Brother Can You Spare a Health Kit?

Ever notice there isn’t much teamwork in Team Fortress 2?
Also congrats to Sadface who had this featured on the Team Fortress blog!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 21, 2011 · 10:05 AM 
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Artistic, Depressing, Health & Fitness, Irony, Rage Enducing, Sequential Art, Team Fortress 2, Things Are Heating Up, Valve Software

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109 Responses to “Brother Can You Spare a Health Kit?”

  1. VT_Juju_Man on September 21st, 2011 9:45 am

    Then the soldier switches team and comes back with a vengeance

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  2. Doc_ock_rokc on September 21st, 2011 10:12 am

    Scout Thinks back five minutes….
    YO Help me Get past the sentry!
    Sadface: OOOHH-KAAYY
    *Scout gets shredded by sentry*
    *solder uses scouts distraction to destroy it*
    Sadface:MOVE OUT

  3. dvv402 on September 21st, 2011 10:16 am

    Well I guess can say that Soldier
    Got burned on that deal….

  4. spplmj on September 21st, 2011 10:20 am

    This doesnt depict the true horror of TF2…

    The things ive heard on the Halolz server… *shudders*

  5. CommanderSaxon on September 21st, 2011 10:27 am

    I feel as if I'm the only one who is in a team… GO TEAM!

  6. AuraBlaze on September 21st, 2011 10:32 am

    Once again…
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    What does it take to get them to understand?

  7. ibbolia on September 21st, 2011 10:44 am

    Anyone else hear the Donald Duck laugh when Scout runs off?

  8. invadingduck on September 21st, 2011 10:51 am

    That's some slow afterburn. Did Pyro get another nerf?

  9. Nick Soapdish on September 21st, 2011 10:56 am

    I'm sorry. I don't have a square to spare.

  10. CriticalQuit on September 21st, 2011 11:10 am

    I haven't been able to play TF2 since July, since my desktop PC died from trying to play Fallout 3, but I remember it being a lot like this. Mostly I just tried to get as many kills and captures as possible, since that's the only way to contribute.

  11. Ice_Cold_Water on September 21st, 2011 11:22 am

    Where the hell was the medic?!
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    ohh yeah…

  12. HughbertEsq on September 21st, 2011 11:28 am

    Well I have noticed the incredibly large numbers of amoral mercenaries roaming the workplace, How am I meant to get my Bloody Work Experience done you Dits?!

  13. ChemicalKirby on September 21st, 2011 11:41 am

    Honestly, i don't know why it's called TEAM fortress 2.

  14. TheAceOfSkulls on September 21st, 2011 11:43 am

    This is exactly what every day at my office is like. Well, except the person doesn't stay dead, but that's a different story.

  15. TheQueenofSouls(DT) on September 21st, 2011 11:44 am


    Scouts are no longer allowed to use health packs or teleporters… just take the death or ask for a medic.

  16. minatotea on September 21st, 2011 11:54 am

    The soldier should had been the medic.

  17. CakeBard on September 21st, 2011 12:25 pm

    Huh, who the hell would have thought a game called "Team Fortress 2" would require the use of teams… or fortresses…

  18. Skrist on September 21st, 2011 12:41 pm

    There is a lack of Needing a Dispenser in that comic 'o'

  19. Skarge on September 21st, 2011 1:18 pm

    ambition, what a bitch!

  20. Marzen on September 21st, 2011 1:30 pm

    That Scout was actually Shawn.

  21. Shady Kitsune on September 21st, 2011 2:16 pm

    You know whats worse?
    Players who steal healthkits infront of their own damn teams MEDIC!

  22. spankymac314 on September 21st, 2011 2:33 pm

    I've had this happen to me more times that I like to admit, and it's ALWAYS the damn scout doing it. That's why I just decided to switch to Sniper. Less direct confrontation, more headshots. Win freakin' win.

  23. ToastyEngie on September 21st, 2011 2:41 pm

    Based on a true story.

  24. TheInsaneWombat on September 21st, 2011 2:44 pm

    *seconds later*

    Scout: *looks at dispenser* Need a dispenser here!


  25. TomQuoVadis on September 21st, 2011 2:53 pm

    I'm that nice guy who will actually pass up a Medkit if I see another team member needs it more.

  26. Alpar on September 21st, 2011 3:25 pm

    It's bad enough when a Scout does this to you

    but don't tell me you don't do the same as any class either.

  27. Gilyu on September 21st, 2011 3:28 pm

    That's what this solider gets for not taking his equalizer out…

  28. MC Ninja on September 21st, 2011 3:48 pm

    It's kinda like whenever my teammate and I are both on fire and we're going
    "No, you take it."
    No, you can have it."

    *both die

  29. DiamyoAlex on September 21st, 2011 4:20 pm

    Soldier: Oh come on! I'll give you my hat!

  30. SadFace298 on September 21st, 2011 4:56 pm

    You ate all the pancakes. Now I'm gonna starve..

  31. WheelMan1337 on September 21st, 2011 5:22 pm

    Could have been worse, engineer could have taken it and said "NOPE."

  32. Psycroc on September 21st, 2011 6:00 pm

    Tsk, tsk, tsk. Should have used the equalizer.

    This only happens to me as medic though, which is even worse. :|

  33. Sceptilianblade on September 21st, 2011 6:03 pm

    Is there no love for the poor Soldier?

  34. GoD_Obelisk on September 21st, 2011 6:16 pm

    I agree with this post…fuck those f2p-ers.

  35. MasterLuigi452 on September 21st, 2011 6:23 pm

    "Ever notice there isn’t much teamwork in Team Fortress 2?"
    You finally realized it after all these years…

  36. Ovahdrive on September 21st, 2011 7:00 pm

    Teamwork is not shooting your own team, if people can get that much right I'm happy.

  37. Paulrus-Keaton? on September 21st, 2011 7:14 pm

    Oh u.

  38. Paulrus-Keaton? on September 21st, 2011 7:25 pm

    Taking into consideration Sadface's luck, this is probably what she saw once she got into respawn….
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  39. Acias on September 21st, 2011 7:33 pm

    Not enough hats.

  40. Drjolt on September 21st, 2011 7:44 pm

    *medic holds out hand to help soldier* THANK…GO-*medic pulls hand away* "Lol sike." *medic goes away to heal a heavy*

  41. kitsunechao on September 22nd, 2011 3:39 am

    Ok, Trolling scout is ok, but what with Spies stealing medkits to recover fake Health and metal from enemy engineers when DRinging? :P

  42. Red on September 22nd, 2011 9:04 am

    Then it hits you…
    the soldier is a spy

  43. AManWithACloak on September 22nd, 2011 6:33 pm
  44. Duh-wheatly on October 26th, 2011 10:34 pm

    Awwwwwww :’c hes all dead and stuff. Curses scoot>:€

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