Scumbag Professor Oak

You son of a… why didn’t you mention that before all that “Gotta Catch ‘Em All” talk?! I didn’t want to waste my entire childhood doing your Pokemon research!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 20, 2011 · 5:59 PM 
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61 Responses to “Scumbag Professor Oak”

  1. Trolldad on September 20th, 2011 5:10 pm
  2. Ice_Cold_Water on September 20th, 2011 5:47 pm

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  3. Zyquux on September 20th, 2011 6:04 pm

    Scumbag Oak?

    As if we haven't seen enough "More than 150 Pokemon" jokes….

  4. werewolfsfury on September 20th, 2011 6:05 pm

    but… he never even said that… and the pokerap DID say there could be more

  5. VyseRogueKing on September 20th, 2011 6:07 pm

    Got more than 6 pokemon?

    Don't worry I'll hold onto the rest.

  6. Skrist on September 20th, 2011 6:14 pm

    Now we just need Hipster Oak and the cycle will be complete… or destroy the world… I'm not a doctor..

  7. Drjolt on September 20th, 2011 6:15 pm

    499 more? Psh! After that, we'll make ten thousand and eighty four more pokemon! And one of them is a pile of shit with the weirdest name ever!

  8. spplmj on September 20th, 2011 6:30 pm
  9. Ex_Why_Too on September 20th, 2011 6:41 pm

    No, he didn't even mention them. He's that scummy. "GOOD JOB GETTING ALL OF THE POKEMON! *snrk*"

  10. Ovahdrive on September 20th, 2011 6:52 pm
  11. MasterLuigi452 on September 20th, 2011 7:01 pm

    No "Submitted by —"?
    Holy crap. There is a ghost in Halolz…

  12. Red on September 20th, 2011 7:02 pm

    Is it out of the question that he simply can't remember these things? I mean, he couldn't remember his own grandson's name for the life of him!

  13. ibbolia on September 20th, 2011 8:36 pm

    Tells you to catch 150.
    Neglects to mention alternate reality where the remainders exist.
    I'm looking at YOU, multiple color generations!

  14. KungFuDeli on September 20th, 2011 9:35 pm

    Professor Oak: Oh and by the way. Gary will no longer be your rival… You will however run into other rivals who are significantly lesser in stature and popularity and are far more annoying.

  15. dope92 on September 21st, 2011 1:12 am

    so surrender now or prepare to fight

  16. Skarge on September 21st, 2011 10:05 am

    the first 150 are better than the last houndred-I-don't-know Pokémon

  17. Skarge on September 21st, 2011 10:09 am

    Objection!! The pure fact that there's more than 4 other region, tells me nothing about more Pokémon!

  18. KZN02 on September 21st, 2011 12:55 pm

    I see how Gary Mother****ing Oak takes from his grandpa.

  19. TheInsaneWombat on September 21st, 2011 2:42 pm

    I don't always troll pokemon trainers, but when I do, it's so I can bang their single mother.

  20. Guts_Pein on September 21st, 2011 6:33 pm


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