Eating human flesh? That's a paddlin'

Talkin’ outta turn? target=”_blank”>That’s a paddlin’. Shufflin’ across the beach? Yeah that’s a paddlin’. Eating tourists brains? Oh you better believe that’s a paddlin’!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 12, 2011 · 1:32 AM 
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61 Responses to “Eating human flesh?”

  1. Azurik on September 12th, 2011 1:36 am

    More like "Being a zombie? That's a paddlin'."

  2. Jimmy on September 12th, 2011 1:46 am

    Found out this hot chick I know is into BDSM…that's a paddlin'.

    BDSM = Bondage and Discipline, Dominance and Submission

  3. darkdan1100 on September 12th, 2011 1:56 am

    I don't often paddle people, but when I do it's a flesh eating zombie.

  4. Acrazymonke on September 12th, 2011 1:57 am

    Thats a paddlin' And this is a paladin, any questions?

  5. KarmikCykle on September 12th, 2011 2:10 am

    I love breaking both arms on a Thug so he can only headbutt and bite while his arms flop uselessly.

  6. Coodoo on September 12th, 2011 2:11 am

    NO DAD NO!

  7. Sid_Diddly on September 12th, 2011 2:13 am

    "Making a pun and a simpson's quote, oh you better believe that's a paddlin'."

  8. _JoJo_ on September 12th, 2011 2:31 am

    Everyday I'm paddlin'! :D

    /paddled, shot and thrown in the nearest ditch

  9. Nick Soapdish on September 12th, 2011 3:35 am

    I tried to get a 9/11 submission posted. I guess that's a paddlin'

  10. KungFuDeli on September 12th, 2011 3:45 am

    I've got wood and you are in desperate need of paddlin!

  11. SolidScientist on September 12th, 2011 4:35 am

    Now, I know this situation is quoting Jasper, but what if it was quoting Jasper?

  12. TCC on September 12th, 2011 5:34 am

    Nobody's gay for Mole man…

  13. sisseltheundeadcat on September 12th, 2011 6:24 am

    My OCD is going crazy after seeing that completely unnecessary period after the word "eating".

  14. CriticalQuit on September 12th, 2011 8:09 am

    Surviving a paddlin`… that's a paddlin'.

  15. TheInsaneWombat on September 12th, 2011 11:03 am

    Boy, you best not be catchin' no zombie plague on MY island!

  16. CapnMacMillan on September 15th, 2011 11:39 pm

    Did someone just say "weeaboo"? 'CAUSE I THINK I JUST HEARD SOMEONE SAY "WEEABOO"…

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