There should probably be some kind of warning information on the wrappers of these things… that I found out in the woods.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 8, 2011 · 11:38 PM
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So, eating rare candies creates Misingno? *prepares a giant bag of rare candies*
*Watches vid*
*Hears Lavender tone*
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Little did he know, Rare Candies were originally supposed to be for humans. This is why they were scattered throughout the world.
To be fair, you probably shouldn't be eating special candy that can genetically alter something into the lines of this monstrosity.
No you fool! You'll corrupt the entire universe!
Guess he learned Spit Up and Swallow from that Rare Candy….
Well, you can mark that down to differences in biology. After all, we don't eat dog food, and that's not any kind of candy-coated lie, that's the truth.
…I'll be in the corner of shame
And that's why you eat Rare Candies on an empty stomach. >.>;
Did anyone else notice the Pokemon from the original Pokemon Black show up as it faded to black? creepy….
But we CAN eat dog food. With its low price and its nutrient-packed formula, it can be the saving grace of the college student on financial aid.
Taste? What's that again?
I wonder what would happen if humans would try Protein? *vomits* Calcium? *vomits* Iron? *vomits* HP Up? *vomits*
And that's how you Divide by Zero in the Pokemon universe.
Anyone else see the scary ghost face at 0:40? No, really.
Bitch, I puke Missingo. What?!
That's why it's so rare. The taste was horrible so people threw it away. Mystery solved.
And THATS how Garbodors and Trubbish are born.
If that's what a rare candy tastes like… then what about everything else you give to the pokemon?
Like potions and antidotes…
Anyone else see the ghost from red/blue at the fade at the end?
Rare Candy used ACID!
Its SUPER EFFECTIVE!
TRAINER has FAINTED
It's…it's BEAUTIFUL.
Winners don't use drugs. They just feed them to their pets.
You have now found how WATER GUN and ACID work.
In Kanto, they actually taste pretty good
just thought you should know…
aw hell, if Shaggy could eat dog treats, then I can eat pokemon treats
Well, trainers do have a habit of stockpiling quite a few rare candies…
Put some hot sauce on it. It's fine.
He named him Revolver. I wonder why…
Man, I posted this AGES ago…no credit YET AGAIN. Weak Shawn. Weak.
Well folks, here's yet ANOTHER video I found that I won't get credit for:
rel="nofollow">Never lick a Steelix on a cold day..or any day for that matter
Relevant:
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Life's Getting Hard…
Because God Fears Your Progress…
Obligatory
TRAINER caught POKERUS from the RARE CANDY.
TRAINER did not have the natural resistence pokemon have.
I know I do.
Life Lesson: Don't take steroids. Corruption ensues when you do.
You're not very good with vitamins that even humans eat are you?… or… are you even human?!
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And thus…Trubbish was born.
EDIT: Oh, someone beat me to it…
I was inspired to make this:
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I don't always rename my pokemon
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But when I do it's sexual/humiliating.
Ditto with catfood
Those are just brand names, they aren't really iron, calcium, or protein.
What's the deal with HP/PP up , they couldn't think of clever names for those?
After puking up missingo his mind went all corrupt!
BattleToads? sure looks like it…..
… Thank you for reminding me of all those creepy/pastas I was reading. Now I'm going to be paranoid for the rest of the weekend.
Slightly off-topic but a exact log of what happened in my mind after writing this post: "Well at least I wasn't wearing headpho-- Sh*! I am! FFFFFFUUUUUU~"
No, no. They just evolve from Missingo to Creeper. Then wander around aimlessly until they explode when they find your Niccccce Housssssse.
I was hoping he would turn into some evolution of humans, like Ubercharged or Metal.
Ding! Throw Up!
Human digestive systems aren't as powerful as pokemon ones. We can't take that level of sugar, steroids, and pure energy XD
lemonade? *vomits* Leftovers? *vomits*
well there's always slowpoke tails! :D
Not nearly as bad as hearing the Unknown Radio and Haunted Manor at night…
More like Creeper to Missingno.
….
I SENSE NEW MINECRAFT IDEAAAA.
Only for one million Pokedollars
then you find out the max you can carry is 999,999.
And then find a missingno will inexplicably increase your number of rare candies. It's a vicious never-ending cycle!
Damn, doesn't matter though, I need to be off to Cerulean City to get a bike.
…
…FFFFFUUUUU!!!!!
Also explains why Rare Candies, Leftovers, Old Gateaus and all other sorts are found in bins.
http://www.halolz.com/2011/01/05/missingno-creepe…
So…he fast tracks his training with rare candies…chooses to sugar rush off of rare candy when his Dewott was probably trying to learn Razor Shell…unforgivably ignored a perfectly fine (although a little vomited on) TM, pokeball and Full Heal? These kids today…
Oh look 96 e-peen. What's that? Double gentlemen status?
Anyone ever notice where my mountain is in relation to Lavender town
Yes, I chose it for that reason
He's not a human?
*Throws mountainball*
Voice: Congratulations, you've captured a Totema
Lemondae.
That costs $350!
Screw that crap!
There's a Sniper that sells his Lemonade for 5 cents, and it's freshly squeezed too.
I'M TRIPPING OUT MAN! TELL ME YOU SEE THE RAPIDASHS, TELL ME YOU SEE THEEEEEEM!
An item originally designed to fulfill a mundane purpose in life, only to do something radically different.
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Why does that ring a bell?
When i first heard the lavender tune… i felt so weird that i wanted to stab myself with my saftey scissors. Please. Get me away from this song.
So Rare Candies are made of MissingNo?
Anyways, if he didn't swallow, I wonder if pills would be able to destroy it?
Well…
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Oh cool, my video showed up here,
I made this thing awhile ago. Rad
You are correct sir
Of course I see them, we're at a ranch.
I don't know, but I never got my Shower Curtains.
I found a Ghost, but all it knows is curse, and when I kept using it all the trainers just kinda ran. Should I be worried?
So… 1 = ∞ ? Sweet.
Give Totema a nickname?
Except when they are Ditto. :O
oaks face in the last panel would make a great reaction pic
According to Trubbish's dex entry: "The combination of garbage bags and industrial waste caused the chemical reaction that created this Pokémon."