I forget… do you guys like or hate My Little Pony references? It seems like you change your mind every week! Well anyway here’s one more by Zeurel, who you may remember from those weird Derpmander and Friends animations! (Submitted by several people)
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 27, 2011 · 12:17 PM
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I just ate a peanut butter and jelly sandvich right before watching this. Now I wish I was not such a picky eater.
Those don't sound like the ingredients for a sandvich at all…
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*slowly backs away*
Yes, Scout, it did just happen.
With this recipe the Blu team will be completely dominated!
O_O Wha……..I…….How…….
*collapses*
Shawn, our hatred or love of ponies is variable depending on A: how often the ponies are posted, and B: How good it is.
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Shawn all is forgiven.
I love you again!
Well, at least the Medic wasn't involved in the making of this Sandvich…
RIGHT
Can I get a still image of Heavies "I'm coming for you" face?
If you think a little, if we "robotized" this voices they will sound like GlaDos
"Welcome to Aperture Scie… eerr Sandvich"
Feel free to not post ponies again, but seriously, this animation is crazy…………………….AWESOME!!!!!
And with his fists of steel, Heavy became the next: IRON CHEF!!!
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Satisfied?
Yeah, suck it blu!
Now that I've watched this again for the 20th time or so… the Engineer's faces is making me crack up more each time.
When I saw this on Equestria Daily this morning my face was all like
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There's chocolate being thrown into the bowl… I'd say that's wrong, but, this man knows what he's doing if he's there in the first place.
Sasha will be so proud!
THAT IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN! EVER!!!
Then again, do most sandviches regenerate people and spawn magic plates?
Is it too early to call this "Zeurel" person the Rubberfruit of Flash cartoons?
Rainbows make him cry.
Well, that was creepy, and awesome, I'll call it Crawesome!
This man speaks the truth.
They won't look away
It's 20% better than the last several posts.
Where do you think they got the bologna
don't fear to post ponies Shawn personally I love them but for "general taste" they are good in small doses (or as long as the submission is actually good) the site should have something for everyone to enjoy that's all :D (so in short treat them as any other submission and don't spam them)
Anyone else wonder how the goggles shimmer of their own accord?
Fuck, I'm high.
Let's make Sandviches.
But can Iron Chef Heavy beat Iron Chef Miyamoto with his Sous-Chefs Mario and Luigi?
I'm surprised that nobody hasn't yet invented the tf2 voices for vocaloid, to make this easier.
Am I the only one who read that in Simmons's voice?
C'mon! Big Halolz group hug!
But not you, red spy.
From the place where rainbows would make you cry too and grass hurts people… I'd say so.
chocolate? wouldn't that make it look like this?
http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/8/85/…
Magic! Or advanced charisma!
There really isn't anything wrong with ponies. Just the overly obsessive fanbase. I'm a brony and proud yet I'm not obsessive. Also gotta love this flash. Such a great piece of work :D
nope.avi
The likelihood of a MLP:FiM submission going over well depends on the following equation:
C=B/A
Where A is the number of non-pony posts between the current and previous, B is the quality of the work on a scale from 1 to 100(1 being worst and 100 being best), C is the total likelihood of a post being enjoyed. Naturally, if A is 0 you lose. When C > 50 you have a successful submission.
It's a love-hate relationship with us and him, isn't it?
Don't worry Shawn, we can never stay mad at you <3
I C what you did there.
What a Disaster.
Not a fan of MLP, but this is the best thing in the universe.
For the record, the guy who made this also did the animation for the "I like trains" video mentioned in the previous post.
So, except when A changes from 0 to 1, the value of C decreases as A increases (given B = 100, C = 100 when A = 1; C = 1 when A = 100). That doesn't seem right somehow…
Beats me. I just threw variables together. I was never good at math :/
What you don't know is that the Engineer was going to use said Sandvich to experiment on the bio-sentry. Which is quite literally a living sandvich. It's a loose cannon, but a damn good cop.
If you do not mind me taking this math equation too seriously, I think I know what the equation should be.
Enjoyment of pony related post = C
Frequency of (all) pony related posts = B
Quality of the most recent pony related post = A
Now I believe what we want to say is that the Enjoyment (C) is equal to the quality of the current post (A) divided by the frequency of pony related posts (B). Hence: C equals A divided by B. (C = A/B)
If A equals 5 (for 5 stars) for quality, but B equals 5 (for high rate of pony posts) then that means… 5/5 = 1 star due to complete annoyance.
If it did not make sense, do not worry. We all have our weak points.
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a better equation would be:
C=(B/5)(A/20)
Where B is the score the submission receives in our 5 star system and A is the number of days without brony related posts, capped at 20. C represents the enjoyment the post gives to a neutral non-brony.
He has a chance if he gets help from Sous-Chef Pinkie Pie and whilst being under the leadership of her mentors, Mr. and Mrs. Cake.
When I saw this on /r/mylittlepony on reddit, my first reaction was to check EqD. Nothing… yet.
The next morning: IT'S HERE! Time to check Halolz!… Nope.avi :(.
After school: AWW YEAH! MY PREDICTION HATH COME TRUE!
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Also, to those who are braindead (or rather, don't have a clue what this parodies or didn't bother to check), this is a parody of Pinkie Pie's Cupcakes song. <a href=" rel="nofollow">” target=”_blank”> rel="nofollow">
Perhaps have B = # of pony related posts on the front page? After all, the enjoyment isn't affected by total pony-related content so much as how much pony there's been VS other content in the last period of time.
I wanted to submit the Youtube version yesterday, but I was to lazy.
Moist and delicious, hahaha!
Noooooo!!! I don't wanna be Apple Jack!! :(
But, thanks for your assistance. Brohoof?
Funny how this and the music video referenced from the last update are animated by the same guy. Coincidence or planned Shawn?
I wrote it in Simmon's voice, does that count?
The Heavy would say its the greatest thing since,
*Shades*
sliced sandvich bread
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
add up just for me:
game + ponies = 20% cooler game
By the way, I just finished a 5 day madness-filled My little pony marathon…
when will be the 3rd chapter of the second season go out?
ME WANTS MOAR
Only a teaspoon of bologna? I guess Heavy is trying to diet.
Just like with math in real life, the formulas can change when one that is more valid is presented. Yours is definitely one that makes my previously stated formula more precise and accurate. Bravo.
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As to whether you are Apple Jack is up to you alone. Regardless of that, Friendship is Magic! Friends work to bring out the best in each other no matter who they are! I am glad to help whenever I can. :)
In all honesty I do not consider myself a brony. Even so, I cannot help but enjoy the jokes, memes, etc. that people have been making from MLP:FiM. I strive to respect all people as I can and this includes bronies.
*raises fist* It is up to you if I deserve a brohoof.
halolz just got 20% cooler
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O__O You read my mind.
To quote a recent internet series…We are Scar. He is Twig.
"Staying mad at you is like staying mad at a puppy…It's just too stupid to know better."
Saw this on DA yesterday.
Move over DemomanDawkins and ManualMonaro, there's a new epic sentence mixer in town.
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Slightly ruined but i do not have the power alone to stop the ponies. Nor do I want it, for such a power could destroy the Earth, or make me very unpopular in nerd circles.
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What has been seen…
Shawn's not stupid. He's just stressed.
"You know you are my very best
FRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEND"
Get the nonbeliever!
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He has a rabid internet population hoping to have their daily dose of "lolz", and if they don't get it….
God help you Shawn.
We will get /b/ involved. Of course, we won't give them the actual address to Halolz, we'll just tell them to send troll messages at the Church of Scientology's mailbox so that they will never stop being spammed by them in return. Then, with the two poles of Internet annoyance too busy with one another to interfere with my diabolical plans, I shall rise as the most dastardly, cunning cyber-being of all and take over the…
What were we talking about again?
Shirtception?
I thought the Cakes weren't real?
Endermen in a nutshell.
Even Cooking Mama begs to differ.
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October 15
Can't wait to see how the Dalokohs Bar and Buffalo Steak Sandvich are made.
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fake everybody know that sandvich are make with scrap metal
YES scout, this did just happen O.O
Um… ew?
Been to the school of 'Strongbadian dictionary fo' yo' own words'?
Have you heard of head cheese? look it up.
I know he's not actually stupid. LET ME MAKE MY FALLOUT NUKA BREAK REFERENCE IN PEACE DAMN YOU >.<
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Well, it DID kind of have a link to the original at the end.
I'm actually not a brony, but I still thought this was the most moist and delicious thing I've seen on the site for a week.
GOOD IDEA!
*spins up minigun*
I've said it before: some bronies miss the point of "love and tolerance."
Don't you mean that "it sucks to be blu?"
Well, he probobly counts "as many slices as I can balance on a t-spoon" as one.
The power of crossover parody!
So AWESOME! /)^3^(
Where did you think Heavy crafted all those things from?
How'd he bake slices of bread without the crust?
*Rates 3 stars before watching, being neutral on the issue of ponies*
*Decides eventually to watch*
*Tries to rate 5 stars*
"You can only rate once"
WHERE IS THE UNDO KEY?
Cheesecakes are real. AND tasty.
NEVAHH!
All you gotta do is take a cup of cow meat, add it to the mix….. and you're all done! :D
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Do you make Sandviches the same way as… cupcakes?
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My wife has cancer……. ZOMBIE CANCER!!!
I found this rather amusing.
Then I realised it originated from Ponies…
ALWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYS (looooooooove youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu…..>.>….)
Your image hosting site begs to differ.
I don't know where I got it from, I just image searched it on google :x
Really? ARE YOU SERIOUS?!
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LET'S ROLL!!
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We wouldn't want him to f*** us, would we?
But what about beefcakes?
<.< >.>
…What!?
Heavy DIETO Guy.
Heavy's slacks, duh.
Pony hater haters gonna hate. :P
Guys! I just wrote the best fanfic ever. It's called Sandviches.
What a coincidence! I wrote a fanfic too. It's called Sweet 2Fort Massacre.
Fine.
*walks away, throwing troll manual in the bin beside the door*
Back to the drawing board…
You hear that? It's the sound of the joke going over your head.
I imagine a few jars of urine, butterfly knifes, and raw fish would be required as well.
You're even failing wrong.
How is that even possible? Failception?
http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i278/dragonmatt…
This post is ok because someone who is neutral or against the whole Pony thing can STILL ENJOY IT.
This is a wonderful guide for women with computers in their kitchen!