If you’ve been playing Gears of War 3 and HAVEN’T pictured either Jake or Bender chainsawing people, you are either a liar or you hate cartoons!
By Sadface and myself.
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Did you know the site has over 2,500 video game themed lolz? 
Wait, they got DiMaggio in this one?
I may actually buy a Gears of War game.
Oh wait, i'm broke. lol no, gonna wait for Saints Row the Third, that's the game that gets my scant amount of cash.
He's also Gilgamesh in Final Fantasy 12!
Now if only people liked that game.
So that explains Jake's obsession with cutting things… rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">…
That's…..not a curbSTOMP…….Eeeeew.
Not helping your case here, Shawn.
DOM, GRAB MY LANCER!!
:rainbow:
Killing time!!
[Shawn Handyside has alerted the horde!]
Since we've gone so long without bad submissions on a regular basis, errybuddy's gonna rage hard now.
Huh… no matter how hard I try, everytime I see a chainsaw in a battlefield situation, I automatically think: "SPACHE MAREEN! GET 'IM BOYZ!"
Dammit it Simon…
Another quality post from the man who brought you Courage Kratos, the great Shawn "Have you seen my bear Tibbers?" Handyside.
DiMaggio is the main character in Gears of War.
I was going to insult Shawn's ability to pick quality images, but then I remembered:
I would totally play a game voiced entirely by John DiMaggio.
I think you guys don't get the jokes! Come on people!
If anyone watched this episode they'd get it.
<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm7dhnseQX1qb62p6o1_500.jpg">
Or do some of rel="nofollow"> this.
So we're just trying to push Shawn towards suicide now, are we?
Power Armor isn't really needed when you can shrink and sneak past the enemy. :\
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We didn't pick it, we made it! Just for yoooooou.
Relevant paraphrased quip from MadWorld:
Kreese: So, how did aliens learn how to use cars anyway?
Howard: They are an superior alien race.
Kreese: So the fuck what? Im superior to my dog, but I still cant lick my own nutsack!
I don't think too many halolz users like this show. Otherwise, this submission might have been funnier.
>Shawn posts a game lol
>Everyone starts berating him
>Shawn quickly tries to amend the wounds he made
>Everyone keeps berating him
Welp. The day has come, gents. Unpleasable fanbase meets desperate lolbringer.
If you excuse me…
<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v622/dynamicsonic/1304793950163.jpg">
…touché
Dammit You again? You know what? No. You guys pick up your own tables. *leaves and slams door*
SUICIDE ALERT!
SOUND THE ALARM! rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">…
Dun worry, i gots it
┬──┬ノ( ゜-゜ノ)
<img src="http://images.wikia.com/venturebrothers/images/1/1f/DrByronOrpheus.JPG">
This man is not suicidal… because THIS MAN IS POSSESSED BY ANOTHER FORCE!!!
So i saw the pic and i was again dissapointed, particularly cause I hate this show. Then I saw the rating. And I got happy. In my pants.
Hey people will complain no matter what;
obscure reference people slam it for not understanding,
Common reference, people slam it for unoriginality.
Shawn, really? Again with another bad one?
They're much better than… That one… But come on, you have an entire forum thread to look through if you really can't find something better. Look carefully through it and pick something that won't generate so much backlash from the community, please.
What TIIIIIIIIIIIIIME is it? Murder time!
idk, i like to picture this dog instead
Was Tibbers under there?
This is awesome, don't worry Shawn, haters gonna hate
Adventure time just got more trippy
"If you’ve been playing Gears of War 3 and HAVEN’T pictured either Jake or Bender chainsawing people, you are either a liar or you hate cartoons!"
…Or I could just, y'know NOT imagine that. It's not exactly at the top of my mental priorities.
Eh! It's ok, don't cry!
Here, you like it?
<img src="http://www.blogjuegosinfantiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/MiniMario.jpg">
It's a mini Mario!
"Papá! I love you!"
…or some people just don't like Adventure time.
I had no Idea DiMaggio voices Marcus.
Now I feel sad for Shawn.
Those tables probably don't though.
The motto of this series is, "Cry Havoc".
Now I'm sad cause my art is being hated on…
Stop trolling Shawn and being a general dick, there is nothing wrong with this picture if you get the joke.
Lemme Check!
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nope
And being a goodsir, i shall leave no tables flipped!
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(ノὸ ˗ ό)ノ ︵ ┬──┬
Quickly everyone, this picture is shitty, let's yell and scream and- wait no it's not, why are people pitching a fit?
I don't think you guys really get the joke.
Well I'm an idiot then. Seeing as how I'd never touched Gears of War XD
I'll just sit down here in the negatives and wait for tomorrow when everyone's forgotten about this submission.
XD
Shawn, though hast redeemed thyself.
Make more pony art… if you're going to piss them off (somehow) might as well do it right! Or do what you want… I'm not your keeper. But in all seriousness I don't know why people hate on your art because I don't see you going around mocking their creations.
NU! DON'T DO IT!
This one is actually funny!
People are just stupid!
You can't fix stupid, remember!?
Shawn's reaction.
I liked Courage Kratos.
Y U NO LIKE COURAGE KRATOS!?
You know what. I got an art feature on the TF2 Valve blog. I don't need you guys.
Shawn came to me and ASKED me to draw this. Calm yo tits.
I'm pretty sure very few people got this joke. OH BOY, VOICE ACTOR JOKES.
Also, JOHN DIMAGGIO VOICED SCHNITZEL. Schnitzel with a Lancer. xD
I ABUSE CAPS LOCK.
EDIT: Wait a minute. In Adventure Time they can stretch their limbs, right? You know what that means… CROSS-MAP CHAINSAWING.
Sorry Shawn I don't know how to break it to you but…
<img src="http://images.memegenerator.net/instances/260x260/9366313.jpg">
(It's overused, I know, but it's damn clever)
Yeah, that's the exact voice I read the flavour text of the post in.
I´m not a liar nor a cartoon hater…
I didnt played GOW3 and I never watched Adventure time!
please dont hate me… *runs away crying*
Two words: Internet Download…
That's the spirit!
nothing wrong with being a dick so long as it's funny, and as far as unnecessary nicknames go, I'd have to say this one made me lol.
The stump… it calls to me…
<img src="http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090129224844/mspaintadventures/images/thumb/d/dc/Suicide_stump.gif/553px-Suicide_stump.gif">
I'm the invisible one. You totally can't see me.
The force is strong in this one!
Speaking of which.
<img src=http://www.obviouswinner.com/storage/post-images/space-marine-bender.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1284991329186>
for a meme he wasn't THAT overdone
I’m going to say one name and walk away:
Schnitzel…
Really, it's not uncommon for voice actors to play multiple roles in video games or animated series and films. But I was seriously disappointed that DiMaggio did not voice the Butcher.
I do not understand why people are hating on this. I see a decent joke, and art that is better than mine by several orders of magnitude.
WHY MUST YOU PEOPLE BE SO 4CHAN.