Yeah… version 1.7 did wonders for wool collecting. :O
By Jake Allen [floorisnowlava]
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 5, 2011 · 6:00 PM
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Categories: Artistic, Irony, Massive Damage, Minecraft, Overkill, Rage Enducing, Sequential Art, Swordplay, Wild Animals · Leave a comment (57 Comments) |
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Sadly that doesn't stop people from murdering three sheep on their first day, specially since they only give one when killed.
Punch a sheep get wool! The world made more sense back in those days….
Sheeptality.
FINISH HIM!!!
…for the wool…
For god's sake, don't anger them. Remember the last time they retailiated?
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The thing it doesn't show is the shame and emotional scarring that results from having to run around naked…
Honestly, who uses a sword to beat down sheep? Everyone knows you use your bare hands -- just like with hippies!
flawless shearing
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE BLOCK OF WOOL!
This is what happens when you learn your resource collecting techniques from Monster Hunter.
You mean you're not supposed to kill them after you get the wool? Oh, oh what have I done?
I'd probably still kill sheep for wool if it looked that cool. I know that's really messed up but gore is what I go for.
Next patch: Synthetic Wool. The only things you have to murder now are those asshole trees.
:b
Running around completely nude was around before 1.7, though.
And for the sheep, too.
BaAaAaAatality!
I hit them with The Greatful Dead albums instead.
Minecraft 1.7: Everything is fun!
Minecraft 1.7 ( rel="nofollow">after seeing 1.8 sprint feature): FUCK MY CHARACTER IS SO SLOW.
I always thought that Minecraft's main character was sheepish, but now I wool not want to meet him, as he'd probably pelt me while I fleece.
They can become very *bad pun incoming* baaaaaaaaaaaddd.
That was "Sheerly" uncalled for
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Ugh, you just reminded me of the guy having sex with the sheep
bleh
I remember that movie…funny movie
are you sure he didnt like it? maybe even too much?
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Nice try, 1.7. But I'm still gonna beat the crap out of those sheep for wool.
Ah, I remember that movie hehe….Bravo sir, well done.
Or being tied to a lamppost in cardiff…
YOU MONSTER!!!
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Punch a tree, get wood!
I use a crowbar.
SCIENCE WAITS FOR NO HIPPY!
new addition to 1.8
ability to slit sheeps throats and collect offals using the shears.
The sheep must have brought light into CD-i Ganon's lair…
Y'know… now that I think about it, my oak tree DOES resemble an asshole….
After your warning I put my pun reflectors up, but I couldn't reflect a pun of that magnitude.
So they must dye!
(No, it's not a typo!)
It's not really a pun, but I still pressed on the plus one mutton.
It keeps asking me if i'm a boy or a girl! >_<
Put wood in pocket,GET PLANKS!
I found that out the hard way…
I thought I might have to break out the chuck norris skin to get my wool
You see how the sheep keeps a placid expression even as it dies. It has made peace with it's death and knows that it will live on in the creations made out of it's wool. Even if that creation is semen coming out of a giant obsidian dick.
Does this guy look like an ass to you?
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I didn't think so.
Your pun was a little sheepish. I think it had a bit bleated, but nevertheless you pull the wool over our eyes and I commend ewe.
It's nice to have a way to retrieve the only animal resource that must be taken directly from the animal without needing to kill it without violence.
Of course, people probably still kill the sheep anyway cuz they're jerks.
Excuse me, but I must swing the spelling gavel *squarely* at shawn's face. It's Rage Inducing, not Rage Enducing.
I feel like my identity as Mindlesspedia is being cemented somehow…
Dear god why would you do that…
Every one knows you can just punch them!
Well, there's eggs, but I usually end up killing chickens because they don't lay enough of them.
Actually, since you asked, yes he does look like an ass imo…
believe it or not, some girls like to date assholes
As if any one of us now uses shears. I know I don't.
BEFORE 1.7, if you just hit a sheep with ANYTHING, it would give you 2-4 wool. So either this person is; A: Retarted, or B: new at minecraft. making this completly wrong except for the 1.7 stuff
That's like "The Goose that laid the Golden Eggs." If you cut open the goose, you never get any eggs again.
Planking?
no, just animality…
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
…Wool. Per killed sheep. Please fix this, Notch.
We prefer to be referred to as "Welshmen"
And then there's my brother, who built a pair of shears, then went around killing the sheep with them…
And now we need a patch giving us a roundhouse kick.
"Cheap cunt"? Surely he meant… "Sheep cunt"!
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WHY!!!!!???????