Eating human flesh? That's a paddlin'

Talkin’ outta turn? target=”_blank”>That’s a paddlin’. Shufflin’ across the beach? Yeah that’s a paddlin’. Eating tourists brains? Oh you better believe that’s a paddlin’!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 12, 2011 · 1:32 AM 
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61 Responses to “Eating human flesh?”

  1. Azurik on September 12th, 2011 1:36 am

    More like "Being a zombie? That's a paddlin'."

  2. Jimmy on September 12th, 2011 1:46 am

    Found out this hot chick I know is into BDSM…that's a paddlin'.

    BDSM = Bondage and Discipline, Dominance and Submission

  3. darkdan1100 on September 12th, 2011 1:56 am

    I don't often paddle people, but when I do it's a flesh eating zombie.

  4. Acrazymonke on September 12th, 2011 1:57 am

    Thats a paddlin' And this is a paladin, any questions? http://images.wikia.com/wowwiki/images/6/6a/Palad

  5. KarmikCykle on September 12th, 2011 2:09 am

    I've got one. What's a pauldron?

  6. KarmikCykle on September 12th, 2011 2:10 am

    I love breaking both arms on a Thug so he can only headbutt and bite while his arms flop uselessly.

  7. Coodoo on September 12th, 2011 2:11 am

    NO DAD NO!

  8. Jimmy on September 12th, 2011 2:13 am

    Looks an awful lot like Thor…

  9. Sid_Diddly on September 12th, 2011 2:13 am

    "Making a pun and a simpson's quote, oh you better believe that's a paddlin'."

  10. _JoJo_ on September 12th, 2011 2:31 am

    Everyday I'm paddlin'! :D

    /paddled, shot and thrown in the nearest ditch

  11. Nick Soapdish on September 12th, 2011 3:35 am

    I tried to get a 9/11 submission posted. I guess that's a paddlin'

  12. KungFuDeli on September 12th, 2011 3:44 am

    ohohoho god yes! I'm a zombie, now paddle me!!
    umm… sorry, I'll go now

  13. KungFuDeli on September 12th, 2011 3:45 am

    I've got wood and you are in desperate need of paddlin!

  14. Nick Soapdish on September 12th, 2011 3:51 am

    In the context of this submission BDSM = Black dudes savaging man

  15. SolidScientist on September 12th, 2011 4:35 am

    Now, I know this situation is quoting Jasper, but what if it was quoting Jasper?

  16. VT_Juju_Man on September 12th, 2011 4:45 am

    "Not adding an image to go with your Simpsons quote…. that's a paddlin' "
    <img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_N_VcgmGUMVQ/RvWqrqVVygI/AAAAAAAAAfY/LkvTHSI4bmY/s320/jasper.jpg"&gt;

  17. TCC on September 12th, 2011 5:02 am

    Nah, Thor rolls a Shammy because they are the lords of thunder.

    Jesus rolled a Shammy too because they can walk on water, and rise from the grave.

    CLEARLY SHAMMIES ARE THE SUPERIOR CLASS (gets ganked by pretty much every other class).

    well fuck.

  18. VT_Juju_Man on September 12th, 2011 5:20 am

    I do the same sort of thing but half black-knight him. Chop both of his arms off…
    <img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-3t_0yZMdNBI/TbC40V2Ze-I/AAAAAAAAAFU/Nk1V6BWjqk8/s1600/monty_python_black_knight.jpg"&gt;

    It's only a flesh-wound!

  19. TCC on September 12th, 2011 5:34 am

    Nobody's gay for Mole man…

  20. sisseltheundeadcat on September 12th, 2011 6:24 am

    My OCD is going crazy after seeing that completely unnecessary period after the word "eating".

  21. Skrist on September 12th, 2011 6:36 am
  22. Vabolo on September 12th, 2011 7:24 am

    Careful, he might bite your legs off!

  23. Vabolo on September 12th, 2011 7:25 am

    *Tf2 domination music*

  24. Shatman on September 12th, 2011 7:38 am
  25. Seanhl on September 12th, 2011 7:46 am
  26. Arch_Evil_Angel on September 12th, 2011 7:58 am

    I think Shawn is trying to limit the number of tickets to hell being sent to people from this site.

  27. Psycroc on September 12th, 2011 8:02 am

    I gave you a thumbs up and I'm pretty sure I'm going to hell

  28. CriticalQuit on September 12th, 2011 8:09 am

    Surviving a paddlin`… that's a paddlin'.

  29. Seanhl on September 12th, 2011 8:13 am

    Well, on second thought Nick probably has enough first class tickets to hell he could bring the entire American eastern seaboard

  30. Seanhl on September 12th, 2011 8:21 am

    Okay Nick, I just searched your name on this site and I also found this <img src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/alqaeda.gif"&gt; how MANY of these did you make?

  31. TheQueenofSouls(DT) on September 12th, 2011 8:46 am
  32. Link Lab on September 12th, 2011 8:46 am

    That's not a period. That's the parasol behind the zombie.

  33. Link Lab on September 12th, 2011 9:30 am

    "The uploader has not made this video available in your country."

    I really wish uploaders would stop doing this. Would anyone care to tell me what I missed?

  34. Nick Soapdish on September 12th, 2011 9:40 am

    Here's one I prepared recently for the occassion!

    <img src="http://i.imgur.com/jgLZm.jpg"&gt;

  35. Nick Soapdish on September 12th, 2011 9:42 am

    I want to make a tickets to hell joke involving airplane tickets but that would be plane wrong.

  36. primedawg9170 on September 12th, 2011 9:55 am

    Asking for money on the streets…That's a panhandlin…
    <img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1004/580975035_3914d6c66b.jpg"&gt;

  37. primedawg9170 on September 12th, 2011 9:55 am

    Asking for money on the streets…That's a panhandlin…
    <img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1004/580975035_3914d6c66b.jpg"&gt;

  38. Darkangelsv1 on September 12th, 2011 10:12 am

    That, and the huge shitstorm that happens in the comments section.

    …at least Guest Accounts haven't been quite active in the comments since a few years ago.

  39. Nick Soapdish on September 12th, 2011 10:15 am

    Having sexual relations with many women, that's philandering.

  40. SolidScientist on September 12th, 2011 10:29 am

    Riding a pig in Minecraft? That's a saddlin'.

    <img src="http://www.minecraftwiki.net/images/thumb/2/2a/Pig_saddle.png/180px-Pig_saddle.png"&gt;

  41. TheInsaneWombat on September 12th, 2011 11:03 am

    Boy, you best not be catchin' no zombie plague on MY island!

  42. Leo E. on September 12th, 2011 11:44 am
  43. Skrist on September 12th, 2011 12:40 pm
  44. Seanhl on September 12th, 2011 1:50 pm

    I just realized when I said first class, I was thinking of planes, now is that ironic or what?

  45. Seanhl on September 12th, 2011 3:05 pm

    try this

  46. Sceptilianblade on September 12th, 2011 5:09 pm

    He could also bleed on you!

  47. CriticalQuit on September 12th, 2011 5:44 pm

    Shoulder armor.

  48. CriticalQuit on September 12th, 2011 5:44 pm

    Having one leg on either side of something? That's a straddlin'

  49. MeatyMcSausage on September 12th, 2011 6:21 pm

    Being a first responder to 911, thats oustandin'

  50. Sid_Diddly on September 12th, 2011 7:59 pm

    Leaving your kid alone to ride a trike in a zombie filled mall that's abandon'n.

    <img src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/halolz-dot-com-deadrising2-theyseemerollin.gif"&gt;

  51. vash_ts on September 12th, 2011 8:34 pm

    hey kids! its time for "los simpson!!!!!!"

    si protestan, hay tabla
    si miran mi barba, hay tabla…

  52. Jerach on September 12th, 2011 8:34 pm

    Tsundere in Deus Ex? Way more likely than you think.

  53. vash_ts on September 12th, 2011 8:36 pm

    or the alternative version: tower used self destruct!
    tower fainted!

  54. BTSnoogans on September 12th, 2011 10:46 pm

    Gettin infected by a zombie? That's a malady.

  55. Jerach on September 12th, 2011 11:01 pm

    That theory's been dis proven. It was later discovered that tower never knew self destruct in the first place!

  56. Jerach on September 12th, 2011 11:04 pm

    Also, Desu Ex.

  57. Skrist on September 12th, 2011 11:15 pm

    Tower forgot protect! Tower learned rest!

  58. Nick Soapdish on September 13th, 2011 3:51 am

    You know I don't think anyone understood why the building was level 110. Or maybe I'm assuming people didn't when really they did. I guess that's a destructive way of thinking.

  59. Leo E. on September 13th, 2011 2:01 pm

    I see what you did there…
    …now do it to me. ._.

  60. vash_ts on September 13th, 2011 7:34 pm

    thats why they invented TM´s

  61. CapnMacMillan on September 15th, 2011 11:39 pm

    Did someone just say "weeaboo"? 'CAUSE I THINK I JUST HEARD SOMEONE SAY "WEEABOO"…

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