Well, the title delivers what it promises! However I still prefer opening the door, getting on the floor and walking the dinosaur.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 3, 2011 · 2:40 PM
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1:18 best part.
We can hack if we want to, we can leave our weapons behind, cause our weps don't hack and if they don't hack than they ain't no tools of mine!
I suppose that's a good use to all of that time spent in cover. Of course you could always shoot the enemies…
Save you? I'm to busy being awesome!
And not a single fuck was given that day.
It's only safe to dance when behind cover. Do not dance in an attempt to dodge bullets. You are not Neo. But you can smell like Neo if you use old spice.
Bass Augs. I put them in my chest.
Call me Soundwave.
Stop dancing and help me damn it!
While do all dance moves in the future look so awkward and half-arsed?
Dystopian in more ways than one…
Yo man I know you're in a pretty tight spot but I'm kinda FUCKING busy with this FUCKING DANCE here…
A trailer for the new Dance Ex Series
at 2:23 " SWEET NOW I'M BRUNO MARS!"
…
Geddit?… because grenade?
the irony of that part is HES DOING THE FUCKING SAFETY DANCE!
the Hazmat dude could learn a thing or two from Jensen.
This video raises an important philosophical question, "Is it truly safe to dance?"
My bet is on yes
he never asked for this…
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It's a white person dancing. It's not exactly Soul Train.
2:21 is almost like someone trying to throw a tomato at the guy to get off the stage. (I wasn't sure what it was) I died laughing at that and the Hazmat guy.
We can Aug if we want to! We can leave your limbs behind! Cuz your limbs aren't auged and if they're not auged then they're, no limbs of mine!
"Y’know, that dance wasn’t as safe as they said it was."
All he needs is an orange traffic cone on his head to complete the 80's-ness!
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He's doing it wrong.
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His dancing is worse than Commander Shepard's.
that's what happens when you don't do a safety dance
what a shame
All I could think of as I saw that was how beautiful the animation was there. Wow.
You could say Jensen started a revolution of humans who danced! xD
Better yet? You could say Jensen started a Human Revolution of dancing! XD
I say we can sneak where we want to
A vent they will never find
We can act like we came from out of Detroit
Leave the real world far behind
And we can Hack
Adam Jensens don't ask for augmentations…
…BUT
THEY
CAN
DANCE!
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I did the same thing! It made those muggers get so confused they shot themselves. True story!
He's just glad because his weapons brought quickscoping to TF2.
I think i missed the "Dance" augmentation.
Is it sad that I was doing, this before I even knew it was a dance?
Nah, just wait for them to be overcome by the urge to dance.
rel="nofollow">What, rel="nofollow">you don't like rel="nofollow">Shepard's dancing?
Human Human Revolution?
I already have it pre-ordered. I even have the special 'Nyan Cat and Techno Kitten Adventure Bonus Music Pieces' DLC!
I want this game now
Doesn't matter how far you go into the future, white people still can't dance.
This factual data has been collected from several sources (2 video game videos and me going to a future techno club once) so it is 100% accurate.
Don't know where to go from that so,,,
HE'S HACKIN' AND WACKIN' AND HACKIN'
HE'S HACKIN'
WACKIN'
CHOP THAT MEAT!
It's in our genes. That, and burning in the sun.
I just realized that a previous submission has shown that Adam Jensen has two potential roles in the safety dance music video (the real one). SOMEONE GET ON THIS! I will pour tonic water into my empty Nuka-Cola Quantum bottle and stick it next to a UV disinfecting unit for a photo of "real Quantum" if someone can get this done.
EDIT: Tonic Water glows blue under UV (not blacklight) and or certain types of radiation.
Still not as bad as boneitis, though.
If only the games were as fun as the commercials depicted them to be.
Not when I'm on the floor. It's one of the many reasons why I'm banned from dancing in five provinces, four states and two territories.
rel="nofollow">I like Legion's better.
It's sad how you mistreat commas.
Fucking Machinas….
It's funny because that's how my Pyro looks. Except that it's moonshine that he's holding, not beer.
I,h,a,v,e,n,o,i,d,e,a,w,h,a,t,y,o,u,r,t,a,l,k,i,n,g,a,b,o,u,t
which is why I'm glad to be part Native American, we can still sunburn but we usually tan too fast to burn unless we go to the beach without sunscreen (Ouch!)
I'm not sure either, but it looked like a form of plastic explosive (which would explain what looks like a grenade indicator) bundled in either cloth or tape
Needs some dancing ELECTRONIC OLD MEN, RUNNING THE WORLD.
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Deus Ex: Human Revolution? More like Dance Dance Revolution.
Vabolo, how many times do we have to tell you?
THE GAME IS DEAD! ITS GONE!
And no. It's not on your back nor in your heart. It doesn't continue to live on as a part of you.
Really. The Game has successfully surpassed the Old Meme status to the point that it just releases a small "heh" (or less) for every mention.
It's sad, I know.
I agree with Shawn. Needs moar Dinosaurs. :I
As far as I know, the British Prime Minister has not yet announced that the game is over.
Tactical Pun Inbound.
So it was a Deus Ex Machinima? :O (Get it? One of the Deus Ex games was called Machina.)
Well, what if your Shepard is black?!
BUTCHER PETE'S GOT A LONG SHARP KNIFE!
HE CHOPS AND DON'T KNOW WHEN TO STOP!
ALL YOU FELLAS BETTA WATCH YOUR WIVES,
'CAUSE PETE DON'T CARE WHO'S MEAT HE CHOPS!!
…how do they work?
Jensen was never the same after the augmentations…