How tall is that goddamn tall grass anyway?
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 14, 2011 · 8:45 PM 
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Irony, Motivational, Nintendo, Pokémon

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  1. Marzen on September 14th, 2011 8:48 pm
  2. Alpar on September 14th, 2011 8:49 pm

    The day we get a proper answer to how tall the grass is, is the day we truly find out the sexuality and the gender of Him from the PowerPuff Girls.

  3. VyseRogueKing on September 14th, 2011 8:49 pm

    It's also capable of hiding full size dinosaurs.
    <img src="http://www.vgcats.com/super/images/080608.gif&quot; width="400">

  4. Jet_Sparrow on September 14th, 2011 8:53 pm

    I imagine Suicune would use it's powers over the aurora to conceal itself with light…or not. Either way.
    As for Entei, who needs to hide when you can just sleep-walk straight through buildings?

  5. Jet_Sparrow on September 14th, 2011 8:54 pm

    And yet Eusine still wasted his life being unable to find them…

  6. Jet_Sparrow on September 14th, 2011 8:55 pm


  7. spplmj on September 14th, 2011 8:55 pm
  8. Shatman on September 14th, 2011 8:55 pm

    They're an electric tiger, a burning lion whose roars set off volcanoes, and a leopard who is the embodiment of pure water.

    They fight crime.

  9. TheInsaneWombat on September 14th, 2011 8:55 pm

    I'd guess about as tall as the grass in that Super Effective strip.

  10. TheInsaneWombat on September 14th, 2011 8:56 pm

    "Okay, the woods are burning down. It's either nothing or Entei…. Meh, probably nothing."

    Is probably how trainers manage to not see a pokemon that size.

  11. Gentleman Eraqus on September 14th, 2011 9:05 pm

    They hide in the grass the same way that pokemon hide in caves, i.e. hell if I know.

  12. UndeadLex on September 14th, 2011 9:12 pm
  13. MasterLuigi452 on September 14th, 2011 9:13 pm

    The grass is so tall that I need to use Cut twice to clear the field.
    *Stares at National Park in G/S/C*

  14. Jimmy on September 14th, 2011 9:14 pm


  15. Ice_Cold_Water on September 14th, 2011 9:20 pm

    This is my United States of WHATEVAH!!!

  16. DiamyoAlex on September 14th, 2011 9:24 pm

    Thats nothing, Onix can appear out of no were in caves!

  17. spaghettiweegee on September 14th, 2011 9:25 pm

    I dunno. Perhaps, similarly, we should ask "Why can't we encounter these creatures outside of the tall grass? Do they bare similarities to vampires and other undead and are weakened by sunlight? But then again, what of the games that implement the Real Time Clock feature, such as Crystal and Diamond/Pearl? Even at night, you can only encounter these creatures in the tall grass. So perhaps, we come to consider that the tall grass is the source of life for these creatures? Perhaps being outside of the tall grass is dangerous to their health. Perhaps, after being out of the grass for too long, the life force of Pokemon is drained? Surviving out of tall grass for extended periods of time is impossible for them. Maybe they're not hiding. Maybe they're restricted to tall grass due to some unnatural need for its sustenance. Maybe, by catching Pokemon, we're actually dooming them to a slow and painful death, keeping them out of the tall grass they need to survive!"


    Or we could just say it's because the game designers will it. =|

  18. CriticalQuit on September 14th, 2011 9:25 pm

    Latios and Latias do they same thing, are almost the same size, and they FLOAT.

  19. The_AntiVillain on September 14th, 2011 9:26 pm

    fucking running legendaries

  20. TheTopHatKid on September 14th, 2011 10:02 pm

    Knee high grass? Oh, come on! It's got to be at least… waist height!

  21. invadingduck on September 14th, 2011 10:06 pm

    Use a terrifying roar.

    Run away like a girl.

  22. AManWithACloak on September 14th, 2011 10:49 pm

    Maybe it's not "I'm hiding in grass.", but "The grass is head height and you can't see through it."

  23. TomQuoVadis on September 14th, 2011 11:01 pm

    For some reason when I see this:

    <img src=http://www.cosplayisland.co.uk/files/costumes/1247/27219/76761267180123.png>

    I can't help but think of this:

    <img src=http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/119/541/blurhat.jpg?1304378124>

  24. Skrist on September 14th, 2011 11:18 pm

    <img src="http://images.wikia.com/pokemon/images/f/fc/493Arceus.png"&gt; Be the "GOD!!!" of pokemon, get caught in a pokeball by a human.

  25. Red on September 15th, 2011 12:29 am

    and, this is why I use this: http://memberfiles.freewebs.com/66/60/51676066/ph

    by the way, Meowth's a good guy now

  26. Jan on September 15th, 2011 2:26 am
  27. Randomexplosions on September 15th, 2011 9:17 am

    I think that the Pokemon hiding in the waist high grass is logical… We just have very tall 10 yr olds.

  28. Foxtrot on September 15th, 2011 2:12 pm

    It… makes perfect sense…. ;~;

  29. Matthew Reindo on September 16th, 2011 12:31 am

    Screw you, Police?

  30. HCP on September 17th, 2011 8:43 pm

    Entei is the largest of teh three and is smaller than a real life male lion.
    Minivan my arse.

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