Some Soldiers just have the worst luck!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 29, 2011 · 12:52 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (205 votes, average: 4.53 out of 5)
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Explosives, Failure, Irony, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software

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66 Responses to “The Most Interesting Soldier In The Dustbowl”

  1. Ryven on August 29th, 2011 12:57 pm

    lol, always happens to me:
    oh wait- NUU!

  2. VoiceFromCorner on August 29th, 2011 12:58 pm

    Well thinking was never the Soldiers strong point anyway. We all saw that in Meet the Spy.
    Why think when you can kill stuff?

  3. RemielChibus on August 29th, 2011 1:00 pm

    I don't always airshot

    but when I do, Propane Nightmares plays in the background.

  4. Skrist on August 29th, 2011 1:03 pm

    I don't always mock people… But when I do, I am ze spy.

  5. VaultLegend on August 29th, 2011 1:06 pm

    Most interesting man in the world?


    He isn't even wearing any hats!

  6. Darkangelsv1 on August 29th, 2011 1:07 pm

    I don't always Sticky Jump. But when I do…
    …it's when I planted all 8 of them.
    *gibs start flying everywhere*

  7. spplmj on August 29th, 2011 1:13 pm

    I don't always heard two of every animal onto a boat.

    But when I do, I proceed to beat the living crap out of every last one of em.

  8. Dr. Furry on August 29th, 2011 1:14 pm

    crick explosives don't do additional damage to yourself, so the second one is stupid

  9. MasterLuigi452 on August 29th, 2011 1:19 pm

    Screw Equalizer taunt.
    I have Hadouken.

  10. Oddwan on August 29th, 2011 1:20 pm
  11. GenCasar on August 29th, 2011 1:23 pm

    I don't always get new items…

    …Pfffffffffffffffff Okay, I'm sorry, I can't finish this with a straight face.

  12. invadingduck on August 29th, 2011 1:39 pm

    I don't always get headshots.

    But when I do, I have the Sydney Sleeper equipped.

  13. Greedy Heavy on August 29th, 2011 2:36 pm

    Demoman: I don't always drink beer…
    Ok, *burp* yes I do…

  14. ibbolia on August 29th, 2011 2:44 pm

    I don't always play Soldier, but when I do, I do it in style.
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  15. Exploderizer on August 29th, 2011 2:51 pm


    +1's being distributed!

  16. Drjolt on August 29th, 2011 3:13 pm

    I don't always throw my man milk at people, but when i do… Rainbows make me cry

  17. Zyquux on August 29th, 2011 4:44 pm

    I feel like this would be made infinitely better if the Soldier's helmet was 'shopped onto his head.

  18. tinynewtman on August 29th, 2011 5:22 pm

    I don't always lay sticky bomb traps…
    But when I do, I'm using the sticky jumper

  19. Skrist on August 29th, 2011 5:42 pm

    I got another one..
    I don't always use skill..
    But when I do… I use Demoman.

  20. Vabolo on August 29th, 2011 5:53 pm

    Shawn doesn't always post memes, but when he does, it gets annoying real fast.

  21. primedawg9170 on August 29th, 2011 6:50 pm

    I don't always open a crate…
    …But when I do, it's something I already got

  22. ProfessorLuigi on August 29th, 2011 7:18 pm

    Shawn doesn't always post descriptions…

  23. Ernac on August 29th, 2011 7:40 pm

    Shouldn't that be "Unluckiest" or "Most unobservant" Shawn?
    Neither of those things are staples of The Most Interesting Man.
    At any rate I found it funny at first, then after a minute of thought I realized it isn't.
    *sigh* I'm actually starting to miss the nonstop pokemans jokes….

    Even the pony jokes….
    [spoiler even though it doesn't work here]Even Courage Kratos[/spoiler]

    TL;DR This is bad.

  24. HughbertEsq on August 29th, 2011 7:47 pm

    Stay American my friends

  25. AManWithACloak on August 29th, 2011 8:19 pm

    Picture 1: Why I used my equalizer for scrap.
    Picture 2: Why I rarely rocket jump.

  26. _XD on August 30th, 2011 12:29 am

    I don't always play pyro,
    but when I do, I W+M1.

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