SMEARGLE - The perfect date rapist

All the moves in the world and you taught Smeargle those four? You’re one messed up trainer!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 27, 2011 · 10:14 PM 
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142 Responses to “SMEARGLE”

  1. Happy_Crazy on September 27th, 2011 9:16 pm

    Jigglypuff's facial expression….

  2. Mr Plen on September 27th, 2011 10:16 pm

    Smeargle: Every rapist's dream wingman.

  3. Sir_Nox on September 27th, 2011 10:17 pm

    <img src="http://i52.tinypic.com/mmevl3.jpg&quot; border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic">

    In other news: this is older than dirt.

  4. Arch_Evil_Angel on September 27th, 2011 10:17 pm

    Who needs charm? That's what the sleep powder is for! Just replace charm with string shot and you're golden.

  5. KungFuDeli on September 27th, 2011 10:18 pm

    I bet if ruffies were an item in pokemon they'd make Smeargle carry that too… -_-

  6. walktovanish on September 27th, 2011 10:18 pm

    Only semi-related, but my friend once had a Smeargle that he only raised in double-battles so that it learned legendary-specific moves like Roar of Time. It was a pretty awesome Smeargle.

  7. AuraMaster on September 27th, 2011 10:19 pm

    Clearly the Charm is working.

  8. Happy_Crazy on September 27th, 2011 10:20 pm

    He carries an Iron Ball (with shackles) so they can't run away

  9. AuraMaster on September 27th, 2011 9:21 pm

    All he needs is Seed Bomb, and you've got yourself a Igglybuff with Smeargle features.

  10. SuperDeadPuddle on September 27th, 2011 10:22 pm

    He is like a Swiss army knife of rape.

  11. Happy_Crazy on September 27th, 2011 10:23 pm

    Now for the Sleep Powder…

  12. AuraBlaze on September 27th, 2011 10:30 pm

    Where is Officer Jenny when you need her?

  13. Deep Thought on September 27th, 2011 10:36 pm

    Is that related to balls of steel in any way?

  14. Vabolo on September 27th, 2011 10:39 pm
  15. Vabolo on September 27th, 2011 10:41 pm

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  16. Vabolo on September 27th, 2011 10:47 pm

    Incidentally, Dirt celebrates her 101st birthday today. She is a very old, and oddly-named grandmother of five, and has sadly outlived them all since they died in that tragic incident at the puppy mill six years ago.

    Congratulations on your 101st, Mrs.Dirt McIntyre!

  17. walktovanish on September 27th, 2011 10:48 pm
  18. Omnomynous on September 27th, 2011 10:49 pm

    Newb set

    I use:
    Lock-On
    Flash
    Bind
    Horn Drill.

  19. Vabolo on September 27th, 2011 10:50 pm

    Rapeno

    Mr. Crime

    Magneturnedonbynonconsentingsex

  20. Vabolo on September 27th, 2011 10:51 pm

    No comment on how a level 48 is trying to violate a level 4 yet? I find this situation….Sketchy.

  21. The_AntiVillain on September 27th, 2011 10:55 pm

    Smeargle you sick fuck she's level 4

  22. Skarge on September 27th, 2011 10:57 pm
  23. Rexxmech on September 27th, 2011 11:00 pm

    Date rape? I use this set to catch legendary Pokmon.

  24. NekoKnight on September 27th, 2011 11:03 pm

    Too evolved. Do not want.

  25. Omnomynous on September 27th, 2011 11:06 pm

    But she is a stage 1 poke, so technically a teenager.

  26. Trolldad on September 27th, 2011 11:08 pm
  27. AuraBlaze on September 27th, 2011 11:11 pm

    I knew this post had to be shared.

    Anyway, to comment on this, Machoke would win out if it wasn't for the fact that he broke the 4-move rule. Cheaters never win… in a perfect world… but we don't live in a perfect world.

    *hangs head and walks to the corner of the room*

  28. Skarge on September 27th, 2011 11:13 pm

    there there, everything will be allright =)

  29. Redtroopa on September 27th, 2011 11:14 pm

    Not perfect, he doesn't know string shot

  30. Skarge on September 27th, 2011 11:15 pm

    But I think that nurse Joy broke it

  31. Sir_Nox on September 27th, 2011 11:15 pm

    <img src="http://i54.tinypic.com/v65cm9.png&quot; border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic">

    Now you know why they call it a "Smear"gle.

  32. Sir_Nox on September 27th, 2011 11:17 pm

    Charm so they trust you enough to let down their guard.

  33. Sir_Nox on September 27th, 2011 11:18 pm

    AHA! AHAHA! AND A +1 FOR MY JUST NOW UNDERSTANDING OF YOUR PUN!

  34. Skarge on September 27th, 2011 11:21 pm

    "Hey Jiggly, I have a rare candy in my van near S.S. Anne. Do you like to come with me?"
    <img src="http://www.totalpokemon.com/images/game/red-blue/walkthrough/ss_anne.gif"&gt;

  35. sonicsmash2 on September 27th, 2011 11:31 pm

    hmm, there should be "amnesia" in that list….

  36. TheFancyPants on September 27th, 2011 11:36 pm

    New question: are we sure that's a tail Smeargle is holding?

    I hope it is, because it's red at the tip.

  37. ibbolia on September 27th, 2011 11:39 pm

    HOLY CRAP A VAN IN POKEMON!

  38. mikeorike on September 27th, 2011 11:43 pm

    Are your puns a superpower?

  39. Marzen on September 27th, 2011 11:51 pm

    Shawn used "post something funny that no one understands!"

    It's not very effective….

    Shawn used "Post Pokemon"

    It's super effective!

    Halolz lol'd!

  40. Arch_Evil_Angel on September 27th, 2011 11:57 pm

    Just boost up Smeargle's speed so he can use the sleep powder before she has any chance to react.

    …God I am giving this too much thought.

  41. Vabolo on September 27th, 2011 11:59 pm

    No. They are curse.

    Thankfully, I am not a Ghost-type.

  42. Ovahdrive on September 28th, 2011 12:00 am

    Accuracy lowering moves as well as 1-hit KO moves are banned in tourneys, assuming Smeargle would even survive the first round. A better "non-newb" Smeargle would be using Spore with either a hazzard set or a baton passing set.

    *pushes up nerd glasses*

  43. Vabolo on September 28th, 2011 12:00 am

    MEW MUST BE BEHIND IT!

  44. Vabolo on September 28th, 2011 12:01 am

    *sigh*

    If only it had better stats…

  45. Vabolo on September 28th, 2011 12:02 am

    Hentail?

  46. Vabolo on September 28th, 2011 12:05 am

    I was about to make a comment about golden showers, but then I decided I would post this picture to clear your mind of these unpleasant thoughts instead:

    <img src="http://cute-n-tiny.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/puppy_kitten1.jpg&quot; /img>

  47. Vabolo on September 28th, 2011 12:07 am

    Hey guys, I just submitted some boring-ass homework that was due last Thursday by the magic of e-mail (that's right, the Internet being used to actually progress in my studies. WHAT A TWEEST!). Since I'm in such a good mood, FREE PLUS ONES FOR ALL WITH NO FURTHER JUSTIFICATION OTHER THAN THE PREVIOUS!

  48. The_AntiVillain on September 28th, 2011 12:13 am
  49. Vabolo on September 28th, 2011 12:19 am

    DICKERDOODLES! :D

  50. Arch_Evil_Angel on September 28th, 2011 12:35 am

    No, wait! I'm allergic to adorableness!

  51. imnutty on September 28th, 2011 12:40 am

    i had to use this im so sorry
    here comes…
    <img src="http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT-rHHFi0KqWCoa1fYs1_bTdeaXnaZj8GUbHwuPknKoYp3oq_9YR1LzMrUc"&gt;
    too much metaphor?

  52. MasterLuigi452 on September 28th, 2011 12:40 am

    Wait.
    I thought pony = adorableness.

  53. MasterLuigi452 on September 28th, 2011 12:44 am

    What really disturbs me is that the trainer already got Jigglypuff.
    I mean look for the Pokeball sign.
    You have to wonder how many female Jigglypuffs were caught to be in this situation…

  54. Vabolo on September 28th, 2011 12:53 am

    That would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.

  55. CriticalQuit on September 28th, 2011 12:54 am

    I didn't find this funny when it was new…

    Regardless of the association with pokemon (which I'm usually flexible about implied rule 34 with), it's an incredibly tasteless joke about date rape.

  56. Vabolo on September 28th, 2011 12:56 am

    (On further note, the rapist version of Hypno should have been Rapeyes (Rape-yes, not Rape-eyes, although…), and not Rapeno, but I wanted the joke to be understood by the majority of my audience, and not just the kind that can follow my rather idiosyncratic humour. The More You Know and shit. Also, I forgot this guy: http://alexonsager.net/pokemon/?one=12&two=57 )

  57. Lord_Science on September 28th, 2011 1:41 am

    R.I.P. Evil angel person.
    .
    .
    .
    who likes trains?

  58. imnutty on September 28th, 2011 1:42 am
  59. KungFuDeli on September 28th, 2011 2:20 am

    What about Jiggly Puff, his music will knock you out. He writes on your face simply to distract you from the pain in your anus because you were violently butt raped by his fluffy pink Jiggly Puff Penis!

  60. KungFuDeli on September 28th, 2011 2:22 am

    I stand corrected! Jiggly Puff Peni! It's a pokemon gang rape with showtunes!

  61. Skarge on September 28th, 2011 2:26 am

    USE STRENGTH TO MOVE IT!! USE STRENGTH!!

  62. Skarge on September 28th, 2011 2:29 am

    Aha! funny rocket cookies!

  63. KungFuDeli on September 28th, 2011 2:30 am

    Couldn't this also work in Smeargles favor? Attracting defenseless female pokemon with adorable creatures that don't exist in their universe. Then when they least expect it…
    *deep frighting voice*
    DATE RAPE!

  64. Solid_Snivy on September 28th, 2011 2:31 am

    Pfft. I have tranquilizers for that.

    Once you go Solid Snivy, ladies…

  65. Vosur on September 28th, 2011 2:44 am

    You're forgetting your stun-knife.

  66. TCC on September 28th, 2011 3:02 am

    "Hey, does my tail smell like chloroform?"

  67. DM - Gentrollman on September 28th, 2011 3:15 am

    When " D: " doesn't get the point across.

    +1 for you Sir Nox, and one step further great gentlemanly goodness.

  68. sisseltheundeadcat on September 28th, 2011 3:25 am

    I think it should be obvious that smeargle raped her.

  69. Jimmy on September 28th, 2011 3:36 am

    Getting bad guys.

    <img src="http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2009/355/1/3/_42__Animals_by_BrokenTeapot.jpg&quot; length="400" width="400">

  70. Jimmy on September 28th, 2011 3:40 am

    …Wait…how does the S.S. Anne leave harbor if it's surrounded by barricades?!? My childhood…

  71. Jimmy on September 28th, 2011 3:43 am

    LOL I hate to burst your bubble but my homework is due every Monday via e-mail…all 16 paragraphs of it…my teacher is a dick…*sobs* +1 for you so that you may never be in the horrid position I'm in…fuck political science so hard…

  72. Happy on September 28th, 2011 4:15 am

    Since at this point in time you haven't gotten -1s yet, I will (most likely erroneously) assume it's safe for me to offer my thoughts too.

    Rape isn't exactly a topic that incites educated discussion within the video games community in general. By that I mean, it will be tasteless. I can't think of any mentions of rape that are anywhere near tasteful. And you're not going to get rid of it easily because it involves sex and doing things without permission, making it some sort of bizzare double-whammy source of inherent hilarity.
    I have no idea what all of this proves but basically if the other habits of the internet are anything to go by, these jokes will be circulating for a while and I'm not sure there's anything we can do about it.

    (I should probably mention I don't take offense personally. Since I'm on this page which is kind of entirely about rape jokes.)

  73. LiquidMountain on September 28th, 2011 5:40 am

    She's been in a PC for ages now, surely it's legal?

    Wait, she's a WILD Pokemon? That IS sick.

  74. CapnJakeBob on September 28th, 2011 5:56 am

    And yet if I said that, I'd get downvoted to -12 :V

  75. Dimomarg on September 28th, 2011 5:59 am

    Notice the way Smeargle is holding his tail…

  76. Alpar on September 28th, 2011 6:50 am

    What all of you are misunderstanding is that Smeargle perceives the definitions of "ship" and "van" as exchangable.

  77. Ice_Cold_Water on September 28th, 2011 7:36 am

    <img src=http://media.gamerevolution.com/images/misc/Image/zapp-brannigan.jpg>

  78. Ice_Cold_Water on September 28th, 2011 7:41 am

    All aboard the Cole Train, baby!
    <img src=http://media.ubernets.com/awesome/images/internets/GearsOfAwesome.jpg>

  79. Ice_Cold_Water on September 28th, 2011 7:47 am

    <img src=http://www.gamesprays.com/images/icons/fine-jeez-3993_preview.jpg>

  80. redroverone on September 28th, 2011 8:15 am

    There is only one adequate joke about rape. It's at 2:50 of this clip.
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  81. LucasTwinleaf on September 28th, 2011 8:30 am

    Doesn't that mean you'll become increasingly slow on them puns, though? (I'd have to admit though they DO make a bigger impact and can take hate like a champ…)

  82. Vabolo on September 28th, 2011 9:16 am

    I WILL BECOME PUNBEATABLE!

  83. Vabolo on September 28th, 2011 9:18 am

    I'm just in Social Sciences, but thanks for helping me veer away from Political Sciences and its dastardly workload! :D

  84. Vabolo on September 28th, 2011 9:20 am

    You need to be knighted, man.

  85. Vabolo on September 28th, 2011 9:25 am

    Yes, but when dealing with five year-olds, it doesn't really matter if your set matches the tournament standards of eligibility. All that matters is that you crush their precious, precious dreams to a pulp and nourrish from their weeping.

  86. AuraBlaze on September 28th, 2011 10:06 am

    I am majoring in Criminal Justice, and I know what you mean. I feel that way about the Pedobear meme. >_> *looks at Trolldad's comment*

  87. Roflcopter419 on September 28th, 2011 10:11 am

    Wasn't this already posted?

  88. Roflcopter419 on September 28th, 2011 10:11 am

    Wasn't this already posted? Or is it just that old?

  89. Roflcopter419 on September 28th, 2011 10:13 am

    This picture's going to be used on every submission from now on, isn't it?

  90. Leo E. on September 28th, 2011 10:30 am

    Didn't we already knight Jake on the forums?

  91. Leo E. on September 28th, 2011 10:31 am

    It doesn't, it just takes you a couple laps around the pool.

    As for how the S.S. Aqua gets in there from Olivine… well, Yukari is messing around again.

  92. IncredulousEric on September 28th, 2011 10:32 am

    Well what did you think poke-breeding really entailed?

    <img src="http://www.vgcats.com/super/images/100125.gif&quot; border="0" </a>

  93. IncredulousEric on September 28th, 2011 10:39 am

    Are you referring to this?

  94. IncredulousEric on September 28th, 2011 10:46 am

    MissingOGODNO?

  95. CriticalQuit on September 28th, 2011 11:11 am

    I've never found Pedobear funny myself. He's just kind of "there." I never laugh, but I never speak openly against him, because he's an internet meme and thus meaningless.

  96. CriticalQuit on September 28th, 2011 11:13 am

    Implications of it, if they're soft, imply that it would not be brutal, and otherwise lighten the tone, are okay, but jokes like this and the comic posted in the comments are just unpleasant to behold.

  97. CriticalQuit on September 28th, 2011 11:14 am

    I think it's a repost.

  98. CriticalQuit on September 28th, 2011 11:15 am

    I give it 2 weeks.

  99. Jade Catima on September 28th, 2011 11:58 am

    Poke-puns are onixceptable.

  100. Red on September 28th, 2011 3:20 pm

    *google*
    okay, why isn't there a pedobear/smeargle hybrid that I could post here
    Interwebz, I am dissapoint

  101. imnutty on September 28th, 2011 3:49 pm

    your a egoraptor fan arent you?

  102. MokubaKaiba on September 28th, 2011 4:00 pm

    ya but do you see the way shes dressed? shes asking for it

  103. AManWithACloak on September 28th, 2011 5:17 pm

    I do believe that is a truck.

  104. AManWithACloak on September 28th, 2011 5:17 pm

    The S.S. Vanne?

  105. AManWithACloak on September 28th, 2011 5:19 pm

    I've been crushed by my little brother before.
    He is… remarkably talented with video games of all kinds.

  106. AManWithACloak on September 28th, 2011 5:28 pm
  107. AManWithACloak on September 28th, 2011 5:30 pm

    Stun-knife?
    My knife is a kill-knife.
    So is this guys.
    <img src="http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQXm79vbs16DxGRRNYArFVKGop5hn9J3i1C3h2zeM4DfJzNnF0LFA"&gt;

  108. AManWithACloak on September 28th, 2011 5:31 pm

    At least he isn't digging himself a deeper hole.
    Man knows when to play and when to fold.

  109. AManWithACloak on September 28th, 2011 5:34 pm

    I remember that part of the movie… fun times.

  110. AManWithACloak on September 28th, 2011 5:35 pm

    Don't you mean…
    *sunglasses engage*
    Memeingless?
    YEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

  111. AManWithACloak on September 28th, 2011 5:37 pm

    Indeed!

  112. AManWithACloak on September 28th, 2011 5:38 pm

    I will never be able to get that image out of my head…

  113. Vosur on September 28th, 2011 5:45 pm

    And you have quite a point there…

  114. Skarge on September 28th, 2011 5:56 pm

    Hold it!
    Is just for the effect of the "free candy van" joke
    I don't know if is a joke by the way…
    Anyway, I submit this as evidence
    <img src="http://www.tensionnot.com/pictures/images/Car/Free-Candy-Van.jpg&quot; widht="120" height="120/">

  115. Sir_Nox on September 28th, 2011 6:04 pm

    Along with the others from the strip, and various screencaps I took from the Sandvich Song video.

  116. A_R_ on September 28th, 2011 6:27 pm

    USE BOOST TO GET THROUGH!

  117. Red on September 28th, 2011 7:39 pm

    *crashes through windshield*

  118. Red on September 28th, 2011 7:40 pm

    The Van used Transform! (taking the form of a truck)
    Unless…
    THAT VAN/TRUCK IS A SPAH!!!

  119. Red on September 28th, 2011 7:41 pm

    I do believe that is the wrong ship.
    S.S. Aqua goes to Olivine

  120. Red on September 28th, 2011 7:41 pm

    Halolz gained 9001 exp.

  121. Red on September 28th, 2011 7:42 pm

    No, that's diglett's job (the digging I mean)

  122. Leo E. on September 28th, 2011 8:06 pm

    …Yes, as I just said.

  123. AuraBlaze on September 28th, 2011 8:11 pm

    No, worse! That spy's a decepticon!

  124. BTSnoogans on September 28th, 2011 9:00 pm

    Even worse! That decepticon is, uh, I got nothing. I was just caught up in the moment.

  125. Red on September 28th, 2011 9:02 pm

    Even worse! Chuck Testa!

  126. BTSnoogans on September 28th, 2011 9:03 pm

    I look at the moveset and then I look at the tip of Smeargle's tail and wonder just what he is planning on doing with that.

  127. MokubaKaiba on September 28th, 2011 9:55 pm

    ahhh -1 troll!!! ill help!!

  128. MokubaKaiba on September 28th, 2011 9:57 pm

    help as in +1 everyone

  129. Mask of Problem? on September 28th, 2011 10:41 pm

    I've seen enough Law and Order: Special Victims Unit to know were this is going

  130. IncredulousEric on September 28th, 2011 11:03 pm
  131. ibbolia on September 29th, 2011 1:48 am

    Nope. Chuck Testa.
    …did I just Chuck Testa Chuck Testa?

  132. ibbolia on September 29th, 2011 1:49 am

    I appreciate the effort, but your name forces my hand.
    Shut up Mokuba.

  133. AuraBlaze on September 29th, 2011 9:11 am
  134. The_AntiVillain on September 29th, 2011 3:28 pm

    you know you want a cookie

  135. Halcreix on September 29th, 2011 4:11 pm
  136. dope92 on September 29th, 2011 7:00 pm
  137. PyroCatheter on September 29th, 2011 11:56 pm

    Eff that, I'm teaching my Smeargle all legendary moves.

    Also, that's a level four you sick fuck.

  138. AManWithACloak on September 30th, 2011 3:59 pm
  139. AManWithACloak on September 30th, 2011 4:00 pm

    What the fu…
    NO ENGIE!?
    NO ENGIE IN A GOD DAMN NOPE MEME!?

  140. vash_ts on September 30th, 2011 7:28 pm

    I LIKE TRAINS

  141. penguindude42 on January 24th, 2012 9:14 pm

    She totally wants it.

  142. JellyfishGuest on March 6th, 2012 11:58 am

    Seed Bomb wasn't introduced until Generation IV, as far as I remember.

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