I hope you ladies like hats… ’cause there’s a gift inside and it’s wearing one!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 12, 2011 · 10:19 AM
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Look, you open the crate, you look at the gift, whattya see? It's clean, it's pristine, it's a loving machine! NO UDDA CLASS GONNA DO 'DAT!
Ooooh! I hope it's a hat!
Wow, Scout really is a dick sometimes.
"HAT" BETTER NOT BE SLANG FOR CONDOM!!! http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&am…
Assuming she's willing to spend $2.50.
Whats really in the box?
A. A wedding ring
B. Level 2 sentry
C. A spy
D.A sandvich
"I've got such a frickin' tiny little head!"
It's always a Spy. Even when it's not.
"You're gonna love my nuts!"
Scout, I know you want an unusual, but you can't trick a lady with buying you a key like THAT.
He can be pretty cocky
"A penis? Already have one"
It's a trap?
And if you're lucky it might even be unusual!
Wait…
Or give up about 2 piles of Refined Metal
Look, if ya open it now, I'll throw in a second boinkin, ABSOLUTELY FREE!
But the ladies love him for his stamina.
*Turns Scout's penis into unrefined metal*
AWAAHAAAAGH
However he can be quite quick at times and finish the round early
Heavy thinks you have a "stupid baby head"
Rule #1: Everything is a spy
Rule #2: Everyone is a spy
therefore, that is a spy holding a spy that has a spy inside.
inb4spyception
Trap? MOAH LIKE F- *cane pull off stage*
There are two bats in this picture.
One's a Sandman.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I should know.
And he's always trying to hit you with his bat.
It's my BONK in a box
(my BONK in a box…)
Just be thankful that you are not getting any Vintage stuff from box…
Spies…
Spies everywhere…
:3 Still can't believe at least one person actually downvoted mine, yet 'I hope its a hat' rises to the top….*tear*
Sweet! I got an Unusual… WHAT IN FALCON'S NAME IS THIS?!
He's very good at sex.
….*notices everyone staring* What?
E. A bunny
PUT THE BUNNY BACK IN THE BOX
$2.50 to see the mighty serpent!
C'mon guys, that's a bargain!
Moses' mom carrying Moses carrying a block of cheese carrying a soldier carrying a spear?
…I'm here to warn you all…
Do. Not. Open. The. Box!
That is all.
F. Dissapointment
More like a chastity crate than bonk in a box really…
Step 4: Make her wait for the drop. that's not so random.
Valve's prototype chastity belt, for those gamers who happen to be attractive XD
Your gun, it is so tiny!
Who sent all these babies to f***?!
To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress (or you really don't know what the reference is)…
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Then turn that metal in a sandvich.
Hummmm, salty sandvich…
There is a distinct lack of Ackbar in this trap.
This will not go unpunished.
You'll see.
You'll ALL see…
heavy is ready to crush baby men
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they'e not even ten you sick fuck!
Not if Johny Evilguy gets 'em first.
Baby, I'm worth it.
But is everypony a spy…?
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…and so does Scout.
yes
It's a unusual hat with white streaming effect.
Super effective is your bible isnt it?
That box is a spy!
Clearly, you don't know what's in the box.
I was told we would be f***ing MEN!
If it's the flaming effect then it's gonorrhea.
Well there is some form of head protection.
Why was this comment rated negatively? You're not even trying to find an off-topic one anymore!
But if you call him now, he'll add an extra pounding, absolutely free!
I CANNAE GIV' YE ANYMOORE PLUS ONE'S LADDE'!
YER ON YER OWN FROM 'ERE!
WHY AM I YELLIN' THIS FROM'A CHOPPA?!
WHY AM I SCOTTISH?!
I've heard of "getting wood", but this…
Just two easy payments of $1.25!!!
Pyro's possible responses:
Sets it on fire.
Uses a Hadoken on it.
Takes a Homewrecker/Axe to it
Well, I could go on, but let's see what everyone else has to say about it.
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NO ME GUSTA
"I love my ball."
Spy disguises as it. He appears exactly them same as he normally would.
My Halloween costume last year was something similar, but I was in a FedEx uniform, and I was getting paid $100 an hour.
He could make it disappear or stab it as well.
NO
And also hope she doesn't want Jarate
Spy, Little Pony: Betrayal Is Magic
""Hey baby, want to see my spawnpoint?"
He's quite good at penetrating enemy defenses.
Schrodinger's Spy
Dammit, I posted that link three days ago!
You have one testicle?
Isn't that uncomfortable?!
G. A Krabby Patty
Multiple choice question answers are ALWAYS Krabby Patty. Because, remember: P.O.O.P.
…so he's a rapist?
Well I'd imagine he would be, with that Mad Milk replenishing rate..
Sorry, because of that little mishap with the previous submission, I'm all out of fish schtick…
…Oh! And, just like that, I'm back in!
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By the way, the box is my penis.
100 dollars an hour? let us see how many hours it takes for you to fire heavies gun for 12 seconds…
400,000/12=100(T)/(60x60)
the answer is…
1,200,000 seconds or 333.33 hours :D I think so…
Open it quick, or that box is gonna be full of Strange Jarate
No, it's Lance Armstrong.
I guess the spy is a real Cat Burglar, eh?
Carpenters Gone Wild!
Oh, also, before I forget…
Can't let you open that, locked box!
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Could be Mad Milk.
So this is why step 3 is Profit?
Well it was a Scout quote, so you'll have to ask him. He seems to run alright with only one testicle.
Penis is SPY!!
Need a baby dispenser here!!
That's one hell of a chastity belt.
He uses his bat to counterbalance.
It's been so long since I've heard a Wolf joke, it's hard for me to believe we actually made them at some point!
Heh. Long and hard.
I know, but it's still relevant
Lock up yo women and yo children, there's a scout on the loose!
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Myyyyyyyyyyyyyy ;)
Nice rack!
Now it's Strange Mad Milk because of the Update
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Looks like someone will recieve the gift that keeps on giving for a solid $2.50… And it seems like Scout knows how to drive a hard bargain.
Every one already knew those boxes had dick all in them.
I opened the box, I was expecting a Strange Force-A-Nature, but all i got was a Shortstop
Yeah, you almost always got screwed when you opened one.