And that’s why God of War games could never be ported to the Wii.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 18, 2011 · 1:02 AM 
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71 Responses to “GOD OF WII”

  1. VaultLegend on October 18th, 2011 1:06 am

    Ares gets bothered for every little thing these days.

  2. MeatyMcSausage on October 18th, 2011 1:16 am
  3. Vizardvalor on October 18th, 2011 1:19 am

    I guess being a God also gives you a special modded Wii that uses dual wii remote action without nun-chucks.

  4. dope92 on October 18th, 2011 1:19 am

    you fell into this one shawn…

    <img src="http://images.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/10707340.jpg"&gt;

    ahh the kratlolz will never die

  5. user500 on October 18th, 2011 1:21 am

    So thats how you play Wii bowling.

  6. CriticalQuit on October 18th, 2011 1:35 am

    To play GoW on the Wii, you need to attach the Wii motes to your wrists with chains. Because EVERYTHING has to be on chains.

  7. shadow649 on October 18th, 2011 1:44 am

    Extended warranty's and bullet proof glass. Problem solved. We're done here.
    -Cave Johnson

  8. Nick Soapdish on October 18th, 2011 1:45 am

    I read the instruction manual!
    It did not have a warning picture about this at all!

  9. ibbolia on October 18th, 2011 1:47 am

    He's using two wii-motes, but Bowling only requires one at a time.
    Clearly He's actually playing a SECOND game offscreen…

  10. The_AntiVillain on October 18th, 2011 1:50 am

    someone playing a wii that is surprising

  11. Wetmang on October 18th, 2011 1:53 am

    Courage Kratos, courage….

  12. Rocker23220 on October 18th, 2011 1:56 am

    I guess he's just gonna have to play over at Trunks' place now…..

  13. LiquidMountain on October 18th, 2011 1:58 am

    I want a Spartawision TV set.

  14. NekoKnight on October 18th, 2011 2:10 am

    If this were a video it would be called "Angry Spartan Kid loses at Wii Sports".

    Also, I get all my electronics from ancient Greece. Korea and Japan are too mainstream. /hipster NekoKnight

  15. JboneDRS on October 18th, 2011 2:37 am

    It would have been more tragic if they went through his wife and child.

  16. BasketGT on October 18th, 2011 3:08 am

    After what Kratos did to Halolz, he deserved that.

  17. Totema on October 18th, 2011 3:11 am

    I can't say I've tried using my Wiimote as a literal nunckuck while playing Wii Bowling. I wonder what my strike ratio would be?

  18. Vabolo on October 18th, 2011 7:52 am

    "God of Warioware"

  19. TehVortex on October 18th, 2011 8:45 am

    It's people like him which is why they put health and safety messages everywhere. When booting up the wii or booting up a game, we're plagued by unskippable warning messages for swing happy idiots who don't realise where their precariously placed plant pot is.

    God dammit, Kartos.

  20. Jeevas on October 18th, 2011 8:52 am

    Good to see Kratos has finally overcome his dark courageous past…

  21. AuraBlaze on October 18th, 2011 8:55 am

    You know, with how much Kratos was swinging the Wii remotes around, he could have been the first person to ever hit a Mii standing behind him with the bowling ball.

  22. Ice on October 18th, 2011 9:32 am

    I was expecting them to go flying off and hit his family.

  23. WAFFLERMAN on October 18th, 2011 9:33 am

    Oh shoot. Halolz comments broke for me again.

    If you can guess who I am, I’ll give you a cookie.

  24. sonicsmash2 on October 18th, 2011 9:40 am

    Dont feel bad, you might have 2 holes in the screen but hey! the game is still playing!

  25. L3re7z on October 18th, 2011 10:03 am

    Who the hell plays Wii Sports Bowling with 2 Wiimotes and such Moves?

  26. AuraBlaze on October 18th, 2011 11:25 am

    The link sends us right back here… UNLESS YOU FOUND THIS POST'S IDENTICAL TWIN!

  27. DiamyoAlex on October 18th, 2011 5:49 pm

    The minions of Hades could not beat my High-score at Wii Bowling!

  28. Halcreix on October 18th, 2011 7:55 pm

    Kratos is, in fact, a dumbass: Athena was the one who broke his wiimote straps, not Ares.

    Kratos: Athena!!! You conspire against me!!???
    Athena (wearing a "trollface" mask): PROBLEM?
    Kratos: You will suffer for this!!!

  29. bananastheleech on October 20th, 2011 11:24 pm

    i swear i almost did what he did in wii bowling with only one wii mote

  30. SaintRCat on October 20th, 2011 11:35 pm

    Nice buck teeth, Kratos. Maybe we should start calling you the Beaver of War.

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