In non-Steam game Masturbating

If only there was some kind of multiplayer mode…
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 9, 2011 · 12:42 PM 
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88 Responses to “In non-Steam game”

  1. Rocker23220 on October 9th, 2011 12:45 pm

    I'm gonna take that as a coincidence that "Dick Pound" submitted this……

  2. Fluffy_Quack3r on October 9th, 2011 12:53 pm

    Im pretty sure Legue of Legends is a Multiplayer game…

  3. EonofAeon on October 9th, 2011 12:58 pm

    Reminds me of the motivational made by the WoWRadio community for EvE….One of our players was AFK mining, and he had media player integration on (his claims his bro turned it on and didn't tell him) so when we looked in vent we saw "(Guys Name) -- "Raven Riley A**l ****" (Pretty sure you can figure out what that means. Trying to keep it somewhat family friendly :P)
    Motivational was a screen cap of that, saying "EvE….Not just an AFK game…" Or something to that effect…Been tryin to find it on my PC for awhile now…The Pic I mean….

  4. RespectfulGlove on October 9th, 2011 1:06 pm

    It's always nice to see steam friends playing a variety of games.

    That is, until some people think they're clever by renaming files and exploiting it to spam messages to everyone on their friends list… Constantly covering essential HUD… Always running out of metal and ammo without me knowing… GETTINGMEFRAGGEDBYTHATONESOLDIEREVERYTIMEANDIFUCKINGSWEARI'MGOINGTO--
    <img src="http://www.myfacewhen.net/uploads/727-computer-reaction-face-gun-shoot-head-suicide-an-hero.png"&gt;

  5. Lord_Science on October 9th, 2011 1:20 pm

    Looks like he's training to be a Baiting Master.

  6. IncredulousEric on October 9th, 2011 1:30 pm

    Is there a multiplayer for that game? You betcha!
    <img src="http://www.bostonist.com/attachments/boston_caroline/060107_steam.jpg"&gt;

  7. spplmj on October 9th, 2011 2:00 pm

    I tired masturbating once, but my ping was too low.

  8. Junocis on October 9th, 2011 2:03 pm

    You know what the sad thing is? He probably paid for that game…poor bastard.

  9. SushiGummy on October 9th, 2011 2:22 pm

    I like how easy it is to read the names despite them being blurred out.

  10. CakeBard on October 9th, 2011 2:38 pm

    I sure hope there are some achievements for that game, other than the "Forever Alone" achievement…

  11. Drjolt on October 9th, 2011 3:00 pm

    Multiplayer could be awkward.
    "So, are we going to do this back to back or what?"

  12. Vabolo on October 9th, 2011 3:08 pm

    Good thing it isn't a Steam game. I figure it would be hard to wax your carrot if it's wearing a Towering Pillar of Hats that is lit with green fire.

  13. Dr.Panda on October 9th, 2011 3:33 pm

    The gameplay for the game is really fun and addicting, you'll be playing almost everyday
    But I hear the Multiplayer version is really awkward at first, but once you get a good grip on it, and everyone get in their comfort zone its really fun…..be warn, that if you play Bukkake mode you may randomly be selected to be the target

    Off-Topic: This was posted on my birthday!

  14. Zabrio on October 9th, 2011 3:46 pm

    I heard it's the hardest game ever….

  15. Vabolo on October 9th, 2011 4:05 pm
  16. AuraBlaze on October 9th, 2011 4:38 pm

    Let the following joke be an expression of how much I would like these jokes to end.

    Dick Pound 4: Pound No More.

  17. HughbertEsq on October 9th, 2011 6:01 pm

    Ho, believe a-me Shawn trying Multiplayer can be VERY awkward most of the time, particularly with friends, isn't that right Chris?
    "…yes…"

  18. Zyquux on October 9th, 2011 7:00 pm

    Obligatory "We'll tell you when you're older"

  19. Kamelot on October 9th, 2011 7:08 pm

    Wait…
    Why would you play multiplayer in League of Legends? It's all about you winning.

  20. Gentleman Pyro on October 9th, 2011 9:27 pm

    Ah, yes. It starts out hard but once you get past that it starts to go soft.

  21. Mask of Problem? on October 10th, 2011 1:28 am

    Oh god, I just thought of a OP joke…

  22. LiquidMountain on October 10th, 2011 3:29 am

    Achievement unlocked!
    Use an entire toilet paper roll in 2 days.

  23. Dr. Furry on October 10th, 2011 10:08 am

    i play that co-op all the time with the nurse. and who can forget sweaty balls or hard yiff, last years two biggest competitors for goty awards

  24. DiamyoAlex on October 10th, 2011 4:35 pm

    Masturbating 2 will have Multiplayer, Its called Circle-Jerk mode.

  25. MostDefinitelyNotASpiceAndWolfFan on November 2nd, 2011 4:25 am

    I like how the image for it is a picture of Holo/Horo/whatever

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