I don’t know why 1st gen starter Pokemon would be into steampunk clothing when they’re normally naked… but I can’t resist posting such a gentlemanly Squirtle!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 15, 2011 · 8:09 PM
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Where's bulbasaur?
I demand a refund. My #001 has turned into a #025.
I tried a Google image search. No sign of the dear starter anywhere. Anyone else had better luck finding him?
I want to be the very best
like no one ever was
To sail the skies is my real test,
fighting pirates is my cause
I ought to get every single one there exist, Gentlemon!
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You mean you bought your first Pokemon from Professor Oak?
Let us encapsulate thine
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Looks like they have acquired some gear.
Do they need to give Pokemon special outfits to make people care anymore? You might say this series is
*puts on mechanic's goggles*
… running out of steam.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Shhh we don't talk about bulbasaur rememer?
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RIP little guy
I'm not a fan of steampunk… so here is something different
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FINE FELLOW, I CHOOSE YOU TO BATTLE FOR ME!
Here, use this to catch your first Steampunk Pokemon over there in the tall grass. But be careful, this thing weighs about 12 pounds. I made it from some heavy parts from the scrapyard. Don't want to hurt the thing, do you?
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Needs more top hat and clock gears.
That Engimander is erectin' a Sentret.
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My avatar was a Gentlemon before Gentlemon were cool.
/Hipstermon
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9 years later…
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*gears
The one thing I love about Steampunk (and this goes for Anime as well) is how everyone always wears goggles, but never on their eyes.
Found him.
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Obviously, when the era of Steam Punkémon had arrived, bulbasaur was outclassed by the other first generation starters (Pokémon Yellow still counts, bitches!), as Squirtle could provide water to be turned into steam, Charmander could provide a reliable heat source for said water, and Pikachu could power vacuum tube and tesla coils.
Sadly, urbanization and the advancement of technology had its victims, and one of them was our dear Seed Pokémon. Let us not forget the nutritionous food items it provides by working in the fields, however, as "farmers feed cities", as it is often said.
We can't all get our single mother to provide…Alternative methods of payment.
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Pikachu: Charmander, get over here and test my latest invention!
Charmander: Why do yer always make me test yor crazy new fings?
Pikachu: So I can keep them from destroying the city, obviously.
Squirtle: I say! *monocle falls off*
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It would appear that we should have a "Gentlemon" tag.
I want to hug the FUCK out of that Charmander.
That was until Karl Oak with his manifesto called upon the proletariat Seed, Bug, and Rodent Pokemon to over the now Bourgeois Steam powered industry such a revolution had no chance of success until the Dragon Pokemon decided to lead. The establishment of a new "grasstopia" in the former Sinnoh region were all Pokemon could be equal, however; some Pokemon were more equal than others.
But then wouldn't the charmanders and squirtles be put into slavery, being forced to produce steam by creating fires and putting them out, while the pikachus are killed and shunned because of their new and intimidating electricity?
I NEED ANSWERS!
…while the dance is amusing, really? That song again? How can people like that?
This made me think of Maplestory.
I wish I had something better to be reminded of XD
Too much porcelean, not enough gears.
Well, there would be the ones smart enough to invent steam engines and electrical dynamos, and those who work as factory workers/operators because they aren't smart enough to invent.
They aren't enslaved, they simply have to take the jobs suited to their intellectual level, whether it be the invention lab or the factory floor.
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I always wonder why they all have goggles. all they all working class or some thing? is everyone a mechanic? do the goggles do any thing?
I WANT MORE!!!
The pikachu and the mudkip make sense… but.. is that torchic retarded?
Credit cards?
How and why? O_o
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It's the newest friend in the Derpmon collection
Now Shawn has more of a reason to post this..
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At least they're not hipster pokemon. Then I'd have to kill them all rather than the desired catching of them all. And none of this fainting crap either! I'm sorry Pikachu but if you talk about that band that I've clearly never heard of again and have the gall to tell me that I've "probably never heard of them" then I'll drop you in the F**king bathtub!
Each Pokemon will have different outfits you can collect. Specifically, for each you can collect 151 outfits… err, sorry, make that 251. That must be it… oh, wait, my bad, it's 386. 386 outfits per Poke- wait… wait, now it's 493. This is weird. But yes, 493, I am sure of it, there are… 649… ok, you know what, I give up. They have a lot.
Its hard to understand pop music these days without having some kind of ecstasy addiction.
The Resistance Update, and because every minute I spent playing that game could have been spent playing a game that was actually FUN.
I would think that because Steampunk style machinery is known for creating large quantities of smoke and, well, steam. It would make sense to always keep a pair of goggles handy to protect ones eyes from such emissions, now wouldn't it?
Kill him "Cole McGrath" style, huh?
cracked explains why you like it, number 5 on the list
Well you are working with dangerous equipment, gases, and the possible poisons… don't want to cause any hair, neck, or scalp damage now do you?
LET'S MAKE A RAP ABOUT ALL THE POKEMARNS! A DUUUUURRRR~
THE GOGGLES.
THEY DO NOTHING.
I'm with this guy.
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I really, really hate to kill the mood, but the video has been removed because the Youtube account has been terminated. But hey, I know what you were getting at with this. :/
Oh because if you said that it reminded you because it would take all your money and you would still get nothing then I would completely agree. :P
That, or see what The Presidents of the United States can do (the band).
Thankfully, no. The only game I have given additional money for items I could have for no extra money but more time, luck, or trading is Team Fortress 2.
INDUBIDABLYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Well, that's the only way they'd let me get a starter, since I didn't make the cut age-wise. Stupid 10 year olds, getting all the action…
but if it were that bad then they would have gas masks on. AND THEY DON'T EVEN USE THE GOGGLES.
My only complaint is that Charmander is orange not red. Charmeleon is red.
I want to be the best, there ever was!
To beat all the rest, yeeaah, that's my cause!
Electrode, Diglett, Nidoran, Mankey!
Venusaur, Rattata, Fearow, Pidgey!
Seaking, Jolteon, Dragonite, Gastly!
Ponyta, Vaporeon, Poliwrath, Butterfree~
*Yanked offstage*
You don't need a whole gas mask for a single burst of smoke or steam. And I imagine they don't keep them on at random times. If they, say, didn't wear the goggles while working directly on a piece of machinery, then you'd have an argument there.
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I must admit, my colleague and I find this tune to be quite dapper.
Replace that second D with a T, good sir.
but for them to be working on a piece of machinery that would have to be their job and unless everyone is a mechanic they are dressed inappropriately only charmander is dressed properly squirtle is dressed to fancy to do that his clothes are probably too flammable for working like that.
INDUBITABLYYYYYYYYYYYYY
DAT TOP HAT!
Someone make a steampunk Scizor or Metagross and the pokemon-related part of my life will be complete.
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I shall take your submission and raise you a tepig.
its because they were nerfed
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Found the video again :D
I like Sam Oak's ball better.
Reposted cause of broken links…
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