Some Soldiers just have the worst luck!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 29, 2011 · 12:52 PM
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lol, always happens to me:
VICTORY DANCE :D
oh wait- NUU!
Well thinking was never the Soldiers strong point anyway. We all saw that in Meet the Spy.
Why think when you can kill stuff?
I don't always airshot
but when I do, Propane Nightmares plays in the background.
I don't always mock people… But when I do, I am ze spy.
Most interesting man in the world?
Hah.
He isn't even wearing any hats!
I don't always Sticky Jump. But when I do…
…it's when I planted all 8 of them.
*gibs start flying everywhere*
I don't always heard two of every animal onto a boat.
But when I do, I proceed to beat the living crap out of every last one of em.
crick explosives don't do additional damage to yourself, so the second one is stupid
Screw Equalizer taunt.
I have Hadouken.
<img src="http://i55.tinypic.com/jayioy.jpg">
I don't always get new items…
…Pfffffffffffffffff Okay, I'm sorry, I can't finish this with a straight face.
Well it is a waste of massive damage.
Also not allowed to comment unless you're signed in? Aw buggery.
GRAMMAR HAMMER!
*herd
(Am I doing this right?)
Hatless Hat is still a hat.
Or did I just blow your mind?
I don't always get headshots.
But when I do, I have the Sydney Sleeper equipped.
fuckin' auto-correct, how does it think?
The Heavy is a Spy!
Demoman: I don't always drink beer…
Ok, *burp* yes I do…
Lemme try that for ya:
but when I don't, the servers are down.
He totally thought in Meet the Spy. He thought of password numbers, shared his opinions on Scouts Mom, and even almost discovered who the red spy was before anyone else!
I don't always play Soldier, but when I do, I do it in style.
<img src="http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/f/fb/Soldierviking2.png/250px-Soldierviking2.png">
MINUS ONE TROLL IN THE BASE
MINUS ONE TROLL IN THE BASE
+1's being distributed!
PROTECT THE E-PEEN!
WE MUST PROTECT THE E-PEEN!
Medic: I don't care… he's too damned sexy not to Uber!
Maybe he avoids wearing hats to keep himself from being more interesting,,
I mean after your the most interesting man in the world with a hat, doesn't that count for additional sex appeal?
I don't always throw my man milk at people, but when i do… Rainbows make me cry
MEME HAMMER!!!!
FUCKING AUTO-CORRECT!!!
HOW DO YOU WORK?!?!?
I feel like this would be made infinitely better if the Soldier's helmet was 'shopped onto his head.
It's like his head is a hammer magnet today!
A rampaging spy with an uber is even more terrifying.
You'd think he'd have a fancy dress uniform at least!
I applaud you for stopping. Its a gift.
*Shoots Exploderizer*
What? It was obvious! He's the -1 troll!
Watch, any minute the posts will get deducted…..
I don't always lay sticky bomb traps…
But when I do, I'm using the sticky jumper
I got another one..
I don't always use skill..
But when I do… I use Demoman.
Shawn doesn't always post memes, but when he does, it gets annoying real fast.
But when that Ubercharge comes off…KA-BOOM!
Why all the hate? |:(
*Spy
Crickexplosives?
Hey, what do you know? our E-Peen is still here!
No magnets! He'll start singing folk music!
One day they're make our e-peen invisible JUST FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES.
Obviously on the first of April.
Folk music?
…Fucking magnets, how do they relate with that?
oh… wait, I got it… Allmighty FUTURAMA
I don't always open a crate…
…But when I do, it's something I already got
Did anyone happen to kill the -1 troll on the way here?
Shawn doesn't always post descriptions…
Shouldn't that be "Unluckiest" or "Most unobservant" Shawn?
Neither of those things are staples of The Most Interesting Man.
At any rate I found it funny at first, then after a minute of thought I realized it isn't.
*sigh* I'm actually starting to miss the nonstop pokemans jokes….
Even the pony jokes….
[spoiler even though it doesn't work here]Even Courage Kratos[/spoiler]
TL;DR This is bad.
But of course.. I MEAN.. I'M DRUNK!
To be honest with you Emac… I find TF2 Failz VERY interesting…So you shouldn't bash it with only your opinion as backup.
Stay American my friends
Mhhm, popped the bastard with the 2-inch Howitzer we just got.
Oh yeah.
YOU GET A FACESTAB!
YOU GET A FACESTAB!
Check under your seat…
IT'S A FACESTAB!
Also, although I wish I could've come up with this on my own, credit where credit is due. http://sotoro-bukia.deviantart.com/art/TF2-Sapper…
Picture 1: Why I used my equalizer for scrap.
Picture 2: Why I rarely rocket jump.
Wasted crockets = why I have a mangler.
The Most Interesting Hat in he World is too busy posing for its own meme (Get on it, Halolz.) to help the MIMitW with his meme. Obviously.
It is…Too refined for these simple jokes.
Wait, who are you?
He must be that green shadow of Mario's… you know… who's it.
I'm guessing it's because I posted most interesting Demoman in the Dustbowl instead of Soldier… ;.(
Luigi. There, I said it. We can now move on.
"Stay bloodthirsty" would be a better one, no?
I don't always play pyro,
but when I do, I W+M1.
I don't always fight
but when I do, it's sure to result in victory
I don't always put a bunch of animals together in one place
but when I do, it's called a zoo
Unless it's a farm!
I don't think you can craft the MIHitW with mere metals such as refined.
I don't always get unusual hats,
but when I do, its green confetti.