Sheep Brutality

Yeah… version 1.7 did wonders for wool collecting. :O
By Jake Allen [floorisnowlava]

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 5, 2011 · 6:00 PM 
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Artistic, Irony, Massive Damage, Minecraft, Overkill, Rage Enducing, Sequential Art, Swordplay, Wild Animals

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56 Responses to “Sheep Brutality”

  1. Inshushi on September 5th, 2011 6:09 pm

    Sadly that doesn't stop people from murdering three sheep on their first day, specially since they only give one when killed.

  2. kinwoop on September 5th, 2011 6:14 pm

    Punch a sheep get wool! The world made more sense back in those days….

  3. Drjolt on September 5th, 2011 6:15 pm


  4. Henry_Wong on September 5th, 2011 6:21 pm

    For god's sake, don't anger them. Remember the last time they retailiated?

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  5. BoxeyBrown on September 5th, 2011 6:22 pm

    The thing it doesn't show is the shame and emotional scarring that results from having to run around naked…

  6. SirNumel on September 5th, 2011 6:25 pm

    Honestly, who uses a sword to beat down sheep? Everyone knows you use your bare hands -- just like with hippies!

  7. spplmj on September 5th, 2011 6:26 pm


  8. El_bruno on September 5th, 2011 6:28 pm

    This is what happens when you learn your resource collecting techniques from Monster Hunter.

  9. Redzeroine on September 5th, 2011 6:28 pm

    You mean you're not supposed to kill them after you get the wool? Oh, oh what have I done?

  10. KungFuDeli on September 5th, 2011 6:42 pm

    I'd probably still kill sheep for wool if it looked that cool. I know that's really messed up but gore is what I go for.

  11. TheInsaneWombat on September 5th, 2011 6:55 pm

    Next patch: Synthetic Wool. The only things you have to murder now are those asshole trees.


  12. GameboyPATH on September 5th, 2011 7:02 pm

    Minecraft 1.7: Everything is fun!

    Minecraft 1.7 ( rel="nofollow">after seeing 1.8 sprint feature): FUCK MY CHARACTER IS SO SLOW.

  13. Vabolo on September 5th, 2011 7:07 pm

    I always thought that Minecraft's main character was sheepish, but now I wool not want to meet him, as he'd probably pelt me while I fleece.

  14. MeatyMcSausage on September 5th, 2011 7:10 pm

    That was "Sheerly" uncalled for

  15. BTSnoogans on September 5th, 2011 7:54 pm

    Nice try, 1.7. But I'm still gonna beat the crap out of those sheep for wool.

  16. TheAl41 on September 5th, 2011 7:55 pm
  17. ayanleman on September 5th, 2011 8:48 pm

    new addition to 1.8

    ability to slit sheeps throats and collect offals using the shears.

  18. Greedy Heavy on September 5th, 2011 8:55 pm

    The sheep must have brought light into CD-i Ganon's lair…

  19. Red on September 5th, 2011 9:47 pm

    I found that out the hard way…
    I thought I might have to break out the chuck norris skin to get my wool

  20. Jerach on September 5th, 2011 11:19 pm

    You see how the sheep keeps a placid expression even as it dies. It has made peace with it's death and knows that it will live on in the creations made out of it's wool. Even if that creation is semen coming out of a giant obsidian dick.

  21. CriticalQuit on September 5th, 2011 11:53 pm

    It's nice to have a way to retrieve the only animal resource that must be taken directly from the animal without needing to kill it without violence.

    Of course, people probably still kill the sheep anyway cuz they're jerks.

  22. Mindlessinvalid on September 6th, 2011 1:31 am

    Excuse me, but I must swing the spelling gavel *squarely* at shawn's face. It's Rage Inducing, not Rage Enducing.

    I feel like my identity as Mindlesspedia is being cemented somehow…

  23. Ernac on September 6th, 2011 1:34 am

    Dear god why would you do that…
    Every one knows you can just punch them!

  24. elephantboyq on September 6th, 2011 5:47 am

    BEFORE 1.7, if you just hit a sheep with ANYTHING, it would give you 2-4 wool. So either this person is; A: Retarted, or B: new at minecraft. making this completly wrong except for the 1.7 stuff

  25. Totema on September 6th, 2011 4:00 pm


    …Wool. Per killed sheep. Please fix this, Notch.

  26. TomQuoVadis on September 6th, 2011 9:52 pm

    And then there's my brother, who built a pair of shears, then went around killing the sheep with them…

  27. SonicsmyName on September 7th, 2011 4:45 am

    "Cheap cunt"? Surely he meant… "Sheep cunt"!
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  28. PortalMan118 on September 7th, 2011 10:27 pm


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