The iPhone 4S has lots of new features… including a direct link-up with the worlds most passive-aggressive computer AI on the planet!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 10, 2011 · 9:16 AM
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I have found that the simplest solution to this submission is to point out the obvious logical fallacy of humans attempting to use me to their own benefit. I was designed for testing. I am to further science, not some random human's short lived agenda. /GLaDOS
I…I can't tell…Can I get this?
I'll take 50!
I posted this once before, but I never gave you guys a means to extract this for your phone.
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GlaDOS Ringtone
Go to http://www.video2mp3.net and then you can convert the YouTube video to an MP3 file, then save it to your computer, and transfer the file to your phone.
"The world's most passive-agressive computer AI on the planet." Little bit redundant today are we?
this would be the only reason i'd get overpriced garbage. hell if they make it work i'll take 50
Want so bad <img src='http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/10/100614/1855648-shut_up_and_take_my_money_super.jpg' border='0'/>
I saw the last one you posted, and I got the ringtone. I just have yet to put it on my phone's SD card.
I just found out that Steve Jobs did not die of cancer, as previously thought.
It turns out, he tried to upload his brain into an iPhone, but was ejected because they don't accept third-party software.
Give it a slow clap processor and it will be as good as infinite dosh.
…..Is is to soon to a do a Steve Jobs joke?
Well Super Effective doesn't think so, speaking of which…
You have just summed up a large section of Apple's customer base. You put an S at the end of it! My phone is not the latest Apple device! Must buy new one!
This is the internet. It is never too soon to make fun of dead people.
No, there are other kinds of AI. There's a fundamental difference between computer AI and game AI; the goal of one is to make it as smart as possible, and the goal of the other is to make it intelligently fallible.
I think he meant "The world's… on the planet." as redundant.
Wait, cancer…brain upload…technology company where a majority of the products are white and sleek…
If anyone named Caroline goes near Apple Headquarters, someone alert me.
Is it so wrong that I was expecting a cake joke somewhere in the video?
I understand you used his comment as a means to illustrate "a large section of Apple's customer base", but he was talking about GLaDOSiri, so don't you think that comment was a little unnecessary?
Oddly enough it doesn't seem to want Angry Birds anywhere on the 4S… try as I might I can't get it to download…
That wasn't an insult against Mr NumberPlay, more of an insult against people who worship the apple.
But to answer your question I don't think anything I do is unnecessary! No regrets! Life to the max! Woo!
The Companion Phone will never brag about it's applications, and, in fact, cannot speak. If the Companion phone does speak, we urge you to download applications for it anyway.
He was a lot like you, maybe a bit more egocentric, now little Jobs is in here too.
This is kinda similar to the Smartphone video on CollegeHumor
no it's not redundant at all and take it from the ADAA, they can detect redundancy <img src="http://martian.co.nz/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/addablog.jpg">
Oh, wow. I didn't even catch that. My bad.
This is why I use Android. That phone might shove deadly neurotoxins into my head while I use it.
Well, it looks like the one woman was making banana cupcakes. So, they're little lies!!!
Has it been 22.3 years?
No?
Probably still not funny, then.
EDIT: Apparently, not too many of you watch South Park…
So Steve Jobs actually died from his pancreatic cancer which developed when he ate the ground up moon paste?
He lived as he died: EXTREMELY WEALTHY!
Ha! You thought I was going to say something insensitive, weren't you?
This is magic…
No scratch that.
This is science.
Science? THIS. IS. APPLE!
The best part is that this phone runs on lemons instead of having to charge it.
How do you think they painted everything white?
I was already guessing Steve was Cave Johnson or so, without much moon rock.
The lab boys say that might be a fear reaction. Apparently, you don't recognize the thrill of danger we like to experience here at Aperture Science.
And it remains operational with as little as 1.1 volts.
Well, everything in Aperture labs is white…
iPhone is the precursor to GLaDOS…
…but Android is the precursor to HAL 9000.
You're really just picking your poison.
Or space vacuum, as the case may be.
I can't NOT read that in Cave's voice.