Ever notice there isn’t much teamwork in Team Fortress 2?
Also congrats to Sadface who had this featured on the Team Fortress blog!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 21, 2011 · 10:05 AM
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Scout Thinks back five minutes….
YO Help me Get past the sentry!
Sadface: OOOHH-KAAYY
*Scout gets shredded by sentry*
*solder uses scouts distraction to destroy it*
Sadface:MOVE OUT
Well I guess can say that Soldier
*shades*
Got burned on that deal….
This doesnt depict the true horror of TF2…
The things ive heard on the Halolz server… *shudders*
I feel as if I'm the only one who is in a team… GO TEAM!
Once again…
<img src="http://ozguru.mu.nu/Photos/teamwork.gif">
What does it take to get them to understand?
Anyone else hear the Donald Duck laugh when Scout runs off?
Then the soldier switches team and comes back with a vengeance
<img src="http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/212/d/c/Custom_Soldier_Weapon_by_MrScrake.png">
That's some slow afterburn. Did Pyro get another nerf?
I'm sorry. I don't have a square to spare.
Might be just regular Degreaser.
I haven't been able to play TF2 since July, since my desktop PC died from trying to play Fallout 3, but I remember it being a lot like this. Mostly I just tried to get as many kills and captures as possible, since that's the only way to contribute.
*pats spplmj* There, there… It's all right… It's not like they post here!!
…Oh… wait…They do….
Where the hell was the medic?!
<img src=http://images.wikia.com/tf2console/images/b/b7/UberCharge.jpg>
ohh yeah…
Oh wow is that The Challenger?
Take a goooooooooood long hard look at your picture….
and see why…
Well I have noticed the incredibly large numbers of amoral mercenaries roaming the workplace, How am I meant to get my Bloody Work Experience done you Dits?!
Dunno, just saw soldier's face on facepunch and thought it was priceless…
Coulda just gone with something more…. used….
<img src="http://images.wikia.com/gmod/images/2/2a/Painiscupcak.jpg">
Honestly, i don't know why it's called TEAM fortress 2.
Dat mouth…
This is exactly what every day at my office is like. Well, except the person doesn't stay dead, but that's a different story.
And here lies a great reason for the SYSTEMATIC ELIMINATION OF SCOUTS FROM THE "CAN RECIEVE HELP FROM OTHER CLASSES" GROUP!
Scouts are no longer allowed to use health packs or teleporters… just take the death or ask for a medic.
No, but I do now :D LOL
The soldier should had been the medic.
I don't see anythiWHERE IS THAT COMING FROM!?
Huh, who the hell would have thought a game called "Team Fortress 2" would require the use of teams… or fortresses…
It's "Team Fortress 2" there is no "sharing" =/
There is a lack of Needing a Dispenser in that comic 'o'
That is just what I was thinking. Why didn't I post it sooner? Ah well, +1 for you.
i want to say it's Painis…. but… even this is too much..
TAKE THAT!!
ambition, what a bitch!
Osht, it's painis cupcake!
That Scout was actually Shawn.
I will eat you.
You know whats worse?
Players who steal healthkits infront of their own damn teams MEDIC!
I've had this happen to me more times that I like to admit, and it's ALWAYS the damn scout doing it. That's why I just decided to switch to Sniper. Less direct confrontation, more headshots. Win freakin' win.
Based on a true story.
*seconds later*
Scout: *looks at dispenser* Need a dispenser here!
Crocket Puncher(Engy): FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
I'm that nice guy who will actually pass up a Medkit if I see another team member needs it more.
It's bad enough when a Scout does this to you
but don't tell me you don't do the same as any class either.
That's what this solider gets for not taking his equalizer out…
It's kinda like whenever my teammate and I are both on fire and we're going
"No, you take it."
No, you can have it."
*both die
I can't do it as any other class because a Scout ALWAYS does this.
Soldier: Oh come on! I'll give you my hat!
"Time to Eat Away your Money."
-Valve
You can't escape from us!
Muahahaha!
Why is that knife not an official weapon yet? Someone get on that.
You ate all the pancakes. Now I'm gonna starve..
You could say I was rather HEATED when he took my health.
<img src="http://www.piusplacenow.spruz.com/gfile/75r4!-!HELHLJ!-!zrzor45!-!SKFHFKGD-REHN-HPSN-MOSL-FMMMJEIHMFLG!-!72y1nq/50253_307059898401_7955188_n.jpg">
(I'd 'shop a Soldier helmet on, but I'm too lazy.)
Could have been worse, engineer could have taken it and said "NOPE."
Tsk, tsk, tsk. Should have used the equalizer.
This only happens to me as medic though, which is even worse. :|
Is there no love for the poor Soldier?
I agree with this post…fuck those f2p-ers.
"Ever notice there isn’t much teamwork in Team Fortress 2?"
You finally realized it after all these years…
There, there… have an eagle!
<img src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_fHBJCIxSwOQ/TTH7WCRrQyI/AAAAAAAAAU8/NNUWCPMLprA/11.jpg">
You could also say that he was RED with anger
Teamwork is not shooting your own team, if people can get that much right I'm happy.
French toast sticks down at Ihop.
Oh u.
Boosh.
Which is why I left.
Or HOT-headed even.
Suddenly, the soldier turned into Imhotep.
<img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_uP00YGymb-8/SUPEp3y4vJI/AAAAAAAAAgU/GJnR1yNx908/s320/mummy.jpg" alt="some_text"/>
Taking into consideration Sadface's luck, this is probably what she saw once she got into respawn….
<img src="http://img819.imageshack.us/img819/868/medik.jpg" alt="some_text"/>
Not enough hats.
*medic holds out hand to help soldier* THANK…GO-*medic pulls hand away* "Lol sike." *medic goes away to heal a heavy*
ALWAYS!
Now, who said anything about F2P?
I don't think Sadface uses equalizer.
Don't worry, that pyro will be HOT on that scouts heels.
BURNING with rage.
You can't stay gone forever! We will lure you back!
Solution: One of you be a medic, medic takes health kit, heals other guy, both live, life goes on.
I will never be able to unsee this…
No male human should be that perky.
I kind of have to agree with him…
I've seen some retarded shit from F2Pers.
The F2Pers should listen to their P2Peers.
I may return someday.
But for now, you guys really need to sort your shit out.
That would be tragic if the stinkin' medic didn't only heal one person and ignore your cries for health…
<img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/small/0908/whats-seen-what-s-is-seen-can-not-cannot-can-t-be-unseen-yu-demotivational-poster-1251098063.jpg">
The sad part is.. the rest were also ones that cannot be unseen.. O_O
Freaking pocket medics….
"Yo dawg, I heard you think you're hot shit, so I set you on fire and made you a hot dawg."
Or alternatively…
"Hmmph hudda hummphmphpmpph huddhahmmphddah fire hmmmphmmm!"
So, is he now the merc with the mouth?
well there's that… and the fact that the medic is blue. :I
Ok, Trolling scout is ok, but what with Spies stealing medkits to recover fake Health and metal from enemy engineers when DRinging? :P
It's impossible to not get raged at as a medic. You're either a "noob" for trying your best to keep the ENTIRE TEAM alive as the SOLE MEDIC, or you're a "stingy noob" for playing pocket medic for a heavy that actually has a higher IQ than the person who's playing him.
I'm the guy who ninjas a (unneeded) health kit from the friendly heavy (who desperately needs it) because an enemy scout (who needs it even more) would have gotten it first.
Huh? Deja Vu!
but mostly teams
Im the guy who stands where the medkit spawns… just to take it
Need a Medkit here!!!
Then it hits you…
the soldier is a spy
You play TF2 in the office?
That was the first thing I learned when I started playing Team Fortress 2. I was so silly, I ran around the field healing everyone when they needed it and providing supportive fire where I could with my syringe gun. Then someone yelled at me and said, "G* D* Why aren't you ubering the heavies!" … And he was a scout. How could I been so wrong?
Now I play Engineer. I heal the whole team even easier!
OBJECTION! Hats.
I'm right here, jackass.
Relevant: http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=6329
Sorry if we've offended you, but honestly…
I've seen some retarded shit from F2P first hand.
You can not eat me!
Come to think of it, There seems to be a lack of fortresses in Team Fortress 2, huh…
They are only bad if they migrated from call of duty, or if they've never played a first person shooter in their life, or they're a griever or a hacker.
It has what every child loves rocking back and forth and slowness… oh wait… that's from Phineas and Ferb… here's the Call of Duty people: T-bag everything and bitch about sucking.
"These are all MAGGOTS!"
Yeah, Valve has done a pretty good job discouraging no scoping and quick scoping.
SCREW TEAMS AND FORTRESSES I HAVE HATS
I didn't know health kits spawned on mountains!
*Daffy Duck?
I think most people would rather die, wait a few seconds and respawn than give up their hat…
The only good/decent F2Per I can think of is one that migrated from Halo, Half-Life (Or any other Valve game for that matter), or GoW
And throw off my Kill/Death ratio!? FUCK THAT!
I wouldn't care if my K/D gets thrown off! I'VE STILL GOT MAH HAT(s)!!!
Awwwwwww :’c hes all dead and stuff. Curses scoot>:€
you fail sir! gean wilder says goodnight!