It’s hard to believe there’s a situation where people would RATHER see a naked guy on the field! From Something Awful
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Nicccceee field ya got here
Passsssssssss me the ball bitch. I ssssaid I was open.
SSSSSSidane.
Riddle me this, Halolz.
What sound would a vuvuzela make if its being used by a Creeper?
Ssszzzzuuu….[Explode]
No really, I'm serious this time. Let's all go and find something that doesn't show up on Halolz every submission. Maybe a Tetris 3D joke or something? What's gonna happen when the well of TF2 and Minecraft jokes runs dry guys? Think about it
It explodes AND it's naked! Why is this on the internet? WHY?
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He attacks with an explosive headbutt!
There's always pilotwings
Pokemon jokes. Pokemon jokes everywhere.
Pokemon. There will ALWAYS be a new Pokemon game.
He doesn't score many goals, but he's a damned good defender!
It's SUPER EFFECTIVE!
Hah, i beat ya to it! Now i get to keep one of your hats!
OBJECTION!
sorry, but my American upbringings are forcing me to not care about anything even remotely related to soccer… it's essentially the Luigi of sports over here. :|
Damn, almost saw a goal too…
I always thought that title went to curling.
Hmm. So you did. Fair enough. Here's an authentic backbiter's billycock.
Who?
You obviously have never seen extreme knitting.
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And it's still boring to me.
We can't think of children. We watch soccer…
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YIkes. I was wrong. Curling is the Birdo of sports. This….this is Toadsworth at best.
That's a very nice television broadcast you have there. Ssssssshame if something happened to it…
Use it to find pokemon in trees… but also destroy said trees
Because of creepers I've lost my live and house. He's only lost the ball.
I prefer underwater basket weaving.
Not a fan of soccer, but…
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The Most Dangerous Game.
Oktoberfest started a little early for our friend the Medic.
What about figure canoeing?
I always thought soccer could use a little more excitement on the field.
Looks legit
I can only imagine it sounds like rel="nofollow">this, but with more explosion at the end.
At the risk of starting a flame war and getting a bunch of downvotes it's called Football!!!!
At least by 90% of the world anyway.
Hell
Well as America would say: "Fuck the world"
When it is painted, how do we know the paint isn't a spy?
Really? No one took this one yet? Alright… if I must. *Creeper Explodes* GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!
I would've done it how they would, but I'm not that entirely cruel.
I just realized what creepers lack…
eyebrows.
We apparently don't have Mario, Sonic, LoZ, Metroid, F-Zero, Starfox, Donkey Kong, Kid Icarus, Fire Emblem, and Animal Crossing. And those are only SOME Nintendo games. Now someone do the math and factor in Sony and Microsoft then we will touch on the AAA design companies. :)
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its a new breed of fire creeper
Everyday is Oktoberfest if you're the medic
You'll catch a lot of STDs that way though. Especially when you start doing Africa.
creeper and balls, they mix perfectly….
Unless you start with Japan. Get y'self some nice radiation sickness.
Among other things.
I would, but I muted them long ago. Screechy, 'dey are.
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Oktoberfest starts in September.
Odd? Yeah. Anacronistic? Yep.
Thumbs up!
How about competitive fishing?
Fun fact -- Of the last 30 hours, my hours have been spent thusly (to approximation);
14-16 on Arkham City.
6-7 at school.
4-6 sleeping.
Give or take a few minutes on these options.
With that being said…is it wrong that the first thing I thought upon seeing 'creeper'…..was the infamous rel="nofollow"> Yellow Skinned Wacky Man…?
The creeper is a spy?
I actually laughed out loud when I read this.
TF2 and Minecraft will NEVER run out of jokes.
This is good…
But these are better.
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Falcon Kick gone wrong?
You call yourself an American! You're not even wearing a flag on your head!
Yeah, it was fine when the exploding penis was covered.
Now it's leaving a mess all over the place.
EXPLOSIONS FROM MICHAEL BAY! MA-BA-SPLOOM-SCRAH-SPLOSIONS!!!!!!!!!
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It's like touhou soccer, only not. Well we can only hope.
GOAAAAAA- Hey, what the fuck is that on the field- HOLY FUCK IT JUST EXPLODED. EVERYONE, HIDE IN THE RESTROOMS UNTIL THEY DESPAWN!
It's also shaped like a dick.
Ok, I know its a advert, but, RELEVANT!
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I'm just too focused on the game.
I think it would more accurately be SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSCCCCOOOOOOOORRRRRREEEEEEE!!!!
when falcon is present, the explosive boxes turn into creepers, and screw everyone…
especially when you crossover them…
MLP for everyone!
now that I think of it… there is no My little minecraft, is it?
so its awesome and understood by only the elite?
well yeah, what else could I possibly mean?
Close enough
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FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Clearly the player took a dive. Look what he did to the poor tackler!
I knew it… ponies are like guile´s theme… they go with everything
Am I wrong? Do Americans suddenly care about soccer? I never actually said anything bad about soccer, just that most North Americans couldn't give less of a crap….
or are all those stand up comedians in my head just lieing to me again?
Well then you'll be sterile
But your Canadian!
May I point out rule #1 of the pyro? Everyone is a spy, you must burn them.
The only way to win is with a bow and arrow.
If it was touhou soccer, thousands of soccer balls would appear out of nowhere and everyone would die.
Rule #2 of the pyro: Everything is a spy, you must burn them. Needless to say, I don't have nice things.
Especially in a sammich
How about an ode to diving?
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And how!
Not on the Internet.
What about his Canadian?
*Grammar Hammer*
That feels remarkably similar to the rules of management in my company:
"No matter how small the infraction, they have failed you for the last time and you must burn them."
I think there are a few trolls going around and down voting comments.
Dubstep
XD that's some really funny thing you found there, I haven't laughed that hard in a while ^^
That fire looks so realistic O.o
"The uploader has not made this video available in your country.
Sorry about that."
-_-
I'm pretty sure you can't own a canadian: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100…
Well you CAN own a Canadian. But it is highly illegal.
Well played.
The Chrono Trigger one almost made me burst organs out of laughter. XD
This one is also organ shattering.
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But it's the 10% of us who are RIGHT!
God help the forests.
I see… now what would happen if we put a creeper in an All Blacks scrum….
You work for the Empire?
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…So I need to set the Canadians I have in my basement free? Not that they were locked up against their will… They willingly enterd when I- Why is everyone looking at me…?
Frankly, I'm more concerned about some kind of caber/spy/pyro abomination.
It looks like a creeper, explodes like a caber, and burns all in its wake like a pyro.
*shiver*
but not one of your many new phallic (for whatever reason) tentacles
in spanish and french it's a word which is pronounced football, and the literal translation from other languages is also usually football or something similar
Do Germans care? fuck no, more beer for them.
well that's the most reasonable explanation yet
aww, I can't see 'em
with the expression of your avatar, this comment is awesome
To quote Bill from L4D: "He's dead!"
and there'd be super death lasers coming from black winged creatures on the rooftops
ditto final fantasy
Welllllll, they're really hearing the sounds of all their WAGS (wives and girlfriends) realizing they made a horrible life choice in deciding to live with these "men"
furthermore, Loona http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/10/nightmare-n…
There, now I can get that out of my system
Probably more interested in your American Rugby…
*pulls out a shotgun*
yeah, you'd best be setting them free now
whoops your right.
::snicker::
Now how do you know classified material? Do I need to choke-a-bitch?
Soccer is an abbreviation for football association (assoc). Also, both American and English football is so called because it's played on your feet, not on horseback. Both names are correct in their own way.
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Aren't they all?
obligatory lonely island song link
+1 for fellow NZer, or at least someone following RWC. Whoo frickin' hoo!
Anyway I daresay that combination'd be banned from the start. Haka already sharply lowers enemy defence as it is. Add that to the Creeper's area of effect and all the other players'll be clamouring for a major nerf. Noobs are always blaming the game instead of learning to use their buffs right.
Creeper:GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL……(BOOM)
I don't know… It kind of looked like he lost his life. He's in more pieces than Yamcha.
But at least you can trust the things you have!
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That'ssssssss a nice ssssssscoccerball you have there. Ssssssssshame if ssssssomething were to happen to it.
Ennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnh
I'm actually an Irish-Englishman first
I just acknowledge that our co-ordination is pretty shit
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no…..
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