Don’t drink and Demo.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 23, 2011 · 1:08 AM
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Then after that it's straight off to Dallas, Texas for A-Kon!
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So he's seen the world explode due to space giraffes? Well I'll be damned..
Also those shooters seem like regular TF2 players. :D
And then you hear:
"Time has been added"
No Engie. Trust me. You have definitely. NOT. SEEN. EVERYTING.
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In other news, I heard it is now possible to travel faster than the speed of light. Mind= blown
That there is just a sad display, boy.
huh the exact way I play Demoman when I'm drunk
Could be worse. He could be a black, drunk, Scottish cyclops that speaks Yiddish.
Such artistic movements! such deft dodging! We have a Drunken Master!
In Demo's voice over the loudspeaker.
Oy Vey.
That must be one good gun show. They give demonstrations before you even get inside.
"I'm going with your tickets…"
"Nope.avi"
That gun show must be worth it to go all the way through the fire and fla--I mean rockets.
Good ol' Demoman… he reminds me of Papa Panda….He left 6 years, 10 months, 23 days and 5 hours ago to go get some cigarettes…..He said we're gonna go teach me how to ride a bike!….Im sure he'll be back any second!!!!
*Stares at the door with gleeful eyes*
Wait….YOU CAN PLAY THIS GAME SOBER!??!?!
Haters gonna hate
It's gotta be hard to hit a demo that's moving all unpredictably like that.
TO THE SPACE TRAVEL ROCKETS!!!!
(But seriously, super psyched about the speed of light being broken)
And this is one of his more sober moments. Get him drunk enough and he'll think a live grenade is a bottle of scrumpy.
Not so psyched for the guy that has to fix it.
inb4f2persshootingathim
Damn really? Is there a link to an article of this? I can't find it.
(with regards to the speed of light)…. why does no one tell be about these things?
I have heard that the speed of light has been broken before, but that was at the beginning of the universe. the laws of physics came into being as space formed, so for a good couple of millionths of a millionth of a million of a millionth of a second the universe was expanding FAR faster than the speed of light as we know it today.
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Why do I have a feeling that this will happen to you…?
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or confuse a pineapple grenade for a pineapple.
as a professional demo, all i have to say is, OH FUCK MY SECRETS OUT
here you go :3
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-150…
<img src="http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/neutrinos.png">
>TF2 Post
>Start discussing the possible breaking of the speed of light.
ONLY ON HALOLZ.
A pineapple might be equally deadly given the circumstances…
Does anyone else think the Demoman is at his best on the battlefield when he is drunk? You know, like Rock Lee?
<img src="http://img1.liveinternet.ru/images/attach/c/0/31/585/31585147_1200513456_rock_lee_drunk.jpg">
What makes me a good Demoman?
Bombs?
Swords?
No, Alcohol!
If I can just find where I put me detpack I'll be even better!
… in his voice…
I know it's a second comment, but:
Some classes have rigged the enemy base with explosives.
Demoman has not. He was too drunk.
News to me.
Yeah, I know. But it's still cool to think about. Haha. Especially their possible explanation for it.
"Parke said there could be a cosmic shortcut through another dimension – physics theory is full of unseen dimensions – that allows the neutrinos to beat the speed of light.
Indiana's Kostelecky theorizes that there are situations when the background is different in the universe, not perfectly symmetrical as Einstein says. Those changes in background may alter both the speed of light and the speed of neutrinos."
Those aims…
My experience in TF2…
He's going to turn into a sexy fox girl?
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That's funny, I heard the exact same thing not 5 hours ago. (The light-speed thing)
Funny how those things work, huh?
What the hell is sober?
VALVE RUINED REAL-WORLD PHYSICS AGAIN!
And he'll carry on.
Red Team must have been full of F2Pers.
And not even ones who have ever played a shooter before.
Look at how much they miss.
LOOK AT IT!
Except demoman was blue… unless…
SSSSPPPPAAAAAAHHHHHHcheck!!!
Someone needs to suggest a new melee weapon to Valve! The Sockin Sake Jug! The taunt will be bonk for demomen (with random staggering and move speed drop) and actually using it to attack will break it (despite those roped sake jugs being hard as pedobear subbing for a pre-school teacher).
*writes in glascownian barbaric*
Demoman: Ai gawt nooz feh aww yeh dahndees prahnsin abewt wet yer heads fool hov eyballz, tha ahdmineestrayter (blhess ihr drai ahn withrd gewch) eez dedder thin uh… uh… reeley ded thin… sow eye sae we awl settl thins howver a peint uh scrumpy in hir awfiss. tha bitch ordurred a neu paant jawb… so.. uhh… meind the red spawts
Soldier: wait… that's not red… it's blood!
Heavy: where old babba hag go?
Medic: *points* Over zere, Over zere, und up there…
Every class is different, every class is not the same…
Some classes are quick little bunnies,
Scout is literally a bastard…
Every class is different
No class is not actually spy
Some classes are sleeping with your mother,
the spy is a dashing rogue.
Some men just want to watch the world learn.
Sockin' Socket Sake.
Hiroshima Shochu? (shochu is basically rice vodka, much MUCH stronger than sake)
Too soon?
I'd hate to be culturally insensitive but he IS a bomb maker after all…