Talkin’ outta turn? target=”_blank”>That’s a paddlin’. Shufflin’ across the beach? Yeah that’s a paddlin’. Eating tourists brains? Oh you better believe that’s a paddlin’!
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Email your video game related LOLZ to and if it's good we'll post it!
Did you know the site has over 2,500 video game themed lolz? 
More like "Being a zombie? That's a paddlin'."
Found out this hot chick I know is into BDSM…that's a paddlin'.
BDSM = Bondage and Discipline, Dominance and Submission
I don't often paddle people, but when I do it's a flesh eating zombie.
Thats a paddlin' And this is a paladin, any questions? http://images.wikia.com/wowwiki/images/6/6a/Palad…
I've got one. What's a pauldron?
I love breaking both arms on a Thug so he can only headbutt and bite while his arms flop uselessly.
NO DAD NO!
Looks an awful lot like Thor…
"Making a pun and a simpson's quote, oh you better believe that's a paddlin'."
Everyday I'm paddlin'! :D
/paddled, shot and thrown in the nearest ditch
I tried to get a 9/11 submission posted. I guess that's a paddlin'
ohohoho god yes! I'm a zombie, now paddle me!!
umm… sorry, I'll go now
I've got wood and you are in desperate need of paddlin!
In the context of this submission BDSM = Black dudes savaging man
Now, I know this situation is quoting Jasper, but what if it was quoting Jasper?
"Not adding an image to go with your Simpsons quote…. that's a paddlin' "
<img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_N_VcgmGUMVQ/RvWqrqVVygI/AAAAAAAAAfY/LkvTHSI4bmY/s320/jasper.jpg">
Nah, Thor rolls a Shammy because they are the lords of thunder.
Jesus rolled a Shammy too because they can walk on water, and rise from the grave.
CLEARLY SHAMMIES ARE THE SUPERIOR CLASS (gets ganked by pretty much every other class).
well fuck.
I do the same sort of thing but half black-knight him. Chop both of his arms off…
<img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-3t_0yZMdNBI/TbC40V2Ze-I/AAAAAAAAAFU/Nk1V6BWjqk8/s1600/monty_python_black_knight.jpg">
It's only a flesh-wound!
Nobody's gay for Mole man…
My OCD is going crazy after seeing that completely unnecessary period after the word "eating".
rel="nofollow">Ladies and gentlemen… the quote war.
Careful, he might bite your legs off!
*Tf2 domination music*
Using Cleave and Smite Evil… That's a paladin.
<img src="http://www.d20pfsrd.com/_/rsrc/1286223100630/classes/core-classes/paladin/Seelah.jpg?height=400&width=279">
I think one is enough <img src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/starfox911.jpg">
I think Shawn is trying to limit the number of tickets to hell being sent to people from this site.
I gave you a thumbs up and I'm pretty sure I'm going to hell
Surviving a paddlin`… that's a paddlin'.
Well, on second thought Nick probably has enough first class tickets to hell he could bring the entire American eastern seaboard
Okay Nick, I just searched your name on this site and I also found this <img src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/alqaeda.gif"> how MANY of these did you make?
rel="nofollow">GENTLEMEN! BEHOLD! THE NEXT FORM OF QUOTE WARFARE!
That's not a period. That's the parasol behind the zombie.
"The uploader has not made this video available in your country."
I really wish uploaders would stop doing this. Would anyone care to tell me what I missed?
Here's one I prepared recently for the occassion!
<img src="http://i.imgur.com/jgLZm.jpg">
I want to make a tickets to hell joke involving airplane tickets but that would be plane wrong.
Asking for money on the streets…That's a panhandlin…
<img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1004/580975035_3914d6c66b.jpg">
Asking for money on the streets…That's a panhandlin…
<img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1004/580975035_3914d6c66b.jpg">
That, and the huge shitstorm that happens in the comments section.
…at least Guest Accounts haven't been quite active in the comments since a few years ago.
Having sexual relations with many women, that's philandering.
Riding a pig in Minecraft? That's a saddlin'.
<img src="http://www.minecraftwiki.net/images/thumb/2/2a/Pig_saddle.png/180px-Pig_saddle.png">
Boy, you best not be catchin' no zombie plague on MY island!
"B-baka! I-it's not like I ever asked for this…"
rel="nofollow"> I would've just typed it… but he does it so much better.
I just realized when I said first class, I was thinking of planes, now is that ironic or what?
try this
He could also bleed on you!
Shoulder armor.
Having one leg on either side of something? That's a straddlin'
Being a first responder to 911, thats oustandin'
Leaving your kid alone to ride a trike in a zombie filled mall that's abandon'n.
<img src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/halolz-dot-com-deadrising2-theyseemerollin.gif">
hey kids! its time for "los simpson!!!!!!"
si protestan, hay tabla
si miran mi barba, hay tabla…
Tsundere in Deus Ex? Way more likely than you think.
or the alternative version: tower used self destruct!
tower fainted!
Gettin infected by a zombie? That's a malady.
That theory's been dis proven. It was later discovered that tower never knew self destruct in the first place!
Also, Desu Ex.
Tower forgot protect! Tower learned rest!
You know I don't think anyone understood why the building was level 110. Or maybe I'm assuming people didn't when really they did. I guess that's a destructive way of thinking.
I see what you did there…
…now do it to me. ._.
thats why they invented TM´s
Did someone just say "weeaboo"? 'CAUSE I THINK I JUST HEARD SOMEONE SAY "WEEABOO"…