Scumbag Professor Oak

You son of a… why didn’t you mention that before all that “Gotta Catch ‘Em All” talk?! I didn’t want to waste my entire childhood doing your Pokemon research!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 20, 2011 · 5:59 PM 
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61 Responses to “Scumbag Professor Oak”

  1. Zyquux on September 20th, 2011 6:04 pm

    Scumbag Oak?

    As if we haven't seen enough "More than 150 Pokemon" jokes….

  2. TheFancyPants on September 20th, 2011 6:05 pm

    Exactly, everyone knows the are one hundred and fifty ONE pokemon, I never understood how people keep forgetting about Mew.

  3. werewolfsfury on September 20th, 2011 6:05 pm

    but… he never even said that… and the pokerap DID say there could be more

  4. VyseRogueKing on September 20th, 2011 6:07 pm

    Got more than 6 pokemon?

    Don't worry I'll hold onto the rest.

  5. Trolldad on September 20th, 2011 6:10 pm
  6. Skrist on September 20th, 2011 6:14 pm

    Now we just need Hipster Oak and the cycle will be complete… or destroy the world… I'm not a doctor..

  7. Drjolt on September 20th, 2011 6:15 pm

    499 more? Psh! After that, we'll make ten thousand and eighty four more pokemon! And one of them is a pile of shit with the weirdest name ever!

  8. TheFancyPants on September 20th, 2011 6:15 pm

    What's that? you have them all except the one I still have on that table, forever?
    Nope, can't have that. get another friend.

  9. Skrist on September 20th, 2011 6:16 pm

    Who will snap first? The player or Oak taking care of a bunch of a freeloader's pokemon?

  10. Skrist on September 20th, 2011 6:17 pm
  11. spplmj on September 20th, 2011 6:30 pm
  12. Jimmy on September 20th, 2011 6:31 pm
  13. MorningMoon on September 20th, 2011 6:35 pm

    I think it's more like

    *Opens up Halolz*

    *sees advice meme*

    *Plays TF2*

  14. Ex_Why_Too on September 20th, 2011 6:41 pm

    No, he didn't even mention them. He's that scummy. "GOOD JOB GETTING ALL OF THE POKEMON! *snrk*"

  15. TheFancyPants on September 20th, 2011 6:43 pm

    OAK: You can't use your cycle in here!

  16. Ice_Cold_Water on September 20th, 2011 6:47 pm

    <img src=http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/247/2/7/pokemon_deal_with_it_by_meme1337-d2y0ph0.jpg>

  17. Ovahdrive on September 20th, 2011 6:52 pm
  18. MasterLuigi452 on September 20th, 2011 7:01 pm

    No "Submitted by —"?
    Holy crap. There is a ghost in Halolz…

  19. Red on September 20th, 2011 7:02 pm

    Is it out of the question that he simply can't remember these things? I mean, he couldn't remember his own grandson's name for the life of him!

  20. Alpar on September 20th, 2011 7:02 pm

    Yeah, one more. We call it Mew.

    HOPE YOU KNOW HOW TO ACTIVATE THAT GLITCH.

  21. Ice_Cold_Water on September 20th, 2011 7:03 pm

    Haters gonna haaaaate!
    <img src=http://images.wikia.com/dickfigures/images/3/37/Haters_gonna_hate.png>

  22. Ice_Cold_Water on September 20th, 2011 7:06 pm

    <img src=http://troll.me/images/challenge-accepted/649-pokemon-challenge-accepted-thumb.jpg>

  23. Ice_Cold_Water on September 20th, 2011 7:09 pm

    <img src=http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/memes-haters-gonna-hate.gif>

  24. TheFancyPants on September 20th, 2011 7:17 pm

    sure, we all know Mew's in the truck.

  25. C__F on September 20th, 2011 7:52 pm

    Thank goodness you're always there to remind him it's Douche.

  26. TheFancyPants on September 20th, 2011 7:54 pm

    At least he still has a sharp mind for things you can't use in certain areas.

  27. vash_ts on September 20th, 2011 7:55 pm

    ceiling Oak wants you to walk… SLOWWWLY

  28. NekoKnight on September 20th, 2011 8:02 pm

    Gotta take home 'em all!

  29. ibbolia on September 20th, 2011 8:32 pm

    Are you sure you should be making fun of Oak like that? Doesn't he hold almost all of your Pokemon at his lab or something?
    It'd be a real shame if something happened to them, Red.

  30. ibbolia on September 20th, 2011 8:36 pm

    Tells you to catch 150.
    Neglects to mention alternate reality where the remainders exist.
    I'm looking at YOU, multiple color generations!

  31. MasterLuigi452 on September 20th, 2011 8:39 pm

    "poor" instead of "pour" I assume?

  32. Sceptilianblade on September 20th, 2011 9:30 pm

    <img src="http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images/users/uploads/29945/F-Arms_Akimbo-02.jpg"&gt;
    Son, I hope you have "Oops" insurance.
    *"accidentally" blows up Red's Pokemon*
    Oops.

  33. KungFuDeli on September 20th, 2011 9:35 pm

    Professor Oak: Oh and by the way. Gary will no longer be your rival… You will however run into other rivals who are significantly lesser in stature and popularity and are far more annoying.

  34. Skrist on September 20th, 2011 10:14 pm

    Unless you are cool… they are in that little device of Sharks with Game. :P

  35. AManWithACloak on September 20th, 2011 10:26 pm

    Indubitably, they do, good sir.

  36. TheQueenofSouls(DT) on September 20th, 2011 10:26 pm

    too late… it's already gone.

  37. TheTopHatKid on September 20th, 2011 10:46 pm

    ONLY one more? They've already got one or two!

  38. BTSnoogans on September 20th, 2011 11:58 pm

    But he can't tell the difference between a boy and a girl. How did he get to be a professor of anything if he doesn't understand basic biology?

  39. ProfessorLuigi on September 21st, 2011 12:22 am

    SOMBODY CALL LUIGI!

  40. ProfessorLuigi on September 21st, 2011 12:23 am

    "I'm a doctor, not a…Normal doctor!"-Gordon Freeman.

  41. ProfessorLuigi on September 21st, 2011 12:25 am

    What are you willing to trade for my Holmley Cap?

  42. Jimmy on September 21st, 2011 12:33 am

    It's cool. It was only Electrode.

  43. Skrist on September 21st, 2011 12:50 am

    Obviously in pokemon YOU CAN BECOME WHATEVER YOU WANT! I mean children running around with firebreathing dragons? Oak seems less explainable but even so!

  44. dope92 on September 21st, 2011 1:12 am

    so surrender now or prepare to fight

  45. Skarge on September 21st, 2011 10:05 am

    the first 150 are better than the last houndred-I-don't-know Pokémon

  46. Skarge on September 21st, 2011 10:09 am

    Objection!! The pure fact that there's more than 4 other region, tells me nothing about more Pokémon!

  47. Skarge on September 21st, 2011 12:51 pm

    why?? WHY!!!!???

  48. KZN02 on September 21st, 2011 12:55 pm

    I see how Gary Mother****ing Oak takes from his grandpa.

  49. brawlfan1 on September 21st, 2011 2:27 pm

    The above honestly makes me feel the need to cry.

    …Manly tears, of course.

  50. GazzyW007 on September 21st, 2011 2:33 pm
  51. GazzyW007 on September 21st, 2011 2:34 pm

    Why? He's right here. *Points at you*

  52. GazzyW007 on September 21st, 2011 2:34 pm

    Maybe it's one of those water ghosts from Luigi's Mansion?

  53. TheInsaneWombat on September 21st, 2011 2:42 pm

    I don't always troll pokemon trainers, but when I do, it's so I can bang their single mother.

  54. Red on September 21st, 2011 4:56 pm

    No, that would be bill,
    you know, the guy who I totally didn't kidnap and lock in my closet

  55. Red on September 21st, 2011 4:57 pm

    Hold my (poke)balls?!?
    I think not

  56. Guts_Pein on September 21st, 2011 6:33 pm

    I HAVE DITTO I HAVE THEM ALL!!! *.*

  57. ProfessorLuigi on September 22nd, 2011 9:46 pm

    Uh, right.
    *pulls out poltergust and gets to work*

  58. Redtroopa on September 22nd, 2011 11:29 pm

    How can you tel? Don't you need a Silph Scope for that?

  59. penguindude42 on September 23rd, 2011 4:46 pm

    OBJECTION! Silver is Giovanni's son, N/Wally is evil, and Bianca and Cheren don't even know Black and White all that well.

  60. penguindude42 on September 23rd, 2011 4:51 pm

    Not only are there 4 other regions, there's a whole other nation with about 2 known regions with Pokemon you've already caught in the first 4 regions of -this- nation!
    And you don't use pokeballs there. Here's your Capture Styler, numbnuts.

    *Prof. Oak trollface*

  61. Skarge on September 23rd, 2011 4:58 pm

    Nooo! Noooooooooooooooooooo!!

    "Mr. Skarge! penguindude42 make a point, objection overruled!"

    But your honor!

    "I'm afraid I'm going to penalize you!!"

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