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I don’t know why 1st gen starter Pokemon would be into steampunk clothing when they’re normally naked… but I can’t resist posting such a gentlemanly Squirtle!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 15, 2011 · 8:09 PM 
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Artistic, Cutesy Wutesy, Fashion Faux Pas, Gentlemen, Nintendo, No Caption Needed, Pokémon, Retro

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75 Responses to “Steampunk Pokemon”

  1. Vizardvalor on September 15th, 2011 8:22 pm

    Where's bulbasaur?

  2. Kijame on September 15th, 2011 8:23 pm

    I demand a refund. My #001 has turned into a #025.

  3. AuraBlaze on September 15th, 2011 8:24 pm

    I tried a Google image search. No sign of the dear starter anywhere. Anyone else had better luck finding him?

  4. Shatman on September 15th, 2011 8:25 pm

    I want to be the very best
    like no one ever was
    To sail the skies is my real test,
    fighting pirates is my cause

  5. fmarulz on September 15th, 2011 8:30 pm

    I ought to get every single one there exist, Gentlemon!
    <img src="http://i1188.photobucket.com/albums/z411/fmarulz/gentelmon.png&quot; border="0" alt="Photobucket">

  6. AuraBlaze on September 15th, 2011 8:33 pm

    You mean you bought your first Pokemon from Professor Oak?

  7. Cubia on September 15th, 2011 8:43 pm
  8. Tadferd on September 15th, 2011 8:51 pm

    Looks like they have acquired some gear.

  9. NekoKnight on September 15th, 2011 8:52 pm

    Do they need to give Pokemon special outfits to make people care anymore? You might say this series is

    *puts on mechanic's goggles*

    … running out of steam.

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  10. Darker0001 on September 15th, 2011 8:53 pm

    Shhh we don't talk about bulbasaur rememer?
    http://www.halolz.com/2011/06/02/video-problem-wi

    RIP little guy

  11. spplmj on September 15th, 2011 9:08 pm

    I'm not a fan of steampunk… so here is something different

    <img src="http://i53.tinypic.com/j64b39.gif&quot; border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic">

  12. Drjolt on September 15th, 2011 9:34 pm

    FINE FELLOW, I CHOOSE YOU TO BATTLE FOR ME!

  13. Ice_Cold_Water on September 15th, 2011 9:53 pm

    Here, use this to catch your first Steampunk Pokemon over there in the tall grass. But be careful, this thing weighs about 12 pounds. I made it from some heavy parts from the scrapyard. Don't want to hurt the thing, do you?
    <img src=http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpq1mxKWwr1r0kr7vo1_500.jpg></img

  14. Ice_Cold_Water on September 15th, 2011 9:55 pm

    Needs more top hat and clock gears.

  15. Sir_Nox on September 15th, 2011 9:58 pm

    That Engimander is erectin' a Sentret.

    <img src="http://i56.tinypic.com/119nhbp.jpg&quot; border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic">

  16. Sir_Nox on September 15th, 2011 9:59 pm

    My avatar was a Gentlemon before Gentlemon were cool.

    /Hipstermon

  17. Vabolo on September 15th, 2011 10:04 pm
  18. Arch_Evil_Angel on September 15th, 2011 10:04 pm
  19. Vabolo on September 15th, 2011 10:06 pm

    *gears

  20. TomQuoVadis on September 15th, 2011 10:07 pm

    The one thing I love about Steampunk (and this goes for Anime as well) is how everyone always wears goggles, but never on their eyes.

  21. Sir_Nox on September 15th, 2011 10:08 pm

    Found him.

    <img src="http://i54.tinypic.com/sdzsau.jpg&quot; border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic">

  22. Vabolo on September 15th, 2011 10:11 pm

    Obviously, when the era of Steam Punkémon had arrived, bulbasaur was outclassed by the other first generation starters (Pokémon Yellow still counts, bitches!), as Squirtle could provide water to be turned into steam, Charmander could provide a reliable heat source for said water, and Pikachu could power vacuum tube and tesla coils.

    Sadly, urbanization and the advancement of technology had its victims, and one of them was our dear Seed Pokémon. Let us not forget the nutritionous food items it provides by working in the fields, however, as "farmers feed cities", as it is often said.

  23. Vabolo on September 15th, 2011 10:19 pm

    We can't all get our single mother to provide…Alternative methods of payment.

  24. Vabolo on September 15th, 2011 10:21 pm
  25. TheInsaneWombat on September 15th, 2011 10:31 pm

    Pikachu: Charmander, get over here and test my latest invention!

    Charmander: Why do yer always make me test yor crazy new fings?

    Pikachu: So I can keep them from destroying the city, obviously.

    Squirtle: I say! *monocle falls off*

  26. Ovahdrive on September 15th, 2011 10:37 pm
  27. Jimmy on September 15th, 2011 10:41 pm

    <img src="http://gallery.fanserviceftw.com/_images/8421c10b44ed46b634d0b64c95e454f6/6759 -- gentlemen pokemon sharpedo tagme.png" length="350" width="350">

    It would appear that we should have a "Gentlemon" tag.

  28. Ovahdrive on September 15th, 2011 10:42 pm

    I want to hug the FUCK out of that Charmander.

  29. IncredulousEric on September 15th, 2011 10:43 pm

    That was until Karl Oak with his manifesto called upon the proletariat Seed, Bug, and Rodent Pokemon to over the now Bourgeois Steam powered industry such a revolution had no chance of success until the Dragon Pokemon decided to lead. The establishment of a new "grasstopia" in the former Sinnoh region were all Pokemon could be equal, however; some Pokemon were more equal than others.

  30. MeatyMcSausage on September 15th, 2011 10:43 pm

    But then wouldn't the charmanders and squirtles be put into slavery, being forced to produce steam by creating fires and putting them out, while the pikachus are killed and shunned because of their new and intimidating electricity?
    I NEED ANSWERS!

  31. Roflcopter419 on September 15th, 2011 10:57 pm

    …while the dance is amusing, really? That song again? How can people like that?

  32. CriticalQuit on September 15th, 2011 11:01 pm

    This made me think of Maplestory.

    I wish I had something better to be reminded of XD

  33. CriticalQuit on September 15th, 2011 11:02 pm

    Too much porcelean, not enough gears.

  34. CriticalQuit on September 15th, 2011 11:04 pm

    Well, there would be the ones smart enough to invent steam engines and electrical dynamos, and those who work as factory workers/operators because they aren't smart enough to invent.

    They aren't enslaved, they simply have to take the jobs suited to their intellectual level, whether it be the invention lab or the factory floor.

  35. MoG on September 15th, 2011 11:14 pm
  36. werewolfsfury on September 15th, 2011 11:20 pm

    I always wonder why they all have goggles. all they all working class or some thing? is everyone a mechanic? do the goggles do any thing?

  37. TheQueenofSouls(DT) on September 15th, 2011 11:22 pm

    I WANT MORE!!!

  38. Skrist on September 15th, 2011 11:23 pm

    The pikachu and the mudkip make sense… but.. is that torchic retarded?

  39. BTSnoogans on September 15th, 2011 11:23 pm

    Credit cards?

  40. Skrist on September 15th, 2011 11:24 pm

    How and why? O_o

  41. Skrist on September 15th, 2011 11:25 pm
  42. KungFuDeli on September 15th, 2011 11:31 pm

    It's the newest friend in the Derpmon collection

  43. Skrist on September 15th, 2011 11:35 pm
  44. KungFuDeli on September 15th, 2011 11:45 pm

    At least they're not hipster pokemon. Then I'd have to kill them all rather than the desired catching of them all. And none of this fainting crap either! I'm sorry Pikachu but if you talk about that band that I've clearly never heard of again and have the gall to tell me that I've "probably never heard of them" then I'll drop you in the F**king bathtub!

  45. JordanTH on September 15th, 2011 11:46 pm

    Each Pokemon will have different outfits you can collect. Specifically, for each you can collect 151 outfits… err, sorry, make that 251. That must be it… oh, wait, my bad, it's 386. 386 outfits per Poke- wait… wait, now it's 493. This is weird. But yes, 493, I am sure of it, there are… 649… ok, you know what, I give up. They have a lot.

  46. Ovahdrive on September 16th, 2011 12:08 am

    Its hard to understand pop music these days without having some kind of ecstasy addiction.

  47. CriticalQuit on September 16th, 2011 12:18 am

    The Resistance Update, and because every minute I spent playing that game could have been spent playing a game that was actually FUN.

  48. CriticalQuit on September 16th, 2011 12:20 am

    I would think that because Steampunk style machinery is known for creating large quantities of smoke and, well, steam. It would make sense to always keep a pair of goggles handy to protect ones eyes from such emissions, now wouldn't it?

  49. CriticalQuit on September 16th, 2011 12:20 am

    Kill him "Cole McGrath" style, huh?

  50. imnutty on September 16th, 2011 12:21 am
  51. Skrist on September 16th, 2011 12:33 am

    Well you are working with dangerous equipment, gases, and the possible poisons… don't want to cause any hair, neck, or scalp damage now do you?

  52. Skrist on September 16th, 2011 12:35 am

    LET'S MAKE A RAP ABOUT ALL THE POKEMARNS! A DUUUUURRRR~

  53. Matthew Reindo on September 16th, 2011 12:36 am

    THE GOGGLES.
    THEY DO NOTHING.

  54. Skrist on September 16th, 2011 12:36 am
  55. AuraBlaze on September 16th, 2011 12:36 am

    I really, really hate to kill the mood, but the video has been removed because the Youtube account has been terminated. But hey, I know what you were getting at with this. :/

  56. Skrist on September 16th, 2011 12:38 am

    Oh because if you said that it reminded you because it would take all your money and you would still get nothing then I would completely agree. :P

  57. AuraBlaze on September 16th, 2011 12:40 am

    That, or see what The Presidents of the United States can do (the band).

  58. CriticalQuit on September 16th, 2011 12:53 am

    Thankfully, no. The only game I have given additional money for items I could have for no extra money but more time, luck, or trading is Team Fortress 2.

  59. GazzyW007 on September 16th, 2011 3:17 am

    INDUBIDABLYYYYYYYYYYYYY

  60. Kijame on September 16th, 2011 6:32 am

    Well, that's the only way they'd let me get a starter, since I didn't make the cut age-wise. Stupid 10 year olds, getting all the action…

  61. werewolfsfury on September 16th, 2011 8:17 am

    but if it were that bad then they would have gas masks on. AND THEY DON'T EVEN USE THE GOGGLES.

  62. Jimmy on September 16th, 2011 8:35 am

    My only complaint is that Charmander is orange not red. Charmeleon is red.

  63. Marzen on September 16th, 2011 8:48 am

    I want to be the best, there ever was!
    To beat all the rest, yeeaah, that's my cause!

    Electrode, Diglett, Nidoran, Mankey!
    Venusaur, Rattata, Fearow, Pidgey!
    Seaking, Jolteon, Dragonite, Gastly!
    Ponyta, Vaporeon, Poliwrath, Butterfree~

    *Yanked offstage*

  64. CriticalQuit on September 16th, 2011 8:52 am

    You don't need a whole gas mask for a single burst of smoke or steam. And I imagine they don't keep them on at random times. If they, say, didn't wear the goggles while working directly on a piece of machinery, then you'd have an argument there.

  65. C__F on September 16th, 2011 8:57 am

    <img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li7qsbXMH81qe5brko1_400.jpg&quot; /img>

    I must admit, my colleague and I find this tune to be quite dapper.

  66. C__F on September 16th, 2011 9:00 am

    Replace that second D with a T, good sir.

  67. werewolfsfury on September 16th, 2011 9:04 am

    but for them to be working on a piece of machinery that would have to be their job and unless everyone is a mechanic they are dressed inappropriately only charmander is dressed properly squirtle is dressed to fancy to do that his clothes are probably too flammable for working like that.

  68. GazzyW007 on September 16th, 2011 12:21 pm

    INDUBITABLYYYYYYYYYYYYY

  69. TehVortex on September 16th, 2011 3:18 pm
  70. Gearheadmk2 on September 16th, 2011 6:19 pm

    Someone make a steampunk Scizor or Metagross and the pokemon-related part of my life will be complete.

  71. Jimmy on September 16th, 2011 7:54 pm

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    I shall take your submission and raise you a tepig.

  72. vash_ts on September 16th, 2011 8:55 pm

    its because they were nerfed

  73. Darker0001 on September 16th, 2011 10:21 pm
  74. ecruz747 on September 16th, 2011 11:04 pm

    I like Sam Oak's ball better.

  75. Jimmy on September 21st, 2011 6:21 pm

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