A Spy's Worst Nightmare

There aren’t enough crayons and markers in the world to keep up with spy disguises when hats are in the equation.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 16, 2011 · 3:40 PM 
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41 Responses to “A Spy’s Worst Nightmare”

  1. UndeadLex on September 16th, 2011 3:42 pm

    You mean a Spy's worst nightmare isn't a gender-bending of Scout's Mom?

  2. Skrist on September 16th, 2011 3:55 pm

    I feel sorry for the cosplayers… the never ending battle of which hat to wear… and the war goes on.

  3. Jerach on September 16th, 2011 3:55 pm

    Or an entire team of pyros?

  4. Jerach on September 16th, 2011 3:57 pm

    New hat released!

    Super Special Awesome Party Hat
    -Changes color constantly and completely at random.
    -Wearable by all classes.

  5. tveye on September 16th, 2011 4:06 pm

    Spy: Screw war, I'm making comics.

  6. therandombear on September 16th, 2011 4:07 pm

    *Effect does not show when disguised*
    Spy: Fffffffffffff

  7. ProfessorLuigi on September 16th, 2011 4:16 pm

    Spy never grew out of his preschool art supplies.

  8. MasqueNoMercy on September 16th, 2011 4:19 pm

    a spy is bending a scouts mom all day long!

    wait what was that about gender?

  9. Cubia on September 16th, 2011 4:20 pm
  10. DiamyoAlex on September 16th, 2011 4:31 pm

    Hats are a hell of a drug

  11. MasterLuigi452 on September 16th, 2011 4:39 pm

    Spy's rage mode activate.

  12. Skrist on September 16th, 2011 4:41 pm

    And if you look closely at the eyes of the spy coloring the purty pictures you will notice he is taking too much a dosage of HATS! (Unlikely.. but possible)

  13. ibbolia on September 16th, 2011 5:09 pm

    This would never happen to a BLU team spy. They just use the Mann Co. paper quick adjustment device when a new hat appears.
    <img src="http://clipart.m-y-d-s.com/stationery/eraser/i6.gif"&gt;

  14. TheTopHatKid on September 16th, 2011 5:10 pm

    Or an entire team of pyros, which turn out to be gender-bent clones of Scout's mom?

  15. Wetmang on September 16th, 2011 5:13 pm

    you have to admit, they are pretty convincing masks

  16. TheQueenofSouls(DT) on September 16th, 2011 5:13 pm

    Alright… now this is getting a little outrageous.

  17. SirNumel on September 16th, 2011 5:52 pm

    I mean, I do a lot of art projects (for my college courses) with crayon and colored pencil.

  18. CriticalQuit on September 16th, 2011 5:55 pm

    There are three things that are infinite: universe, human stupidity, and TF2 hats. And I'm not too sure about the universe.

  19. Gentleman Eraqus on September 16th, 2011 6:07 pm

    Those are masks!?

    You're right, they do look convincing.

  20. AManWithACloak on September 16th, 2011 7:07 pm

    "Screw disguising as them. We'll just look like hats so they pick us up and take us right to the base."

  21. AManWithACloak on September 16th, 2011 7:07 pm

    As much as people rip on DA, they have some pretty funny shit.

  22. KungFuDeli on September 16th, 2011 7:26 pm

    with crabs

  23. smartmonkey on September 16th, 2011 7:32 pm

    with hats.

  24. Ernac on September 16th, 2011 7:34 pm

    OBJECTION!
    Spies never have to draw their own masks, they come from Mannco!
    (Besides, who doesn't mod their games? Me? I made all masks into Coolfaces.)

  25. Skrist on September 16th, 2011 8:02 pm

    That's more cruel than a human with common sense being a superhero and a mythical creature all in one. :D

  26. Skrist on September 16th, 2011 8:05 pm

    At this point with how many hats there are, masks are probably used as makeshift paper plates…. and probably bullets… BUT STILL NO PAPER HAT! <img src="http://i446.photobucket.com/albums/qq185/steams_baconeggs/Gabe_Trollface.jpg"&gt;

  27. Randomexplosions on September 16th, 2011 8:38 pm

    They've got,
    They've got,
    New Hats!
    I promise I'm not a spy,
    but I won't stop until that stab is mine!

  28. TheQueenofSouls(DT) on September 16th, 2011 9:04 pm

    HOLY FUCK! TROLLS!!!

    AND THEY'VE FOCUSED ON ME!!!

  29. AuraBlaze on September 16th, 2011 9:43 pm

    To look on the bright side, the more choices they have the less likely you are to confuse your friend with another cosplayer wearing the same outfit.

  30. Rexxmech on September 16th, 2011 9:47 pm

    More hats? We have to draw faster!
    SIR WE'VE RUN OUT OF CRAYONS!
    NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

  31. AuraBlaze on September 16th, 2011 9:53 pm

    The only things guaranteed in life are death, taxes, and hats.

  32. Drjolt on September 16th, 2011 9:54 pm

    Little did he know those crayons were spies. That's probably why they all showed up blue…

  33. ProfessorLuigi on September 16th, 2011 10:52 pm

    I've got your back Dr. Freeman!
    *bambambambang*
    Cover me while I reload!

  34. Axletowns on September 16th, 2011 11:22 pm

    upper right mask… is that Zangief?
    Why would they need a Zangief mask?

  35. TheInsaneWombat on September 16th, 2011 11:37 pm

    Spy: You know what? Fine. But we play by my rules now. *equips tomislav*

  36. AuraBlaze on September 17th, 2011 10:43 am

    *closes eyes* The Aura is with me. Another troll just passed through here. I've got your back!

  37. AuraBlaze on September 17th, 2011 10:49 am

    Draw with crayons; shows up like pen ink.

  38. Red on September 17th, 2011 6:48 pm

    This is worse for the spahs then when they heard the Germans were coming
    and yes, I just made a French Army joke

  39. TheInsaneWombat on September 17th, 2011 10:31 pm

    And another thing. The spies would have shot themselves as soon as unusual hats came out.

  40. TheInsaneWombat on September 18th, 2011 9:54 am

    Hello, hat. Why are you walking around by yourself all of the sudden?

    ……. *stab*

  41. Red on September 18th, 2011 4:23 pm

    Nobody ever considered Q being involved?
    They're really pens, but they look like crayons.
    He was also involved in the combustible lemon project, or so I've heard

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