He’s the Professor Oak of the galaxy! Wait, why can no one tell my gender? What is wrong with meeeee
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 12, 2011 · 1:01 AM 
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37 Responses to “WELCOME TO CITADEL”

  1. Ex_Why_Too on October 12th, 2011 1:09 am

    His grandson's name must be Shitballz

  2. AManWithACloak on October 12th, 2011 1:13 am

    Well, taking off that +5 heavy armor of gender obscuring might help.

  3. CakeBard on October 12th, 2011 1:13 am

    Oh hey! My NC7 files are corrupt! Time for emergency reconstruction of the files telling my gender, past, and profession!

    Oh hey! I burnt up into a gooey paste while going through a planets atmosphere and I've been rebuilt by some pro-human organization! Time to rebuild my face, gender, AND files again!!!

  4. Terrorrayne on October 12th, 2011 1:19 am

    This information is useful to figure out what you'll be buried in….or for the type of cake you'll get if successful….

  5. UndeadLex on October 12th, 2011 1:21 am

    This is Commander BUTTS, and this is my favorite bar on the Citadel.

  6. invadingduck on October 12th, 2011 1:25 am

    Try to use a space bike indoors. I dare you.

  7. Vatonnage on October 12th, 2011 1:37 am

    There's a time and space for everything, but not right now.

  8. VT_Juju_Man on October 12th, 2011 2:00 am

    <img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_le428uBCNR1qdh0kpo1_400.jpg"&gt;

    Young lady! I am an expert on humans, now pick a mouth, open it and say "Bluduhthuthududuh"

  9. Lordshadow on October 12th, 2011 2:01 am

    Step 1) Take an unfunny picture
    Step 2) Take a phrase from a game of a completely different genre
    Step 3) Mash them together haphazardly
    Step 4) ?????
    Step 5) Courage Kratos

  10. Nick Soapdish on October 12th, 2011 2:32 am

    This is how I tell the difference: rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">

  11. SolidScientist on October 12th, 2011 2:43 am

    I feel there's only one proper way to respond to this submission.

    <img src="http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2010/182/f/9/Facepalm_by_Narcrotic.jpg"&gt;

  12. redroverone on October 12th, 2011 6:40 am

    He's only asking because he's a romance option.

  13. vash_ts on October 12th, 2011 8:26 am

    again: SAMUS ARAN

  14. Deep Thought on October 12th, 2011 8:40 am

    Shawn, I know you're trying to impress us, but if it's not that funny, don't submit it.

    Instead, try something rel="nofollow">like this

  15. Marzen on October 12th, 2011 9:02 am

    Who's this random guy? He needs to be fuckin' MORDIN before I listen to his professor-themed questions!

  16. MasterLuigi452 on October 12th, 2011 1:55 pm

    Has anyone remember seeing this submission on halolz should post this thread on January this year?

  17. DiamyoAlex on October 12th, 2011 5:00 pm

    I'm an Asari, WHAT DO YOU THINK?!

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