Creeper Streaker

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 19, 2011 · 11:24 PM 
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131 Responses to “Creeper Streaker”

  1. Abum12345 on October 19th, 2011 11:27 pm

    Nicccceee field ya got here

  2. Hana on October 19th, 2011 11:28 pm

    Passsssssssss me the ball bitch. I ssssaid I was open.

  3. Shatman on October 19th, 2011 11:31 pm

    SSSSSSidane.

  4. Paulrus-Keaton? on October 19th, 2011 11:43 pm

    Riddle me this, Halolz.
    What sound would a vuvuzela make if its being used by a Creeper?

  5. Sid_Diddly on October 19th, 2011 11:45 pm

    Ssszzzzuuu….[Explode]

  6. christmas4477 on October 19th, 2011 11:47 pm

    No really, I'm serious this time. Let's all go and find something that doesn't show up on Halolz every submission. Maybe a Tetris 3D joke or something? What's gonna happen when the well of TF2 and Minecraft jokes runs dry guys? Think about it

  7. straYDoubter on October 19th, 2011 11:49 pm

    It explodes AND it's naked! Why is this on the internet? WHY?
    <img src="http://media.industrygamers.com/editorial/2009/11/think_of_the_children.jpg"/&gt;

  8. Red on October 19th, 2011 11:51 pm

    He attacks with an explosive headbutt!

  9. Red on October 19th, 2011 11:51 pm

    There's always pilotwings

  10. MorningMoon on October 19th, 2011 11:52 pm

    Pokemon jokes. Pokemon jokes everywhere.

  11. TheTopHatKid on October 19th, 2011 11:54 pm

    Pokemon. There will ALWAYS be a new Pokemon game.

  12. Red on October 19th, 2011 11:54 pm

    He doesn't score many goals, but he's a damned good defender!

  13. smashpro1 on October 19th, 2011 11:57 pm

    It's SUPER EFFECTIVE!

  14. MorningMoon on October 19th, 2011 11:59 pm

    Hah, i beat ya to it! Now i get to keep one of your hats!

  15. TheTopHatKid on October 20th, 2011 12:00 am
  16. TCC on October 20th, 2011 12:00 am

    sorry, but my American upbringings are forcing me to not care about anything even remotely related to soccer… it's essentially the Luigi of sports over here. :|

  17. Rexxmech on October 20th, 2011 12:03 am

    Damn, almost saw a goal too…

  18. straYDoubter on October 20th, 2011 12:03 am

    I always thought that title went to curling.

  19. TheTopHatKid on October 20th, 2011 12:06 am

    Hmm. So you did. Fair enough. Here's an authentic backbiter's billycock.

  20. TCC on October 20th, 2011 12:07 am

    Who?

  21. Skrist on October 20th, 2011 12:07 am

    You obviously have never seen extreme knitting.
    <img src="http://i-cdn.apartmenttherapy.com/uimages/mailer/1-6-largeneedle.jpg"&gt;
    And it's still boring to me.

  22. Skrist on October 20th, 2011 12:09 am

    We can't think of children. We watch soccer…
    <img src="http://i315.photobucket.com/albums/ll478/Zokort/steamworkshop_tf2_stein_thumb.jpg"&gt;

  23. straYDoubter on October 20th, 2011 12:10 am

    YIkes. I was wrong. Curling is the Birdo of sports. This….this is Toadsworth at best.

  24. CriticalQuit on October 20th, 2011 12:14 am

    That's a very nice television broadcast you have there. Ssssssshame if something happened to it…

  25. Red on October 20th, 2011 12:24 am

    Use it to find pokemon in trees… but also destroy said trees

  26. ChemicalKirby on October 20th, 2011 12:27 am

    Because of creepers I've lost my live and house. He's only lost the ball.

  27. Ovahdrive on October 20th, 2011 12:33 am

    I prefer underwater basket weaving.

  28. Ovahdrive on October 20th, 2011 12:34 am

    Not a fan of soccer, but…
    <img src="http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g278/Ovahdrive/dead.jpg"&gt;

  29. invadingduck on October 20th, 2011 12:35 am

    The Most Dangerous Game.

  30. SirNumel on October 20th, 2011 12:36 am

    Oktoberfest started a little early for our friend the Medic.

  31. SirNumel on October 20th, 2011 12:37 am

    What about figure canoeing?

  32. SirNumel on October 20th, 2011 12:39 am

    I always thought soccer could use a little more excitement on the field.

  33. Abum12345 on October 20th, 2011 12:47 am

    Looks legit

  34. TheTopHatKid on October 20th, 2011 12:58 am

    I can only imagine it sounds like rel="nofollow">this, but with more explosion at the end.

  35. Nick Soapdish on October 20th, 2011 1:01 am

    At the risk of starting a flame war and getting a bunch of downvotes it's called Football!!!!
    At least by 90% of the world anyway.

  36. Deep Thought on October 20th, 2011 1:10 am
  37. Skrist on October 20th, 2011 1:17 am

    Well as America would say: "Fuck the world"

  38. Skrist on October 20th, 2011 1:19 am

    When it is painted, how do we know the paint isn't a spy?

  39. Skrist on October 20th, 2011 1:21 am

    Really? No one took this one yet? Alright… if I must. *Creeper Explodes* GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!
    I would've done it how they would, but I'm not that entirely cruel.

  40. Deep Thought on October 20th, 2011 1:22 am

    I just realized what creepers lack…

    eyebrows.

  41. Skrist on October 20th, 2011 1:25 am

    We apparently don't have Mario, Sonic, LoZ, Metroid, F-Zero, Starfox, Donkey Kong, Kid Icarus, Fire Emblem, and Animal Crossing. And those are only SOME Nintendo games. Now someone do the math and factor in Sony and Microsoft then we will touch on the AAA design companies. :)

  42. Red on October 20th, 2011 1:26 am

    over 9000 jokes left

  43. Red on October 20th, 2011 1:27 am

    its a new breed of fire creeper

  44. Red on October 20th, 2011 1:28 am

    Everyday is Oktoberfest if you're the medic

  45. Nick Soapdish on October 20th, 2011 1:34 am

    You'll catch a lot of STDs that way though. Especially when you start doing Africa.

  46. sonicsmash2 on October 20th, 2011 1:42 am

    creeper and balls, they mix perfectly….

  47. Paulrus-Keaton? on October 20th, 2011 1:44 am

    Unless you start with Japan. Get y'self some nice radiation sickness.
    Among other things.

  48. Paulrus-Keaton? on October 20th, 2011 1:45 am

    I would, but I muted them long ago. Screechy, 'dey are.

  49. ramblerkudos on October 20th, 2011 1:57 am
  50. GazzyW007 on October 20th, 2011 2:03 am

    Oktoberfest starts in September.

    Odd? Yeah. Anacronistic? Yep.

  51. GazzyW007 on October 20th, 2011 2:04 am

    Thumbs up!

  52. GazzyW007 on October 20th, 2011 2:04 am

    How about competitive fishing?

  53. EonofAeon on October 20th, 2011 2:06 am

    Fun fact -- Of the last 30 hours, my hours have been spent thusly (to approximation);
    14-16 on Arkham City.
    6-7 at school.
    4-6 sleeping.
    Give or take a few minutes on these options.
    With that being said…is it wrong that the first thing I thought upon seeing 'creeper'…..was the infamous rel="nofollow"> Yellow Skinned Wacky Man…?

  54. AManWithACloak on October 20th, 2011 2:22 am

    The creeper is a spy?

  55. AManWithACloak on October 20th, 2011 2:24 am

    I actually laughed out loud when I read this.
    TF2 and Minecraft will NEVER run out of jokes.

  56. AManWithACloak on October 20th, 2011 2:26 am
  57. MasterLuigi452 on October 20th, 2011 2:33 am

    Falcon Kick gone wrong?

  58. VaultLegend on October 20th, 2011 2:35 am

    You call yourself an American! You're not even wearing a flag on your head!

  59. TheTopHatKid on October 20th, 2011 2:51 am

    Yeah, it was fine when the exploding penis was covered.
    Now it's leaving a mess all over the place.

  60. BTSnoogans on October 20th, 2011 3:10 am

    EXPLOSIONS FROM MICHAEL BAY! MA-BA-SPLOOM-SCRAH-SPLOSIONS!!!!!!!!!

  61. Paulrus-Keaton? on October 20th, 2011 3:15 am
  62. Paulrus-Keaton? on October 20th, 2011 3:15 am
  63. Dimomarg on October 20th, 2011 5:03 am

    It's like touhou soccer, only not. Well we can only hope.

  64. Drjolt on October 20th, 2011 5:36 am

    GOAAAAAA- Hey, what the fuck is that on the field- HOLY FUCK IT JUST EXPLODED. EVERYONE, HIDE IN THE RESTROOMS UNTIL THEY DESPAWN!

  65. Drjolt on October 20th, 2011 5:38 am

    It's also shaped like a dick.

  66. Gearheadmk2 on October 20th, 2011 8:22 am

    Ok, I know its a advert, but, RELEVANT!
    rel="nofollow">

  67. AuraBlaze on October 20th, 2011 8:39 am

    I'm just too focused on the game.

  68. AuraBlaze on October 20th, 2011 8:41 am

    I think it would more accurately be SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSCCCCOOOOOOOORRRRRREEEEEEE!!!!

  69. vash_ts on October 20th, 2011 8:49 am

    when falcon is present, the explosive boxes turn into creepers, and screw everyone…

  70. vash_ts on October 20th, 2011 8:50 am

    especially when you crossover them…

    MLP for everyone!

    now that I think of it… there is no My little minecraft, is it?

  71. vash_ts on October 20th, 2011 8:52 am

    so its awesome and understood by only the elite?

  72. TCC on October 20th, 2011 9:00 am

    well yeah, what else could I possibly mean?

  73. Arch_Evil_Angel on October 20th, 2011 9:05 am
  74. Arch_Evil_Angel on October 20th, 2011 9:06 am

    FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

  75. redroverone on October 20th, 2011 9:06 am

    Clearly the player took a dive. Look what he did to the poor tackler!

  76. vash_ts on October 20th, 2011 9:09 am

    I knew it… ponies are like guile´s theme… they go with everything

  77. TCC on October 20th, 2011 9:16 am

    Am I wrong? Do Americans suddenly care about soccer? I never actually said anything bad about soccer, just that most North Americans couldn't give less of a crap….

    or are all those stand up comedians in my head just lieing to me again?

  78. Lord_Science on October 20th, 2011 9:38 am

    Well then you'll be sterile

  79. Lord_Science on October 20th, 2011 9:39 am

    But your Canadian!

  80. Lord_Science on October 20th, 2011 9:40 am

    May I point out rule #1 of the pyro? Everyone is a spy, you must burn them.

  81. Lord_Science on October 20th, 2011 9:42 am

    The only way to win is with a bow and arrow.

  82. Lord_Science on October 20th, 2011 9:43 am

    If it was touhou soccer, thousands of soccer balls would appear out of nowhere and everyone would die.

  83. Lord_Science on October 20th, 2011 9:45 am

    Rule #2 of the pyro: Everything is a spy, you must burn them. Needless to say, I don't have nice things.

  84. Lord_Science on October 20th, 2011 9:46 am

    Especially in a sammich

  85. Ice_Cold_Water on October 20th, 2011 9:55 am

    How about an ode to diving?
    <img src=http://vsm.com--live.com/admin/uploads/omghumor.com/images/1729.gif>

  86. Red on October 20th, 2011 10:19 am

    And how!

  87. Vabolo on October 20th, 2011 10:28 am

    Not on the Internet.

  88. Vabolo on October 20th, 2011 10:29 am

    What about his Canadian?

    *Grammar Hammer*

  89. TheAceOfSkulls on October 20th, 2011 10:35 am

    That feels remarkably similar to the rules of management in my company:
    "No matter how small the infraction, they have failed you for the last time and you must burn them."

  90. Arch_Evil_Angel on October 20th, 2011 10:43 am

    I think there are a few trolls going around and down voting comments.

  91. Caelun_Niveus on October 20th, 2011 10:49 am

    Dubstep

  92. misterz100 on October 20th, 2011 12:06 pm

    XD that's some really funny thing you found there, I haven't laughed that hard in a while ^^
    That fire looks so realistic O.o

  93. misterz100 on October 20th, 2011 12:08 pm

    "The uploader has not made this video available in your country.
    Sorry about that."

    -_-

  94. Red on October 20th, 2011 12:46 pm

    I'm pretty sure you can't own a canadian: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100

  95. Skrist on October 20th, 2011 12:56 pm

    Well you CAN own a Canadian. But it is highly illegal.

  96. Skrist on October 20th, 2011 12:56 pm

    Well played.

  97. Skrist on October 20th, 2011 12:57 pm

    The Chrono Trigger one almost made me burst organs out of laughter. XD
    This one is also organ shattering.
    <img src="http://i.somethingawful.com/u/garbageday/2011/Photoshop_Phriday/soccermystery/part_two/Ragequit_09.gif"&gt;

  98. invadingduck on October 20th, 2011 1:00 pm

    But it's the 10% of us who are RIGHT!

  99. C__F on October 20th, 2011 1:21 pm

    God help the forests.

  100. HughbertEsq on October 20th, 2011 1:30 pm

    I see… now what would happen if we put a creeper in an All Blacks scrum….

  101. M4DD4WG on October 20th, 2011 2:08 pm
  102. Fhantinabox on October 20th, 2011 3:02 pm

    …So I need to set the Canadians I have in my basement free? Not that they were locked up against their will… They willingly enterd when I- Why is everyone looking at me…?

  103. AManWithACloak on October 20th, 2011 4:00 pm

    Frankly, I'm more concerned about some kind of caber/spy/pyro abomination.
    It looks like a creeper, explodes like a caber, and burns all in its wake like a pyro.
    *shiver*

  104. Seanhl on October 20th, 2011 4:05 pm

    but not one of your many new phallic (for whatever reason) tentacles

  105. Seanhl on October 20th, 2011 4:07 pm

    in spanish and french it's a word which is pronounced football, and the literal translation from other languages is also usually football or something similar

  106. Seanhl on October 20th, 2011 4:08 pm

    Do Germans care? fuck no, more beer for them.

  107. Seanhl on October 20th, 2011 4:13 pm

    well that's the most reasonable explanation yet

  108. Seanhl on October 20th, 2011 4:14 pm

    aww, I can't see 'em

  109. Seanhl on October 20th, 2011 4:18 pm

    with the expression of your avatar, this comment is awesome

  110. DiamyoAlex on October 20th, 2011 4:19 pm

    To quote Bill from L4D: "He's dead!"

  111. Seanhl on October 20th, 2011 4:20 pm

    and there'd be super death lasers coming from black winged creatures on the rooftops

  112. Seanhl on October 20th, 2011 4:22 pm

    ditto final fantasy

  113. HughbertEsq on October 20th, 2011 4:25 pm

    Welllllll, they're really hearing the sounds of all their WAGS (wives and girlfriends) realizing they made a horrible life choice in deciding to live with these "men"

    furthermore, Loona http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/10/nightmare-n

    There, now I can get that out of my system

  114. HughbertEsq on October 20th, 2011 4:27 pm

    Probably more interested in your American Rugby…

  115. Red on October 20th, 2011 4:27 pm

    *pulls out a shotgun*
    yeah, you'd best be setting them free now

  116. Lord_Science on October 20th, 2011 4:42 pm

    whoops your right.

    ::snicker::

  117. Lord_Science on October 20th, 2011 4:43 pm

    Now how do you know classified material? Do I need to choke-a-bitch?

  118. POTaDOS on October 20th, 2011 5:49 pm

    Soccer is an abbreviation for football association (assoc). Also, both American and English football is so called because it's played on your feet, not on horseback. Both names are correct in their own way.
    http://www.mamapop.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11

  119. TheInsaneWombat on October 20th, 2011 7:27 pm

    Aren't they all?

  120. smartmonkey on October 20th, 2011 7:49 pm

    obligatory lonely island song link

  121. Happy on October 21st, 2011 12:27 am

    +1 for fellow NZer, or at least someone following RWC. Whoo frickin' hoo!
    Anyway I daresay that combination'd be banned from the start. Haka already sharply lowers enemy defence as it is. Add that to the Creeper's area of effect and all the other players'll be clamouring for a major nerf. Noobs are always blaming the game instead of learning to use their buffs right.

  122. PortalMan118 on October 21st, 2011 12:35 am

    Creeper:GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL……(BOOM)

  123. coltsman88 on October 21st, 2011 1:06 am

    I don't know… It kind of looked like he lost his life. He's in more pieces than Yamcha.

  124. coltsman88 on October 21st, 2011 1:10 am

    But at least you can trust the things you have!

  125. dope92 on October 21st, 2011 3:17 am
  126. dope92 on October 21st, 2011 3:17 am
  127. Jimmy on October 21st, 2011 6:33 am

    That'ssssssss a nice ssssssscoccerball you have there. Ssssssssshame if ssssssomething were to happen to it.

  128. HughbertEsq on October 21st, 2011 1:00 pm

    Ennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnh
    I'm actually an Irish-Englishman first
    I just acknowledge that our co-ordination is pretty shit

  129. Ryu_Bonkosi on October 21st, 2011 5:05 pm
  130. Souleater676 on October 22nd, 2011 12:54 am
  131. Passerby Boy on October 22nd, 2011 5:05 am

    no…..

    MORE!

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