KANO'S SUGAR TOASTED OATS

They’re disturbingly delicious!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 31, 2011 · 2:29 PM 
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Mortal Kombat, Off Duty, Playstation, Tasty Treats, Williams/Midway

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66 Responses to “KANO’S SUGAR TOASTED OATS”

  1. ChemicalKirby on August 31st, 2011 2:31 pm

    You should find all the mortal kombat funnies, there are alot of them between all the recent KM's and their pretty good

  2. BoxeyBrown on August 31st, 2011 2:36 pm

    A post that's funny without any editing or word placement! Simply amazing!!!

  3. Inshushi on August 31st, 2011 3:05 pm

    Inside Box's prizes may contain:
    *Fake glowing eye
    *Random Mutilated enemy's body part
    *Coupon for a body modification
    *Meet Kano getting the golden ticket(warning, safety of the participant is not secured)

  4. Mindlessinvalid on August 31st, 2011 3:09 pm

    I'm rather disappointed here, I would eat that cereal if it was real. However aluminum lake food dyes(what makes most processed foods red) make me psychotic and I'd end up being a VERY enthusiastic Mortal Kombat reenactor within minutes.

    A hard day's slaughter starts with a nutritious breakfast right?

  5. Hatley96 on August 31st, 2011 3:21 pm

    Foodality! I guess this makes him a cereal killer.

  6. Drjolt on August 31st, 2011 3:52 pm

    Tastes like the souls of all of who oppose you!

  7. MasqueNoMercy on August 31st, 2011 3:53 pm

    i prefer the baked goods to be honest… anyone wanna try a kano ball?

    <img src="http://gumbumper.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Fried-Kool-Aid.png&quot; width="300" data-is-apng="no">

  8. shadow649 on August 31st, 2011 3:59 pm

    No more KratO's? Those were Shawnerrific! NOM NOM NOM.

  9. ayanleman on August 31st, 2011 4:18 pm

    KanO-s, if you're lucky you might get a prize! you're own pair of butterfly knifes. y'know, for kids.

  10. VaultLegend on August 31st, 2011 4:24 pm

    FINISH THEM!

    and cut out the UPC code on the box and send away for a free Kano action figure!

  11. HughbertEsq on August 31st, 2011 4:24 pm

    Oh no you don't Shawn-y-kins!
    I have counted A-way too few comments and attention for the previous post for you to move along now to a different topic all together …. or were ye' REALLY that desperate for some God O' War?

  12. BlurrySandwich on August 31st, 2011 4:35 pm

    Did anyone else think that Kano's necklace was part of an oddly shaped spoon at first?

  13. Darth_Destro on August 31st, 2011 4:40 pm

    KanO's

    Stays cruncy in blood colored milk and a great source of iron.

  14. Trogador on August 31st, 2011 5:21 pm

    They also make a gray version for Nintendo fans.

  15. Dimomarg on August 31st, 2011 5:48 pm

    Weird, I thought Shawn Liked Hal'o's. At least he's staying off the Krat'o's for now. I should probably start selling Dim'o's

  16. TheInsaneWombat on August 31st, 2011 5:59 pm

    I don't get it. Can somebody explain? T.T

    Also: I tried to find the relevant picture, but here's the C&H quote because the internet sucks in that regard.
    "I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple."

    Seriously, couldn't find it.

  17. BTSnoogans on August 31st, 2011 6:41 pm

    They should make more MK themed breakfast cereals. Jax could make Apple Jax. Quan Chi could make a cereal with a tagline about how it stays Quanchi in milk. And Sub Zero could make Frosted Flakes. Oh wait…

  18. TheArrived on August 31st, 2011 6:57 pm

    The violence makes it taste better!

  19. kinwoop on August 31st, 2011 8:00 pm

    I'd buy that because i realize how many cereal franchises died for him to get tha- OH MAH GAWD ESSENTIAL VITAMINS :D *buys 5000 boxes*

  20. Jimmy on August 31st, 2011 8:05 pm

    Shawn's favorite cereal is Courageous Krat-O's (Kratos).

    <img src="http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/160/8/b/Cereal_makes_Kratos_strong_by_jeanetteRyokuX.jpg&quot; width="500" length="500">

    The only cereal that makes you into a family man!!!

  21. Greedy Heavy on August 31st, 2011 8:38 pm

    It still like Sandvich-O's :
    Perfect fuel for killing cowards!

  22. KungFuDeli on August 31st, 2011 9:13 pm

    I prefer Apple Jax

  23. razorman715 on August 31st, 2011 11:07 pm

    There's a fatality in every box!

  24. VyseRogueKing on September 1st, 2011 3:39 am

    I prefer a bowl of Sub Zero Ice Crunch. Even the milk turns crunchy!

  25. DrSexington on September 1st, 2011 3:58 am

    I'm actually surprised this hasn't been on here sooner. I mean that's from Deception I think…..

  26. Marzen on September 1st, 2011 10:42 am

    ….Is it just me or is Kano the Medic on that cereal box?

  27. inb4SlenderMan on September 1st, 2011 12:02 pm

    does it come with a free heart inside? or that rusty aussie accent from that MK movie?

    o-o also when do i getz my top hatz and monocles?

  28. Artakha on September 1st, 2011 3:05 pm

    KanO's. So good, you'll be DYING for more!!

    I'll just join all the other people in the corner over there…

  29. straYDoubter on September 1st, 2011 10:51 pm

    For the growing cyclops in all of us!

  30. GanjalfTheGreen on September 2nd, 2011 2:27 am

    I prefer Khorne Flakes.

  31. PortalMan118 on September 3rd, 2011 7:43 pm

    For every one that spams ball attack!

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