)
Yay Lich Highlander!
And Sean, if you spoil this for the rest of them… I will ensure that your character dies in the most gruesome way possible!
It's related because Scrooge has a Scottish accent.
Look at what you've done. He's cryyyyyin'.
Anatidae.
Christ, Vabolo.
You give me no more crashing, and I'll give you no more Fat Gaben jokes.
Sound like a deal, Valve?
And several times to KEEP it.
What the hell is Lulzsec?
Since you won't read the entire thing I'll summarize them in one word.
Retarded.
There's an Occupy Saffron (City) movement going on…
I can see it from my mountain
If Joey (and his rattata) are top percent, then why don't they pay more when you beat them… I mean, considering the tax breaks
especially not his cane
I'll read the whole thing though, anyone know who they are? :D
I don't care WHAT Scrooge is, this picture has a very distinct "early 90's dos-ish game" feel to it. I must. Play this game. If it involved my favorite Disney Character and old DOS games, my body will be ready SO HARD.
Go forward. But be warned that the information that you seek is sometimes not the things you wanted to see or hear.
Got to love Disney.
Damn Team Rocket…I'll be back…again…One would think they would have learned their lesson the first time, and then the second when they took over Goldenrod's Radio Tower…Red, hold my beer.
They DO make lulz though.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LulzSec
If you're having money problems I feel bad for you son,
We're the ninety-nine percent, and this duck's the one.
What's this?
Duck Tales submission in Halolz?
Talk about revolutionary.
rel="nofollow">Also, here is one for nostalgia sake. Enjoy it folks.
"By Jude Buffum, found by brentalfloss"
FOUND by Brentalfloss, not made by him? This is an uncommon sight.
Please, please, PLEASE tell me you jest.
Actually, I think you'll find it's "Goob goob ga-joob".
LYRIC HAMMER!!!
TOP F@#$ING PERCENTAGE!!!!!!!
thanks for the explanation…
I kinda live in a pokeball…
in argentina…
with no tv…
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Makes me think of Eminent Domain. The only problem here is Peach's Castle is the government property.
Read TheArrived's comment.
Percentile
PERCENTLE
Dumnkopf
Lulzec ± Anonymous ≡ Omnipotent Cowards
Thank you, someone who understands that it's not a troll comment or whatever crap they're thinking, why would I even say that Lulzsec are good or bad, I simply stated that they disapprove…
Also, Quack.
… Percent
Hmmmm, Scotland demanding the dissolution of the Union, McDuck hoarding vast wealth reserves…..
Odd that…
Eye?
Those Anonymous punks hit one of my fav forums. i gave them a pass on the whole sony thing,but this was mean
It's punbelievable! :D
I read the whole thing.
So those are the guys that stole my decoy email address from Sony.
So… Scrooge has aquired diamond riches on the moon… That means… The days of mining are over!!! No longer will I have to venture into deep caves filled with exploding monsters that comment on my material goods to find riches! Buildstack to the moon, I say, TO THE MOOOOOOON!!!
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=532080…