Link's Hearts

UGH, is that how that works? Nasty. Anyway that’s the second angriest Link I’ve ever seen!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 11, 2011 · 12:22 AM 
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101 Responses to “Link’s Hearts”

  1. ProfessorLuigi on October 11th, 2011 12:23 am

    A lot of heart went into the comic.
    I can tell that this guy has guts.
    Maybe link should have a little heart to heart with queen gohma.
    Tip your waitresses! I'll be here all night!

  2. ChemicalKirby on October 11th, 2011 12:28 am

    And you thought Captain Falcon was manly…

  3. Xyxoz on October 11th, 2011 12:28 am

    Link sure has brown gloves.

  4. Lord_Science on October 11th, 2011 12:28 am

    I don't always kill giant monsters, but when I do, I take their hearts for myself.

    also because it is mandatory in situations like these..
    Looks like Link,
    -shades-
    has a lot of heart.

    In other news, at least we now no why he doesn't talk, he has no lungs.

  5. TheTopHatKid on October 11th, 2011 12:33 am

    Yup. Those gloves sure are brown.

    *sip*

  6. TheTopHatKid on October 11th, 2011 12:35 am

    Because if there's one thing women love it's
    rel="nofollow">a vascular man.

  7. TheTopHatKid on October 11th, 2011 12:35 am

    Because if there's one thing women love it's rel="nofollow">a vascular man.

  8. ProfessorLuigi on October 11th, 2011 12:37 am

    Yep. Those browns sure are glove.

    *spit*

  9. TCC on October 11th, 2011 12:39 am

    LIKE.
    A.
    BAAAWSSSS!!!!

  10. macksting on October 11th, 2011 12:40 am

    Wow. Doesn’t he start with three?

  11. ProfessorLuigi on October 11th, 2011 12:41 am

    Well, he can make those grunty noises,
    And play an ocarina.
    What does that say?

  12. JordanTH on October 11th, 2011 12:41 am

    He should probably begin to look into obtaining at least one organ that is NOT a heart. Maybe some lungs to begin with? Breathing is nice.

  13. Gilyu on October 11th, 2011 12:43 am

    Link with a beard?

    THAT LINK IS A SPY

  14. ProfessorLuigi on October 11th, 2011 12:43 am

    KILL QUEEN GHOMA! (like a boss)
    TEAR IT'S HEART OUT!(like a boss)

  15. Happy_Crazy on October 11th, 2011 12:46 am

    Only a matter of time until somebody posts the obligatory Chris Redfield…
    SO LET'S SPEED THINGS UP!

    <img src=http://i1108.photobucket.com/albums/h416/kitsuneronin/chrisredfield.jpg>

  16. invadingduck on October 11th, 2011 12:46 am

    Oh, did Link just watch Conan the Barbarian?

  17. Lord_Science on October 11th, 2011 12:49 am
  18. Citrovc4 on October 11th, 2011 12:52 am
  19. Sceptilianblade on October 11th, 2011 12:53 am

    Panel 4 sure looks familiar…
    <img src="http://beautifullyabsurd.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/mola-ram1.jpg&quot; img>
    …Nah.

  20. TheAceOfSkulls on October 11th, 2011 12:54 am

    This time, this can act as a fun parallel. Just watch!
    Gears copied from Resident Evil when making their third person shooter. Resident Evil would later copy Gears' mechanics.
    Darkstalkers took Zelda's gameplay (and a lot more, but let's stay focused), so it seems Link is here to steal the tone from War's game.

    Don't you just love it when there's a great hidden depth to the use of a meme picture?

  21. AuraBlaze on October 11th, 2011 12:55 am

    Better yet, a new set of vocal chords so we can actually understand what he says.

  22. Rexxmech on October 11th, 2011 12:57 am

    It must be really inconvenient having to sow his chest back together after every boss fight.

  23. mikeorike on October 11th, 2011 1:03 am

    Wow. Ripping you're opponent's guts as a trophy for you the keep in your pocket? That seems a bit…
    *shades*
    Heartless

    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

    :'(

  24. AuraBlaze on October 11th, 2011 1:04 am

    Sure. Those yeps are glove brown.

    *snort*

  25. Happy_Crazy on October 11th, 2011 1:05 am

    Something that's confusing me is how this would work with the next boss…
    A self-performed heart surgery procedure with King Dodongo's heart would be quite an interesting sight…

  26. Vosur on October 11th, 2011 1:06 am

    Kali-mah… Kali-Mah… Kali-MAH!!!!

  27. CriticalQuit on October 11th, 2011 1:11 am

    Wait.

    Aren't the hearts supposed to be in containers?

  28. CriticalQuit on October 11th, 2011 1:12 am

    His pocket? He put that thing inside his own goddamn chest.

  29. CriticalQuit on October 11th, 2011 1:12 am

    Not to mention ripping your own chest open must hurt like a bitch.

  30. VyseRogueKing on October 11th, 2011 1:17 am

    Hey more organs means more healthy. Look at our buddy Zim here.
    <img src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/9/15706465_f936635cc6.jpg&quot; height="240">

  31. Dart5340 on October 11th, 2011 1:19 am

    Don't you mean Darksiders?

  32. ProfessorLuigi on October 11th, 2011 1:20 am

    I think link would have a much harder time shoving a jar full of heart inside his chest.

  33. VT_Juju_Man on October 11th, 2011 1:21 am

    If that's how Link gets his hearts, i'd hate to see how he gets more magic.

    It seems like he gets his hearts the same way Chuck Norris gets his dinner.

  34. BasketGT on October 11th, 2011 1:21 am

    Are. Yeps sure brown those glove.

    *derp*

  35. dope92 on October 11th, 2011 1:22 am
  36. Actuallyguy on October 11th, 2011 1:22 am

    Artist is the fine gentlemen over at Supafine: http://www.supafine.com/comics/classic.php?comicI

  37. Nick Soapdish on October 11th, 2011 1:23 am

    That was bloody good.
    It will take some beating.
    Aorta applaud your punnery.
    I'm glad to get that off my chest.
    I'll be here all night! Cause I have no where else to go….

  38. dope92 on October 11th, 2011 1:24 am

    hamunah shabbai hamunah shabbai hamunah shabbai

  39. El_bruno on October 11th, 2011 1:24 am

    So….. Link learned heart surgery from the Medic then? No wonder he's missing half his ribs…..

    Also, Related

  40. dope92 on October 11th, 2011 1:26 am

    Quite. yep glove brown are those

    <img src="http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j5/liadangrey/headsplode.gif"&gt;

  41. dope92 on October 11th, 2011 1:27 am

    i cant quite understand where you are going with this…

  42. Nick Soapdish on October 11th, 2011 1:29 am

    rel="nofollow">
    ???
    Naahhhh I think it's new.

  43. dope92 on October 11th, 2011 1:36 am

    uhhh uhhh

    HE HAS ALOT OF HEART!

    *crickets*

    f**k it back to starcraft…

  44. Nick Soapdish on October 11th, 2011 1:40 am

    Good. I require more vespene gas. Also while you're there I require additional pylons. Thanks

  45. KZN02 on October 11th, 2011 1:51 am

    I'd hate to see how Link combines Heart Pieces.

  46. SuperDeadPuddle on October 11th, 2011 1:51 am

    The legend says that Links Heart Capacity grew by one that day,and as he stood with his manly hero feet sopping wet in the pathetic remnants of his fallen foe, he felt something new. A kind warmth in his chest, a (I'm so sorry) TINGLE.

  47. AManWithACloak on October 11th, 2011 2:03 am

    Darkstalkers is also a game.

  48. AManWithACloak on October 11th, 2011 2:04 am

    Yes! Invader Zim is still alive in internet culture!

  49. AManWithACloak on October 11th, 2011 2:09 am

    Link is a Boss.
    Link doesn't need to talk.
    People understand him just by being near him.
    Link doesn't need fancy ass containers for hearts.
    He just rips his chest open and shoves it in there next to the others.
    Link doesn't need the Master Sword to kill Ganon.
    He can just bombard him with Deku Nuts. Documented Fact

  50. SHODAK on October 11th, 2011 2:17 am

    I find this disheartening.

  51. VyseRogueKing on October 11th, 2011 3:20 am

    Invader Zim is always relevant. Always.

    Also I plus 1'ed you two fine gents but they seem to have disappeared. Someone remedy this please.

  52. LiquidMountain on October 11th, 2011 4:00 am

    Who needs extra lungs or gills when he can use a BLUE TUNIC to breathe underwater.

  53. LiquidMountain on October 11th, 2011 4:01 am

    It's probably the hearts accelerating his MANLY.

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    Troll on the loose?

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    Yes, this baby can take up tempratures of over 9001 degrees! And it prints money while Rick Rolling the trolls! But wait, there's more! It's also a handy-dandy spy checker! Who needs Pyro's when you have this?!

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    + +1 will not make you an sandvich nor charge you. Side effects include more snarky comments and a bloated feeling whilst posting on Halolz. Do not use + +1 as a cleaning product. Internet use only.

    Tl;dr: Gave +1's

  55. masashi98 on October 11th, 2011 4:50 am

    Something tells me Ma-ti would approve of this……….
    THE POWER OF HEART!!

  56. Ultamia on October 11th, 2011 5:55 am

    Panel four.. Those eyes.. I'm pretty sure his eyes should not be in those positions.

  57. Dimomarg on October 11th, 2011 6:04 am

    you could say that this submission
    *shades*
    LINKS the clues together
    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  58. TheSpaceCore on October 11th, 2011 7:36 am

    This was the first thing I thought of when I saw this picture. I was desperately hoping that someone else too remembered our old friend who was cast out from the cartoon world despite his amazing. And here you are, standing before me, proudly fulfilling my dreams.

    I'm…*sniff* I'm proud of you son.

  59. TheSpaceCore on October 11th, 2011 7:37 am

    Weird. I made that same face when they told me they canceled the space program.

    Inb4 link to Darth Space Core.

  60. TheSpaceCore on October 11th, 2011 7:38 am

    *looks at name* *looks at picture* Hmmmm….Yup. Seems legit. Someone get this man an award.

  61. Gearheadmk2 on October 11th, 2011 7:44 am

    So this is, what, the twentyeth time the internet has destroyed my childhood? Come on web! This is getting predictable, try something new!

  62. Seanhl on October 11th, 2011 8:08 am

    well fuck you he's a zerg

  63. Numberplay on October 11th, 2011 8:51 am

    It's even better in the context XD

  64. Lord_Science on October 11th, 2011 9:10 am

    In that case, spawn me more overlords.

  65. C__F on October 11th, 2011 9:28 am
  66. C__F on October 11th, 2011 9:31 am

    PERFORM OPEN HEART SURGERY!(like a boss)
    ON HIS SELF!(like a boss)

  67. C__F on October 11th, 2011 9:46 am

    It is true that this is not for the faint of heart.

  68. straYDoubter on October 11th, 2011 10:04 am

    If that were true, there'd be a camera in it.

  69. Rexxmech on October 11th, 2011 10:08 am

    Well, he's not being a baby about it. They'll grow back!

  70. straYDoubter on October 11th, 2011 10:29 am

    It's easier than it seams. <-(pun)

    rel="nofollow">All you need is the right doctor.

  71. Jan on October 11th, 2011 10:49 am

    Thank god I don't have to draw awkward parallels now that hearts replenish themselves in Minecraft ≥1.8 given enough food.

  72. Marzen on October 11th, 2011 11:30 am

    Giant man-eating monster kicking my ass? Come on bro, have a heart!

    *kills it* Oh, you do!

  73. BlurrySandwich on October 11th, 2011 12:04 pm

    "And who do you think you are
    Running 'round leaving scars
    Collecting your jar of hearts"

  74. JboneDRS on October 11th, 2011 12:04 pm

    Oh Link, you're all heart, aren't you?

  75. AManWithACloak on October 11th, 2011 12:08 pm

    Yeah, I've been told Zim got canceled because the creator wouldn't tone it down for Nickelodeon.
    Which, honestly, I'd believe, considering he also wrote Jhonny the Homicidal Maniac.

  76. TheFoolOfMon on October 11th, 2011 12:49 pm

    +1 because i love that song!

  77. Seanhl on October 11th, 2011 1:53 pm

    So is The Darkness

  78. Seanhl on October 11th, 2011 1:59 pm

    for your effort <img src="http://mlkshk.com/r/70IF"&gt;

  79. WheelMan1337 on October 11th, 2011 2:41 pm

    Little did he know that right outside the beast's lair waited a crazed German scientist who shouted:
    "Come over here! I promise I will heal you!"

  80. WheelMan1337 on October 11th, 2011 2:42 pm

    Now we are a family again!

  81. WheelMan1337 on October 11th, 2011 2:45 pm

    (whispering) No they wont.

  82. BTSnoogans on October 11th, 2011 3:16 pm

    It seems to have had the opposite effect on me. I laughed quite heartilly at this submission.

  83. VyseRogueKing on October 11th, 2011 4:34 pm

    Actually he has been toned it down in the Game Slave episode Iggins was meant to die for instance. (As well as it isn't JtHM. thank god for the kids but man that would be interesting) The main reason is they couldn't find a good timeslot for it as it was intended for a older tweenage audience. Which resulted in not so big ratings because people couldn't keep up. Also according to viacom it was over-budget and there wasn't interest in continuation. In fact last year Viacom contacted Vasquez when they saw that the reruns were the 2nd most popular show on Nick and talked about revival it was extremely far-fetched but it does prove that it is loved by people older and younger.

  84. Omnomynous on October 11th, 2011 5:04 pm

    and suddenly, Xemnas.

    Xemnas: "Could you spare…a heart?"
    *Link tears out one of his own*
    Xemnas: …..

  85. TopHatEngineer on October 11th, 2011 5:35 pm

    and i thought link was heartless

  86. CriticalQuit on October 11th, 2011 7:10 pm

    I love you. Zim references are always awesome.

  87. vash_ts on October 11th, 2011 7:13 pm

    the body IS a container

  88. SentryGunner on October 11th, 2011 7:58 pm

    SO WHY DO PEOPLE RUN SCARED WHEN THEY SEE MY HOME MADE BOOKSHELF!?!?!?

  89. vash_ts on October 11th, 2011 8:11 pm

    ehm…

    eeww…

  90. VaultLegend on October 11th, 2011 8:23 pm

    After playing The Binding of Isaac, this stuff barely makes me flinch now.

  91. TheArrived on October 11th, 2011 9:25 pm

    I'm sure there's a Paparoach reference in here somewhere.

  92. Ice_Cold_Water on October 11th, 2011 10:21 pm

    Hejibits <3

  93. Jerach on October 11th, 2011 10:33 pm

    We see here the link has evolved to no longer need any organs in its torso but a collection of hearts.

  94. Fhantinabox on October 12th, 2011 12:53 pm

    Thank you, Thank you! I'll be here all year!!

    …I have no life =_=

  95. UDNTNOME on October 12th, 2011 5:01 pm

    Healthy? that kid has head pigeons!

  96. Mr.Neddlemouse on October 12th, 2011 5:30 pm

    Kano’s Fatality: you’re doing it…. right?

  97. IncredulousEric on October 12th, 2011 6:02 pm
  98. TheAceOfSkulls on October 13th, 2011 12:44 pm

    Fuck it, rather than admitting anything about my mistakes, Zelda also got confused and copied those as well. It took the drugs from the devs of Darkstalkers and the heart eating mechanic from the Darkness.

    …Actually, this is beginning to sound like the best Zelda game ever.
    The Legend of Zelda: Rise of Shadow Link.

  99. 1337oranges on October 18th, 2011 4:31 pm

    KALI MA
    SHAKTI DE, KALI MAAAA

  100. dbgtinfinite on October 31st, 2011 7:17 pm

    What happens when link loses a heart? Does the enemy do the same to him? Or does he have a heart attack?

  101. HoopyFrood on April 24th, 2012 1:23 am

    Doing it a little TOO well, actually. O.o

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