If you’ve been playing Gears of War 3 and HAVEN’T pictured either Jake or Bender chainsawing people, you are either a liar or you hate cartoons!
By Sadface and myself.

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 26, 2011 · 11:48 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (312 votes, average: 2.83 out of 5)
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Artistic, Cray-Z Crossovers, Disguises, Epic Games, Gears of War, TV Shows

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65 Responses to “DOGS OF WAR”

  1. CriticalQuit on September 26th, 2011 11:51 am

    Wait, they got DiMaggio in this one?

    I may actually buy a Gears of War game.

    Oh wait, i'm broke. lol no, gonna wait for Saints Row the Third, that's the game that gets my scant amount of cash.

  2. VaultLegend on September 26th, 2011 12:03 pm

    He's also Gilgamesh in Final Fantasy 12!

    Now if only people liked that game.

  3. invadingduck on September 26th, 2011 12:11 pm

    So that explains Jake's obsession with cutting things… rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">

  4. redroverone on September 26th, 2011 12:15 pm

    That's…..not a curbSTOMP…….Eeeeew.

  5. Shatman on September 26th, 2011 12:29 pm

    Not helping your case here, Shawn.

  6. Lord_Science on September 26th, 2011 12:35 pm

    Killing time!!

  7. Alpar on September 26th, 2011 12:40 pm

    [Shawn Handyside has alerted the horde!]

    Since we've gone so long without bad submissions on a regular basis, errybuddy's gonna rage hard now.

  8. HughbertEsq on September 26th, 2011 12:41 pm

    Huh… no matter how hard I try, everytime I see a chainsaw in a battlefield situation, I automatically think: "SPACHE MAREEN! GET 'IM BOYZ!"
    Dammit it Simon…

  9. Lordshadow on September 26th, 2011 1:01 pm

    Another quality post from the man who brought you Courage Kratos, the great Shawn "Have you seen my bear Tibbers?" Handyside.

  10. ibbolia on September 26th, 2011 1:27 pm

    I was going to insult Shawn's ability to pick quality images, but then I remembered:
    I would totally play a game voiced entirely by John DiMaggio.

  11. TheInsaneWombat on September 26th, 2011 2:17 pm

    Power Armor isn't really needed when you can shrink and sneak past the enemy. :\

  12. Gearheadmk2 on September 26th, 2011 2:26 pm

    Relevant paraphrased quip from MadWorld:
    Kreese: So, how did aliens learn how to use cars anyway?
    Howard: They are an superior alien race.
    Kreese: So the fuck what? Im superior to my dog, but I still cant lick my own nutsack!

  13. Arch_Evil_Angel on September 26th, 2011 2:28 pm

    I don't think too many halolz users like this show. Otherwise, this submission might have been funnier.

  14. Darkangelsv1 on September 26th, 2011 2:30 pm

    >Shawn posts a game lol
    >Everyone starts berating him
    >Shawn quickly tries to amend the wounds he made
    >Everyone keeps berating him

    Welp. The day has come, gents. Unpleasable fanbase meets desperate lolbringer.
    If you excuse me…
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  15. MeatyMcSausage on September 26th, 2011 3:31 pm

    So i saw the pic and i was again dissapointed, particularly cause I hate this show. Then I saw the rating. And I got happy. In my pants.

  16. IncredulousEric on September 26th, 2011 3:57 pm

    Hey people will complain no matter what;
    obscure reference people slam it for not understanding,
    Common reference, people slam it for unoriginality.

  17. RespectfulGlove on September 26th, 2011 4:30 pm

    Shawn, really? Again with another bad one?

    They're much better than… That one… But come on, you have an entire forum thread to look through if you really can't find something better. Look carefully through it and pick something that won't generate so much backlash from the community, please.

  18. Drjolt on September 26th, 2011 4:35 pm

    What TIIIIIIIIIIIIIME is it? Murder time!

  19. Valanarro on September 26th, 2011 4:43 pm

    idk, i like to picture this dog instead

  20. ChemicalKirby on September 26th, 2011 4:56 pm

    This is awesome, don't worry Shawn, haters gonna hate

  21. PortalMan118 on September 26th, 2011 5:04 pm

    Adventure time just got more trippy

  22. Xenomorph42Q on September 26th, 2011 5:11 pm

    "If you’ve been playing Gears of War 3 and HAVEN’T pictured either Jake or Bender chainsawing people, you are either a liar or you hate cartoons!"

    …Or I could just, y'know NOT imagine that. It's not exactly at the top of my mental priorities.

  23. Navy_Pheonix on September 26th, 2011 5:56 pm

    I had no Idea DiMaggio voices Marcus.

    Now I feel sad for Shawn.

    Those tables probably don't though.

  24. Totema on September 26th, 2011 5:57 pm

    The motto of this series is, "Cry Havoc".

  25. SadFace298 on September 26th, 2011 6:07 pm

    Now I'm sad cause my art is being hated on…

  26. Marzen on September 26th, 2011 6:11 pm

    Quickly everyone, this picture is shitty, let's yell and scream and- wait no it's not, why are people pitching a fit?

    I don't think you guys really get the joke.

  27. AManWithACloak on September 26th, 2011 6:44 pm

    Shawn, though hast redeemed thyself.

  28. Zyquux on September 26th, 2011 7:05 pm

    I'm pretty sure very few people got this joke. OH BOY, VOICE ACTOR JOKES.

    Also, JOHN DIMAGGIO VOICED SCHNITZEL. Schnitzel with a Lancer. xD


    EDIT: Wait a minute. In Adventure Time they can stretch their limbs, right? You know what that means… CROSS-MAP CHAINSAWING.

  29. vash_ts on September 26th, 2011 8:56 pm

    I´m not a liar nor a cartoon hater…
    I didnt played GOW3 and I never watched Adventure time!
    please dont hate me… *runs away crying*

  30. KZN02 on September 27th, 2011 11:23 am

    Speaking of which.

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  31. Cpn Beef on September 28th, 2011 3:58 am

    I’m going to say one name and walk away:


  32. Uzumakiclan43 on October 2nd, 2011 1:35 pm

    Really, it's not uncommon for voice actors to play multiple roles in video games or animated series and films. But I was seriously disappointed that DiMaggio did not voice the Butcher.

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