If only there was some kind of multiplayer mode…
By Dick Pound
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 9, 2011 · 12:42 PM
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Then after that it's straight off to Dallas, Texas for A-Kon!
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Did you know the site has over 2,500 video game themed lolz? 
I'm gonna take that as a coincidence that "Dick Pound" submitted this……
Im pretty sure Legue of Legends is a Multiplayer game…
LoL you're missing the point.
Reminds me of the motivational made by the WoWRadio community for EvE….One of our players was AFK mining, and he had media player integration on (his claims his bro turned it on and didn't tell him) so when we looked in vent we saw "(Guys Name) -- "Raven Riley A**l ****" (Pretty sure you can figure out what that means. Trying to keep it somewhat family friendly :P)
Motivational was a screen cap of that, saying "EvE….Not just an AFK game…" Or something to that effect…Been tryin to find it on my PC for awhile now…The Pic I mean….
It's always nice to see steam friends playing a variety of games.
That is, until some people think they're clever by renaming files and exploiting it to spam messages to everyone on their friends list… Constantly covering essential HUD… Always running out of metal and ammo without me knowing… GETTINGMEFRAGGEDBYTHATONESOLDIEREVERYTIMEANDIFUCKINGSWEARI'MGOINGTO--
<img src="http://www.myfacewhen.net/uploads/727-computer-reaction-face-gun-shoot-head-suicide-an-hero.png">
Looks like he's training to be a Baiting Master.
<img src="http://troll.me/images/futurama-fry/not-sure-if-trolling-or-just-very-stupid.jpg">
Third option being Ironically funny.
Like no one ever waaaaas
Is there a multiplayer for that game? You betcha!
<img src="http://www.bostonist.com/attachments/boston_caroline/060107_steam.jpg">
I don't even want to know what are the other possibilities…
Calm down and play some of those non-steam games to help you relax a little.
So it's going to be recurring joke? I thought it was a one-timer.
I'm pretty sure he commented that for comedic purposes.
I'm too lazy to make a picture for every situation I come across.
Edit: I agree by the way, it was to be funny, I just like taking Fry out every once and a while.
Not the way I play it. Teamwork? HA! I laugh at your concept of "working" in "teams"! I play alone, yeah, with nobody else. Yeah, you know when I play alone, I prefer to be by myself!
Could have been RespectfulGlove.
SuperDeadPuddle.
Hell, even Shawn Handyside.
But yeah, Dick Pound is probably the most suitable name for this submission.
Just be careful with it. You made the weak of mind downvote his post with Fry's 20th century cynicism.
I tired masturbating once, but my ping was too low.
Its a hard job.
Because we don't seem have a pun train going on this one,
A list of appropriate names:
Dick Morehead, Debater Master, Elmer Hand, Joanna Hand, Len DeHande / Linda Hand, Wanda Rinhands, Dick Gozinya, Dixie Normous / Dixie Recht, Luke Admadick
or Uliqa M'Diq
You know what the sad thing is? He probably paid for that game…poor bastard.
Hmm perhaps no man can truly control the power of Fry?
<img src="http://i.qkme.me/4lpr.jpg">
They cannot succeed, but they will always Fry to do it anyways.
I'm also a cunning linguist myself.
I like how easy it is to read the names despite them being blurred out.
Do or do not there is no Fry.
Yes, and for the record how would that be a trolling comment?
I sure hope there are some achievements for that game, other than the "Forever Alone" achievement…
Laziness on my part.
Yep, I am definitely missing a "to" up there. Nothing I can really do about it now. Here is a picture of Michael Caine from Get Carter to make you forget about that.
<img src="http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r196/geek_marine/getcarternude.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket">
Multiplayer could be awkward.
"So, are we going to do this back to back or what?"
I SMELL NEW AVATAR!
It smells like farts, but that can't be right, for I have not heard fart noises. Only loud, out of place clapping.
Now, now, no need to lose your head. I'm sure that if you try, you'll still have a blast!
Good thing it isn't a Steam game. I figure it would be hard to wax your carrot if it's wearing a Towering Pillar of Hats that is lit with green fire.
my first thought too
Considering the…uh…context of the submission.
I C WAT U DID THAR.
Hoh hoh hoh.
The gameplay for the game is really fun and addicting, you'll be playing almost everyday
But I hear the Multiplayer version is really awkward at first, but once you get a good grip on it, and everyone get in their comfort zone its really fun…..be warn, that if you play Bukkake mode you may randomly be selected to be the target
Off-Topic: This was posted on my birthday!
I heard it's the hardest game ever….
Oh my god! Me too! Im 18! You? :D
edit: BTW EVERYONE, I HAD A BRONY CAKE. I WILL BE LINKING PHOTOS IN THE NEXT BRONY SUBMISSION :3
happy birthday classy panda
TROLL IN THE BASE!
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PLUS ONE IN ACIDITY FOR ALL!
Who, me? :3
I like to think of it as PIKACHU DISAPPROVAL FACE
Let the following joke be an expression of how much I would like these jokes to end.
Dick Pound 4: Pound No More.
I see it more like Pikachu's "Mother of god" face.
*obligatory comment about hitting you with a pokeball because of avatar*
Hah, that pun is legendary!
Not sure if teenage female
Or just homosexual
I'd post a fry photo but someone already did that…
Awooga! Awooga! Deploying +1 battery!
Sorry. I was deploying anti-troll +1s, but I accidentally -1'd you. D:
Yeah. There's the "Oh God It's Everywhere!" achievement.
Ho, believe a-me Shawn trying Multiplayer can be VERY awkward most of the time, particularly with friends, isn't that right Chris?
"…yes…"
I swear to the Flying Spaghetti Monster that this comment had three points earlier today.
YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME, MAN!
There's also "It's a trap!" for going to lemonparty and "Me Gusta" if you keep playing afterwards…
Obligatory "We'll tell you when you're older"
Wait…
Why would you play multiplayer in League of Legends? It's all about you winning.
would a girl be called a brony?
As well as "Partygoer" for continuing to play during acquisition of the "It's a Trap!" achievement.
Um….. Con…. Congratulations?
You missed Palmala Handerson.
I'm an 18 year old dude. A female would also be a brony, but recently 'filly' has been the more oftenly used term…
Actually, there's a split base concerning whether the female fans who are older would be called bronies or fillies…
You mean that green mustache guy?
The French surrender without even Frying
okay I'm out of Punions.
but then it gets soft
You would need a MASTER ball with some BAIT to catch him
Being a bait master is never a one-time job.
Sorry, but he was playing a non-Steam game. Try again.
Neutralize that troll immediately!
Ah, yes. It starts out hard but once you get past that it starts to go soft.
Yeah… too band not too many servers have CP_masturbation… otherwise I think my ping might be on par with everyone elses…
It's a habit.
SCIENCE! :D
No, I'd just throw rocks at him until the Warden came along and asked if I was actually going to catch any pokemon.
Oh god, I just thought of a OP joke…
Achievement unlocked!
Use an entire toilet paper roll in 2 days.
Non Steam Huh?
The multiplayer version is really steamy though.
anyone up for a shot for shot?
"Handyman's Handle is OP"?
i play that co-op all the time with the nurse. and who can forget sweaty balls or hard yiff, last years two biggest competitors for goty awards
OH NO! The troll virus is spreading!
GET TO THE SAFEHOUSE! QUICKLY!
Masturbating 2 will have Multiplayer, Its called Circle-Jerk mode.
I would have suggested Live Free or Pound Hard, but I like your idea too.
What? This post was supposed to be deleted after I took a second look and saw what was funny. Curse you, intense debate.
How about Dick Pound 2: Pound Harder?
I was trying to give Eon the benefit of the doubt.
I said that one two Dick Pound posts ago.
I like how the image for it is a picture of Holo/Horo/whatever